Kelly
Steele Hamilton,
Kelly Steele girls
Dave
Pounder, Jesse Jane Dave,
Kelly, Hamilton, Jesse gang
Beat
the Devil Dave,
Elizabath, Jesse gang
gang
Kelly,
Elizabeth Haley
Haley
Kelly,
Elizabeth, Haley Haley
Jesse Jane, Dave Pounder Co-Host DP Tonight
2003-07-22 21:15:05
I arrive at 6PM at Digital Playground and pump the staff for scoop. No
luck.
I've forgotten my digital camera at home. DP lends me theirs.
Mike South suggests a trivia question for tonight's show - name two occupations
Tera Patrick had before she became a porn star. I say - registered nurse
and Ford model.
Hamilton and Kelly Steele show up. They like me. We schmooze. I drink
a Sunkist.
Kelly has muscular arms. She's a certified masseuse.
I've dated two certified female masseueses.
Because I was at the Four Seasons this afternoon, I'm wearing slacks and
a tie for the first time to this show.
6:56PM: I take a photo of the three girls Ben English of www.ladirectmodels.com
represents.
Ben gives me a stern look. And this guy is a forbidding character. Dark
solid muscular. He says to me, "You're in trouble and I am not kidding."
I walk over.
Ben talks to me about Sophia. I
recognize her from a Platinum X shoot she did two weeks ago with Steve
Holmes, Erik Everhard and Lexington Steele. Michael Stefano directed.
As promised, she was torn up by the guys. She loved it.
One problem was Lexington's member in her backdoor. It caused her to bleed
a couple of times, stopping the shoot so she could douche and the guys
wipe off.
Ben says Sofia told him this never happened. She never bled. She can accommodate
Lexington Steele just fine up the backdoor. Ok, so we have different perceptions.
English says he never read my story but will. Meanwhile, he believes his
girl Sofia's side of things. Therefore, he wants me to stay away from
her, not to take her picture and not to talk to her. I agree.
I practice journalism like I play soccer - hard. I play to win. I'm competitive.
When you play sports hard, sometimes you get hurt or someone else gets
hurt. Unless someone played dirty, those are the breaks. I accept them.
I never publish anything I know to be untrue unless it is an obviously
satirical story. When I have reported something inaccurately, I immediately
remove it, and when appropriate, apologize for it. I was there in the
living room for Sofia's scene. I saw what I reported.
I don't know of anybody in the porn industry who's been abused as much
over the past year as Dave Pounder. Everybody bags on the guy. He seems
like a nice pleasant intelligent (Masters Degree in computer science)
chap.
Several girls told me he hit on them. I've heard men say he can't get
it up.
Pounder makes for a humorous co-host with Jesse Jane but most of their
jokes are too vulgar for me to feel comfortable repeating.
Dave says he had wood problems during his first two scenes but went on
to do 100 scenes without wood problems (except for once with the lovely
Allyson Chains).
Dave slips his arm around Jesse Jane. He makes suggestions about activities
they should engage in together. Jesse says she'd love to.
Pounder says he loves gay people but he does not want to become one of
them because he doesn't want to catch any diseases. Dave says man-on-man
sex creates nasty diseases.
DP Tonight gets a ton of emails abusing Pounder, accusing him of homosexual
tendencies and acts, which he vigorously denies.
Jesse Jane's knees are badly bruised.
Her beautiful brunette girlfriend Orna is in the audience as usual with
her boyfriend.
Hamilton and Kelly Steele come on the couch.
Dave asks Hamilton about his contract with XXX Pictures. Hamilton won't
talk about it. "Next question!"
7:30PM Joone prompts Adella to ask Jesse Jane and Kelly Steele to take
their tops off.
Dave asks Kelly if he can touch her boobies. She says yes.
"I'm a gentleman. I like to ask," he says. Dave buries his face in Kelly's
chest.
Throughout the night, Dave asks the girls for permission to touch their
breasts.
I ask DP tech Cody if he's scored any dates from monitoring www.dptonight.com's
chat room. He shakes his head.
Dave presses Kelly: "I've got to understand this two dicks in the ass
thing."
Email: "Will Dave be doing any black guys?"
Dave: "No. I think I will start with Asian guys to loosen up."
7:35PM Jesse runs off the set to pee.
Elizabeth from Australia joins the couch. She's from Melbourne but she
now lives in London. She does it all.
Jesse says she's slept with three guys in her personal life and had sex
with four on camera. "Guys tend to like having sex with me, so they like
to keep me around."
Email: "Hi, my name is Luke. I'd like to ask Jesse if she'd go to synagogue
with me?"
Jesse: "What's synagogue?"
Audience members yell out that it is like church.
Jesse: "Yes. I'm like the Virgin Mary."
Jesse tells a story about trying to corrupt (with Orna) an underage Christian
boy at Magic Mountain.
Pounder says he went to a Catholic high school in Detroit.
I sit next to Ben English for most of the night. He gets a lot of calls
on his cell phone. He whispers.
Haley says she's Mexican-Welsh and submissive.
Sofia says she's done 30 movies. She's a sexual athlete.
Dave: "I'm the gentleman porn guy."
He asks and then buries his head in Sophia's fake chest.
Sophia says she gave about 50 blowjobs at the Phoenix swingclub Club Chameleon.
Sophia says she's never had a boyfriend.
At 8:30PM, as I gather my bag to leave, Ben waves his finger at me: "Be
nice!"
We've long had a civil relationship. This is our first bump in the road.
I try to get along with everybody but my primary task is to pursue what
is true. Ben says he knows I have an anti-porn agenda.
From www.mikesouth.com:
It's hard for me to make fun of Jesse cuz I actually adore her. But Dave
Pounder...Now here's a guy I can poke fun at....Is he going to sit in
the floor during the show turning the pages on a porn mag and furiously
yanking his flaccid penis trying to get wood like he did on the KSEX Show?
Is he going to hit on all the girls trying to get them to work with him...Like
he did on KSEX all the time...Will he work for a bong hit?
They will chat about everything I wanna know huh...I can't wait to hear
Pantera theorize on the nature of God. Or maybe hear what Dave has to
say about the Grand Unified Theory. I want to hear Kelly Steele do the
entire show without mentioning the last name of a single dead president,
particularly the one that appears on the ten dollar bill.
Here's what I expect to see...
Out of sync audio and video where Dave makes lame jokes while trying to
promo himself as a real porn performer while kelly Steele pimps out hubby
Hamilton and Pantera tries to convince us that she is in fact, a porn
star. Roy Garcia will supply some new girl who popped into his office
today and she will be this weeks Virgin Vixen and Jesse will be expanding
on how much she REALLY wants to do her next scene with me....
Oh ya and there will be a mikesouth.com idiotic question to win a free
membership here...I am ashamed of DP's viewers last time around...none
of whom knew that Fat Freddy had a cat...One to whom Garfield and even
Bill the cat owe thier existence...Bill was cool Garfield is way lame.
LFP Tried to Buy AVN:
That particular portion of Tim Cases post last week is, I hear, correct.
LFP isn't going to buy AVN but they did make inquiries, dunno how far
it went but I'd bet AVN said make us an offer and the offer wasn't good
enough.
Wonder if they wanna buy mikesouth.com....hey make me an offer....
Speaking of Offers:
It appears that JKP is preparing to go public. Porn companies that have
gone public in the past haven't fared well. I find it unlikely that JKP
will fare any better.
In this climate in particular a company better have a strong bottom line
and solid management. JKP has neither. Bounicing checks doesn't set very
will with Wall Street...ask the guys at Metro.
I think investing in a Video Porn Company at this point is akin to investing
in Penthouse, it's a bad bet. With diversification being the key to a
strong showing on Wall Street JKP really has nothing going for it except
for sponsorship of Korn's recent Concert Tour...At a time when rock bands
going on tour are having major problems selling tickets. You wanna be
successful in Entertainment these days you damn well better have good
internet savvy...JKP doesn't. I'd sooner buy swamp land in Florida.
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