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Dissing Lisa Ann I call Lisa Ann about the following but can't get through to her nor can I leave a message. I email LADirectModels.com. No response. 5:38 pm, Feb 14, 2006. Phone rings. "This is Dakota Cameron. I'm with LA Direct Models. I have some gossip for you." Luke: "Great." Dakota laughs. "First off. The last time I met you, I was Dakota Dare. We went out to lunch. I thought you were really funny. I followed what you wrote a year ago. I had to feed you some news. "I went in LA Direct's office today. I just got my boob's redone. Everyone was a lot happier in the office. "I had refused to go back into Derek's office since Lisa Ann started working there. "I go into Derek's office and Lisa Ann's not there. "Lisa Ann has booked me on numerous shoots and when I get to the shoot, the pay is wrong, the wardrobe is wrong, what we're doing there is not supposed to be really happening there. She seems to be having a lot of problems with directors and producers etc. "Derek knows how to make money. He does everything organized. All the girls are on time. Everything is correct. "Lisa Ann is made of plastic, like we're all not anyway? "Uh oh, I'm going to start talking s---." Luke: "Keep going." Dakota: "I'm not saying she's ever done anything directly wrong to me. She's a back-stabber. "I wanted to get this out there. I can't pretend to be nice to anybody. Yeah, I'm made of plastic. I have extensions. I have fake boobs. But I'm not made of bulls---." Dakota rants about Lisa Ann. She accuses her of promiscuity with the talent. Dakota: "Oh no, this is really bad." Luke: "Oh no. This is great." Dakota: "I had a cold sore on my lip at a shoot for Tabitha Stevens. One of the girls said, we have to let [LADM] know that you have a cold sore and that you can't go to work tomorrow. "They let Derek know. As professional as he is, he said, ok, no problem. We won't book you for the shoot tomorrow. "Lisa Ann calls me after it was already taken care of with Derek and asks me to come into the office. Lisa Ann goes behind people's backs and says, oh, I bet she really doesn't have one. "I showed up at that office with my cold sore. "I'm useful and honest and she's old and needs to get out of this industry. Is it true she's getting $10,000 for her first anal? "I got into porn in March last year. I got out. I got my boobs done Sept 22. I signed up with Derek on Sept 3. I was out of the business for two months because of my boobs. Then I worked for a month. Now I'm out again because I just got them redone. I've lost some weight and gained some muscle." Dakota's done about 30 movies. "I'm just a straight hustler and I love money. I love being on films. When you put money, sex and film into one it's like my high from weed, because I'm a total pothead. "Many of the people in porn are more genuine than the people you meet on the street. We've been through things. "I'm from the Valley. We all make about the same amount of money. We go home with the same thing. There is no reason for any of us to go (and Dakota puts on her Lisa Ann high-pitched voice): 'Ohmigod, I'm Lisa Ann. I'm famous. I've had so many contracts.' "I don't have sex off-camera but I just fell in love with my plastic surgeon. "I don't believe in love." Luke: "Have you been made cynical by life?" Dakota: "What's 'cynical'? Is that a church or something?" Luke: "No. It just means skeptical." Dakota: "I guess I have one advantage in being blonde, that I don't have to be smart. I'm more street-smart than book-smart. But I still don't know what that word means. "I went to El Camino High School in Woodland Hills. I hung out with the people who went to parties and pulled lots of pranks. I hung out with hot girls. People thought they were porn stars. All of us looked like we'd done porn our entire lives." Luke: "What do you look for in a man?" Dakota: "I like gangsters. I like bad-asses." Luke: "You like black guys?" Dakota: "No." Luke: "Why don't you do interracial?" Dakota: "You're a bad-ass. "They're too big for me. "No comment." I found Dakota's political manifesto on MySpace:
Dakota: "I don't like phones. Phones are the biggest burn." Luke: "How does your family react to your doing porn?" Dakota: "My mom says, 'I'm not shocked with anything you do anymore.' My dad is not happy. I grew up in the Valley so I always had porn in my house. "When I was 18, I went to Club Excess for Jill Kelly's birthday party. People kept asking me to get into porn. I thought they were crazy. I had people calling me for months after. I didn't get it. I wasn't there yet but everything happens for a reason." Luke: "Do you think God directed you into porn?" Dakota: "Yeah. God loves porn stars too. "You're Jewish. I know the whole Jewish alphabet." She sings it out and then does some blessings in Hebrew. "I grew up in the Valley. This Valley is full of Jewish people. When I was younger, I wanted to be Jewish. My parents were raising me Catholic but I would watch Barney and learn the Hebrew alphabet. I must've been to 15 Bar and Bat Mitzvahs." Luke: "Have you ever considered converting to Judaism?" Dakota: "When I was in seventh grade. "I have yet to meet one person who is in porn and is Jewish. The Jewish people own the companies. But I think that Jewish parents have a very good way about raising their kids. Honest to God. Italians and Jews get along." Here are Dakota's rules for men:
Dakota: "I'm not easy. People get the wrong idea that porn stars are easy. Before I got into porn, I didn't have sex for a year. I have not had a personal sex life since I've been in porn. "I told Derek, 'For the next two years, I'm not having a relationship. I haven't had one for the past two anyway.' "I've only had one boyfriend. He cheated on me. I learned my lesson. He was like my best friend. It was like putting your trust in one person and having that person cheat on you and then denying it to your face. It took putting a twelve gauge to his dick [for him] to admit it." Luke: "Do you like guns?" Dakota: "No." Luke: "I want to do Dr. Phil with you and Lisa Ann. Let's threeway this conversation." Dakota's down with it but I back off. Luke: "What do you think of Derek?" Dakota: "Derek's the boss. I love money. Derek loves money. That's why I get along with Derek so well." She says she doesn't want to be in porn past 25. "I don't want to be 33 and proud of having done 853 movies. Wow, you must be loose you goose. Gross." Dakota says she doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol. "I used to work at the Betty Ford Center, which is why I quit porn. I was a chemical dependency technician. They suspended me on my second week for sexual harassment. "I was training on swingshift. I was the youngest person working there. On the fourth night, I had to cover for somebody. There was an older black guy. He asked me to go out to dinner with him. This guy looked so disgusting. He was fifty-something-years-old. "I said, 'I'd rather go to a stripclub and pick up dollar bills with girls then go out with you.' I was reported for saying that and suspended for a week. "You want to know why I was fired when I was 16 from Chick's Sporting Goods? I photocopied my boobs and passed them out to everybody." Luke: "What do you do in your spare time?" Dakota: "I smoke weed. I hang out on MySpace. I color in my gangster rap coloring book. "They won't update my new pictures on LA Direct because Lisa Ann is a bitch." Luke: "Have you lost any friends over your entrance into porn?" Dakota: "Yeah. Growing up in the Valley, for people who have lived here their whole life, porn is the worst thing you can do. People look at me in a different way. "Does everything I say get printed on your thing?" Luke: "Ahh." Dakota: "There are only two things I don't want." Luke: "OK." Four hours later, Dakota emails me: "Good stuff! I love it. You're the funniest person alive, you make even nothing into something and can make something into nothing. That's some true magic!" Jane emails me: "I hope Dakota realizes she doesn't have a job with LA Direct tomorrow. Was she drunk when she gave the interview? To talk s--- about Lisa Ann, the one who is Derek's right hand woman, the only one who can really help him keep such a huge business venture together? What AN IDIOT. She makes fun of Lisa for being a star? Um, that's because Lisa WAS a star-- and still is. She was a famous figure from the late 90s and her comeback excited a lot of people. I don't think the same amount of excitement surrounds Dakota. In fact, I'd never heard of her before this. I can't wait to see how s--- hits the fan after everyone at LA Direct finds out. Too bad she's nothing special either. Just another dumb girl who has nothing to say but talk s--- about the people who are getting her the limited amount of work she's going to be able to get. In the church of "cynical," Dakota is an idiot. And another one goes down the drain... goodbye sweetheart!" 2/15/06 I call her at 10:40 am Wednesday. Dakota, sounding sleepy: "Dakota's Castle. What's your hassle?" Luke: "How's your hangover?" Dakota: "I didn't go out last night." Luke: "Did you get into any trouble for our interview?" Dakota: "No. Not yet. I think a lot of people are happy to see that something has been said." Luke: "So how did you learn to give a blowjob?" Dakota: "I was 15. It was late October. I had no idea about how to give head. I knew nothing about sex except what I had seen from TV, which was softcore. You couldn't even see the actual insertion. This guy I had a crush on, Brandon, was playing in a band at the Cobalt cafe. He had never gotten head before. My plan was to be me having my first time giving head to him having his first head. "My friend and I walked over to Denny's and she told me how to give head. She said, 'Quick, quick. Slow, slow.' "I was afraid that when I got a boyfriend, I wouldn't know what I was doing. A lot of girls think that. This is what we talk about at slumber parties before we masturbate. "I went over to the Cobalt Cafe and I gave him head in the bathroom and he came within two minutes. That's how I got my nickname Donutz. I like to put Donuts on the man when I give oral sex." Luke: "Did you go home and tell your parents?" Dakota: "I grew up in a strict Catholic family. My parents did not have time for me. No sex was discussed in my house." Luke: "How did make you feel when all that stuff went down your throat?" Dakota: "Like nothing. Like I finally got done what I needed to get done. Now it was over. Now I knew what to do when I got to do what I got to do." Aside from one boyfriend, Dakota has never done that again in her personal life. In her latest boobjob, Dakota got 700cc (100cc more than last time) implanted. She's moving from a 34D to a 34DD. Luke: "Why did you go bigger?" Dakota: "Because bigger is always better in this situation. I didn't get the high profile. I got moderate profile. It looks more natural. "High profile implants are more up towards your chin. The moderate profile are more towards the center. "Before any breast job, I was asymetric. One breast was a B-cup and the other one was a C. "When I was ten, I asked my parents for a boob job. "I've always liked the Pamela Anderson look -- the big boobs, blonde hair, tanned. If only I had blue eyes." Luke: "Did it affect your personality when you got big breasts?" Dakota: "I've always been a child of the wild." Luke: "Do you think men should stop sexually objectifying women?" Dakota: "No. This is normal. Have you ever been to Italy?" Dakota loves this Melv and Merv MySpace page. 3/29/05 Dakota Dare Dakota Dare Dakota Dakota Rusty Nails Lisa Marie, Jim South Lisa Marie Lisa Marie Gang walk down Van Nuys Blvd Dakota, Jim Sr Jim Sr imitates Michael Jackson's moon walk while Dakota watches with admiration Dakota Dare (Randi Wright's good friend), 20, says she has been with only two men in her life. She's not counting the boys and girls she was with when she was passed out on drugs or alcohol. Dakota entered porn at age 18. She went to Meatholes. The guy paid her to spit in his face. She was so appalled she left the industry for two years. She says she needs to lose 20 pounds. She won't eat anything for lunch. T.T. Boy told Dakota Dare that he was half-black. He's not. He's half Puerto Rican. Dakota doesn't work with black guys. Dakota says she was saving herself until she hooked up with a guy with white pubes when she was 17. 3/2/06 Dakota Cameron Moves In With Her Cousins Katie, Kelly I call Dakota at 10 am. Dakota: "We just moved in together. Last night was our first night. Do you want me to wake up my cousins so you can talk to them? "Kelly, wake up. It's Luke." Kelly, 21: "Yeah, I'm really related to Dakota. I've known her all my life. "Tomorrow is our first day -- a boy-girl scene." Luke: "How did Dakota talk you into doing porn?" Kelly: "She said it's fun. We were horseback riding and we started talking about." Luke: "Do you think Dakota is a good role model?" Kelly: "Yes. She's my idol." Kelly, who lost her virginity at 17 while camping, has been with seven guys in her life and one girl (not her sister). "Only two [guys] with my sister [in the room]. We didn't touch each other." Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?" Kelly: "A model." Luke: "Did you have much porn in your life?" Kelly: "My boyfriend of four-and-a-half years would rather look at porn than touch me." Luke: "How did that make you feel?" Kelly: "Like s---. I would always catch him jacking off on the computer. It sucked for me. "I guess I was so in love with him that I just dealt with his s---. I'm afraid to fall in love again. "I loved that we could do anything in front of each other and not feel embarrassed." Luke: "What do you do in your spare time?" Kelly: "I go to the mall. I get my nails done. I drive, clubbing. "I'm a nurse's assistant." Luke: "How are your parents going to react to your doing porn?" Kelly: "They're not going to care once the money starts coming in." Dakota Cameron: 'The Government Is Killing Our People' I call Dakota Saturday night, March 4, 2006. Dakota: "I heard that Derek asked the Cameron twins if they said what you printed. Derek said it was not accurate. The twins denied saying it. The funny thing is that right after it was put up, they knew it was posted. People are weird. "They were supposed to have their first shoot Friday and the director (Vince Voyeur? New Sensations?) wouldn't shoot them because they didn't have their nails done. Maybe I should undo their last name Cameron. I'm not sure I want them related to me anymore." Luke: "Wasn't Katie sick?" Dakota: "No. She was asleep [when I called]. They're good girls. They're naive." Luke: "They better do their nails next time." Dakota: "They asked me if it was hard to be a porn star. I was like, as long as you don't smoke crack or do speed. All you do is go to the tanning salon, have your nails and hair done, and shave and have good hygiene." Luke: "Do you think that might be too much for them?" Dakota: "It might be too much for a guy. If that's too much for a woman, then God bless their soul." Luke: "What are you reading these days?" Dakota: "Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You to Know About by Kevin Trudeau. There are ways in there to prevent everything, 250 natural recommendations to cure life diseases. It talks about how all the food the government produces is poisoned because they want it to be addictive. The government is killing our people. The government says that if he talked about a vitamin called coral calcium, they would sue him." 4/26/06 I call Dakota Cameron Wednesday afternoon. Luke: "I'm looking for trouble." Dakota: "I don't have any trouble." Luke: "I'm looking for good times." Dakota: "Uh oh. I don't have anything. My boob is still infected. I haven't even been looking." Luke: "What's wrong with your breast?" Dakota: "I don't want to talk about it." Luke: "I'll have to take a look." Dakota: "Oh God." Luke: "I have a medical degree." Dakota: "In woman?" Luke: "Yeah." Dakota: "I thought so." Luke: "I'm a gynecologist." Dakota: "You want me to open up and let you in?" Luke: "Only if it will help. I just want to serve. I make housecalls." Dakota: "Are you becoming a hooker?" Luke: "I'm trying to make some extra money on the side. I offer full-service massage." Dakota: "The ones with happy endings?" Luke: "Yeah." Dakota: "How much?" Luke: "Fifty dollars." Dakota: "I'll take one." Luke: "I'll pop over this evening." Dakota: "I'm going to the gym. I'll talk to you later." |
