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Tristan Taormino's Sunday Night New York Party
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Tristan Taormino once. Tristan then. Then. Then.
Smiling Arab writes on XPT: "Two Jews and a goysha. How the hell that race has survived for 5,000 years, from Moses to Sandy Koufax with sex appeal like that, I have no idea."
It was 17 degrees outside.
Cam says to Tristan: "You're prettier than I thought."
Tristan talks about her hair and make-up and outfit. "I like bold colors. I am not afraid of orange. These shoes are some of the highest heels I own. My bracelet matches exquisitely."
Cam: "She's right."
Tristan: "I'm not wearing a bar. I'm 34 and my breasts are standing up by themselves."
Tristan said she appeared in a porn video to "teach women that you don't have to be a porn star to have anal sex."
She waxes lyrical about the joys of anal sex. "As a sex educator, I've got to model good behavior. Food is not a sex toy."
She says the learning curve for her first porn movie "was steeper than anything else."
Tristan describes her latest porn video as a "take-off on reality television. Take them out of their natural habitat, LA, and let the cameras roll.
"People said I was crazy. Porn stars want structure.
"The thing that is important to me is that these are some of the best and brightest of the Adult industry. They love their jobs. Real female orgasms.
"Jezebelle Bond and Justin Snyder broke up during my shoot and did no scenes for me.
"I want to create gonzo that doesn't involve degradation. I want gonzo that is sex-positive. I don't know if I want to be a superstar.
"My two videos for John Stagliano have sold over 50,000.
"Will I perform again? That's a great question.
"I expected that you as Luke would be all over Joanna because he loves Joanna."
I ask Cam: "Did they treat you with due deference at the party?"
He replies:
I was treated very very well at the party. I think I may have been the only member of the media present. I missed out on the ass cake, but that's my own fault--I was busy with interviews. They handed out a very nice goodie bag at the end, and they gave one to my friends as well.
James DiGiorgio writes on www.simplyjimmyd.com:
I was bored this afternoon so I followed a link to a trailer for Tristan Taormino's House of Ass. And because I'm still a bit bored, I thought I'd write up my take on it.
As the trailer opens, we see a non-descript SUV moving slowly up a long, asphalt-paved, single-lane driveway with plenty of foliage on either side. I'm thinking weekend retreat or house in the country or mountains or something like that. The trailer then cuts to Ms. Taormino who is sitting in a chair in a medium shot with the lighting a little bit dark and artsy and contrasty. (Just like you'd see in the interview parts of many documentary films.) Throughout Taormino's introduction to her skin flick, the trailer cuts back and forth between her, speaking from her interview chair, and the SUV which eventually unloads a bunch of porn folks.
In Taormino's intro, she tells us what she hoped to accomplish with her movie besides, I'm guessing, making a couple of bucks: She wanted to bring a bunch of pornstars together in a relaxed environment to see if they'd let their guards down.
So there's the hook: Relaxed pornstars with their guards down. I'm guessing her initial pitch was a bit more complex than that but, for the purpose of the trailer, the hook's been boiled down to relaxed and unguarded pornstars.
So now I'm thinking the trailer is going to treat the viewer to some interesting and unguarded pornstar moments. But instead, all the viewer gets is a bunch of clips of pornstars having sex with some freeze frames of each peformer with their name super'd over the frame. I'll admit it's a pretty good cast and the sex looks okay but I was waiting to see some relaxed and unguarded moments and, frankly, all I saw was the same s--- I've seen in just about any porn flick.
Throughout the entire trailer not one pornstar utters one, single, word--relaxed, unguarded, or otherwise. In fact, I didn't see a single moment of unguarded action or silliness or introspection or whatever so the question is never answered: Did these pornstars ever truly let their guards down during the making of "House of Ass?"
Maybe it's all a clever marketing ploy -- You know, you have to actually see the movie to get the unguarded s---. Maybe the unguarded footage is bonus footage? Or maybe Ms. Taormino's going for a new rating for porn flicks: "U" for Unguarded? Or maybe... just maybe, it's simply Ms. Taormino's response to alt.porn, i.e., U-porn.
This week’s Voice had a cover story by hotshot young Nick Sylvester reporting that men around New York are using Neil Strauss’s The Game, about pickup artists and their techniques, and that woman are increasingly aware of this and outsmarting their would-be seducers. We know said cover story has been removed from the Voice website. We know that the Voice’s acting editor-in-chief Doug Simmons, to whom we were referred when we called because the paper’s PR director has left the company, hasn’t returned our message. And we’re reliably informed that the newsroom — such as it is anymore — knows some sort of big shit is going down but isn’t being told what.
Here’s what we hear/speculate/gather: People quoted in the story claim they never spoke to the reporter. Editors at the paper now believe Sylvester likely fabricated material. Writers at the paper believe this is because young Sylvester — a former Harvard Lampoon kid who writes criticism for the Voice and indie-music reviews for Pitchfork — didn’t quite get the whole big-reported-cover-story thing, which he wasn’t really ready for and which Simmons was pushing him to do. Simmons, merely the acting editor, is trying to make a splash so he can get the job permanently. This is not the sort of splash he had in mind. Sylvester may or may not have fainted in Simmons’s office while being berated. And everything in the usually boisterous office is being kept very need-to-know.
Adventures In Kami Land
I talked to my mom yesterday. My mother God Bless her has a tough time of life. She always has social problems in the work place, and i see her moving through a stream of s---y jobs including wendys and wal mart even though she has a masters. She starts off OK but she has no concept of how to play the game. when some one makes her mad she says hey f--- you you made me mad, not yes sir may I have another. I talk to her and I yell at her mom why can't you just not say that. Why can't you just know your right in your head instead of sabatoging yourself! Lots of people put fake smiles on hate from inside! Well f--- I seem to be turning into my mother. I'm trying though! I have an appointment at the accountants tomorrow. I'm nervous because I don't know s--- about all this corporation crap, but that is why people hire accountants isn't it! I'm going to spend tonight adding up receipts for enema's.
Feb 18:
Remember that job I got the kidney infection from? well the infection cost me about $300 with meds and dr. not to mention I was in agony, pissing blood sucks donkey dick! Although my brother used to always say if your not pissing blood you didn't drink enough haha good times! well anyways... The check bounced! f---, Im home in PA for a good long while and I have a different account here so it's not like I can just take the check back to the bank every day till funds are available, and the bank charged me a fee for it bouncing! Fortunately all my s--- is paid up, not all porn chicks have an extra $1300 bucks laying around! If I would have bounced a check over it I would have been a bajillion times more mad! That actually happened when I first started, one person bounced 3 checks to me and it took about 6 months to get it straightened out. I had fun at the casino, I drank about 10 years worth in one night almost beat a dude up in the bar and the cried to alana about s--- thats a year old, but my period started today so I figure I get a pass on the crying!
Kami replies to my inquiry:
There are 2 people that have set out to take everything from me. I don't know why and I don't care, You are going to get yours.
One was a chick who posted about watching movies and eating with my boyfriend on her LJ and I freaked the f--- out and had a kami sized nervous breakdown, dumped my boyfriend and tried to burn down a taco bell :) when i said hey i was upset by that, she turned it into a thing about her ,instead of saying i can see how me snuggling up and watching your favorite movie with your boyfriend while your thousands of miles away might upset you she went, well you have offended me. Your a terrible person etc. argh.
I have totally calmed down but Im sure the s--- storm is brewing. But I figure if I cant serve as role model I'll serve as an example to anyone who can't see through this gal and see what she is really about. how the hell did I turn italics on? anyways everyone who has ever worked where she works leaves hating the place. whatever . I want to blow the lid off it but I get the impression every one already knows how thingsc are and we have all some how agreed not to talk about it. because as crooked as it is it helps us more than hurts us.
The other was a porn chick that wa trying to talk what she thought was my personal business about my life in Pittsburgh. It was a chick I had always gotten on well with. Anyways that just turned into some weird thing and I was most likely being played cause I'm really gulible, like an attack dog who has no idea who or why they are attacking. Ive decfided taht has all gotten to high school and to weird so Im going to pretend it never happened.
Someone give this girl a sandwich
Stasia is 22, 5'8, 111, 32B-22-32.
The Joy Of Porn
HollyRandall: I had to spend two hours this morning reviewing our latest
DVD release
Luke: bet you were whacking off like a squirrel on crack
HollyRandall: two hours of porn in the morning isn't exactly fun
Luke: when do you like 2 hours of porn? around noon?
HollyRandall: we need to shoot more location stuff for video
Luke: for me it is an after dinner treat that helps the digestion
Luke: particularly ATM, do you guys shoot ATM?
HollyRandall: yeah we have
Luke: have you shot it and directed that?
HollyRandall: i've never asked for it but the girls tend to automatically
do it
Luke: could you?
HollyRandall: could i do it myself?
Luke: no, could you ask someone to do it?
HollyRandall: I'm eating lunch right now can we talk about something else?
No I wouldn't ask for it.
HollyRandall: Patrick Demarchelier is one of my fav photographers-- I
go through stages. At first it was Steven Meisel, then Patrick, then Ellen
Von Unwerth... I think my favorite photographer right now is Mario Testino.
They are all fashion photographers.
Amalek writes: "She's sublimating her true desire, which is to have a bun in the oven. You need to further penetrate her life, like a weed."
Revealing A Girl's Inner Beauty
Nobody catches a woman's inner beauty like Holly. That's why I believe in her and her lifetime mission with suze.net.
plm3d writes on Suze.net:
Please could you have more close up shots of the girl's spreading. Sometimes I like to see things up close and personal. Also, when the girls spread themselves with fingers have them use two hands. When they spread with one hand all I see is fingers which gets annoying. If they spread with one hand have then pull one lip to the side so as not to cover up anything. Also, I liked to see positions where the girl is squatting and she reaches under her legs with both hands and spreads herself or where she does the splits in the air.
Holly replies: "I get a close up of girls spreading every time I shoot!"
plm3d responds:
I meant more than just one or two close up shots. Thanks for taking some of my suggestions into consideration. The problem I see with the one hand spread is that when the model does this she usually rests her palm on top of her pubic region covering up that entire area, and then reaches down and spreads herself with her index and middle fingers while her ring and little fingers covers up the rest of her labia. The best way in which she can spread herself with one hand and allow for maximum exposure is to reach behind her but and spread from underneath or pull one lip to the side. Also, if she spreads with two hands her arms should never cross which has the same effect as a one hand spread but in this case both palms are resting on her pubic region, covering up even more area.
Malone ankles Vivid, Heads to Danni's
Tod Hunter writes: "A little birdie told me that Vivid film-and-video editor Sonny Malone, a recent award-winner for Vivid's Devil In Miss Jones remake, has flown the Cahuenga Boulevard coop for a new roost at Danni's Hard Drive. Look for an official announcement within the week."
Club Jenna Sold To Playboy
I reported this four months ago.
Kendra Jade Smells The Coffee
I call her at 9:35 am.
KJ: "Are you crazy calling someone in this business before noon?"
Luke: "You told me you got up at 7:30 am and drove your sister to school."
KJ: "Well, am I up?"
Luke: "What were you and Cassidey fighting about?"
KJ: "If you live in someone else's house and you don't pay rent and don't pay any of the bills, maybe you can pick up after your own dog? When I asked her to pick up after her dog, she told me, 'F--- you.'
"It was 9 am. I hadn't had any coffee. I was cranky.
"Whenever Mary and I get together, it's crazy. She brings out the worst ADD in me."
Luke: "What have you been reading?"
KJ: "Lukeisback.com. The computer has ruined me. I'm addicted to MySpace. I stay on MySpace all day long."
I am officially taking a hiatus from everything .Gotta give myself a bit of a reality slap, wake up, smell the coffee and realize no one is gonna fix my life for me.
I'm going to abstain from all things that I cannot handle in moderation such as drinks, boys, etc. The last several weeks I hardly even resemble anyone that I can recognize. I haven't been myself for a while. I'm trying to heal myself and all I'm doing is running away from it, not dealing with it.
Three days ago, I get a phone call from my dad, who is crying. He goes into surgery for what appears to be the last time on the sixth. Then, I pick up a friend, who's boyfriend has hit her and that turns into major all day long and into part of the night, drama !
Then I go out with some friends, and after a little serious discussion, I realize I'm pretty freakin' hopeless. I have been busy the majority of my life loving people who did not, and/or could not, love me back. Friends included, and only recently did I recognize that the only thing most people want from me in life is NOT love. It's money. It's sex. It's whatever I have to offer, but it's not love.
This realization made me pretty sad, and I decided to make myself numb for a bit. Made an ass out of myself in front of people that I truly cared about, said a lot of dumb s--- and then drove home cryin' my eyes out, smacked into the curb, smashed my face into the steering wheel and have now been sporting a pretty ugly black eye and busted lip. Not so fun.
Then, wake up the next day still feelin like s---, still pretty depressed and decide to throw a party. Surround myself with people, and embrace life again!
So, we had the biggest karaoke party at my house.We were joined by a contestant on American Idol [Constantine], and several rock stars tho .. so I would hardly say it was really fair to the other karaoke'ers!
And the girl staying with me, ( former governor-elect ) Mary Carey, decided it was neccessary to drink not just one bottle of jager, but three!
OUCH ! Needless to say, I woke up yesterday pretty hung over and not in the best of moods. Then, the other girl [Cassidey] who WAS staying with me, decided to try to get an attitude. Not so smart at 9 am, when I'm still kinda drunk, hungover, tired, and cranky.
Yeah, I kicked her ass. Can't say I feel too good about it , but can't take it back..
Then last night, I went out with a couple rockstars to see Metal Skool at The key club. At some point in the evening, someone slipped somethin' into my drink and very shortly thereafter, I was rendered helpless. In and out of consciousness, lost all control of myself, thank god for my friends (Lisa [the Lesbian] specifically ) who took care of me through it. God knows what could have happened.
Woke up today still feeling really awful, and now I have to leave for a month of touring. But in the meantime, no more drinkin, partyin. No more guys in my life, no more fighting , no more crazy ass ex-porn stars living at my house, no more anything. Just me, and my sister, and my dogs. American Idol , and Lost. Everything and Everyone else here in Hollywood is bulls---.
Vicki writes Kendra: "You will calm down on tour, which is ironic lol since you will be in strip clubs but i thik you self-destruct in LA but it hass such a pull on you all the money, power and fame that you have superficial access too is a very strong intoxicant but you just want a MAN to love you and be a MAN at the same time, no one can be that in Hollywood."
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William Hyde writes on XPT: "It would figure she's with LA Direct. That limey bastard has his fingers in all the best pies!"
Sonny writes: "She attracted quite a crowd at the New Sensations booth. The second she came out from behind that counter, the crowd doubled so quickly you'd think they had teleported from a spaceship."
Charlie at Fox magazine writes: "During a hurried discussion in Vegas, I was given the impression that Naomi is in fact at least part Israeli, and from Montreal. Of course the crowd was surging and I feared for my life for a moment; that or maybe being crushed together forever along with part of the New Sensations booth, a fanboy fist, and a Sharpie, which admittedly may not be such a bad way to go.... She definitely has an accent, and its not Valley."
Huang writes: "Naomi is Israeli/Czech. She is a very sweet person."
Naomi, 22, shot a scene with Staci Thorne for Kahn Tusion. It is posted through a Meatholes.com affiliated site whose name is so filthy I can not bear to repeat it.
Kahn likes to have the models do a filthy thing, then look at the camera and say, "Hi mom. Hi dad."
Naomi (her real name) looked up at the camera and said (partly in Hebrew), "Hi ima. Hi abba."
Naomi (who has no tattoos) had only one lover before porn -- a boyfriend for five years.
Jack calls: "Do you watch any porn?"
Luke: "Only when I have to. I hate it."
Jack: "I know your gig too. You're not fooling anybody. Porn is so terrible, meanwhile you've been in it for a decade. I make no bones about what I am. I am not doing research. I'm indulging in my sickness."
On the video of Naomi (who started in porn on July 3, 2005) and Staci:
Kahn Tusion says: "Staci's from Wyoming. Her mother raised her to be a whore."
Staci: "She's my stepmommy."
Kahn: "What does she do?"
Staci: "She works for Playboy TV."
Kahn: "She said, 'Why don't you take a picture of my daughter?'"
Staci: "No. She took me on set and I watched all the s--- that went on and I decided I wanted to do it."
Naomi has a speech impediment. Kahn slaps her leg twice.
Kahn: "You used to have an African-American boyfriend."
Naomi: "He was 25% black."
Before porn, Naomi says she worked as a "legal analyzer" for some law firm with a lot of Jewish partners.
Kahn: "Say hello to the guys at the firm. Do you think they are watching?"
Naomi: "Possibly. There's some dirty old men."
Kahn: "What happened? You're a good Jewish girl. You won't get a tattoo. My mom and dad wanted me to be educated, to be a pillar of society, to leave this world a better place than I found it. Instead I'll let strangers come in my asshole and I'll... Why did you make that decision?"
Naomi: "There's a plethora of reasons, but the bottom line is...that I've always loved sex and I've always felt that sex is so boxed in in America and that I wanted to be part of a movement that liberates it and enjoys it and shows it's not something to be ashamed of."
Kahn: "I believe it because if you had decided not to do porno, we probably couldn't get anybody to do it."
Naomi: "No. It takes an army, but every little bit counts. Every person that we talk to and touch, somewhere down the line it affects them."
Kahn: "I think there's a different reason."
Naomi's shocked: "What do you think it is?"
Kahn: "I think that there's an emotional hole in your belly..."
Naomi shakes her head. "In me? No."
Kahn: "And it's filled by a cock and a camera. I think that whole explanation if bull. Don't argue with me. I'll beat you."
Kahn slaps her. He turns to Staci: "Would you like to sit here? I'd love to hurt you."
Naomi says she had sex with one guy for over five years.
Kahn: "He was one-quarter nigger, right?"
Naomi nods.
Kahn: "When you made the decision to let everybody f--- you, did you discuss it with anybody? Did you say, 'Hey mom, dad, this might be a little traumatic. I want to roll this by you. I have a calling in life to further the sexual revolution in America. I believe this is God's will."
Naomi: "I asked my [friend] what I thought. She didn't think I should do it. She thinks that I have higher aspirations that I could achieve. However, she supports me. She sees why I would do it. I told my dad and mom that I was thinking about doing it. They were hesitent at first. They know how my mind is and how I think and they weren't going to sway me. When I had already done it, they said, 'Think about the longterm effects.'
"They love me. They know I'm a nice Jewish girl and eventually I'll get out and turn that money around and be successful and invest."
Kahn: "You talk too much. Why won't you get a tatoo?"
Naomi: "It's against my [religion]."
Kahn: "You can give all the rationalizations you want, but you've put a tattoo on your soul."
Naomi: "In that respect, everything you do has an impression on your soul."
Kahn: "This is the Devil's work. You are selling your virtue for $300. You are good at rationalizing. Jews have always been good at rationalizing. Six million of them went to their demise because they couldn't figure out what was going on."
Kahn grabs her face. "Does anybody slap you in the face during sex?"
Naomi: "No."
Kahn: "Why?"
Naomi: "Because I don't like it.
"I don't like people grabbing my face."
Kahn seizes her neck.
Naomi: "I prefer it over my face."
She says she never had backdoor sex with her boyfriend. "It's not something I would ever choose to do."
Kahn says Staci's dad is a Seventh-Day Adventist.
Later in the scene, Alex goes backdoor on Naomi.
"He's f------ my Jew asshole," she says at Kahn's direction.
Is Black Chick Menage A Trois The Girl "New York" on the VH1 Reality Show Flavor of Love?
Just wondering.
Does Porn Rob You Of Intimacy?
Intimacy...knowing your partner as well as you know yourself. It is what truly cements a relationship between a man and a woman. What her favorite fragrance is, what his favorite desert is, why she hates tall buildings, why he won't let you play with his ass during sex. All aspects of intimacy. It used to be that sexual relations was the cornerstone to intimacy in a relationship, but that has been erased thanks to today's over-the-top Circus Atmosphere Pornography. As I have been reading lukeisback and observing the wonderful sharing of intimacy between Luke and Holly, I am both amazed and dismayed, simply because it is set against the backdrop of pornography.
Luke and Holly are lucky...their sex life will forever always be their's, apart from what specific details Luke chooses to publish on his website. In other words, if Luke and Holly ever decide to have anal intercourse, it will not be on film for all the world to share in and see. What's more, since Holly does not perform in pornographic films, Luke is only sharing, in a limited fashion, whatever sexual relations he has with Holly with her previous lovers, which is a limited number of men. If Holly had been having sex on film, Luke would basically be sharing her with the world, for we would all be vicariously having sex with Holly by watching these films, no doubt rubbing our gonads in a rapid up and down manner until climax was reached. In a word, Luke would be 'robbed' of this intimate aspect of his relationship.
I think of several specific porn chicks (out of many) I have seen on film, who I may have liked to possibly get to know better, perhaps even date. I have seen them with all manner and combinations of male partners, with multiple penis' in their orifices, getting doused by dozens of loads at a time...I have seen men ejaculating right inside their vaginas in what is known as "internal creampies"...this used to be known as 'making love/producing children'. I feel robbed....even though I may still like these specific individual women for their personalities and other qualities, I will never truly know what it is like to be sexually intimate with them. Because when I am finally in a position to be busting a nut inside them, I will have to reconcile the fact that at that moment, all around the world, thousands of men are ALSO vicariously doing it to her through the pornographic movies she made.
I am truly a member of a global village, thanks to pornography. I feel very exposed right now. And robbed.
Mary Carey Lowers Her Standards
I call Kendra Jade at 8:38 pm. Her voice mail says: "Hi, I really don't feel like answering my phone right now, so if you want to leave me a message, I'll probably call you back if I like you. If I don't call you back, you'll know why."
"Hi. Do you like me?"
I call Mary at 8:40 pm to inquire about her day at work.
She sounds xanaxed out.
Mary: "I said I was going to be condom-only and no come in my mouth and I ended up doing no-condom and come in my mouth. I got horny.
"Harold came by my set. They made him leave.
"He said, 'We should get back together. You need to give me a $1,000. I want this... I want a future house.'
"I said, 'You've got to make changes. You've got to treat me with more respect and be good to me.'
"He said, 'Unless you let me be in control of your bank account and all your money, I'm not going to treat you good.'
"I'm not going to let some guy take over my money. I don't manage my money properly, but I'm going to hire a financial advisor.
"He showed his mom the Playboy book of lingerie I'm in now. She loves me.
"Here, talk to Meredith. She's normal."
Meredith: "I'm not that normal, but I'm not a porn star."
8:49 pm. I get a message with a voice like Holly's: "Hi, it's me..." I was about to call Holly when the voice identified herself as Kendra Jade.
I can't tell these bitches apart.
PIMP -- Put It in My Pocket.
Word.
Peace out.
Who's Out This Week
Mr. Izz is no longer with Mallcom. He's working a mainstream telecom job.
Tina Fiore, a fag hag who worked for AVN, no longer works for Cybersocket (gay websites). She's disappeared. She's a party girl. Maybe she's partied too much.
Model Lia19 got fired by MobBucks. She appeared to be tweaking. She wasn't delivering things on time. There's a thread on GFY alleging she hacked into the MobBucks server and took her images down.
Rinaldo, who was getting yelled at on GFY for touching people inappropriately at tradeshows, was fired by Platinum Bucks (and Mayor's Money) in Canada. It is said he was messing around with the ladies.
Jeff Miller (Sunup Media) is moving to Austin, Texas.
You'd think that a good thing about being a pornographer in the public eye is that you don't have a reputation to lose.
Yet, a porn friend of mine in the public eye called me Tuesday afternoon worried about a forthcoming documentary. "I don't know," he grumbled. "I don't know how great it'll be."
Luke: "How could it be bad?"
Friend: "All press is good press, right?"
Luke: "In your case, yes."
Mary calls at 12:21 pm. "I didn't go to Metal School last night with Kendra Jade. I was afraid we'd party with rock stars all night.
"I went bowling and drank beer with Richie. I wish I hadn't. I should've gone to bed. I took a xanax and passed out. I don't think he likes me anymore.
"I'm going to work with Lexie Marie. She's hot. She reminds me of a young Tawny.
"I liked Holly. Did Holly like me?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Mary: "Why don't you, me, Holly and her mom go someplace together?"
I laugh.
Mary: "Don't worry. I won't rape Holly.
"Holly thinks I'm exhausting, I read. I am a little tiring. I'm tired all the time from myself.
"Last night I was missing Harold. Harold tried to play, 'I'm getting pulled over.' I said, 'OK, I'll bail you out of jail.' Then he lied to me. Then this morning he asked me to borrow a thousand dollars to fix his teeth.
"Are you crazy? I just miss him because I get lonely and sad and I feel like nobody loves me. What if he's the love of my life? But then I realize if he was the love of my life, he wouldn't treat me bad.
"Then he told me, 'Fine, go be a whore. Go be a stupid porn star. Are you going to party with porn stars for the next couple of years and end up killing yourself?'
"I'm getting ready to go to the National Republican Congressional Committee in two-and-a-half weeks. This guy Mark who's winning an award is taking me as his date. I'll be announcing it to Fox News in three days. Then I'll announce I'm running for governor. Then I'll tell the Republicans that they need to stop being so mean to the Adult industry. They're about supporting small businesses. Porn helps the economy.
"Mark's a fan of mine. I blew him off. Then he took me to the MTV Music Awards. Then he got mad at me because I ditched him to go to Jimmy Fallon's hotel room party. He forgave me. Then I blew him off again because I was with Harold.
"Do I sound nuts? My friend Cindi from Xcitement magazine says I'm sounding a little nutty lately.
"I think I'm expressing emotions that everyone feels.
"She says, 'I don't think it is a smart move for you to get on the phone with Luke and express everything you're feeling.' I feel like you are a good listener. You have a good mind and give good advice.
"If people haven't felt the emotions I'm feeling, then their lives are really boring and my life is fun."
Mary asks Lexie if she wants to say hello. Lexie says no.
Mary: "Luke's really nice. No, he's nice. He just reports the truth, what people say. You've got to know that when you call Luke, what you're saying is being recorded. Right Luke?"
Luke: "Right."
Mary: "How do you get it set up so that all the calls are recorded?"
Luke: "I don't. I have to push two buttons to start recording."
Mary: "So the second I call you, you press buttons. Is it fun to get Mary updates?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Mary: "I like it because I feel like you are someone I can talk to who gives me advice.
"I called American Airlines and upgraded to first class for my dance booking and so now I feel happier. Flying first class always cheers you up. I hope I get a fun partier in first class with me. Then I can get drunk and meet a boyfriend.
"Looking at my situation, what is your advice to me?"
Luke: "Get a therapist and friends outside of porn."
Mary says she's moving in with Kendra Jade.
7 Army paratroopers charged for having sex on gay porn site
The charges do not mention the name of the site, but the division has said previously it was investigating allegations soldiers appeared on a gay porn website. The site is registered to Dennis Ashe, who owns three Fayetteville production companies — Active Duty Productions, Pink Bird Media and New Fame Media — the Fayetteville Observer reported.
The Observer also did not report the name of the site, but Ashe owns a military-themed site — www.activeduty.com — that purports to include naked photos and videos of male U.S. service members. The site is called "Dink Flamingo's Active Duty" and boasts "real military men" and "100% amateur."
As a reknowned expert on gay porn, I got interviewed about this Tuesday.
Reporter: "Is it common to move on from modeling to gay porn?"
Luke: "Someone who is going to jump in front of the camera and model, we're already dealing with a narcissistic personality type who likes to exhibit himself. While 99.9% of models don't go on to do gay porn, there is a far higher percentage of models who go on to do porn than non-models. So it does not surprise me."
Reporter: "What about the idea that the industry may have tried to lure people to do that? Is that feasible?"
Luke: "The industry is interested in making money and getting publicity. They didn't put a gun to these people's head. They offered them money. Lure in the same sense that Microsoft or McDonalds or any other company or the Army tries to lure people to work for them."
Reporter: "If they weren't soldiers, there wouldn't be anything illegal about this?"
Luke: "Pornography lives in a netherworld between legality and criminality. The definition of obscenity depends upon community standards, so you can't say hardcore porn is legal throughout the United States."
Reporter: "I was surprised by how many porn websites advertise soldiers. Is that a new thing?"
Luke: "Pornography has always been split into different fetishes. Military is a fetish primarily in homosexual porn."
Reporter: "You've been following the story. What in it interests you?"
Luke: "Nothing. It's another variation on an old theme. There have always been people in the military who do bad things."
Derek Pierce Vs. Ultimate Entertainment Group
Derek calls at 6:30 pm. "UEG is headed up by Sean Trotter. He used to do something with Adam & Eve [who are known for their ethical business practices]. I don't know if Rob [Luke: Hey Rob, I lost your contact info], Carmen Luvana's manager, is part of the company or just working with the company.
"I worked for the UEG three weeks ago. I haven't been paid yet. They don't return phone calls. Their production manager disappeared. I don't know if they've burned anyone else.
"I did content with Carmen Hart. Sean and Rob organized it. I never got a copy of the content. Now Sean is trying to put together a video that has Carmen Hart's first boy-girl before her movies get released from Wicked. Sean has two scenes of her's that were intended for the internet only."
Sean Trotter replies to my inquiry: "After looking into this we found that he asked for a check and not cash so he had to wait until payroll came out which is the 1st and 15th of each month. Derek did a scene for us and did an outstanding job which he deserves the money owed to him. He will probably have his check by the end of the week as we normally fedex out the checks after payroll.
"Wicked Contract Star Carmen Hart and Derek’s scene that we filmed last year will be in the “Just Don’t Fake It! Vol 2” and it is Carmen Hart’s first ever b/g."
Trotter no longer works with Adam & Eve and UEG is not associated with A&E.
Derek got his check the day after I published this story.
Jon Vitalo, CEO, Ultimate Entertainment Group emails me: "Neither Rob Baker, nor his longtime wife Amber Shaw ( maybe some know her better as former talent Nikki Fairchild), are in any way affiliated with UEG or any of its divisions."
How to end a date in four words
1.)Adam M- "This is great acid."
2.)brady - "Ever fellate your dad?"
3.)brian - "Can we watch Shocker?"
4.)Kolleen- "i have a kid..."
5.)Ty - "Jesus is f---ing awesome!"
7.)vin - "maybe hitler was right..."
9.)jay - "I hear you're barren?"
10.)abbie - "I believe in Scientology"
11.)eggy- "hope you've got insurance!"
17.)steve - "s---! there's you're boyfriend."
18.)Kat - Wait, is it in?
19.)Staree - "I'm in a band"
20.)Nella - "I read the Bible"
21.)Greg - "turned out she's 14"
22.)Me - Get off me Dad!
23.)Dayna- "I 'm waiting till marrage..."
24.)Nathan - "I'm still technically male."
25.)Monique- " That's my Parol Officer!"
29.)"You kiss like mom",
31.)Superheidi- "I don't give head"
33.)pharoah - "does this look infected?"
I'm Totally Gonna Get Laid On This Humanitarian Mission To Uganda
In less than 72 hours, I'll be touching down in Kampala, on my way to the shores of Lake Victoria, aka poontang heaven...
The best part is, these ladies don't expect commitment. They know that this brief sojourn into a nightmarish hellhole will soon be nothing more than a romantic memory, a passionate encounter set against the backdrop of a U.N. Food Programme truck ambushed and set aflame in the middle of the night. In the morning, they'll take up their rucksacks and proceed to the next good-samaritan adventure.
But they'll never forget me. The catatonic faces of the motherless 11-year-old Ugandan sex slaves who constantly begged them for food will fade away, but mine will stay with them forever. Each girl will kiss me on the cheek, thank me for the unbelievable orgasms I rocked them with, and maybe even start crying.
A day in the life of Beautiful Models International
Regan Senter says: "At Beautiful Models we believe in doing things professionally of course the highest quality video!"
HollyRandall: i'm having one hell of a time trying to figure out what
to make
Luke: I thought i was easy
HollyRandall: well pasta seems the easiest route but i never make pasta
so i'm afraid i'll overcook it
Luke: I have never refused anything you've offered me
Luke: beans, lentils or salad and desert
HollyRandall: but you don't even like salad dressing
Luke: I don't usually like cunnilingus but I'm still down with sex.
Luke: cunnilingus = salad dressing
Luke: how was your shoot? Did you leave the camerawork to the men?
HollyRandall: no but they're doing the video right now
HollyRandall: i love Melissa Lauren, she's such a great performer
HollyRandall: and Alektra is really pretty, i can't believe it took me
this long to shoot her
Luke: I'm sure you revealed their inner beauty.
HollyRandall: what about a butternut squash soup?
Luke: i wrote you i dont like squash
Luke: They ask you on your suze.net chatboard for interviews and you say:
'Those interviews are on suzevideo.com. We plan to join the sites eventually.'
HollyRandall: i don't understand
Luke: your fans on your chatboard asked for interviews with porn stars
Luke: I don't think the interviews on suzevideo are what they have in
mind
HollyRandall: what they want deep, revealing ones?
Luke: yeah, something aside from jerk-off material, reality stuff is hot,
you should shoot more reality stuff
HollyRandall: but my site is jerk-off material
HollyRandall: i'm not looking to be the next Barbara Walters
HollyRandall: it's sexual fantasy i cater too
Luke: Just be Holly Randall
HollyRandall: how do you mean?
Luke: you might be surprised how many of your members would like to see
you have a real conversation with these girls.
HollyRandall: i actually got an email from a member who was upset that
when he asked what my sets were like, and when i explained to him that
work is just work he got upset because i had "killed his fantasy"
HollyRandall: i was at one point, a few years ago thinking of doing written
interviews for my site but i never got around to it
Luke: why don't you write my mom or dad and ask them what food I like?
HollyRandall: YOU don't know what food you like?
Luke: I do and I thought it was very simple but I've obviously failed
to communicate it to you.
HollyRandall: i could do lasagna
Luke: ask my dad, he was the cook, you guys have so much in common, he'll
give you good recipes
HollyRandall: anything in there you won't eat?
Luke: no pumpkin and eggplant
Luke: are you mad at me?
HollyRandall: what? no, i'm just scared of your dad
Luke: aww, hit him up, he'll be tickled
Luke: or my mom or sis
Luke: it'll be cute
HollyRandall: your dad would never approve of me
Luke: this problem has come up before but i've never used this solution
Luke: I don't recommend you tell my dad everything about yourself, just
ask for a recipe
Luke: take it easy on your sexual history
HollyRandall: what's his name?
Luke: Dr Ford
HollyRandall: or should i call him Mr. Ford?
Luke: he might not be around, so CC my mom
Luke: Tell them I sent you.
HollyRandall: ok i emailed them
HollyRandall: anyhow video's over so i gotta run
Kendra Jade Punches Out Cassidy Over Dog
The caboose was definitely off the tracks at KSEX on a cold, rainy Monday night when Wankus hosted Mary Carey and Kendra Jade.
Forget the cold, rubbing Carey and Jade together would be enough to keep the porn gossip fire place going for a week. Such as it was, Wankus only had about 40 minutes to warm the room with Jade and Carey running late.
Bush Policies Deformed By Christian Extremism
During the 2004 presidential election perhaps the most scandalous of these arose as an issue in the campaign, stem-cell research. In August 2001, Bush issued an executive order banning federal funding for such research involving fertilized cells created after 2001. This severely inhibited research which had indeed proved promising. Bush claimed to have issued his order for "moral reasons," but all the moral reasons seem to support the research.
The fertilized cells in question are left over and frozen in fertility clinics, in fact doubly doomed because frozen and with a finite shelf-life, and also because a fertilized cell will not develop unless implanted in a woman. Instead of wasting them, why not use them to, it seems possible, treat an entire array of dreadful diseases? One opponent of the research put the objection crisply: such cells "must not be destroyed no matter how noble the cause." It seemed clear that Bush's objection to the research was driven by his Evangelical base, indefensible as his position was.
Other Bush-inspired policies with severe implications for public health began to form a list as long as your arm. In fact, despite their potentiality for real harm, they possess a comical sort of zaniness. As reported in The Washington Post, they include:
* Information about safe sex was removed from the Centers for Disease Control Web site.
* The scandal that the FDA's Center for Drug Evaluation and Research prohibited over-the-counter sale of a "morning after" contraceptive as encouraging promiscuity and thus spreading disease -- clearly outside the mandate of the FDA. The New England Journal of Medicine described this as a political decision, which of course it was.
* The fact that the Bush administration has devoted millions to faith-based organizations promoting abstinence, but in doing so telling flagrant lies: that condoms fail to prevent HIV 31 percent of the time during heterosexual intercourse (3 percent is accurate); that abortion leads to sterility (elective abortion does not); that touching a person's genitals can cause pregnancy; that HIV can be spread through sweat and tears; that a 43-day-old fetus is a "thinking person"; and that half of gay teenagers have AIDS. Some grants for faith-based programs stipulate that condoms be discussed only in connection with their failure.
You would think that such Halloween science would be impossible in federally funded programs. Isn't bearing false witness prohibited by the Ten Commandments? But, as we see, Evangelicals make up their own scripture. And this is the Bush administration.
* Then there was that book the federal bookstore at the Grand Canyon was obliged to carry, maintaining that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood. Geology shows that the canyon took millions of years to form by erosion. No problem. Geology is wrong.
The saints, they are marchin' in. H.L. Mencken, where are you when we need you? But some of that represents the comic side of the Bush administration. No one should be laughing about its stem-cell policy. Welcome to Evangelical Land. Today, it's us.
Questions For A Conservative Intellectual
I sent these to Jeffrey Hart, a professor emeritus of English at Darmouth, who has just published the book, The Making Of The American Conservative Mind: National Review and Its Times:
* Who are the most prominent Islamic (I mean religious, not secular Muslims) thinkers in the conservative movement?
* Ann Coulter's falling out with National Review? Reflects more poorly on her or on them? Are there many girly-men at National Review?
* Which elite university is most friendly to conservatives?
* Do you think John Lennon was a poet? On par with Keats?
* Do poets get to live by a different moral code than ordinary mortals?
* What's your position on legalizing drugs, pornography and prostitution?
* What did you think of George Will's review of your book? Do you think Mr. Will should be more circumspect about making public moral pronouncements given his widely-reported marital problems of a few years ago?
* What do you think of the Fox News Channel? Do you have a favorite newscaster on there? Are there too many blondes reading the news? If so, how should we thin them out?
* Southpark Conservatives. Good for the conservative movement or bad?
* Has National Review been good for the Jews? How so? Would you say Joseph Sobran and Pat Buchanan are antisemitic? Have there been antisemites in prominent positions at National Review?
* Are there many people in positions of influence at National Review who would largely agree with the chapter on race in THE BELL CURVE?
* Should a man be allowed to marry his sister or his dog if they truly love each other?
* Should we get rid of child labor laws so the free market can do its thing?
* Who have been the most physically beautiful intellectuals in the conservative movement during the past 40 years? How does beauty in a male or female intellectual influence how their ideas are received? Is there any one you most wish you could've had an affair with?
* Are conservative intellectuals more moral than their liberal counterparts? Say, less likely to sleep with their students?
* Are you able to converse in rap lingo when that is to your advantage? If you felt like answering any or all of my questions as a rapper that would be great, and it would significantly advance your street cred.
KSEX Chatroom - Equivalent Of Brittany Andrews As An Escort?
The KSEX chatroom is so edgy and wild, what with that little disclaimer on the radio shows about "Don't do this, don't do that, go f--- yourself, we'll kick you if you piss us off....."
By Robert Jensen
Pornography's business has always been the exposure of women's bodies for the pleasure of men, and that was readily evident at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last month.
But also exposed at the sex-industry gathering was the paradox of the pornography business at this particular moment: At the same time that the pornography industry and its products are more normalized than ever in the United States, the images they produce are more brutal and degrading toward women than ever. How can it be that a once-underground industry that lived at the margins of society has become mainstream, at precisely the same time that its sexual cruelty toward women is most pronounced?
Cris writes me: "It is good to see smart, well educated people writing about the porn industry critically. It is a growing sector, for better or worse, in American culture and it needs more analytical attention, as it is a telling social indicator. At this point is hard to tell if porn is trying to crossover the " mainstream" or whether it is the other way round and the "mainstream" is trying to crossover into porno."
I call the 20yo Monday afternoon. She's nine months pregnant. This will be her second child. She had the first one at 17 and gave her up to adoption. This child she will keep.
Alyssa, who normally measures 36DD-28-36, is one of seven children.
Luke: "How did you get into porn?"
Alyssa: "Through a friend, Kat Kleavage, in October 2004 (when Alyssa moved to LA). I've been in over 50 scenes."
Luke: "What do you love and hate about the business?"
Alyssa: "I love the sex with people I don't know and don't have to see again.
"I hate that we don't use condoms.
"I hate the way people try to get over on one another. They book you for a boy-girl scene and then try to have you do three of them. 'Oh, it's three little ones that are 15-minutes.'
"I hate that there are some directors that if you don't f--- them, you don't get a job."
Luke: "Who?"
Alyssa: "I'm not going to mention names. I don't want to not be able to work for them ever.
"I hate that we don't get tested for all the STDs.
"I hate that the girls flake, like the young girls. I'm only 20. It makes us look bad, the young ones who do have our stuff together.
"I hate people who act like they are your friend and then talk s--- about you. That XXXPornTalk."
Luke: "You were getting hammered on there."
Alyssa: "That Tony Malice, from JM Productions... What so sucks is that I've done four or five movies with them. We always got along. When that first happened, I wrote him a bunch and we IM'd. He didn't copy and paste the whole thing, just what he wanted."
Alyssa: "Why would you even say something like that to me? He would go out of his way and call me and say, 'Hey, do you want to come over? You want to hang out?'
"Then you're going to sit here and talk s--- behind my back?
"When I confronted him, he said, 'You should be happy that more people are knowing your name. I'm giving you a better name.'
"That's not a better name.
"You went way too far.
"I understand people might have their opinions and might not like me but I have no respect for someone who says nasty things about an unborn innocent child.
"Bishop said Leah Stevenson goes to all her shoots. She has a good attitude. No one can say anything bad about her and you're making it hard for her to get a job. Someone is going to read this and think that these girls are f----- up and are on drugs. They're whores. They're flakes.
"And that's not even true.
"Why can't we all just be business?
"I've never been on set on drugs. I don't do drugs. I don't do hardcore drugs. I can't do them. My body won't let me. I don't come drunk. I come on time.
"If I am doing my job correctly, why do you have to go into my personal life? Who cares if I escort? I escort. I don't care if you don't like it."
Alyssa shot for Rodney Moore last week. "I talked to my doctor. I've read things about it. They say that [sex] helps. It brings on labor. You just have to be careful. You can't do a scene with Coffee Ron."
Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
Alyssa: "An attorney. When I got out of highschool, I decided I wanted to become a nurse practicioner."
Luke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"
Alyssa: "I'm from a really small town (5,000 population) in Texas. My graduating class had about 240 students. Everyone knew each other. I grew up in town and never went anywhere else. The cliques dissolved in highschool.
"My best friend was a virgin and she still is a virgin.
"I got pregnant at 16. I grew up fast. Once I realized how people really are, that they are really not your friend, I didn't hang out with that many people. I went out with people and went to football games and did the regular stuff, but I only had one friend, the Christlike girl."
Luke: "What do you love and hate about Los Angeles?"
Alyssa: "I love that this is a city of money. I hate the prices, the rent for apartments. I love that there are a bunch of people here and that everyone can do what they want to do.
"If you went to my town and said you did porn, you would have nobody to talk to. Here you can do anything and it's not a big deal. If you do porn or if you escort... You're not going to be judged."
Luke: "How have your friends and family from your hometown reacted to your working in the sex industry?"
Alyssa: "Not well. We're still family. We still talk. They don't agree with job at all. They don't say anything anymore.
"When they found out, it was really discouraging. I talked to my sister. They thought I stripped. One of my tax forms came to my house, from No Boundaries Entertainment. My mom, 'Oh, I guess she's a stripper.' She didn't like that but it was a whole lot better than f------ for money.
"I said to my sister, 'I don't understand how you can sit there and say you understand the temptation [to strip] for $150 when you can make $1,000 [doing porn or escorting]?' I don't understand how you think there's such a big difference.
"You work your way up. It's like drugs. There's weed and if you keep going, you're a meth or heroin addict. Rush after rush.
"It's just such an easy way [to make money].
"I have a couple of friends who don't like it. They don't like the lifestyle around it -- the partying, the drugs... I did party, but it didn't last long. I couldn't cope with it.
"I've always been a big believer in going to college. It's not like I'm always going to be in this industry.
"Most of my friends know, yeah, I was a slut in highschool and I've always loved sex, but I've always been smart and I'm not getting so involved in it that I can't do anything else.
"I'm going to go to college in the summer to become a nurse practicioner. It's above an RN and right below a doctor."
Luke: "How has it affected you to be in this kind of work?"
Alyssa: "It's made me grow up. You have to go to your jobs on time. One thing can go wrong and it'll be all over the internet or all over the industry and it can mess you up. You have to be on your tiptoes and do the right thing.
"I did flake four or five times, but it caught up to me. I did not want that reputation. One company said, 'We don't like hiring girls that young because they are always flakey.'
"I was with Derek (LADirectModels.com) before I got pregnant. His rule is that if you don't show up, you get fired. I like that. That's one of the best rules made. It makes a girl be on time, be responsible, and her s--- together.
"Sex now is so overrated. That's why I need so much now to get me off. Regular sex doesn't do anything to me.
"I have emotions during sex, but then I don't. That's a con [negative], but what are you going to do?
"Escorting has made me not trust men. The whole marriage thing. It's made me more careful. I've always been a people person. It's made me put my communication skills together. You meet a whole lot of people you'd never think you would.
"Being here in LA makes you grow up.
"I would never take back escorting and I would never take back porn. It's made me who I am today.
"I might want to go to med school. I want to get married and raise my children and have a nice life."
Luke: "How does the father of your child feel about you working as a porn star and escort?"
Alyssa: "He doesn't have a problem with it."
Luke: "How has your sex work affected your love life?"
Alyssa: "Trust has always been a big factor for me. I don't trust that many people. You just have to date men who are comfortable with it or are in the same field as you. I've only had two boyfriends [since Oct 2004]. They both were comfortable. Of course, with the first one, it did come up one day, the whole porn issue. He had a tape and it wasn't what he wanted to see.
"You can't lie about it. I tried to lie about it once and it just didn't work. I just had so many excuses for why I was not showing up or coming over."
Luke: "Why do you have trust issues? What happened in your childhood?"
Alyssa: "Everything.
"When I had my daughter, I saw exactly who my true friends were.
"I would've done anything for this person. I would've rolled up at 3 am and bailed you out. My friends always use me as an excuse. That they were at my house. I was the bad kid. One friend was supposed to come back to my house, but she got drunk and went home, and her mom flipped out at me.
"You made me look bad because you didn't want your ass to be in trouble.
"Being in the escort industry and seeing all the men who cheat on their wives. I'm not saying, 'Don't cheat on your wife,' because that's money for me.
"It's just made me realize that you have to put a guard up.
"I had a good childhood."
Luke: "Anything that happened in your childhood that predisposed you to working in the sex industry?"
Alyssa: "No. When I was ten, I saw porn, and I thought, 'Cool. That's what I want to do.' I looked at porn from then on. I was always interested in sex. I lost my virginity at 13."
By the time she'd graduated from highschool, Alyssa had sex with 70 people.
Luke: "Did you have a good relationship with your father?"
Alyssa: "No. I was adopted. My mom was married several times. She worked as a teacher..."
Luke: "That's probably where your issues with trust come from."
Alyssa: "I completely agree. I've always agreed that not having a father has done that."
Marco Pallotti calls me Monday evening. "I had her booked last Tuesday [Feb 21]," he says, "and her agent Thomas Hope called me and said, 'She had her baby yesterday.'"
Alyssa responds: "Well actually there is a story behind that: I told Thomas about 2 weeks before I was supposed to shoot that I didn't want to shoot past the 18th. Reasons being that I was getting close to my due date and I didn't want to work with anyone who was going to be too hard on me and my AIM test was expiring that day. But Thomas forgot and I got his phone call the day of so he could give me directions. Well I said Thomas I asked you to book that earlier I didn't think it went through and he said oh s---. Well he asked me if I could still do it and told him my test expired. Well he didn't want the director to think that the only reason was for the test. So he lied. But the craziest thing was that the day before I was admitted because they thought I would be having the baby. But it was a false alarm. So, now do you understand. I feel really bad because it wasn't intentional but he didn't want the director to be mad at him."
Regan Senter Wants To Set The Record Straight
He posts on XPT that Holly Landers is not dead:
Please this is false!! Holly Landers is NOT DEAD!!! This is a ploy to bow out of the business. She has been seen and if you contact me I can tell you who saw her. If you want I have the first video with her.
Regan says that Leah Stevenson did not go to jail: "Leah Stevenson has not gone to jail or prison, however she is available for work "
I call him at 1 pm Monday.
Regan: "I noticed a lot of interesting things [on XPT] that are absolutely false, so I just commented.
"I've heard that game before that [porn stars] say that they're dead. It's a little vicious to go to that extent."
Regan has 15 girls with Beautiful Models.
Mary Carey Arrives At Holly Randall's
I was going to pick up Mary Carey (from her boxcover shoot Sunday) Monday morning and drive her to Holly's suze.net office near Malibu. But I feared that Mary might flake and it might rain and that the whole thing would be more exhausting than rewarding.
Mary called me at 12:31 am but I was asleep.
She emailed me: "I'm staying at Kendra's."
Kendra Jade and friends will be on the Wankus show on KSEXradio.com tonight.
Though I emailed Mary several times Sunday the address and phone number for Holly and her office, Mary asked me Monday morning to email it again.
Mary invited me to her set Tuesday but good thing I checked with the director who informed me that for many reasons, it was a closed set.
11:04 am. Mary calls. She sounds half-asleep. "We just woke up. I had a very depressing night. I'm totally done with Harold.
"Kendra, are you going to be able to get up?"
Kendra: "I'm fine, dude."
Mary: "I didn't get the best of sleep but hopefully [Holly and Suze] will still think I'm pretty."
11:15 am. Mary calls. "We're leaving here in ten minutes."
Kendra: "Stop talking on the phone and get dressed."
Kendra takes the phone. "Mary's acting crazy. It's frustrating."
Mary yells at Kendra: "Make sure he knows that I'm done with Harold for good and that Tawny Roberts is a liar."
Kendra: "She wants everybody to die. She wants Harold to die. Everybody but for me to die. Nobody in this house can die but everybody else can die.
"Just Tawny and Harold now. Not a vicious death. She doesn't mean it in a bad way or with bad will."
11:25 am. It begins to rain.
11:37 am. Mary calls from the road. "Are you coming to my set tomorrow?"
Luke: "I called Cash Markman. He says it's a closed set tomorrow."
Mary: "No, it's not a closed set. You can come by. They're just saying that because I said that originally because I thought Harold was coming.
"They said it was a closed set because they thought I was going to have a mental breakdown on set because I haven't done a boy-girl scene...
"I've lost so much weight. Last week I was 132. Today I'm 127. At my heaviest, in February, I was 160.
"Kendra's roommate Bobby (Cassidey) is psychotic."
Mary yells them: "Guys, stop fighting. I'm on the phone with Luke. Stop fighting! Stop fighting you two!"
Kendra had a 30-minute fight with her roommate Cassidey (the ex-Vivid girl) this morning.
Mary has a fearsome scream. I fear that she's going to break down.
Mary: "I should just go back to Harold because this is the kind of relationship I had with Harold."
Mary's about to cry: "Can we please go, Kendra? I'm on the phone with Luke. You guys stop it! You guys, stop pulling each other's hair. I might as well get beat up by Harold. I might as well get beat up too.
"Luke, I'm trying to get to Holly and she's supposed to drive me."
Cassidey's dog barks frantically. I hear the two girls smashing into each other and fighting.
Mary: "Kendra's making sure her roommate gets out.
"Kendra's roommate is crazy. She just tried to beat the s--- out of Kendra twice. Of course Kendra wins.
"I think she's jealous of our friendship, like Tawny used to get.
"My rich Jew is supporting me. He's going to fly me to Florida. He's going to take care of me."
I don't think Mary, Kendra and Cassidey finished finishing school.
11:37 am. Mary calls.
I hear Kendra talking on her phone in the background about Cassidey. "I will destroy her life.
"She bit my finger. I told her, I can do that to her, and took a big bite out of neck. Feel good?"
Mary: "Her roommate attacked her and she defended herself.
"I've got this guy in Florida who loves me.
"Do you think Holly will like me? I've always wanted to shoot for them. They've shot a lot some girls I really don't like. They shoot curvy girls."
Kendra, going over her fight with Cassidey: "And you're not going to pick any of this up?"
11:40 am:
HollyRandall: so mary and kendra went to the studio today
HollyRandall: but we aren't shooting, as you know
Luke: I told them to go to the malibu house
Luke: aren't you in Malibu?
HollyRandall: yez, but they went to the studio, according to the phone
call
HollyRandall: will you call mary right now and find out what's up?
HollyRandall: because she should meet my mom if she comes up here
HollyRandall: and my mom isn't always around
Luke: yes, I want her to meet your parents
HollyRandall: you just want a good story
Luke: no, because i care about her
HollyRandall: do you?
Luke: and i want her to succeed in porn
Luke: they're coming to the office
HollyRandall: u are such an anomaly
HollyRandall: when?
Luke: they are on the way, 20 mins
HollyRandall: ok my mom is riding a horse right now i will tell her
"I don't have a scratch on me," boasts Kendra over the phone to Lisa the Lesbian. "I only have a bit finger."
Mary: "I'm so happy but I'm depressed."
Kendra: "I have her by the throat on the ground. Do you want to get up and walk away or do you want to keep going?
"If I get in a situation, where I have to lie for you? The only thing about me that I give a f--- about is that I am an honest person, that I am straight-forward."
12:40 pm. Kendra and Mary call the office seeking directions. They're lost. Holly gets on the line. Kendra's fighting with Cassidey. Mary's babbling about her breakup with Holly. Suze is annoyed and has left. Holly tells Mary to get right up the hill and to hold off on the chatter.
12:50 pm. Mary comes in babbling about Constantine from American Idol. How she hadn't f----- him and wished she had. That she's really horny.
Suze returns and meets Mary, who's booked for March 28. The Randalls normally allow the girl to select her scene partner. Mary booked Ben English, who the Randalls love.
Mary gets on the phone and tells Ben: "I'll only work with you on the 28th if you come and f--- me tonight. Are you single? I'm horny."
Ben explains he has a girlfriend.
1:45 pm.
Mary calls: "Kendra and I will be having a big announcement soon. I can give you a hint -- we'll be going to a state where there's gay marriage.
"Kendra's bitter.
"They set me up to shoot a boy-girl with Derek [Hay] on Tuesday, March 28.
"Holly and I have a lot in common. I have a strange sense of humor and I can see the porn world from the outside. I think Holly and I have a similar sense of personality, humor. Obviously I'm crazier and I drink more."
I'm not sure that's true.
Mary: "I'm attracted to the craziness and the drama. Holly's similar.
"There's a guy on the other line who I am going to f---. His name is Richie. Let me call you back."
HollyRandall: my god
HollyRandall: mary is exausting!
HollyRandall: i have a pic of them two together
Luke: do you literally shoot them on polaroids?
HollyRandall: not anymore
HollyRandall: it's all digital now
HollyRandall: so u guys are having lunch
HollyRandall: they tried to get me to go but i have to work
Luke: no, it is raining
Luke: so i changed my mind
Luke: i felt tired
HollyRandall: well they seemed pretty excited to see you
Luke: they're exhausting
Luke: I want to remain faithful to you.
HollyRandall: pls, i'm not the jealous type
Luke: neither am I.
HollyRandall: liar
Luke: mary believes that you two have a lot in common and I see that.
Holly Randall: Because we both like to drink?
Luke: you guys have a similar sense of reverse cowgirl
Late Monday afternoon, as Holly was preparing to leave, Mark Spiegler showed up with a new girl. As Holly was directing her how to pose, she accidentally threw her $400 digital camera across the room and broke it irreparably.
A klutz, Holly goes through about three cell phones a year but unbelievably hasn't crashed her SUV of six years.
Porn As A Family Business
Nicki Hunter and her husband, Jason Hourne, both work as talent, but they also work a lot behind the scenes at a studio they own. They don't have money problems because Hunter takes care of the finances.
"I am really, really cheap!" she says, "I am a penny-pincher. I use my money for entrepreneurial ideas. I own Xotic Studios, and I am trying to direct for myself. I have my own production company called Xotic Entertainment. I just bought a house; I saved up to buy the studio. I don't go out and buy the newest car. I have a little Hyundai."
At their studio, Hunter often helps the director with behind the scenes, and Hourne is a cameraman and editor.
Surreptitiously Changing Her Man: Moral or Not?
Barb writes Luke:
"Luke, I might, just might, be in love, and this time with a man! (Yes, my parents are very happy, although it has had repercussions in other quarters of my social life.) My man Matt and I get along well and care for one another a great deal, but there are a few habits of his that trouble me, and that I'd like to change.
"To begin with, there's his odd diet. He won't eat any animal flesh. None. His parents were members of a strange cult (the one L. Ron Hubbard founded before he hit upon Scientology, I think) that imagined humanity to be made up of cows or other ungulates or some such thing, and denied him high protein foods even when he was in the womb. To me, this is a form of child abuse, and I'd never put up with that, especially when pregnant (I've got plans - days 12/17 are fast approaching). He says he would more than "tolerate" my omnivorous nature, but I want him to be an active participant in that lifestyle. And even as a vegan, his palate is very limited. So I've been thinking of weaning him off the pure vegan (is that the term?) diet he's on by surreptitiously feeding him animal products in the meals he's asked me to prepare for him. I know I could slip some ground beef or chicken into the lentil soup he favors by presenting it as a Mexican or Peruvian dish, with him none the wiser. Then if he likes it, I can increase the amount of meat until he's basically eating a bowl of chili.
"He'd be mad, but I'd be doing him a favor. I know some people swear by their bovine diets, but Matt is not a robust man. He often find himself in extended episodes of weakness and lassitude that I suspect are caused by an insufficiency of protein in his diet, so really, I'd be doing him a favor (like the parent who slips necessary medicine into his child's diet). Please tell me that what I'm doing is moral."
Barb, as a orthodox-aspiring Jewish man, I perform many mitzvot, some of which are known to the general public, and some of which are not. Among those that fall into the latter category is the good deed of visiting prisoners in the California Correctional System. Some of these men are evil, but many just found themselves just starting out on the path of wickedness when they got caught (included in this group are many crystal meth users). I visit these men (and women) in prison to offer moral guidance so that when they are returned to society, they can embark upon a path of righteous that will help glorify God above.
But I am not a fool. When I visit them in prison, I always reject the food that I am offered. I have read that the men who work in the prison kitchens do what you propose doing, by adding a certain milky white "secret sauce" of animal origin to the vegan dishes I would order, so I don't ever share a meal with my prison flock. Respect Matt's wishes, keep two sets of dishes (one for your food, one for his), and let total honesty be your guide in dealing with Matt.
Do you have a problem or question? I've got an answer. just_ask_luke@yahoo.com.
Dear Luke:
Fischel is one of my dearest friends in life, a man I've known ever since we were study partners at Lakewood Yeshiva. I have always known him to be a pious man and a pillar of the orthodox community. Somehow he reached his fortieth birthday without getting married. Time moves on, and while the rest of us were marrying Jewish girls, he sort of got left behind. I assumed that he was one of "those people" who just didn't need a woman and let it go at that. (In Yeshiva, he'd do certain sorts of experimentation that led me to believe this.)
A week ago I went out with my wife and six kids to have a nice meal at a kosher restaurant, and what do I see? Fischel with a woman, but not just any woman, a tall goyishe looking blond. But I know that Jews can be blond, so my heart said "Finally, he's found his behsert" and I introduced myself. Long story short, it turns out that she is a shiksa, and he's thinking of marrying her!
Our "circle" from Lakewood days is divided on how to respond. Some want to write him off, but I and a few others are thinking of staging an intervention to break this up. After all, it really cannot work. A Jewish neshama and a shiksa cannot cohabiti happily in the same house, so if we intervene now, we will be saving both many years of misery. My wife says not to do this sort of thing, and urges me to seek broader counsel, lest I do something harmful to the Kehilla.
Luke, I know you've been there and done that. You are a man of the world. What should I do?
Reb X
Dear Reb X: You are right, it all begins with a date. But to answer you fully, I will need to do some research of my own and talk to some of the gedolim within my community. And appeal to the learned of my readers to opine as well. Dear readers, what should this man do? Either comment below or, if desirous of more privacy, write to me at just_ask_luke@yahoo.com
Taking a porn star home to mom
Let's say you're an average, boring middle-class white guy -- maybe an accountant, a salesman, an engineer. You are given the gift of being able to choose a porn star to pursue a serious long-term relationship with.
The only consideration for the purpose of this hypothetical, aside from the given that you find her attractive and want to have sex with her, is that, when you take her home to meet Mom and Dad, she has to be able to comvince the folks that she's a very sweet girl who fits into your middle-class existence.
In other words, based on how she presents herself to them, they won't even remotely think about associating her with porn, stripping, escorting, drugs, etc. To them, she could plausibly pass as a young, attractive, intelligent, white- or pink-collar worker.
Based on personal knowledge or what you've seen in on-screen interviews, which performers do you think would present themselves to dear old mom and dad so that they wouldn't have a clue?
Tara writes: "Julia Ann, Teagan. Those two come to mind, because they don't have 'the porn look'. Their hair colors are normal, they wear a slight trace of makeup when not working, and don't wear 'porn clothes' when not working. I saw Julia Ann at the Venetian sitting in front of a slot machine and she totally blended in as a tourist. I only recognized her when I saw her face."
European porn star Terri Summers writes: "I generally do well with moms, and with andrea's mom I actually didn't even have to say I was a sales woman who travels a lot or something! It might help I bring flowers and chocolate on the first visit, and help with the dishes."
KatjaKassin writes: "I have another question: would you as the average, normal guy consider dating a porn star and accept what she's doing for a living?"
Picman writes:
Dating an active pornstar? No problem. Getting real about a relationship? Not till she's finished with the industry, or just an occasional participant. Taking her home to see mom? The only thing that would bother my mother is me bringing home another shiksa. She so wanted some Jewish grandchildren.
Photographer Lee Carver writes:
Yes, I would/have dated a woman in the industry. Though like some of the previous replies this would be confined to dating. Things like going on vacation, meeting parents, even living together no problem but if we are going to get serious (i.e. married) then I would develop issues.
While I am as a rule anti marriage I am still very old fashioned on my thoughts in this area. If you are going to do it then do it right.
Oh and in as far as other peoples response to always wanting to date a porn star goes Juli Ashton put it best: "At first it is all like 'Hey I am dating a porn star' which is shortly followed by 'HEY I am dating a Porn star.'
Terri Summers writes:
i have to admit im not the jealous person, but sometimes i wish my boyfriend was not a pornstar, when he comes home and his dick hurts cos some girl was wearing a make up sponge. Or she uses teeth while sucking. Then i dont think any woman enjoys hearing, oh i f---ed this 18 year old today, little cute thing, gorgeous tight body..maybe we can use her for our movie. You already can imagine the conversation following that.. i mean i accept, and try to say nothing, but man tough person that can totally separate bussiness from private! And same for him, comments like, you 2 need some privacy? Ah so you like tall muscular guys now? or something along those lines...its not causing any problems, but it sure is hard sometimes!
Nathan blogs: "In my warped, liberal view of the world, a porn star is a desirable girlfriend. When it comes to mariage, I'm a little more picky. She has to be a hot asian porn star, preferably shorter than me, preferably wears dorky glasses like me and preferably has done anal scenes. That way I can brag to my mom that "She likes it in the butt!" Why is it so hard to find that?"
Dating Porn Stars
Porn is merely a job like any other for ladies in the industries; i.e. you saying that a performer is being 'sluttier', is merely a function of the job. And yes, I said 'ladies' because female performers in the industry are like other women who work in mainstream professions. Someone employed in a mainstream job as an admin assistant has a public face and so do porn stars. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a lifestyle. 'Porn stars' like having doors opened for them, etc, just like a 'normal female'.
As for Evan Stone, he's no longer married to Jessica Drake and is dating Syren. Jessica lives with Brad Armstrong.
I'm in adult website marketing (i.e. I promote affiliate programs) and I hate seeing female performers being maligned for their profession. It is inherently sexiest to salute male performers for their exertions while calling the female participants 'whores'. I absolutely hate it.
XRCO Female Performer of Year Noms
Morbid
Thoughts writes on ADT: "Okay, I get it. Some of your personal
favourites got omitted. BFD. Astro, Flash, Bono, Saki, and I along with
over 30 other critics contributed to the nominations. Obviously not every
one of our picks was going to get nominated. You don't see us getting
all bent out of shape about it."
Katja Kassin posts on ADT: "There must be something I do wrong... but who cares, I know I outf--- most girls on the list."'
Skronker writes: "I just think the girls who shoot 100+ scenes a year deserve more recognition than the Jesse Janes who spend more time doing the porno spokesmodel thing."
Dr. Nasty writes: "I'm not a big Jesse Jane follower. I've only seen a few of her movies. But in all of the ones I've seen, she has never done anal, atm, dp, or swallowed. Has she even attempted any of these? If not, I hardly think she should be on that list."
Hannah Harper Back At LA Direct
She was married to its owner Derek Hay (Ben English) and was a part-owner of the agency. Hannah's a Sin City contract girl and is only available for softcore and stills.
Hannah and Derek seemed like an unlikely couple. She is sweet and Derek is brusque.
Photographer Lee Carver writes on ADT:
I have hired several girls through LA Direct and they have always been VERY proactive about getting me with the types of women I am looking for even if the one I originally called about is not available.
On the one occasion the model showed up extremely late and totally unprepared I called off the shoot and informed them of that. When I got my bill for that series of shoots the fee for that girl was not on it.
When I booked a location that was going to be hard to find they informed me of that in advance and kept calling to make sure the women were on time or to inform me of where they were and how long they would be.
Manuel Ferrara Vs Taryn Thomas
Manuel Ferrara writes on ADT: "You guys probably don't care but i just wanted to say thanks to taryn thomas for not showing up today. i'm sure the people of my crew and the guys booked for the scene today were very happy to be sent home. thanks again."
1st Off for all of you in the industry that know what happen between Manuel and I a while ago know that it wasn't a pleasant situation. Sadly enough people were hurt and quit frankly so was I. And this was my reason for my hiatus over the summer. To let the situation cool down b/c I really hate drama...
So... As for my shoot yesterday that I missed... This is the first shoot I have ever flaked on in my life. The only time i miss a scene was when I have been sick and they were canceled. Now I am sure you all want to know why I missed my shoot right? Ok well the night b4 the shoot I went out to get my mind off things. Once I got home to go to sleep I took my anxiety medication and it knocked me out. Since I am still on antibiotics for my bronchitis it put me out. It took my friend banging on my door to wake me at midnight last night.
Look there is no excuse for me to flake a shoot. I am NOT that type of person. After all I was a SPIEGLER GIRL and still am in my heart! But this situation is going to be fixed. I am paying a cancellation fee to Manuel. So he can stop crying like a little baby and leaving me nasty messages!
The moderator Hardware locked both threads, saying: "We're all done, folks. Go over to [Lukeisback.com] or some other "reliable source" for more cheap gossip."
As opposed to expensive gossip? As opposed to the more weighty matters that Hardware allows to be discussed? How reliable are the matters that Hardware allows to be discussed? How does he know how reliable they are? How reliable a source is Hardware?
Gossip is what rushes in to fill the gaps in people's knowledge.
AVN's Mike Ramone writes:
Indeed. As someone who's had threads locked over there, I can safely say yet again that ADT's "no flaming" policy, while perhaps reasonable in principle, is absolutely inconsistent in practice. As you know, they recently locked a perfectly good, entertaining brawl between me and my fave sparring partner, Tod, deleting my response, but leaving his original slam at me intact! Go figure. And then of course, they infamously kicked Jewel De'Nyle off the board a few years ago for daring to tell another poster - oh, no! - "bite me," but somehow saw fit to leave the "K" word posted in another thread, arguing, despite my protests, that it was used in a "joking" manner. Huh?
On top of their glaring inconsistency, the ADT brain trust apparently doesn't understand that public flaming brawls, like the one between Manuel and Taryn, are immensely more entertaining than the lowest common denominator discussions that are ADT's stock-in-trade, such burning topics of the day as (to cite a few current ones), "Julia Bond's Ass is absolutely OUTRAGEOUS," "Scars on Jasmine Tame's boob" and "Best Eve Lawrence bouncing scenes." Very heady stuff, people. Finally, in closing, exactly who does the apparently humorless, self-important Hardware think he is, censoring two big stars like Manuel and Taryn?
The Making Of The American Conservative Mind: National Review and Its Times
George Will writes in The NYT Book Review:
For more than three decades, [Jeffrey Peter] Hart, an emeritus professor of English at Dartmouth, has been a senior editor of National Review. There he has seen, and helped to referee, conservatism's struggles of self-definition. His book is a gossipy memoir leavened by a quick skimming of 50 years of political history. "I confess," he says, "to a fondness for gossip, which, indeed, is a conservative genre. Gossips do not want to change the world; they want to enjoy it."
Naked Came the Vintner
Savanna Samson — her real name is Natalie Oliveros — is a porn star, and a noted one at that. As a Vivid girl, one of the actors whose work is produced and marketed by the goliath Vivid Video, Savanna Samson is a porn celebrity.
She is the star of 25 sexually explicit films, a two-time winner of the Adult Video News Award for best actress, and her work with Jenna Jameson in "The New Devil in Miss Jones," a remake of a classic, won last year's award for the best all-girl sex scene.
"My parents are devastated by my career choices," she said. "What really troubles me about what I do is the pain I've caused them."
Mark Kernes comments on AVN's blog:
Still don't know what fetish impels mainstream publications to refer to actresses by their real names — I don't see the Times' classic DVD reviews adding, after a reference to Joan Crawford, " — her real name is Lucille LeSueur—" — but what the hell; it's got a couple of cute photos of Savanna, and a testimonial from "wine expert Robert M. Parker" that Savanna's 2004 red Italian "Sogno Uno" ("Dream One") is "a very fine wine — awfully good... It was really opulent and luscious and it had a personality."
Bobby Vitale Update
Jeffrey writes:
Bobby Vitale is my favorite straight porn stud performer & director ever! I noticed at AdultDVDEmpire.com that he hasn't been in a new movie in a couple of years. Can you please give me an update on how & what he is doing? Has his family & friends done an intervention for his drug problems & gotten him professional help? Is he still in the porn industry? Will he be back performing & directing in the near future? Have his health, pelvis & urethra recovered from his car accident? Why hasn't he taken any legal action against [Briana Banks]? Does Bobby have a new love in his life?
I believe both Bobby and Briana were doing serious drugs at the time of the accident (in late 2002). According to one story, Briana drove the car straight at Bobby. She was driving his wheelchair at the 2003 AVN Awards and they seemed very sober and close.
What's The Deal With Krystal Steal?
Scotty writes:
Is she done with clubjenna? retired? no more making movies or what? I want to meet the girl but I just moved to miami and she doesnt have and tour dates out here. Also, why did Tawny Roberts fire Devon and what is Devon doing now?
Mary Carey On America's Most Wanted
I call Mary Sunday at 11 a.m.
Mary: "It was awesome. It was from when I was on the Mancow show. Someone who had been on Mancow a lot had been murdered.
"I was watching it last night at Kendra Jade's house. She Tivo'd it.
"They kept flashing little clips of me. It was my first time seeing myself on national television since I've gotten my teeth done and lost weight. It was on Fox at 9 p.m. I think I looked cute. Mancow called me to tell me how cute he thought I looked in it."
Luke: "What's the latest on you and Harold?"
Mary: "It's just drama. I'm getting ready to shoot my boxcover for Legend. I'm five minutes late.
"It's so hard to say. Kendra came over last night. She said, 'Have him get his stuff out.' I was going to do it and then I look at him and I love him and I think, 'Maybe things are going to change.'
"Last night he thinks he caught me talking to another guy on the phone.
"Tell Holly or Suze that I want to come in to take some test polaroids. I never got their number. Maybe you could set up a date for me to do it? Pull some strings."
Luke: mary carey wants me to set up an appt for her to come in for polaroids
Luke: she can do it monday or in two weeks...
Luke: can she come in tomorrow? what time would be good? address? HollyRandall:
she'd have to come up to the office
Luke: is it ok if i come with her?
HollyRandall: lol sure
Luke: k, we might make this a grand trip, she asked me to come, bla bla
Luke: how much make-up should she have on?
HollyRandall: well, not too much
HollyRandall: she should look decent but don't overdo it
HollyRandall: i need to see her for how she actually looks
HollyRandall: but make sure she wears high heels
Luke: you better treat my bitch with respect
HollyRandall: ok gansta luke
Luke: da hoe only works with me
Luke: or i'll get in your grill, hollydogg
HollyRandall: omg you almost sound authentic