Thursday, February 23, 2006
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Prodigy X Ponders Racism In Porn
The black male performer writes:
Why is it that many girls of all races, even black say that they don’t do black guys because they’ve been raped by them? This has to be the lamest excuse of all, why? Because I’ve also known quite a few girls of different races who have been raped by white guys and I don’t think I really need to tell you how many of them refuse to work with white guys. 0, so I’d like a response from girls in the industry who have been raped by guys of different backgrounds and compare the results.
I think that most of the girls who use this excuse with black guys never really liked them in the first place so by saying this it all makes sense to not work with them. Also another lame excuse is that everyone has a personal choice and they should work with the race of performers they like. I dare any white female performer who doesn’t do interracial in hopes of furthering their career to ask any successful and I repeat successful black actress if they could and should do the same thing when it comes to white guys.
The truth has not been told from the black perspective because yes while any white actress or actor will tell you that it’s your preference they don’t realize that black talent in this industry are not given a chance to have a preference. You either work with white people or you have no career. It’s just that simple. Sure there have been black actresses in the past who didn’t work with white guys but how many scenes did they do before they either had no choice or had to leave the industry.
Lame excuse #3 is the, it’s not all black guys I’d fuck Kobe Bryant in a second. Baby a life long Nigger Hating Porch Monkey Blasting K.K.K. Member would fuck Kobe Bryant in a second. I’ll give you three hint’s Fame, Money and More Money. It’s funny how a black guy has to be famous and have millions for the average trashy hooker the think that he’s on the same level as her.
Lame excuse #4, if a black guy treated me right I’d have no problem doing a scene with them. The obvious question that comes to mind is if every white guy treats them right and how do you know if a black guy would treat you right or not if you’ve never done a scene with one. So basically these girls show up to a set and if this white guy is mistreating her she cancels the shoot immediately right, not! I also find it quite difficult to believe that there are no black guys in this industry who are respectful to women on set.
Some girls say that black guys are disrespectful during the scene. First of all let me say that the majority of white guys in the industry are far more aggressive with the excessive spitting, slapping, choking, name calling, etc. most black guys don’t do those things. As far as name calling is concerned the girls should think more clearly about who’s at fault. Look at the difference of when you do interracial for a black owned company such as West Coast Productions or a black director which are few and far between and then look at the same guy with a white company or director. If you do this you’ll notice that there’s less to almost no racial slurs with the black directors. Why? Because directors let their talent know what they want before the scene starts and it’s a known fact that white directors love to have that rough black guy image fucking the little helpless white girl accompanied by racial slurs (Not all white directors of course).
Lame excuse #5, my stock will go down. Reality check most gonzo companies shoot white girls who work with black guys even if they don’t shoot that type of material themselves. Your stock will only go down with the person who told you that and certain companies that contract girls do to their core audience. Now realistically speaking, unless you look like a runway model turned porn girl you’re not going to get a contract with anybody. Sorry to say but I see girls who are not that attractive holding out for that reason and it’s laughable when I see them doing interracial a year later with no contract. Also think about this, Lauren Phoenix won female performer of the year at the 2005 A.V.N.’s and Audrey Hollander won it this year and they both did tons of interracial left and right, anal and all so obviously the majority of fans don’t care if a girl works with a black guy.
When a girl who has been holding out starts doing interracial all the black male talent should refuse to work with her. If that’s happens long enough girls will hear about that also when they enter the business. Bottom line black male talent is tired of getting all the leftovers after everyone else have had their fun. The main difference between black male talent and white male talent is that if a white guy watches a video and sees a girl he likes he can request her no matter what race without thinking, whereas a black guy first has to find out if the girl does interracial which in porn means black guy because believe me when I say that white girls who don’t do interracial will do a Hispanic guy on camera in a second.
All girls who do interracial from the beginning should get with all the black male talent and agree that no one will do interracial for at least a few months. Yes this will temporarily hurt people’s pocket but look at the long term benefits. Either that or let black talent have the same options that white talent have had from the beginning, it’s fuckin’ 2006 people, Wake Up! Anyone who is interested in sharing your humble opinions with me contact my E-Mail: xtreme_talent81@yahoo.com.
"Positive Energy Activates Constant Elevation" P.E.A.C.E.!
Tarzan: Silly movie, but hot outcome
SarahLynnFan writes on Suze:
Was up late sick the other night and could'nt sleep, flipping through the channels and came across a movie with bo Derek..Tarzan the ape man. what a stupid movie, but it had a ending that I hate to say, was hot. Bo being washed by native women, and then painted white all over her body(even her hair), so freaky its was a guilty like pleasure to see. Anyway, I was thinking "wow" holly could have a model do that. I dont know what you or anyone think, but that whole body paint job was something to see.
Holly Randall replies: "Well I don't know about FULL body painting, since that would take forever... but what about two artists who paint each other and f---?"
SarahLynnFan replies: "Holly, At least check out the movie and watch the last 15 min. of it, I really think you could pull this off. Trust me, the movie is old enough no one would ever know where the idea came from."
The X-Rated Critics Organization was founded in 1984 to give writers and editors from the adult entertainment industry a voice in selecting the yearly best in X-Rated movies. The purpose was to award works of excellence, recognizing specifically the unique qualities of sexually explicit films. Its original membership included writers from Los Angeles, New York, and Philadelphia. In 2005 the XRCO welcomed its first Euro confrere.
Top Porn Stars Aside From Jenna Jameson
I was press to name them today. I came up with names that would still be big in two years: Tera Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Jesse Jane, Teagen Presley, and Carmen Luvana.
Cameron Cousins Hit Porn
Busty blond Dakota Cameron calls me Thursday afternoon. "I'm with two hot girls. They're my cousins. They just got into porn. I brought them in. They're identical twins."
Luke: "Are they really your cousins?"
Dakota laughs. "Where's Jerry's Deli [off Coldwater Canyon]? We're going to eat."
Kelly, Dakota, Katie. Another picture.
From the Cameron Cousins MySpace page: "We are Dakota, Kelly and Katie Cameron! We are cousins living here in the San Fernando Valley gettin ready to become Porno Legends! We all love eachother and hope to make the best outta this career!!! Cum watch us soon! We bite, we scratch and we all WANNA PLAY! Double the FUN and Triple the Treasure!"
They list their income as $250,000 per annum and higher. Their religion is Catholic.
In Loving Memory - DP Tonight
Kelly Steele Hamilton, Kelly Steele girls Dave Pounder, Jesse Jane Dave, Kelly, Hamilton, Jesse gang Beat the Devil Dave, Elizabath, Jesse gang gang Kelly, Elizabeth Haley Haley Kelly, Elizabeth, Haley Haley
Ben English Brittney Skye Brittney Skye Anita Dark Anita Dark Rock Star Jay, Anita Dark, Jesse Jane Jay, Anita, Jesse Jay, Anita Anita Dark Jay, Anita Jay, Anita, Jesse Brittney Skye, Frank Vette Brittney Skye Brittney Skye Brittney Brittney Brittney Brittney, Frank Vette Brittney Skye Donna, Anita Dark Anita Dark Anita Dark Donna, Anita Dark Donna, Anita Dark Donna, Anita Donna, Anita Anita Dark Jay, girl? Brittney, Jay Vicky Vette pic pic
Digital Underground Meets Digital Playground Devon and Jesse Jane in happier days Devon, Jesse Devon, Jesse Jane Devon, Jesse Devon, Jesse Devon, Jesse Devon, Bridgette Kerkove, Jesse Devon, Bridgette, Jesse Britney Foster and two black guys Devon, Bridgette Jesse Jane Britney Foster Devon, Britney Britney gang gang Jesse, Ann Marie gang
Confessions Of A Sex Addict
When I read the following blog, I was initially convinced that this was Holly's secret sex diary.
I've been trying to convince her for several months to go to Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings but she stubbornly insists she doesn't have a problem. She calls her appetite "healthy." I call it depraved.
Only after much investigation did I tentatively conclude the following blog is not by her. For one thing, there are too many typos. For another, she's not sexually attracted to women. Anonymous male Fed Ex drivers, yes, Mexican bartenders, yes, movie directors, yes, broke writers, yes, professors, yes, but not women.
A bloke at Sinrespeto.com emails me: "I found home-made pics of a girl called Michelle. Her nickname was Bi Valley Girl. On her blog, she says she works at Pink Kitty Adult Video and was the former girlfriend of pornstar Bisexual Britni. She claims an affair with Nautica Thorn."
Michelle Michelle,
BiSexual Britni Michelle,
BiSexual Britni Michelle
and her real GF Alexa Michelle,
Nautica Thorn Michelle,
Nautica Thorn
Here's her Newbienudes.com blog (under the name BiValleyGirl, you have to be a member to access it, and I am not at all sure that this kind of vulgarity and specificity is needed when describing the serious problem of sexual addiction):
Thursday, 9 February 2006, 10:06:22 AM- My introduction and where I stand with me sex addictionMy name is Michelle. I have suffered from a sex addiction since I was 14 years old. I am driven towards sex no matter what the negative repercussions may be. I have given away job after job and relationship after relationship as this disease has progressed. Most recently, it was discovered that I was having sex with numerous fellow employees at RTD in Denver, Colorado. I was, as a supervisor, going to men's homes that worked under me, to have sex with them. I was doing this while I was on the clock and they were not. This ultimately cost me my job. A job that paid 80k a year and supplied me with great health insurance.
When my wife, the adult actress "BisexualBritni" found out that I was cheating on her, not just with one person but rather, dozens. She left me. We have tried hard to put our marriage back together but it has not worked out. Mostly because I had to leave Denver in discrace and move to California with the hopes of starting over. I do not think she liked the moved much. Ultimatly, she want back to Denver and I do not think she will be coming back. I attend several 12 step programs here in California. SAA (Sex Addicts Anonymous) and SLAA (Sex and Love Addicts Annonymous). I one meeting with both every week, including seeing a professional counselor once a week.
Sadly, I have found myself continuing to f--- quite often. My drive to have my pussy and asshole stuffed with cock seems to drive me. It is like I am high and cannot stop. I feel bad afterwards but no matter how many times I f--- and feel bad afterwards, I just cannot stop the next one. I dont even remember how it started. That is the really freaky part.
As of late, I have been datiing a sexy 20 year old girl named Alexa. She has been helping me get to my counseling groups but I think she is at a loss as to what to do for me. I think I love her and she does seem to love me. I will keep you updated on how this relationship progresses. We have been trying local swing clubs. We sort of hope if I can just have sex with other people in situations where it is acceptable that I might be able to stop having sex in situations that f--- up jobs...
So, here I am. I am starting this blog here because YAHOO decided my blog was to racy for their service. What you just read is a very condensed version of what I have been over there for the last month. My name is Michelle and I am sex addict...
Thursday, 9 February 2006, 6:54:23 PM- Today I go back to SAA (Sex addicts anonymous)Today is a very wierd day. I will be going back to attend weekly meetings at SAA. Last night, I went to a local bar to get a drink and meet a friend. The friend never showed up so I struck up a conversation with a guy sitting next to me. As always happens, the conversation turned sexual pretty fast. I knew I should get up and leave as I have a new girlfriend at home and I do not want to f--- things up like I did with me wife, Britni. Within 5 minutes of the conversation turning sexual, I was so wet I could not get of the bar stool without it being obvious my pants were soaked....
So, tonight is back to SAA. I also have an apt with a marriage counselor to she can help me explian this to Alexa. Why the f--- do I do this?? Michelle, recovering sex addict
Friday, 10 February 2006, 4:14:57 AM- Just returned from seeing a counselor. Did not go wellI just got back from seeing my first actual psycho therapist about my sexual addiction. First therapist in California that is. After 90 minutes of telling her what my problem was and the horrible things I do, she basically told me she could not help me. She thinks I need more of an inpatient sort of thing. I think she thought I was nuts. She could not get rid of me fast enough. Biy, don't I ever feel great. I amso f---ed up not even a licensed Ph.D thinks she can help me. So, what did I do when I got back to the office (where I am now)? I was feeling so low that I, without especially even knowing it, let the guy in the suite next to me, f--- me over my desk. As always, I am not even sure how it started but I am sure of how it ended. My life sucks so bad. I will report in later. I have to go sit "in" my shame for the next few hours. Michelle, sex addict trying to recover
Friday, 10 February 2006, 7:00:46 PM- Sexual Recovery Institute. Seems like a great place.I have been referred to a place called "The Sexual Recovery Institute" or for short, "SRI". It is right here in LA and they specialize in people with sexual addictions. I took their online test and I am most definately, sexually addicted. I called them and they will be getting back to me with an appointment date and time. They do it all from inpatient care to outpatient counseling. They have a reputation for being the best in the world at this. We shall see. My wife, X wife, whatever she is to me at this point, will still not talk to me whatsoever. She left LA and moved back to Denver almost 3 weeks ago and I have not heard a single peep from her. I dont blame her for hating me as I have hurt her so deeply but I really wish she would at least call me. I miss her every day, a litle bit more. I miss kissing her and talking about politics with her. I wish watching the Colbert report with her. I just miss her, all the way around the board.
Alexa and I are doing pretty well. Not bad for girls who have only been dating for a month. The sex is hot and passionate and her kisses are real and loving. I have yet to tell her about the last bout of f---ing/cheating I particiapted in. I am scared she will leave me if I tell her. I have already cheated once that she knows about and she cried so hard. She may be pregnant from one of many thressomes we had with the same guy. He came in her a few times as he did me. I would really like it if she is pregnant. She will not go get a test as of yet as she fears it will come back negative. She really wants a baby too. I really love the idea that she would have got pregnant while I was kissing her and telling her I love her while she was being f---ed really deep by the guy.
Britni is the one that got me pregnant 4 years ago. Michelle, recovering sex addict
Saturday, 11 February 2006, 9:32:58 AM- Something beautiful and unexpectedSomething beautiful but very strange happened tonight. I have no idea what to think about it. I NEVER in a million years saw this coming. As some of you know, adult super star "Nautica Thorn" is the contract girl for the company I work for, "Pink Kitty Adult Video". I have been around Nautica, off and one, for a couple of months now. We are always cordial to one another. We work together in the same office and we were aquaintances. Nothing more. I have never really looked at her in a sexual/romantic light nor has she towards me, that I am aware of. Tongiht, we went to Jerrie's deli for dinner. We sat around and BS'd for two hours while we ate our meal. Out of the blue, she puts her tea down and tells me she is attracted to me. Nautica Thorn, one of the hottest women in porno today, made a pass at me and kissed me. It was not some sleezy sort of kiss. It was a kiss full of feeling and passion. Maybe even love? She tells me I have missed all her signs of her being interested is me so she had to use the front door, per se. LOL We drove back to our office and made love on the couch. Notice, I did not say we f---ed. It was slow, soft, warm and romantic. It lasted an entire hour. I just walked in my house and I am still breathless. She swept me right off my feet. I am really confused now. Alexa? Nautica? Now what do I do? Alexa is in my bed and Nautica wants to be in it. We have clearly taken a turn for the sureal. Nautica Thorn wants me? Romantically? Michelle
Sunday, 12 February 2006, 10:28:50 PM- I am not sure this sex addiction can be beat....I went to a party tonight. Not a big deal, a simple belated birthday party for a friend's friend. It was dinner out and then to a bar for a few drinks. While there, I chatted up a few guys while we drank and BS'd about the collapse of my Denver Broncos. It seemed like all was going so well. I was in control. Then, the subject of sex came up. I got a bit nervous but kept my cool. Light hearted bantor went on with the waitress but nothing big. Then, one of the guys asked if I liked sex with women? I was like, "Is that that obvious?" The we chatted about lesbian sex and how hot they thought it was. They asked the waitress if she would kiss me. She was hesitant at first but they all cipped in money and gave her like 60 bucks. Next thing I know this girl has her tounge down my throat, french kissing the living shit out of me. I ws so turned on, when the kiss was over, I just sat there. Before I know it, I am making out with the guys I am sitting with, one at a time. One asked if I wanted to go back to thier apartment, I declined, initially. Of course, that did not last. Twenty minutes later, I am being f---ed in the back of a pick up, enroute to an apartment I had no idea where was. I did not even get undressed. He just took one pant leg off and...
When I got to my care, I cried for like 15 minutes. I just got sexually abused by like 6 guys and I could not stop myself from going and my body just cumming and cumming. The last guy who f---ed me just bent me over the couch. He rammed me way too deep. It freaking hurt but I just went along with it. He took it out of my pussy and and I turned around, almost automatically and without thought, and let him shoot his load in my mouth. As I was swallowing, I was realizing what was going on. They were all laughing at me. "Filthy party whore" and other such wonderful comments. I left and nobody even said goobye to me. I left some makeup there but opted to just buy new stuff instead of going back in. I know this reads like a sex story, but that is not really my intent. I suffer from a huge sex addiction and my life is ruined because of it. This addiction is no joke. If I do not beat this, I will end up dead in some hotel or house in which people will not even know I went to. It is not hard to see why wife left me. I would leave me too. f---, maybe suicide is a better option than I once thought. I cannot seem to get a handle on this addiction.
Thursday, 16 February 2006, 6:47:14 AM- Sexual Recovery InstituteYesterday I attended my inprocessing session for the Sexual Recovery Institute (SRI). It is a clinic specifically dedicated to men and women suffering from sexual addictions. To say the very least, I scored very high on the addiction scale. Damn near a perfect 100, sadly. I am awaiting a spot in their vaunted "Intensive Out-patient Program". It is several weeks of 9-5 days of nothing but group and counseling. I am fortunate that it is here in LA. I really have high hopes they can help me. My tit job got moved to March 7th. I am really excited about it but a bit apprehensive. I know I am going to be really sore and I am not looking forward to it. Can you say, OUCH? Nautica and I are going along nicely. We had dinner tonight and the romance is going really well. She is a beautiful girl, inside and out. We just may have a future. The sex with her is both hot and romantic. I think I can love this girl. Time will tell. Britni and I have been speaking daily. It feels good to have her talking to me again. I did miss her during those couple of weeks we did not speak. She says she loves me still and I know I still love her. She wants to come out and have a 3 way with Nautica and I. I think I will pass though as I am unstable around Britni and am falling for Nautica. I might f--- something up with Nautica if I see Britni. My feelings for my wife of 7 years are strong. Of that I have no doubt. I had a brief slip today with the very same UPS guy. He came on so strong when I saw him today that I ended up having sex with him. The entire thing took about 50 seconds but it was enough to make me feel absolutely horrible. He bent me over the desk, f---ed me, came on my back and left. I know I should have said no but I just stood there and let him f--- me. I have not told Nautica yet but I know I have to. I am not looking forward to it.
Luke Says He Is Retiring From Rap
Luther "Uncle Luke" Campbell is planning to retire from Hip-Hop to launch an adult magazine and film company.
On the eve of the release of his audio book, Uncle Luke: My Life and Freaky Times, Luke has announced that the three-disc set will be his last release as a recording artist.
Stormy Daniels, Holly Randall Compare Notes On The Craft Of Writing (Naked Ambition: Women Pornographers and How They Are Changing the Sex Industry)
9:35 am.
HollyRandall: went to the gym this morning so my endorphins are up
Luke: I went to bed at 9:30pm
HollyRandall: i went to bed soon after that, i think
HollyRandall: shouldn't you say you "went to floor"?
HollyRandall: since you don't have a bed
Luke: An Orthodox friend says I don't have a bed because I'm too religious
to take a girl to bed. I take her to floor.
Luke: slave trader
HollyRandall: f--- that guy
HollyRandall: he makes me sooo mad
Luke: I'm glad you don't ban him.
HollyRandall: f--- him i will if he keeps it up
HollyRandall: i already deleted the [slave trader thread] in a fit of
rage
HollyRandall: a member wrote in to just ignore him because he was a troll,
and i was like yeah i'll f---ing ignore him
Luke: first time you did that
HollyRandall: he was grating on my nerves too much
HollyRandall: it's my site i can do what i want so there
Luke: It's good to have things in life that you can control. I don't allow
a chatboard on my site where people can post anything, it all has to flow
through me.
HollyRandall: 99.9% of the members are supportive and i love talking to
them
HollyRandall: plus i appreciate feedback
Luke: who are you shooting today? or is your mom shooting?
HollyRandall: and i don't mind being challenged, but when someone tells
me over and over again that i don't know what i'm talking about and that
i'm involved in something i'm not
HollyRandall: and the motherf---er won't listen to me
HollyRandall: stormy today
HollyRandall: she's so damn funny
HollyRandall: i love her
Luke: you guys are two writers comparing notes on the craft
HollyRandall: i just got a friend
request from that Sal
McVey guy
Luke : and you'll grant it because you like to please
HollyRandall: no he's that guy who everyone makes fun of on XPT
HollyRandall: "adult film star and god of maturbatory movies"
HollyRandall: i approved him
Producer Rob Spallone Sounds Chipper
I call him Thursday morning.
Rob: "I feel good. I got a few shots [for sciatica] and I feel much better. I'm ready to play golf.
"I'm thinking about opening a bar in the Valley for you.
"I'm getting ready to shoot an old orgy on Monday (eight ladies over 40), then a strap-on scene. Then I got a squirt scene. I'm busy next week. I've been busy every week. Legend has been taking good care of me."
Luke: "Do you find a lot of meaning in your work?"
Rob: "No, no meaning in my work whatsoever."
Luke: "How's your girlfriend treating you?"
Rob: "Good. We're going to have you over for lunch next week. I've got a date for you.
"I told you I went [with Ed Kale and his girlfriend] to see Herschel Savage [in a lead role] on opening night [of the Neil Simon play -- Prisoner of Second Avenue at the Pico Playhouse on 10508 W. Pico Blvd.].
"Have you gone yet? Take your friend Holly Polly Molly Dolly."
Luke: "When we do, we're charging it to you."
Rob: "Are you trying to scare me? I told you I was paying."
Author Marty Beckerman Visits An Anarchy Set
He writes on LiveJournal Feb 15:
It was pretty nuts. I've never heard deep-throating sounds like this girl made..... I was seriously concerned that she was going to rupture a lung or something. Good actress. The craziest part: during the scenes she was all, "I'm a piece of shit whore, I'm a dirty little slut who deserves to be degraded" and so forth, but then after the director said "CUT!" she turned to me and said, "I'm such a dirty little whore," SO THAT'S HOW SHE ACTUALLY THINKS OF HERSELF. Wow, I love it when people are Emotional Wrecks.
Also, they filmed the porn in a warehouse. There are like eight sets inside -- a bathroom, an office, a jail cell, a couple bedrooms and a giant cross. The male "talent," who had long hair and a beard, strapped himself to the cross like Jesus and was like, "Come here and suck my dick, baby." It was pretty crazy. Jesus Porn. What the world needs now, porn sweet porn.
At one point, the girl was angled so I was pretty much looking up her twat, and I definitely had to resist the urge to walk over and just start f---ing her from behind. I'm not sure her manager would've appreciated that.
Porn Star Art
Cassandra, a 19-year-old college student in Portland, posts on XPT this painting of Ashley Blue:
I commissioned this painting when I returned from Las Vegas in January. It was finished last night. it is 5' x 5' and is very shiny. I have no idea where i can hang it; indeed, it is so heavy that I have to have industrial-strength hangers installed, whatever that means.
"Breaking whores is my business and business is good" is repeated in cursive. It was painted by Portland artist Corey Smith.
My mom is so going to kill me but I'm already working on an excuse about how it symbolizes women being oppressed by themselves.
Alloverher writes: "I can't make up my mind whether Roy Lichtenstein would be proud or horrified. I find it interesting and deeply disturbing that it isn't certain in this painting whether the hand shoved mercilessly into her mouth is her's or another's. Her gaze is unreadable and could be interpreted as fear or eagerness to please or both or something in between or even nothingness."
DanG writes: "JM Productions should definitely commission something similar for their offices, and am I alone in thinking it would make a great postage stamp design too?"
Soopergrizz comments:
If it's her own hand, it's the right hand. I prefer to think it is someone else's hand, in which case, it would be their left. It's a woman's arm, based on the bony wrist and slender musculature (or Longshot's). The eyes would be looking up and to the right, as if waiting for the assailant/lover's right hand to come down from it's cocked position, striking her.
The look is not fear, stimulation or revulsion, rather, it's studious - as when the housecat follows you around the room with her eyes, neither head nor body moving. If this 'whore' is to be broken, she's got a ways to go yet.
Slave Labor In Porn?
Lausivcip writes on Holly's forum on Suze:
According to [this] at least 480,000 women and girls are kidnapped for forced labor each year. Holly uses independent contractors. Holly has no situational awareness of the conditions of the girls in these shots. Many of the girls are Eastern European and Russian, women who are widely used in the forced sex trade. Holly makes completely unsupported assertions like “it’s totally unfounded” when she has no possible way of knowing. Who has the resources to provide Holly with the highest quality product at the lowest price?
Holly replies:
You really need to not take such liberties and assume you know how I run my damn business. First of all, the only two people we license images from are Cynthia from Fresh Media at LFP, an old and good friend of ours, and John David, a well-established Penthouse photographer who we have also known for a long time. Every foreign model they have shot we have shot as well. They all came to us independently, or through agents from their native country who had established them as adult stars in their respective European country before they ever decided to come out to America.
Perhaps if you could specifically point out which of my models were involved in the forced slave trade I could put your idiotic ramblings in perspective.
My Aimee Sweet shoot
Holly posts: "The other weekend I decided to finally shoot some content on my own-- no assistants, no makeup artists, no sets. Just me, too much equipment, Aimee, and my house. Let me know what you guys think."
JBugman7x replies: "Always top rate, Holly. But the backyard needs cutting in the worse possible way."
'Are you going to see your imaginary girlfriend Joanna Angel at the Hustler store on Thursday at 8pm?'
Nope. I'm going to have dinner with Holly.
Can a paysite with stolen images survive in 2006?
Reputable program, accepts affiliates, hosted gals etc. But the actual paysite has a bunch of "user submitted" content.
Can this survive in 2006? Aside from the theft issue will USA affiliates even touch it? (no model release, no proof of age)
So far in the preview area I've seen content from: adult.com, perfectioncash, lightspeed, dormgirls, youngporn, teenagecash. If you submit an image then you get free access to the members area.
Last sentence of the legal page:
"We do not believe we are infringing anyone's intellectual property rights."
That's something you'd expect to see on a paysite in 1999.
If EVERYTHING I own is bought by money earned from porn...
Sfera replies on GFY: "It's a good thing. Who cares unless you are a moral person."
StraightCollegeMen Not So Straight
Dana: you won't believe this.. the guys at StraightCollegeMen.com have
gone completely gay.. they are sucking and f--kin each other!
Dana: It was all taped before the January show too
Luke: and you did not even realize it
Dana: I just checked their site and they shot a bunch of stuff during
a trip to Hawaii
Luke: how do you feel about boinking a bi?
Dana: Ugh
Luke: silly girl
Dana: Well, it was taped after the Gay Erotic Expo, so they weren't completely
gay then
Dana: A guy is gay when he sucks and f---s another guy.. before the trip,
they had only masturbated together and groped each other with their eyes
closed
Luke: baloney, they did more off camera
Dana: they told me that they didn't
Luke: people lie
Dana: i hope they didn't
Luke: how do you feel now about boining them?
Dana: i am soo disappointed
Dana: i feel skanky
Luke: maybe you could change them, make 'em straight
Dana: lol
Dana: i'm not interested now
A Chat With Earl Slate's Fiance
Earl's (Tony Stearns) not scheduled to get out of prison until 2011 (there'll be no good behavior time off for the guy who's turning 43) but he's already got a fiance -- a 52yo grandmother.
I talk to her by phone Tuesday afternoon.
Crissy: "You sound like you need somebody to cheer you up.
"Who did you interview today?"
Luke: "Kendra Jade."
Crissy: "Not Holly Randall?"
Luke: "No. We just chat."
Crissy: "What's going on with you two?"
Luke: "I don't know."
Crissy: "You're pretty confused."
Luke: "I'm distant from it all."
Crissy: "But you can't be. To do what you're doing, she's in your life all the time. That makes it difficult."
Luke: "It's good content for my website."
Crissy: "I guess. For some, I guess. Some people like to hear about gossip between lovers."
Luke: "If there's anything real going on in my life, it doesn't go on my website. It's just banter.
"Have you had a relationship with a man in prison before?"
Crissy: "No. This is not the best. This is hard."
Luke: "Why do it?"
Crissy: "Because I care about him."
Luke: "There are a lot of people you could care about."
Crissy: "He doesn't have a lot of people."
Luke: "But what's in it for you?"
Crissy: "Practically nothing. I'm just a giving person. It's always been that way. Maybe I give too much of myself."
I keep cracking up.
Crissy: "What?"
Luke: "Women who develop relationships with men in jail, it's fascinating."
Crissy: "It would be different if he were serving a life sentence. Those women are really stupid."
I'm overwhelmed by my laughter.
Crissy: "It's not a funny situation. I've seen all those 20/20 things. Geez, they go after the ones in for murder. Do they think that's going to be a fun life? It's not.
"It's not only demeaning to the person in there, it's demeaning to the person who comes to see them too."
Luke: "How did you fall in love with him?"
Crissy: "He's gorgeous and he's funny."
Luke: "And you haven't had sex with him yet?"
Crissy: "No. We're not allowed to do that. You have to be married. Then you have to sign up for family visits. They're supposed to be every 90 days."
Luke: "When are you getting married?"
Crissy: "We're not sure. We set our sights on July [2005]. Then January [2006]. I keep moving it back."
I sigh.
Crissy: "Is that bad? I want to make sure that this is something I want to do."
Luke: "How do your friends and family feel about this?"
Crissy: "They're fine with it. Whatever makes me happy. If he can make me happy... Obviously he can only make me so happy being where he's at."
Luke: "They're just fine with you marrying a guy who will be in jail for the next five years."
Crissy: "Yeah."
Luke: "How do your parents feel?"
Crissy: "They're not thrilled about it."
Luke: "'We've always dreamed you would marry someone in prison.'"
Crissy: "They think I need somebody who is actually here with me. They're from the old school. They're 79 years old and in July they'll celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary."
Luke: "Do you have a weakness for bad boys?"
Crissy: "Ohmigod, you read it, didn't you? Yes, I do."
Luke: "What kind of bad boys have you been with? Men who beat you?"
Crissy: "I had one of those. Or alcoholics. Or drug addicts. You think you can help people. You think you can save people. I've learned you can't change anybody."
Luke: "Have you ever been to Alanon?"
Crissy: "I've never had anybody who's had enough guts to try to straighten up their life to go to AA or NA. It's not going to help me to go to try to understand them. I understood them perfectly fine. That's the problem. And they didn't want to correct it.
"I'm not attracted to bad boys anymore. I've been on my own for six years. I'm not going to have a guy tell me what I can and can not do or who I can see or where I can go.
"Tony and I come from two different worlds. He was the bad boy growing up. I was the good girl growing up. I've been married. I've had kids. He's never had any of that. You've never had any of that.
"He's accepted the kids. She's started playing the guitar. They have that in common.
"You've been around the people in porn. They're out for themselves. That's all they want to care about. That's all they want to think about. It's what's good for me, me, me."
Luke: "So why would you want to get yourself caught up in that?"
Crissy: "Why did you?"
I give a pained laugh.
Crissy: "You got more benefits out of it than I am going to get."
Luke: "I just write about them. I'm like a scientist who pokes insects in a cage and sees how they react. The people I write about are not in my real life."
Crissy: "But some of them are. I never knew they were arrogant and self-centered."
Luke: "You have to be screwed up to be in porn. It's a requirement. It's so self-destructive."
Crissy: "Tony practically raised himself. I had strict parents."
Luke: "You guys have so much in common."
Crissy: "It's like night and day.
"No, we don't have a whole lot in common. He said that on our last visit. I said, 'That's right. That's why we're not jumping in to something that's not good for the both of us."
Luke: "What about dating men in the regular world?"
Crissy sighs. "Oh God, dating is hell.
"They've been ready for me than I was ready for. They would fall in love faster."
Luke: "Men fall in love quicker because they are more superficial."
Crissy: "I would've have guessed that."
Luke: "You should read, Love Sick: Love as a Mental Illness."
Crissy: "You have dark hair and hazel eyes. That should get you a lot of women. That's rare. You have bedroom eyes."
Luke: "I'm good at meeting women, just not at sustaining a relationship."
Crissy: "If I wanted to be a naughty girl, I could just think about how great the sex was going to be with a former porn star."
Mary Carey, Tawny Roberts - Remembering The Days Of Wine And Roses
From their recent trip to Florida. Mary, Tawny. Mary Carey. Mary, Tawny. Mary, Tawny. Mary Carey. Mary, Tawny. Mary, Tawny. Mary, Tawny. Mary, Tawny. Mary, Tawny. (Photos courtesy of Dr. Daren.)
Christian writes on XPT: "Why did you think [Tawny] was too busy to book a trip with Mary Carey? Really, what reason do either of them have to get out of bed in the morning?"
Catching Up With Kendra Jade
Kendra Jade replies to me: "The shoot with Suze was AMAZING! They made me feel great. Holly and I had some good laughs during my interview, and we had a fun day. I looked briefly at them polaroids, and they appear to be the best shots I've ever seen taken of me!"
Holly says: "My mom REALLY liked her."
I call Kendra at noon Wednesday. "Did they do anything to you against your will?"
KJ: "Yeah, they put me in ridiculous poses. I'm kidding. Suze knows how to make you feel good about yourself and confident."
Luke: "Like I always do."
KJ: "You know how to make people feel really good. Oy ve."
Luke: "What type of outfits did they put you in?"
KJ: "Lingerie. All black. Suze said I'm such a bad girl, she couldn't imagine me in anything else."
Luke: "What was the interview about [that Holly shot]?"
KJ: "Nothing deep and emotional. She asked me what kind of guys I like. I blurted out, 'I like guys who look smelly but don't smell.'
"So Mary and Tawny had a fight? That will be over in two days and they'll be best friends again."
Luke: "So how long have you been friendly with [ex-Vivid girl] Cassidey?"
KJ: "We met six years ago. For some reason, we stopped talking for a while. We just started talking again last year. We get along well. We've been living together for a month.
"My sister, 19, lives with us. Cassidey and I walk around the house naked. We forget how much more innocent she is than us. My sister goes to college fulltime (Psychology major with a 4.0 GPA at community college) and she works fulltime. I have to drive her. She doesn't have her license."
Luke: "Do you have a cold?"
KJ: "No. I just woke up. I normally get up at 7:30 am to take my sister to school. She's afraid to drive. I bought her a car for Christmas, hoping that would encourage her. She knows how to drive but she doesn't drive enough.
"So what's the story with you and Holly? Are you in love with her?"
Luke: "I'm not going to touch that."
KJ laughs. "That's your famous answer these days. That's your answer to all questions regarding Holly.
"She's a cute girl. She's really nice."
Luke: "And she's a ballbuster. We get together on her terms only."
KJ: "That's so different for you. You used to be a serial dater. It had to be on your terms."
Luke: "We see Narnia and Harry Potter movies. I've asked her out about 30 times and she's come with me twice (once to a porn party and once to dinner). So it is stupid to ask her out. But I enjoy chatting with her online almost every day. She's my muse."
We talk about Porn Star Karaoke.
KJ: "Every time I went, it was mostly dudes. I want to have fun. I don't want to be hit on or asked to shoot. No, I don't."
The Consolation of Philosophy Visits Porn Star Karaoke
Seymour Gianna Lynn Cousin Stevie Cousin Stevie Cousin Stevie Londrea Londrea Londrea DVSX sales girl Connie from DVSX civilians civilians civilians April Storm, Gianna Lynn Gianna April, Gianna Ryan Knox Ryan Knox Mike Hash Mike Hash Mike Layla Amber Peach Amber Peach, Quincy Amber, Quincy Amber, Quincy Amber, Quincy Amber, Quincy Flower Tucci, Gianna Lynn Flower, Gianna Mofo, Flower Mofo, Flower Mofo, Flower Flower civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians civilians blonde blonde blonde blonde civilians civilians blonde Mofo, Katrina Kraven Katrina Kraven, Gianna Lynn Katrina, Gianna Civilian Civilian Pamela Peaks Pamela Peaks (L-R) Kristen, Seymour, James, April Storm Blonde Blonde
I arrive just before 10 pm. Inside, the ratio of guys to girls is five-to-one.
I spend much of my time outside reading Consolation.
Uncle Stevie from Family Business arrives. He complains about the cold weather.
I chat with Ryan Knox and his fellow male performer Mike Hash (in porn for two years, he's done about 100 scenes).
Mike, 26: "I really wanted to get into it. I looked online. I found Brandon Irons. I did Bakers Dozen."
Luke: "What do you do when you're not in school?"
Mike, who gets nervous talking to me: "I go to school and do..."
Luke: "Some marijuana."
Mike: "Miscellaneous things."
Luke: "Sell drugs."
He laughs.
Luke: "What are you studying at school? Getting your GED?"
Mike: "Associates Degree."
Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
Mike: "It's kinda blurry, but I've always loved porn."
Luke: "Why is it blurry? Were you on drugs?"
Mike laughs. "That's why I'm called Mike Hash."
Luke: "What were you doing between 18 - 24?"
Mike: "I was working at a hotel at the front desk and I was doing technical support for computers and going to school."
Luke: "How do you think drugs have affected you?"
Mike gets nervous. Ryan tells me to cool it.
Luke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"
Mike: "Goody goody guys. Guys who went to church."
Luke: "Were you a church-going guy?"
Mike: "No."
Luke: "Why were you hanging out with church-going people?"
Mike: "Because they were cool. They liked the kind of stuff I did."
Luke: "Jesus Christ?"
Mike laughs.
He grew up in Utah. Much of his family is Mormon.
Luke: "How does your family feel about your participation in porn?"
Mike: "None too happy. I haven't told my parents."
Luke: "What do you love and what do you hate about the porn industry?"
Ryan: "Take it easy on the guy."
Mike: "Yeah."
Luke: "I am."
Mike: "I love the ladies who are willing to have sex with anybody. What I hate about is directors who are greedy, girls who aren't having a good time. Some girls who are in the industry aren't really sexual. They don't really belong. People with bad attitudes."
Luke: "How's it affected your dating life?"
Mike: "It's screwed it up pretty bad. No girl wants to date a guy who does porn. Who would? Either you lie to the girl or you be honest and take a chance. Sometimes they will just want to have sex with you. Because you do porn, they want to see what you're like. A lot of times it's a temporary relationship."
Luke: "Why did you choose porn over having a relationship?"
Mike: "Because I'm a sex addict. Relationships are hard for me. They never work out. In the end, I always get hurt. They last a year or so and that's it."
Luke: "What are your ambitions?"
Mike: "I want to do good in school. I want to transfer to a good college, such as UCLA. My GPA is 3.3."
I'm repeatedly asked, "Where's Holly?"
"It's not her scene," I reply.
Several of my friends don't show up, including John Douglas and Da Burglar.
Jones writes me: "Only one pic of Karaoke Kristen. Must say...disappointing. Cute young lady. Is she as talented as she is cute?"
Yes.
"I had a feeling. In earlier photographs, you seemed to really capture a spirit and energy. Good work."
She does not like to be photographed at a porn-associated events because her family sees them etc.
"That's quite sweet. If she's an aspiring singer/actor, I wish her well. Nice of you to look out for her."
James writes: "That "bloke" from PSK is James from La Nitelife. He's a creep with bad breath who tries to f--- every girl he comes across."
Jack Shafer writes:
As the leading scholar of blond studies, Joanna Pitman provides us with the best collection of statistics, history, prehistory, and commentary on the subject. Her book offers an evolutionary psychology explanation for the hair color's timeless allure: We associate blond with youth, she writes, because the hair of babies and that of young children tends to become wan and darken with age. Pitman—a blonde, incidentally—notes blond women appear younger and thus more fertile, winning them an evolutionary advantage over brunettes. Blond hair "also softens facial lines and is flattering to mature faces," she attests, which explains why women from Baroness Maggie Thatcher to Fox's Greta Van Susteren hit the bottle.
The new blond is lips, specifically what people inside the industry call "Fox lips," and they are worn by Fox's Laurie Dhue, Fox's Gretchen Carlson, and MSNBC's Rita Cosby, three top blondes. Achieved in the makeup room in a procedure that sounds one step this side of cosmetic surgery, I'm told that powder, pencil, and paint can turn even the weakest mouth into a juicy vagina dentata.
How big are Fox lips? When Rita Cosby switched from Fox to MSNBC, a construction crane was called in to move hers, which resemble a pair of oily, red eels mating angrily.
Holly Randall explains:
There's also a visual element of it that I learned in studying photography. In photos, the eye is always attracted to the lightest part of the image first -- then it travels to the darker areas same with hair. When you see a crowd of people and one is a blonde and the rest brunette, your eye (whether or not you notice) will automatically first see the blonde. Now if you have a thing for brunettes, obviously your eye will stay trained there.
When Holly Leaves Me, I Want Her To Be With Ryan Knox
HollyRandall: nice typos in my response
HollyRandall: even though they're mine
HollyRandall: sorry i don't want people to think my grammar sucks
Luke: I was trying to make you look bad
Luke: that was wrong of me
Luke: I believe in you
HollyRandall: you are such a dork
Luke: Isn't it scary not knowing what I might write about you next?
Luke: the comments on my holly coverage (like to read it vs don't read
it) are 19-1 in favor.
HollyRandall: no
Luke: ryan knox was telling me last night how much he enjoys reading about
you
Luke: if you ever leave me, i think he's the only man truly deserving
of you.
HollyRandall: i've never even met him
Luke: should that time come, I will arrange it.
Luke: weed is a gateway drug to bliss.
HollyRandall: yes his famous quote
Luke: you guys have a lot in common
HollyRandall: weed constitutes a lot in common
HollyRandall: i know, i know i said i bonded with a model over smoking
weed
HollyRandall: you don't have to remind me
HollyRandall: i had to turn down that job
HollyRandall: i'm too busy here
Luke: damn, I'm sorry.
Luke: i wanted you to have a purty mouth in rural kentucky
Luke: now squeal like a pig
HollyRandall: Writers have: 1) anti-social behavior 2) immersing yourself
in fantasy worlds 3) delusions of grandeur 4) narcisissm 5) obsessiveness.
Holly's Interviews Are For Wankers
I was excited to learn that Holly interviewed porn stars and wrote up biographies of them. I was eager to check out her body of work on suzevideo.com.
HollyRandall: im @ the office & this taking 4ever!
Luke: how did you send this?
HollyRandall: on my cell ya 4 technology
HollyRandall: We keep getting swamped with new girls
Luke: nice problem
HollyRandall: i know but i wish i had time to shoot everyone i want to
shoot
HollyRandall: did u ever watch the intvs on suzevideo?
Luke: not yet, which are your best?
Luke: I think you could be the new Mike Wallace...on 60 Mins
HollyRandall: there were a lot of old people... i dont want to get old
HollyRandall: the katsumi one is pretty interesting
HollyRandall: id have to take a look when im in the office
Luke: sheesh, these interviews are for wankers
Luke: Let me rephrase that: I believe in you!
HollyRandall: of course they are silly its a porn site!
Luke: oh
HollyRandall: what did u expect, 20/20?
Luke: something more reflective of your personality
HollyRandall: oh pls
In Holly's interviews, the girls undress and play with themselves and speak in a soft kittenish voice about how much they love wild sex.
Not that I'm complaining about Holly's techniques. I've had ten signups ($20 each) to suzevideo.com over the past two months (and three in the past week). I'm spending my newfound cash recklessly - bought two pairs of shoes today ($49) and I'm making an appointment with a dentist.
Here's a sample bio by Holly:
A gorgeous Vietnamese who was raised in Paris, Katsumi is one hell of a sex addict! She claims that in her personal life she's had gangbangs which included an astounding twenty men and claims that she needs at least two dicks at a time to keep her happy. She actually prefers anal sex to standard vaginal penetration-- but despite her nasty sexual prefrences, she still comes across as an fresh and innocent college student. Katsumi likes quiet guys who are not too proud, and her idea of the perfect night out is to be able to sleep under the stars. She claims one of her hobbies is to masturbate-- something she indulges in about twice a day. When she has sex, she prefers to wear "a few drops of Dior" and double penetration-- the only sexual position that she claims can make her have three orgasms at once: vaginal, clitoral, and anal. Of all the people she'd love to do a sex scene with, it would be none other than our Californian governor-- Arnold Schwarzeneggar! Her favorite drinks are green tea, and red wine, while her favorite food is French food (of course!) such as foie gras. A truly sweet girl with a ambitious determination and a openly friendly demeanor, Katusumi is a new Suze favorite-- and is guaranteed to be yours too!
With skills like these, I fear Holly may take my job one day.
...I have to thank you for your unintended plug for the Kelsey Michaels scene found on Max Faktor 15. I couldn't have put it better myself. If others want to see what the fuss is about here, right click and save as the trailer and make up your own mind.
Lets face it, the majority of today's porn fans demand the hardest, most extreme scenes they can get their sticky hands on. I've gotten as much positive response on this scene as any other recently. Of course this kind of hardcore is going to be upsetting to some. But like I always say, if you don't like it, you don't have to watch it. And as for your juvenile comment about the size of my rod, well it works just fine. I got 15 years in the business, and over 250 movies to prove it.
I have to hand it to Kelsey. It was a VERY rough afternoon for her. She could have called it quits anytime, but hung on until the end. Am I sorry I did it? Hell no. Kelsey made a bundle of money, we got a great scene, and the fans got what they want.
I've got many more great scenes like that in my movies and on my website. Take the movie or update tours, and make up your own mind.
My movies are not for everyone, but they don't call me Max Hardcore for nothing. And there are few others who've had the influence on porn than I've had. I do it because I like it, the girls are willing to do it, and because people want to see it.
Kid Rock Sues to Stop Sale of Sex Video
Kid Rock has won an initial victory in his attempt to stop a California company from releasing an explicit sex video featuring the rap-rocker, former Creed singer Scott Stapp and four women.
U.S. District Court Judge John Feikens signed a temporary order that stops David Joseph and his World Wide Red Light District company from posting a preview clip of the video on its Web sites.
Suze Randall Using Slave Labor?
Holly Randall responds on her chatboard on suze.net: "I *think* I get what you mean-- are you asking if we buy sets from other European photographers? No, we do not."
Lausivcip writes:
Does this site use shots of Eastern European & Russian girls by offsite non-European independent contractors?
Since Suze pays for shots of Eastern European & Russian girls by offsite non-European independent contractors any paying user of suzevideo or suze.net is without any shadow of a doubt indirectly paying for the abduction forced labor sex trade. Thanks for not lying Holly. I don't want to be kidnapper any more, so I am terminating my membership.
Holly responds: "OK you know what? You are ridiculous. We are not
involved in any f------ forced sex labor trade. Go ahead and cancel your
membership and go jack off to your "Geraldo at Large" bulls---."
What's With The Smoking?
Wildtig2005 writes Suze:
There has been several sets lately that features the models smoking. I think smoking (no offence to any smokers here) is dirty and unattractive and it definitely has no place in Holly and Suze's beautiful photo sets and videos. What's the reasoning behind it?
Holly replies: "There are several people who have smoking fetishes and we get requests for it-- so we try to cover the bases for all our members. But as you can see only a few pics in a set are dedicated to smoking, so you can just skip over those if you don't like it."
AVN Editor Mike Ramone writes: "You tell 'em girl. While not a smoker myself, I do have a hardcore smoking fetish - a beautiful woman with a cig (like the attached shots of Lauren Phoenix and Bridgette Kerkove from Bridgette's formerly great site - prior to the split with Skeeter - bkmax.com) just does it for me. Very, very hot, though it being a fetish, I realize it's not for everyone."
Holly: "Tell Mike thanks for sticking up for me. It's hard to please everyone, which as you know is something I always try to do."
Kelly Allen writes:
I was absolutely amazed to read on your site, that AVN"s editor, Mike Ramone, is afflicted with "smokeitis"-- the smoke fetish condition, where a certain part of the male body "swells" with just the mere sight of a beautiful, well-built woman, dangling a loooong white cigarette, between her luscious red lips, and offering, the vicarious promise of a "real blow job," if you get my smoke drift. The reason I say "amazed" re Ramone's statement, is that he works for the adult film industry's most, "avowed" anti-smoke activist, and who, not imho, but it my "highly PO'ed" opinion, has had the greatest influence over the years keeping sexy smoking scenes out of porn--- a film medium which owes its very existence to the exploitation of female sexuality, btw.
Should, Ramone care to check, past AVN mags, he will see numerous articles and film reviews "slamming," various porn directors, for incorporating too much smoking in a particular production, including a lengthy anti-editorial by the "pot-bellied potentate of porn" himself, Paul Fishbein, adult film's self appointed health czar, and a man whose personal sanitation quirks would put Howard Hughes to shame.
So, it does take considerable "guts" for Ramone to even admit publicly that he is one of our "smokerhood," and I salute him for that. Please realize this-- the smoking fetish, includes millions of men out there, especially owing to so many anti-smoking Nazi tactics throughout our society in recent years, including porn itself, where adult film producers and directors daily "kow tow" (bow lowly) to King Paul's health edicts--- By explaation, most of we smoke fetishist, have always been sexually attracted to a woman's lips and hands, those parts of an attractive woman's body directly involved in smoking a cigarette.
As a result, one can travel the internet for hours, looking at pxs of sexy women, smoking cigarettes, dressed, nude, and semi-dressed, under such categories, as "holding," "inhaling," "exhaling," "frenching,"--you name it. Do a quick google search under "smoking glamour" for those who question this statement, or just go to www.smokingfetishforumII I continue to be amazed at the number of web sites, and forum news groups cropping up daily, catering to our fetish--- a hell of a lot more btw, than the "afeet-chewonatoes" crowd--the foot fetishist bunch, where the only image, re a woman's foot in my mouth, is, for me, that of "hoof and mouth disease."
I have "never," and I mean "never," had a cigarette in my mouth, for personally, I can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke, except within sight of a beautiful, well-built lady, and therein, lies the conundrum, opposites definitely attract, when it comes to the smoking fetish. Thus, there are probably just as many non-smokers, afflicted with"smokeitis" as smokers. As I mentioned in a previous post on this subject, main-stream Hollywood directors and producers, have, for decades, utilized the cigarette as a most valuable prop to accentuate some female film character's sexuality.
This is, sadly for our fetish, not so in adult films, for there, thanx again to Potentate Paul, the viewer is much more likely to see a lollipop dangling from a female sex performer's lips, especially since 75% of them today "vividly" remember their high school prom--a trend I especially despise among so many of the "penny pinching" producers of the industry, who have all but eliminated sinking their money in "real film expertise"--plot driven features.
Thus, gonzo, a film genre I can't stand, now rules porn, but even there, where it would be so easy to incorporate sexy smoking scenarios, in lieu of dialogue retakes and the "burning down" of the cigarette, probably less than 10% of all productions, include women smoking, as set ups either before the filmed sexual scenarios, or even more erotic, as that, so very natural, after-sex relaxation female satiation smoke --something, I have seen ONLY ONCE in my years of devotion to porn films.
Even in the personal off-stage cast interview sections on dvds, scenes of women smoking are extremely rare. This is, needless to say, extremely frustrating to our smokerhood, for as I've also posted before, candid smoking scenes of female porn stars, are especially erotic to our "smokerhood," since they, in an admittedly corny-sounding way, help to bring one of our vicarious dreams a bit closer to reality, with an intimate glimpse into her personal life and habits On the other hand, and because male porn performers are much more likely to be more assertive, and tell some, shrilling "no-smoking on set" adult film director to "stick it," than their female counterparts, the sight of men "lighting up" in filmed scenes, are not only frequent, but very common occurrences.
Believe me, watching some man, smoke a cigarette in an adult film, is even less of a turn-on than "riveting" myself in the couch for the Curling competition at the Winter Olympics. I had all but given up, on even your site, when it comes to candid smoking pxs of female porners, which have been few and far between btw, but some anti-smoke Nazi's diatribe to Holly re Suze's site and "too many" smoking pxs, "galled the hell out of me," and I felt compelled to respond. The "hell" of this post, is, that it will get few supporters, only detractors, since the anti-smoking, health/nuisance faction, is ever vigilant against those who would "dare" defy its air space, while the vast majority of our "smokerhood," continue to spend the bulk of its energy, and money, surfing the net's THOUSANDS of smoker friendly sites, where pxs and vids of beautiful, well-built cigarette smoking WOMEN, not teeny boppers, abound!
I, on the other hand, continue valiantly in my effort to introduce the adult film industry, to the sexuality of a woman's cigarette, something of which probably well over 85% of the ladies in porn know quite well, everytime they start to "light up" in one of the very few public places remaining, and see the male moths descending. In conclusion-- I apologize for this somewhat wordy post, btw, but please, print every word-- and as I continue to 'Rant," here and on various other porn sites, we the devotees of our "smokerhood," have a better chance seeing a good-looking, shapely lady,, sensuously slip a cigarette between, her beautiful lips, watching the Disney Channel today, than in an adult film---What a HORRIFIC indictment against an industry, which owes its very existence, to so-called "bad girl imagery."
Mike Ramone responds:
I can understand your frustration with your perception that it's hard to find smoking fetish in adult videos these days, but 1.) It can be found. See virtually any title directed by Skeeter Kerkove or his ex, Bridgette, many of which I've given positively - sorry - smokin' reviews to, as well as many BDSM titles and to bring this full circle, some of the work of Holly and Suze; 2.) It doesn't really take any "guts" on my part to state publicly that I love smoking fetish since Paul is a staunch defender of the First Amendment and free expression, and furthermore, is one of the most tolerant people I've ever known; and 3.) As I believe I stated in response to your last such post last year, you wildly over-estimate his influence over production companies.
Crissy writes: "Good morning sweetie, Wow Luke, you just can't seem to get Holly out of your heart can you? Is that why you never smile in your pics? You are a really handsome guy, but I bet your smile makes you even more adorable! I read your column again this morning, more Holly as usual. Seems not a column goes by without a mention of Holly. So are you two BACK together again now or still just playing with each other?"
Chaim Amalek writes: "If Holly found religion and converted to Islam, would you still love her?"
No.
Chaim: "Islamophobe."
US Judge: Google infringed copyright by posting thumbnail porn photos
LOS ANGELES (AFP) - Internet giant Google Inc. infringed copyright rules by posting thumbnail-size photos from other websites on its search results pages, a US judge said in a ruling issued.
US District Judge Howard Matz's ruling, handed down in Los Angeles, stems from a lawsuit filed in 2004 by the pornography firm Perfect 10 Inc., which accused Google of breaching on its copyrights.
Unable to get a date with Holly?
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Rubbing David Clark's Face In Eon McKai's Signing With Vivid
David Aaron Clark calls me back. "You wanted to rub my face in it, didn't you?"
No. I did not even know that Eon had signed with Vivid. I was just calling David to say hi.
David: "History has always proven it is more profitable to call yourself the leader of a movement than to just do your thing."
Luke: "Is it the triumph of style over substance?"
David: "It's a triumph of marketing because his style isn't that impressive."
Luke: "You sounded pessimistic via email this week."
David: "Is this an intervention?"
Luke: "Yeah."
David: "I don't know where distributors get the idea that alt-porn is the new thing. It must be Suicide Girls.
"Suicide Girls is just another male chauvinist capitalist in hipster clothing. That's why it's a success. He knows he's just marketing a veneer of hipness but giving them the same old thing. Joanna Angel's site burningangel. I'm sorry but the guy from Rutgers who tapped her to be the spokesmodel. He's the reason that site has some success.
"Eon McKai and Malachi Ecks believe in what they're doing. They're just young and dumb and unaware of the past. They're honest about what they're doing. I just think it sucks. These are kids who lucked into the keys to the candy store but I don't think they know how to run the register.
"The guys who've made money with this on the Web don't really believe in it. They're just smart businessmen."
Luke: "How was your week?"
David: "Valentine's Day was horrifying. No, I guess it wasn't horrifying. Horrifying would've been if I had had a terrible date or had to hire a prostitute. It was more a deep existential hole of black resignation. But a lot of old girlfriends got in touch."
Luke: "Did you have alt-girlfriends?"
David: "The girlfriends I had were alt before they came up with that stupid term. Mistress Shane and Jade Blue-Eclipse would put any of them to shame."
Luke: "I was on set with one of your movies starring Jade. She poured blood on herself."
David decries the internet as a "digital Tower of Babel."
Luke: "But if there's one chick you want to get to know, MySpace can provide you with more info about her and a way to contact her."
David: "Are you thinking with your groin?"
Luke: "Well... Or you can keep an eye on her and see who's writing flattering comments and trying to bang your chick."
David: "And if that wasn't there, how might you be improving your mind and soul? You haven't read all the great works. Or you could be out doing yoga or riding a bike or protesting the Bush administration at the Metro stop."
Luke: "I'd rather be having sex."
David: "Look at you. It's amusing to watch you reveal your humanity. You've managed not to for so many years."
Luke: "Love is leveller."
David: "It makes brave fools of us all."
Luke: "I'm more calm and centered this time around."
David: "The sixth time around, you are going to be..."
Luke: "Zen. The embodiment of Buddhist's enlightenment."
David: "You could do it in a seriel manner and go for six more Holly-types."
Luke: "We communicate well. Words have not flowed this easily for me in as long as I can remember."
David: "Good Lord. How old are you? Obviously she has a sense of humor."
Luke: "And an amazingly thick skin."
David: "I feel a sense of nostalgia when I read your exploits."
Luke: "You went out with Holly too? She didn't tell me about this."
David: "No. See. Those antennae are always up.
"I remember San Francisco and New York when I'd provide play-by-play of my contretemps. The course of them would always be affected by their awareness that they were on stage. Some laughed more easily than others. I would commit things to the public consciousness that most people would not disturb. [Women] would not always realize what they had signed on for. They'd be alternately flattered and angry. Only flattered at first. It's a tightrope line for you too, seeking to be honest and yet you know that what you're expressing is going to be committed and you will have to look back on it in a couple of years."
Luke: "A lot of chicks I was going to date got freaked out by what I wrote about Holly and didn't feel safe dating me."
David: "That's how you weed 'em out.
"You're growing into your skin. You've overcome that emo Brad Pitt image you battled. There's a certainly ruffled manliness about you. There's no macho element. There's a whole female population that doesn't care about that. Not in porn, unless you have the spiritual equivalent of machisimo -- capital. If you ever get yourself a teaching gig, you'll be swimming in it. You'll never get tenure because you'll have too many reprimands on your file."
Luke: "I'm going to become an assistant professor for blogging at USC."
David "Lord" Crawford
I got this email from popgirl:
I happened to work with david crawford when he was a Wicked and I can tell you that not only did he get fired because he was uncontrollable but he also took sensitive information from Wicked and shared it with other people. it is my understanding that he has done that everywhere he has worked, including his dismissal from Evil Angel. Steve O is a loyal and great guy so for him to fire you, something has to seriously be wrong.
I asked David about this. He replies:
I do agree with Steve o part , he is a great guy. But as the spreading of information. Naw... not true. I got fired from Wicked cuz I was out of line. There was a blow up and someone other then Steve O fired me. I mean bottom-line it is his company and if he didn't want it to happen he could have stopped it. But I was accused of lieing and I freaked out." Don't call me a liar how dare you", blah blah blah. Made a big stink. I in fact quit, but stayed another three days to then get fired. Since then I have taken steps to tone down a bit and really take a look at a situation for what it is. Like the American Hardcore thing. Years ago i would have been crazy, I mean really let it affect me.. But now, I try and make a bad situation and make it better. Did I get screwed...yea...but I'll live.
All in all Steve can't be too mad at me . I just got done shooting 5 days BTS for them. I love Steve and Wicked. The evil thing is stupid as well. I didn't get along with some people there . yea sure. I think that happens everywhere. Ya can't be everyones buddy. Sometimes people are doomed not to get along. But as far as infomation being "leaked" There was no info to leak. I gave it 110% at Evil, did some great work and learned alot from John and all of the directors over there, and for that matter made some really good friends that I miss dearly.
Oh and if you get and e-mail that says i drink, and smoke pot and like girls, by the truck load. It's all true. i was raised poor white trash and my mom is a single mom that drank. I am flawed like anyone else, Have I made mistakes.......for sure, but I am learning and growing as a person, I think that comes with age. The mistakes I made at 20 are not those I made a 30 and so on and I think for the most part i am a good guy. One of the honnorable people you will meet in this industry. Can the same be said for the author of that letter? Whomever it maybe. DOM DOM DOM!
Bad Times At LFP
"John" writes:
I just happened upon your story regarding LFP and Mark Cromer - your interview with him on June 17, 2005. Boy, it was like reading "my" story! I was with Hustler in the eighties and caught "the boys" with their hands in the till - I tried to get to Larry (he was still pretty messed up back then) and they caught me! They had me followed - my phones were tapped - they threatened my staff etc. I hired a lawyer and LFP's technique they will stall until you have no money - they fought my unemployment etc. They spread horrible stories about me. It would be interesting to how Mark's story turned out.
I call John and get the details of his story.
John: "I've often thought about writing a book but I see that Allan MacDonell is already doing that.
"Donna Hahner [human resources exec at LFP] quit a decade ago over religious convictions. She was in the distribution company. She had some ethical concerns. She became really religious. I see that she's back as VP.
"I caught top executives taking money from Larry, who was just out of the picture. They were skimming from the distribution company.
"They had my phone tapped at the office, at home. It was scary. They came after me hard. They followed my kid. They knew where I had coffee in the morning (7/11). I went into hiding for a year.
"A coworker was called into the office of [LFP honcho] and he told her, 'You can tell [John] that we know where he has coffee in the morning.'
"These people still scare me.
"Someone from LFP's security detail confirmed to me that my phones had been tapped and they'd been following me.
"I was scared to death that one day I would walk outside and they would kill me.
"Alan Isaacman has been Larry's attorney forever [until about six years ago]. In my opinion, Alan is as crooked as the day is long.
"Some women sued them for sexual harassment. They just play that game with you knowing that you will run out of money and they won't.
"Guys in power were leaving their wives for their secretaries. When Larry came back, he threatened to fire one secretary. She said to him, 'If you fire me, I'll spill the beans on your company.' She kept her job. Larry felt his company was being taken away from him.
"There was a black woman in human resources named Mabel. She started questioning things. In my opinion, she was set up. She was fired on charges of embezzling $8,000.
"It's probably not that way now because Larry is in charge.
"One woman was confronted by someone in power who drew a black person with a hangman's noose around his neck. She was told, 'This is you if you don't tell us stuff we want.'
"She came in one night with a gun and said, 'This'll be me and you.'
"It's like The Client. What that [book and movie] came out, I thought, 'Ohmigod, that is me.'
"When girls would come in and pose for Larry's magazine, and if they had nothing else, he'd hire them. They'd sit around. They couldn't even type. You're here because of what? Larry felt sorry for people.
"Lonn Friend was Larry's golden boy. Larry loved him. [An exec at LFP] hated Lonn's guts. They got rid of Lonn, who was in charge of the heavy metal magazine Rip that Althea started.
"Lonn would go up to Larry's house and give him ideas. Larry would call [exec] and the [exec] would just hate Lonn's guts for having too much influence.
"I went with Lonn once to the Whisky on Sunset Blvd. He tipped girls with joints."