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Nikita Denise: 'I'm Calling My Lawyer'
On Friday, I wrote: "Nikita now looks great, much better than a year ago when she was passed out on the floor outside the AVN show."
At 1:37pm, Sunday, she phones me: "This is Nikita Denise."
Luke: "Hello. How are you?"
Nikita: "Did you get message from Ava Vincent [asking me remove the sentence at the top of this story]?"
Luke: "Yes."
Nikita: "So please take my name off. I don't want to be on any website. I just want to hear if you are going to do it or not."
Luke: "No, I'm not."
Nikita: "No, you're not. Then I'm calling my lawyer. Thank you."
Video Team's Alexis Amore Party At Basque
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I arrive at the party (1707 Vine St at Hollywood Bl) at 9:40 pm. There are no porners but Erika Kole and Rusty Nails.
A porner got a letter Saturday from Vicky Vette's late husband Frank. It says that by the time the letter is read, he'll probably be dead.
I didn't realize he intended to kill himself. I thought he accidentally overdosed on drugs.
Jill Kelly has moved away from her husband Corey Jordan and to Las Vegas and bought a house.
Annie Cruz and Crissy Cums find out they are not on the list to get into the party so they leave. They're accompanied by David Santiago and one of the Nasty Boys (who have a show on VH1).
Outside Basque, I spend almost 20-minutes chatting with Aaralyn Barra. She comes to the party with Ray from PornValleyNews.
Aaralyn Barra's MySpace page. Aaralyn's agent is Fresh Talent Management.
She was born April 24, 1985 and lived in the former Soviet Union until she was 11 when she moved to Philadelphia.
On her MySpace page, she says she wants to get married and is taking applications.
In porn for six months, Aaralyn has done 54 scenes.
Luke: "What prompted you to get into the Adult industry?"
Aaralyn: "The need for fame and money."
Luke: "What were you doing before?"
Aaralyn: "A various assortment of odd jobs. I worked for Foot Locker. I worked as a secretary for a community college."
Aaralyn plans to relocate to Los Angeles.
"I love the money. I love that I get to express myself sexually. I welcome that my aggression is welcomed as opposed to, 'Ohmigod, I can't f--- you in the morning. You're too much for me, girl.'
"I hate that people are so judgmental about bodies. You can't please everyone. There's always something that somebody really likes and another person really hates."
Luke: "How has it affected your personal life and your lovelife?"
Aaralyn: "Surprisingly, it hasn't. I was always promiscuous.
"Dating? I'm more into dating guys who are in the industry. I always start out relationships with guys saying, 'I don't care that you're a porn star.' But a few weeks down the line, you get all these questions: 'Where are you going? How long are you going to be there?' Too much b------."
Luke: "What are the joys and tribulations of dating people inside the industry?"
Aaralyn: "The joys are that they really aren't as jealous and clingy. For the most part, they don't care what you do. On the other hand, let's say I was dating a guy I knew was in the industry and I came up to the set one day and he was there rubbing up on some girl... Even though I know he's doing that to keep his mojo up..."
Luke: "So you can get jealous too?"
Aaralyn: "I can. I think I just contradicted myself."
Luke: "I assume you can only get jealous if you care about the guy."
Aaralyn: "If I really care about someone, I will get jealous. If I don't get jealous, it probably means I don't care that much."
Luke: "If he doesn't get jealous, it means he doesn't care."
Aaralyn: "It's just like that in real life. I don't get jealous easily unless I really care about somebody.
"There aren't that many differences between my regular life and my porn life."
Luke: "How have friends and family reacted?"
Aaralyn: "My mom and dad divorced when I was very young. My father obviously is not in my life. My mom knows what I do. Even though she wishes I would do something else, she was very happy when I gave her the money for a downpayment on a new house. She really doesn't care that much."
Luke: "Have you lost any friends over it?"
Aaralyn: "I don't keep friends for very long. I'm always very busy with whatever I'm doing and friendships have to be nurtured. There are certain friends who understand where I'm coming from and if I don't call them for four weeks, they understand. A lot of people take the fact that I am never around very personally. They take it as though I'm ignoring them."
Luke: "How does that affect your happiness that you don't keep friends?"
Aaralyn: "I have some friends. I'm happy. I'm content with myself. I'm very intelligent. I keep myself occupied."
Luke: "How long do you want to be in the porn industry?"
Aaralyn: "For a few years. In a few years, if I feel I'm ready to direct, I'll direct. Otherwise I'll invest my money in stocks or something."
Luke: "What do you want to accomplish with your life?"
Aaralyn: "I want to make enough money so that I'm comfortable and don't have to worry about anything. I want to provide for my mother. Most importantly, I want a family. I want to be a mom and have Thanksgiving... Careerwise, I'd like to have my own company."
Luke: "Have you thought about how porn is going to affect the rest of your life?"
Aaralyn: "Only for the better. This is an investment in myself."
Luke: "What do you do in your spare time?"
Aaralyn: "Read. I just got done with The DaVinci Code. I'm no longer a Christian because of it. Have you read it?"
Luke: "Yes. Were you Christian before?"
Aaralyn: "Yes."
Luke: "How long did it take you to read The DaVinci Code?"
Aaralyn: "Three days."
Luke: "So you stopped being Christian in the last three days?"
Aaralyn: "Yes."
Luke: "How did you reconcile your Christianity with your pornography?"
Aaralyn: "I don't know how to answer that question."
Luke: "Play with it. Go do something with it. Anything. Were you a regular churchgoer?"
Aaralyn: "I was never a regular churchgoer."
Luke: "Did you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ?"
Aaralyn: "No."
Luke: "Did he ever talk to you?"
Aaralyn: "No, he never talked to me.
"My mother is a Christian. She goes to church. I was never religious. I just believed. It was drilled into my head from the first. Jesus Christ is my savior."
Luke: "The DaVinci Code is a novel. I've met so many people who've said what you've said, yet The DaVinci Code is a made-up story. It's not based on facts. How can it affect your view of anything? It's a made-up story."
Aaralyn: "So's the Bible."
Luke: "How do you know?"
Aaralyn: "How do you know The DaVinci Code never happened?"
Luke: "I know that The DaVinci Code never happened because it has been documented to be a work of fiction."
Aaralyn: "The actual story..."
Luke: "But what it is based on is a fraud."
Aaralyn: "But what about the painting?"
Luke: "There's nothing to it. It's just a story."
Aaralyn: "That's your thinking."
Luke: "It's not about thinking. There's nothing to The DaVinci Code but a story."
Aaralyn: "When I read a certain chapter in the book, I'd go online and find things that I found convincing. The book brought up a lot of ideas. Christianity is somebody's idea. His main point in the book is who decided what was true and what was not true. Who put these things down in writing. In my opinion, the Bible is bulls---."
Luke: "In three days, you lost your religion."
Aaralyn: "The DaVinci Code changed my life.
"I'm reading Angels and Demons now [also by Dan Brown]. I'm not impressed. I stopped reading it after two chapters. I wish I had read it first."
Luke: "What other books changed your life?"
Aaralyn: "Marilyn Manson's biography when I was 13. It made me realize what freaks some people are."
Luke: "Do you like freaks?"
Aaralyn: "I like sex freaks. I don't necessarily like psychological freaks."
Luke: "Are you submissive in your personal life?"
Aaralyn: "No. I'm domineering."
Luke: "Are you attracted to submissive men?"
Aaralyn: "No. I like a challenge. I like to wrestle. I'm strong. I work out. I can do 50 push-ups in a minute-and-a-half."
Luke: "Ninety-five percent of guys are going to be stronger than you [even those who don't work out].
"If you kick a guy's ass, do you still want to have sex with him?"
Aaralyn: "Definitely not. Where that power struggle once was, my interest is gone now. OK, you're just another pussy. Why am I going to waste my time with you?"
Luke: "If you wrestle with him, I assume he's going to get an erection and want to have sex with you."
Aaralyn: "No. I'm pretty rough. If they were turned on by it, I would reconsider my position."
Aaralyn says she's pinned about a dozen guys to the floor. "I don't wrestle every guy I meet."
Before porn, Aaralyn slept with about 60 guys. She lost her virginity at 14 and did another 40 guys before turning 18. From 16-19, she says she in a monogamous relationship with the father of her child.
Luke: "How has it affected you [to sleep with so many guys]?"
Aaralyn: "It hasn't."
Luke: "Come on. It must've. Made you more cynical about men?"
Aaralyn: "Definitely. It's allowed me to read into people more deeply. Most of the time when a guy comes up to me, I already know what he is going to say before he says it. It's made life more boring."
Luke: "It's jaded you."
Aaralyn: "Definitely."
Luke: "What type of men are you attracted to?"
Aaralyn: "Black men and Germans. I like actors. I like men who are sure of themselves but not cocky. I like men who have a job but are not too busy, men who pay attention to me but not smother me. I like men who know where they are going in life."
Luke: "So do you find that in porn?"
Aaralyn: "Oh no."
Luke: "If a guy has something going on, he's not going to be working in porn."
Aaralyn: "I don't plan on having anything longterm with anyone in porn."
She has 36 college credits. She says she first majored in Journalism, then switched to Psychology and then switched to Criminal Justice, then went into porn.
Luke: "Do you like interviewing people?"
Aaralyn: "I do. I should interview you."
Luke: "How do you like being interviewed?"
Aaralyn: "I'm apprehensive. I don't know whether certain things I say may be mistaken. I gave an interview once where I was bluntly honest and people considered it cocky. I reinterviewed to say I was sorry for sounding cocky."
Luke: "You are cocky."
Aaralyn: "You think I'm cocky? I'm not cocky. I'm just confident. Cocky people think they're better than other people. I don't think I'm better than anybody. I'm just damn good."
So, I Aaralyn Barra officially own www.koffeeandcream.com. The site will be launched in early February and it will be SICK!!! I am using everything I have ever seen done in porn and taking it to the nastiest level legally possible. I have a lot of great ideas for the site already but basically its my own take on the famous bang brothers "bang bus" series. Except instead of a bunch of white guys looking for horny young girls... I Aaralyn Barra the horniest of white girls am in my car driving to different locations around the country in search of big black c0ck to fill my insatiable craving. Because as we all know- when the turkey is cut I...prefer the dark meat. So today I shot my first scene for the site which will be used in an "extras" update. I did a super hot POV BJ scene with this sexy ass black Lawyer I know which ended in a very very very special facial. And no I wont tell you why its so special yet. You will have to see it on the site in early '06 (hopefully) But believe me when I say that I rarely disappoint and this one is NASTY!
At 11:15 pm, I walk with Tara to Craven Morehead's party at 6757 Hollywood Blvd (near Highland Bl). It's jammed.
We wait 15-minutes to get in and then leave. I'm home by 12:10 am.
There's a garbled message on my phone. I check my caller ID and dial.
"You're at some other party that's better than this one. Is that what it is?" he asks.
"Who's this?"
"David Aaron Clark."
"I'm sorry I missed you."
"Is this not an A-list party?" asks David. "Is that why you are not here?"
"I was there. I left at 11:15 pm."
"I got there just after. Oh my gosh. And I came out just so I could see you."
"I'm sorry."
David: "I'll live with the bitter disappointment of that."
Luke: "I don't know if I can."
David: "You flatter me more than the girls do these days."
Luke: "You're one of my heroes."
David: "Aspire higher."
Luke: "Did you get any negative feedback on our interview?"
David: "Nobody has the balls to say anything. I was expecting XXXPornTalk to make fun of me. I guess I'm boring."
Jules Jordan and Chico Wang posted on ADT:
Clark, maybe you should have more respect for the people who distribute your movies, so you even have distribution. If you are so happy doing what you are doing, why so pissy and bitter all the time. You are the biggest whiner this business has. How many deals have you lost over your pissing here on adt and abroad? Have some steak and lobster catering on me my friend.
Luke: "Was that Chico Wang or Jules Jordan who wrote that?"
David: "It was both. I know they're buddies. I'll give you a scoop, Luke. They've been homosexual lovers for two years now. Nobody wants to talk about it, but it's true. I swear to God."
He laughs.
"I'm sorry I missed you because I hate these things. I'm sitting here in the corner watching girls who would've turned me on five years ago and waiting for [Brian] Surewood to show up."
Three hours later, David Aaron Clark tells me via email that Ava Rose is the first white girl in years to give him wood.
I've always thought the guy was witty and smart, strong with a smart-ass comeback and probably more grounded than most of the goofy directors in porn. Yeah, he likes to get tortured by malnourished Koreans but at least he's up-front about his kink, rather than taking the slippery slope into homosexuality that seems to be a rite of passage of men in porn. He's also the one (per Luke) that christened Chasey "the girl with the empty eyes," which is bordering on Picasso painting Gertie Stein as an old lady when she was younger in premonitions.
I hear from another source that AVN's Heidi Pike Joy appears to have lost about 100 pounds and has a new man in her life. She chats at Basque with Video Team's Christian Mann.
From the New York Post:
February 5, 2006 -- SOCIALITES who shop at the A.S. Parker boutique on Madison Avenue may find themselves portrayed in an upcming series of porn movies called "Trust Fund Sluts."
Andrew Parker - the preppy owner and designer of the A.S. Parker line - has a girlfriend, Heather Pink, who happens to be a porn star. The buxom blonde stars in such carnal classics as "Ultra Vixens New York City" when she's not working in Parker's shop.
Pink says she plans to produce and star in the "Trust Fund Sluts" series, which is "based on real socialites whose names I can't mention, but if you watch the movies you'll figure out who they are," she said.
Never Again
HollyRandall: i'm exhausted!
HollyRandall: i don't ever want to shoot without an assistant ever again
HollyRandall: i just finished about 1/2 an hour ago and it's almost 10!
ok i'm going to take a bath
Luke: How did the Aimee Sweet shoot go?
HollyRandall: It went pretty well... but enormously hard to do without
help, plus the rooms in my house are so small that they're impossible
to light correctly. But I edited everything last night and I did get some
really awesome shots. I shone a Speedo through a piece of wood with irregular
oblong holes cut through it so it threw patterns all over the wall and
all over Aimee. I'm going to have it processed as tungsten film shot in
daylight, which will give it a cool, ethereal blue cast. The bathtub I
shot with a ring flash, and I'm going to discard the color profile and
make it black and white. I had to pin black duvateen to the wall behind
the bathtub because you know that grate and candle holder above it-- comes
out distracting and really annoying on film. Then I shot her outside in
my overgrown creepy looking alley wearing my prom dress from senior year
in high school, LOL. I'm going to mess with the colors and try to make
it look cross-processed. The other two I think I'm keeping the colors
normal-- a corset against blue drapes (my least fav, probably because
it was the first one of the day) but I used the wind machine so I did
get some good shots. I also got some really pretty headshots in the upstairs
guest bedroom, just against a white wall with nice lingerie and a touch
of a hairlight, which really brought out the red in Aimee's hair. But
I brought way too much equipment, clothes, and props that it's going to
take me 4 trips back and forth to the studio to get everything out of
my house. Plus I hurt from carrying crates filled with lights-- the crate
of ring flash equipment must've weighed 50 pounds and it banged against
my thigh as I walked and now I have a bruise from it. My back is killing
me from holding the camera; which is enormously heavy by itself with the
70-200 lens (and the image stablizing feature for some reason increases
the weight) plus the weight of the ring flash really killed me. OK I'm
done complaining.
Life and Death on Fringes of Medicine
Erica and Clive McLean turned to alternative therapy to beat his cancer, but he died. Still, it’s a practice gaining widespread acceptance.
Clive McLean died March 29 of kidney cancer that had spread to his brain. The therapies for which he and his wife had paid so dearly — using up much of their savings and forsaking traditional cancer treatments that might have prolonged his life — were useless, doctors say.
Erica McLean says she has shared the details of her husband's experience with the L.A. County Sheriff's Department. Acting on her complaint, the sheriff's office recently completed an investigation into the actions of [David] Chuah and Feline Butcher, a Los Angeles nutritionist with a large celebrity clientele who often works with Chuah.
Mary Carey Update
I call her Saturday night.
Mary: "I was in Chicago for four days. I was on Mancow's show for four days. I had a great time. One day the rapper guy from Lincoln Park, Mike Shinoda, was performing live. America's Most Wanted was taking Mancow's show to help find someone who was on the show.
"They just left me on air with all the other guests.
"Mancow asked me to come back and cohost for a week in a month or two.
"I had a big fan of mine, he's married, he just paid for Harold and I to go around Chicago and go to a bunch of clubs. I didn't even have to hang out with him. He just wanted to meet."
Luke: "How's [Mary's boyfriend] Harold?"
Mary: "I don't know.
"We're at the gym. I just did some cardio. Now I'm going to lift some weights."
Luke: "You didn't get into trouble in Chicago?"
Mary: "No. No police were involved. I was really drunk in Chicago. I fell down and cut my face a bit but it's all better now.
"I love everyone at Legend. It's much more fun there. I used to go to the Kick Ass office and skip around but it was never as much fun as the Legend office, which is one big party. Everyone's party. Way cooler cars. Jack [co-owner] likes basketball a lot.
"Kendra Jade is going on Howard Stern Tuesday morning. She wanted me to go but I'm going to wait until I'm runing for Lieutenant Governor and I have a movie out and I have more things to talk about.
"I haven't seen Howard since August. I've lost a lot of weight since I saw him last.
"Today [Howard and Mary] were getting along. And then we got in a fight. Now we're kinda getting along.
"He gets mad because I'm really messy and spend my money on stupid things. He says I'm unorganized. He says I'm a bad girlfriend. That I flirt with too many guys. That I talk to too many guys.
"He got mad at the Mancow show because Mancow said he wanted to cheat on his wife with me. He got jealous.
"I guess I'm a bad girlfriend sometimes. I haven't really cheated on him."
Luke: "How would you feel if he cheated on you?"
Mary: "I'd probably kill him.
"I'd be really mad. I'm really bad like that."
Luke: "You're very jealous."
Mary: "Yeah. But if a guy gets mad at me, I think, 'Why is he so jealous?' But I'm a jealous girlfriend. I guess I'm a hypocrite."
Mary's deal with VH1 to do a reality show with the XXXChurch was cancelled. She wasn't ready to quit porn.
Mary: "Legend has me signed up with a mainstream management company who's going to help me get a reality show, hopefully running for governor. On the other one, I wasn't willing to do the sacrifices they wanted me to do."
Luke: "Why do you stay with Harold?"
Mary: "Because he's cute. He has a really big penis. And he puts up with a lot. He lets me be me when I'm public. A lot of boyfriends wouldn't let me be loud and obnoxious and dance around. He just gets mad at me for really bad things. He gets less mad than most guys. I'd like to get a guy who had lots of money and paid for things but then I wouldn't like them and I'd cheat on them. I'd rather have someone like Harold who I like. I get bored with other guys. He's one of the first guys I'm not bored with.
"I'm going to do sit-ups now. I hate working out. You liked me fat, right?"
Luke: "Either is fine with me."
Mary: "Harold and I were watching old news clips of me today. He was telling me how fat I was a year ago. I thought that was mean.
"Are you going to watch my new movie?"
Luke: "I don't like to watch porn."
Mary: "I don't like to watch it either. I like to watch the acting. I tend to rent pornos at hotels when I'm drunk.
"Dr. Dre's friend is having a party tonight, but I want to stay sober tonight. I was sober yesterday. I want to stay sober until Wednesday. Maybe I'll go to the [Alexis Amore] porno party. Will there be porno press? I like mainstream press too. The porno press is fun. But it won't be fun anymore because everybody already saw me in Vegas and saw how much weight I lost. I look the same as I did. I'm not exciting anymore.
"I think I'm going to dye my hair brown. What should I do different? What should I change? I want to change something. Then everybody has something to talk about again. I've already changed my teeth."
Luke: "I like you blonde."
Mary: "There's nothing to change about my nose.
"Are there free drinks [at Amore's party]?"
Luke: "I don't know."
Mary: "Before I got into porn, someone told me about your website and I used to read it. You had things about when Jenna and Nikki Tyler danced together.
"You've been talking to crazy girls for ten years. Do you think porn stars are crazy?
"I don't consider myself a porn star. I haven't done that much porn. I know that to the general public that's what I'm viewed as.
"This past month I've been liking porn. For the next month, I'm sure I'll be depressed and hate it."
Tawny Roberts's Boyfriend Fired Devon?
Tawny and her boyfriend are forming a new production company.
Roger Pipe writes on ADT: "In the end I should have stuck with "Wow, did that suck" and saved myself the time."
Porn & Penis
The problem with having a small penis in porn is the visual aspect of it all. If a guy has a long penis, then it's easier to put enough space between the guy and the girl so that the camera can film the penetration. If his dick is too short, then in order to have it in the girl, his entire body must be pressed up against her because the length of his penis doesn't allow for enough space for the camera to catch the action. Does this make sense?
But let's not forget this is porn, not real life. I once dated a guy with a huge penis and it was the most boring sex ever. Then I dated someone with an average-to-small sized penis and the sex was phenomenal. Plus if you have a big dick there is no way I'm letting you in the back door, if you know what I mean.
Stop being such a wimp. I found your crying dribble mildly infuriating. I like your coverage of the citadel of western civilization that is called adult entertainment, but it all becomes too much when you realize what a fragile ego the reporter is. You reign as god over these people if you wield your power correctly. Don't give in, crush all those who would stand in your path. Good luck dude, I know it hurts.
Jack writes me: "I have noticed that whenever Holly is around you become really funny. Go through your site and see. The moment Holly is mentioned you become a comedian."
D. Wise Responds To Dick Delaware
Delaware wrote to Lukeford.com 1/31/06:
My cell phone is at my brothers house. I have news that took place at AIM yesterday with D. Wise (black talent) and myself. I saw This pimp looking guy with a DW gold chain and I realized he was the guy that was f---ing my girlfriend Layla and showing up at parties with her while her and I were going out and having problems. I confronted him and he pleaded with me and insisted that I had the wrong guy and that he didnt know who she is. He was scared and would not leave AIM beacease I told him I will C U outside and I waited 4 hiz ass outside and parked down the street to wait for him to exit AIM. He and all the employees at aim were looking for me and he never left AIM so finally left as I couldnt beat him down at AIM in front of all those witnesses. D. Wise should be careful whoz girlfriend he f---s and takes to a PORNO party. He was seen by Brian and confirmed by Scott Lyons to have been at more than one of thier parties with Layla during that time.HE FINALLY GOT PUNKED YESTERDAY!! ihope u can print that
D. Wise responds:
If you can PLEASE PRINT this response............ AS FOR f---ING HIS GIRL,,, I called my very good friend Scott Lyons to find out who she was.Because quite honestly I have f---ED ALOT of PORN Girls.....At one time I remember Brian telling people at parties that as far as he knew I had f---ED more porn stars OFF camera than most did ON.......... Especially the ones who did not do interracial scenes... Anyway,Scott proceeded to explain who baby girl was.When I caught on,ALL I could say was that was THREE f---ING YEARS AGO... That's why I didn't remember..As for the f---ing I gave her it must have been GOOD,For him to be mad after all this time.Or she must have brought it up to him in the context that it was a lasting memory.....Now to address the so called PUNKING,I got..KNOCK IT OFF WE practically left around the same time.I got out of the testing chair.He was walking out Alicia gave me a short scoop on money,then I went out...Little did he know I had my boy out side before him and watched him bounce right away in a white pick-up..All that gangsta s--- can be saved.......He ain't on it like that.I gave him my back after telling him very clearly He had the wrong dude.......As it turns out,He didn't but that is besides the point.The point really balls down to,if that was his girl,she wasn't for the few times I was rocking with her........She told me nothing about having a man,And I asked no questions,Ya feel me???????Lastly about the other s--- he claims I am,That should be nothing new to anyone in this business who knows me,ALL THE f---ING CLOWNS IN THIS BUSINESS WHO FEEL I TOOK THEIR GIRL or MIGHT TAKE HER,USES those same bull-s--- no-fact based rumors to try to get OVER on the GIRL... I NEED NOT MENTION NAMES most of them print s--- here,so check the archives.........All are trying to get some PRESS.....Now this is the first time I have posted here, All I have to say is,My name is D.Wise I am shooting lines called CHASING WHITE BOOTY, Latin Booty, MILF Booty,Black Booty,and Asian BOOTY,so all the REAL porn dudes send me your girl so I CAN f--- THEM TOO. That's What's UP
Porn star turned bank robber has new role: fugitive
Eric Hsu writes 2/4/06 for the The Record of Bergen County, New Jersey:
Joy Marquart, 30, once an in-demand porn star named "Farrah," pleaded guilty last year to charges of taking more than $48,000 from banks in five Bergen towns. Marquart had impersonated customers and passed fake checks to withdraw money until a teller recognized her driver's license as a fake.
She was scheduled for sentencing Friday morning but Bergen County Superior Court Judge Patrick Roma issued a warrant for her arrest Thursday after she failed to show for a pre-hearing appointment. She also missed Friday's sentencing after promising her lawyer she would fly in from California, where she has been staying.
Late Friday, Marquart said that she was back on the East Coast and just needed time to collect herself.
"I'm back in New York and will turn myself in in a week or two," Marquart said during a brief phone interview. "I just wasn't prepared to go to jail right now. I never thought I would go to jail."
The End Is Near
AVN Editor Mike Ramone writes me:
You write, "Blurred moral boundaries allow one to do porn."
Luke, your stuffy, Victorian morals, derived from a myth-based belief system originated by human beings - ignorant human beings by today's standards - thousands of years ago, are really quite laughable - and passé. You really are a man out of time. "The Bible, it seems certain, was the work of sand-strewn men and women who thought the earth was flat and for whom a wheelbarrow would have been a breathtaking example of emerging technology," writes Sam Harris in The End of Faith. How can anyone with a working coherent mind take the Bible and its moral code seriously?
You remind me sometimes of those religious lunatics standing on street corners, railing against the alleged sins of society, wearing placards saying "The End is Near," drawing nothing but well-deserved derision from passers-by. And again, you also remind me of another passage from The End of Faith: "Any person who lies awake at night worrying about the private pleasures of other consenting adults has more than just too much time on his hands; he has some unjustifiable beliefs about the nature of right and wrong." Lighten up, will ya pal?
Farrah Didn't Show Up To Her New York Sentencing Hearing Friday Morning
The judge is not happy and there's a warrant out for her arrest.
If she gets pulled over for a traffic violation, she'll be extradited to New York.
Farrah had told her lawyer that she was flying back to New York for the sentencing. She said she had booked a ticket for Thursday night, Feb 2.
I last spoke to her December 17, 2005. She sounded like she had things under control and had plans for capitalizing on her fame. I believe she was living in the Bronx.
Farrah was in California in January but now says she's out of state. She has a tough judge who could sentence her to three years in prison. Farrah is expecting at least a year of prison.
Ben tips me off to this Craigs List posting from Los Angeles Jan 27:
XXX AULT FILM STAR "FARRAH " INCALL TONIGHT!!XXXX - w4m
XXX ""PORN STAR"" FARRAH INCALL TONIGHT XXXX ONE NIGHT ONLY FARRAH AULT FILM STAR OF OVER 200 MOVIES 34 DD+ 34 DD+ 34 DD+ 34 DD+ AVAILABLE RATES ARE LOW TONIGHT ONLY
this is in or around COSTA MESA
Farrah wanted $800 a pop.
I don't believe Farrah has made any porn movies in about six years.
The faster Farrah turns herself in, the better for her with her sentencing.
How did the porn star Farrah become the bank robber Joy Marquart?
Blurred moral boundaries allow one to do porn, and once you've done porn, moral boundaries blur more, so that you find yourself living in a world with few boundaries. Polite society ostracizes porn people even as they use porn.
Traditional moral controls such as fear for one's reputation, desire to build a good reputation, fear of shaming one's family, friends and community, diminish when you do porn. Sexual boundaries also dissolve and people do things they'd never contemplate before.
"It puts you in a crooked mind," says Farrah. "It puts you in the mind of easy money. It wasn't easy for me. I didn't know how to save it. I didn't know how to make it."
In some ways, the post-robbery days have been the most exciting of Farrah's life. She's never had so much media attention.
I understand that Farrah did not feel ready to go to jail today. She wants to have some money together, her head together, and a new dress and a new coat.
Farrah plans to turn herself in within the next week or two. She expects to serve a year. She may serve more than three.
She calls at 12:52 pm Friday. "You write about my dramatic lovelife. I've decided to cut out all the drama and ---- all the Kurt Lockwoods. Nikita Denise and I are going out for two weeks. She's my girlfriend along with Syren and a make-up artist. You can write about that. We were both at the Expo. She was signing for Club Jenna.
"I was talking to somebody in the industry and he had read that you and I are going out. That you wrote about it on your site.
"I don't think so."
Luke: "Are you primarily heterosexual or are you an angry dyke now?"
Ava: "No. I still have to have some male sex. I don't really care."
Luke: "The longer women stay in the porn industry, the more likely they are to become lesbians. Because you have to deal with so many sleazy guys, it turns you off men."
Ava laughs. "There's my wife [Nikita] on the other line. I have to go."
Prosecutors Say Sizemore Failed Drug Test
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Prosecutors accused actor Tom Sizemore of failing another drug test and of getting thrown out of a drug treatment program for arguing with another person.
I wonder if Adam & Eve is re-upping their deal.
Scott Fayner Says Lexi Marie Is No Drug Addict
Oh boy howdy have the loose lips been flapping away as of late concerning one Lexie Marie and the recently erroneous song and dance that’s been brewing over her sudden departure from Vivid and an alleged hankering for drugs that’s got her knee-deep in the narcotic game with no end in sight.
Holly Randall says Friday: "We shot her yesterday and she was as she had always been before -- sweet, professional, sexy, and most certainly sober."
Chatting The Day Away With Holly Randall
HollyRandall: why don't you take your friend to Chinatown?
Luke: good idea
Luke: she's my sister. she's my daughter.
HollyRandall: wait, what are you talking about?
Luke: a line from the movie Chinatown
HollyRandall: oh sorry never seen it
Luke: Do you like plays? Neil Simon?
HollyRandall: actually, i'm not a huge play fan
Luke: Neither am I.
HollyRandall: i prefer musicals, opera, and ballet
Luke: Good, that'll save me $50.
Luke: Rob Spallone will pay for me and a date to see a Neil Simon play
starring Herschel Savage...
HollyRandall: then how would you be spending $50?
Luke: I guess it would not.
HollyRandall: hey
you like my pic of Sunny Lane?
Luke: I love that pic
HollyRandall: ok can
i show you a headshot of Naudia Styles? i got a great pic on her but
she's topless, i warn you
Luke: I wont look at her breasts, no matter how luscious they appear
Luke: perky nipples
Luke: how did you get 'em like that?
HollyRandall: the girls are always so turned on around me their nipples
are always hard
HollyRandall: i'm nervous about shooting tomorrow
Luke: why?
Luke: Ahh, because it is the Sabbath.
HollyRandall: no because i haven't lit anything myself in over a year
HollyRandall: my assistants always do it
HollyRandall: and now i'm doing everything on my own and i want to do
some experimental lighting
HollyRandall: and i'm nervous that it's going to look like s---
HollyRandall: i'm shooting Aimee Sweet for fun
HollyRandall: for the first time in years
HollyRandall: i'm actually doing photography for the reason i got here
in the first place-- for the love of it
HollyRandall: we'll see if i still love it by the end of the day, LOL
HollyRandall: i don't have a set schedule, i don't have to get any magazine
sales out of this or even shoot explicit stuff
HollyRandall: just whatever i feel like and come up with
HollyRandall: but what if it all sucks?
HollyRandall: what if i've forgotten how to light?
HollyRandall: i'm even renting extra equipment for the day
Luke: sounds like an opportunity for growth
HollyRandall: yeah that's part of the reason i'm doing it
HollyRandall: to break away from my mom's style a bit
Luke: stretch
Luke: spread your wings, learn to fly again, learn to feel so free.
Luke: So take these broken wings
HollyRandall: here we go, into a bad song again
HollyRandall: do you live in a musical?
Luke: it slipped out
HollyRandall: doesn't it always?
Luke: i got swept away
HollyRandall: oh you
Luke: I must be stern.
Luke: and strong.
HollyRandall: what song is that?
Luke: no song, just my motto.
HollyRandall: i read another passage in Hemingway last night that reminded
me of you
Luke: where he blew his head off?
HollyRandall: i picked lemons for you
Luke: yay
Luke: I'm racking my brain to think of something I've done for you lately.
Luke: Give me a few more
Luke: hours
Luke: Oh yeah, I went to my Holly Randall Anonymous meeting. Quite a crowd
of guys.
Luke: I said I had gone a week without mentioning her name on my site...but
then I broke down.
HollyRandall: you are so ridiculous
Luke: There were 60 guys in the meeting, some going back to highschool.
Luke: will you take your breast-fed babies on set with you?
Luke: I can see you waddling around the set until just before you give
birth
Luke: "Gotta provide for the family," Holly thinks.
HollyRandall: yeah i probably will shoot until i'm too pregnant to do
it
Luke: as you should
HollyRandall: yes i'm sure you believe a pregnant woman should be shooting
porn
Luke: and get your kids to help with the boxcover after they've done their
homework.
Luke: hold the C-light closer, son.
HollyRandall: BTW nice banner at the top of your site
HollyRandall: i love working up here at the ranch
HollyRandall: amber
just took some pics of me with one of our horses (Decimus) that came up
to the office and stuck his head in the door
Luke: feeling the breeze under your skirt
HollyRandall: no you sicko i'm wearing jeans
Luke: want to see a photo of my pee pee?
HollyRandall: because my mom got him for 1/10th of the price
HollyRandall: yes please
HollyRandall: that would be great
HollyRandall: ya freak
Luke: i hate it when you call my bluff
Luke: you look so wholesome in that pic
HollyRandall: i'm as wholesome as apple pie, baby
HollyRandall: good god i just found a really silly of pic
of me and Lacie Heart
HollyRandall: i'm just going through all my pics off my digital and changing
them to 300 DPI so i can print them for my photo albums
Luke: now I can return to gazing at you and rubbing one out
HollyRandall: oh stop it, : rub one out to Lacie, she looks great
Luke: I love that photo...you should be a vivid girl.
HollyRandall: i look ridiculous
Luke: We could work together.
Luke: The three of us.
HollyRandall: who is Farrah?
Luke: I want to do pregnant videos with you. Holly Randall: Ready to Drop.
Luke: check my site
HollyRandall: oh great
HollyRandall: do i really want to read this?
Luke: It's not all about you Holly. I meant to read my site to see the
top story on Farrah and the link to her profile.
Luke: You'll always be my queen.
Luke: And I'll always be your Aslan.
HollyRandall: oh thank goodness
HollyRandall: there's a great candid of me from the brea bennet/daisy
marie shoot where i'm dancing with a big bottle of lube and baby wipes
HollyRandall: i
just found a great pic of my dog
HollyRandall: the title of it should be "Just like mommy"
HollyRandall: i've told you actually likes alcohol, right?
HollyRandall: if you leave a cocktail (something in a glass with a wide
rim) on a low table, he will drink it
HollyRandall: i've gone to the bathroom before and come out to see poe
on my coffee table lapping up my apple martini
HollyRandall: did you know that this [Malibu] office used to be a "church"?
HollyRandall: my dad just showed me a pic of it from way back, with a
facade of stained glass windows and a cross
HollyRandall: there was a guy who lived here before who ran a church called
"The Church and National Academy of Metapathics"
HollyRandall: Metapathics means "beyond pain" apparently
Cam writes:
I love that photo of Holly & Decimus. It's purely sweet. And what a gorgeous backdrop!
That photo of Sunny is stunning. She gets prettier and prettier in her photos. I met her last year at the Pasadena show and she was just as pleasant and darling as she could be. Holly's photos make the models look so radiant and golden.
James Avalon Booted From Red Light District
His features for them flopped.
Double-Dating With Rob Spallone
I call him Friday morning. He's sitting at home watching Jerry Springer.
Rob: "How's your ex?"
Luke: "Which one?"
Rob: "The one you were telling me you were in love with."
Luke: "I'm sure she's fine."
Rob: "I'm writing this for my website.
"Look at my beautiful girl (26yo) running around the house naked.
"Come say hi to my friend Luke. My buddy."
Luke: "How is Rob treating you these days?"
Aurelia (a beautician): "The best."
She says she's known Rob for three years.
Aurelia: "I just wanted to say hi. Here's Rob."
Rob: "You don't want to talk to my friend."
Aurelia: "I have to get ready."
Rob: "You have to do my nails first."
Luke: "Do you find it difficult relating to a woman 16-years younger than you?"
Rob: "I'm still twelve. She's older than me."
Rob insists she's not an ex-porn star.
I wonder if she worked under "Cameron Cane."
Luke: "Do you guys have a good love life?"
Rob: "That's all we do."
Luke: "Are you able to express your affection?"
Rob: "Express my affection? In what way?"
Luke: "Show her how much you care."
Rob: "She knows I love her."
Luke: "How do you let her know that you love her?"
Rob: "I let her breathe."
Luke: "What did you do for her on her birthday?"
Rob: "I took her to Palms Springs for the weekend."
Luke: "That's nice."
Rob: "I'm a nice guy, Luke. You got a bad impression of me. What's your line? 'I'm misunderstood.' Yeah, I'm misunderstood."
Luke: "Did you bring her to the AVN show?"
Rob: "Of course."
Luke: "Why have you never introduced us?"
Rob: "I'll take you to lunch this week."
Luke: "How's your back?"
Rob: "Horrible. It's my sciatic nerve, right down to my ass, but my girl massages me."
Luke: "What can you do for it?"
Rob: "Nothing but rest. How's your scooby-doo van treating you?"
Luke: "It's barely working."
Rob: "What are you going to do?"
Luke: "I'm going to be a big success and get a new car."
Rob: "You're full of it. Luke, you don't care about money. That's the last thing on your mind."
Luke: "I'm a failure in that respect."
Rob: "Next time you go to one of those Jewish coffee house things, me and my girl are going to come with you. We'll help you meet girls. I'll let you date my girlfriend.
"She's yelling, 'What did you say?'
"I think she'll fall in love with you. That's why I won't introduce you. You'd sweep her off her feet."
Luke: "Does she like writers?"
Rob: "I don't know. She's very young. I don't know if she knows how to read."
Aurelia: "Like you do."
Rob: "I'm buying a book today -- Curious George.
"My girl is getting dressed right in the middle of the living room. She just put on a pair of pants with no underwear."
Luke: "How big are her breasts?"
Rob: "They're like a D."
Luke: "Natural?"
Rob: "Yeah, they're natural. You want to see 'em?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Rob: "I'm going to show them to you.
"Come on, honey, for me? I do everything for you.
"I guess not.
"She's standing naked with a pair of jeans on and the pool guy is coming any minute."
Luke: "I want to do Dr. Phil counseling with you guys?"
Rob: "We don't need counseling. Whoa, she's sucking on her own tit right now.
"You're thinking you're a porno chick."
Luke: "Are you going to have kids with her?"
Rob: "Yeah, I'm going to have kids."
Luke: "When are you guys getting married?"
Rob: "Should I invite you to the wedding?"
Luke: "Yeah. I'll be your photographer.
"Have you met her family?"
Rob: "She's from Tennessee. I met the family. I didn't fit in too good. They live in a little town. They were nice. We talked about the horses and the cows and the father's tractor.
"She's getting angry."
Luke: "Do they know you're a pornographer?"
Rob: "No."
Luke: "What did you tell them you did for a living?"
Rob: "That I'm a doctor.
"Honey, could you hand me a cigarette?
"Luke, at 26-years-old, shouldn't she be attacking me every minute instead of me attacking her every minute?"
Luke: "No, because she's a woman."
Rob bellows: "I'm talking to my therapist, hon.
"How many times a day do I get it?"
Rob: "Three times a day, Luke."
Luke: "Do you have to take medication to do that?"
Rob: "No. She says that if I ever took medication, she'd kill me. She says I bother her enough."
Luke: "You must really care about this girl."
Rob: "That's why I'm horny?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Rob: "It doesn't have anything to do with caring, Luke. She's hot."
Luke: "What's your favorite position?"
Rob: "Deep in her mouth.
"I like it when she talks dirty."
Luke: "What does she say?"
Rob: "Anything I tell her to say."
Rob yells: "Honey, later when we do it, could you call me Luke?"
Aurelia: "Sure can."
Rob: "Imagine me, a little city boy, with a little hick.
"Her father's a district attorney and her mother's a doctor. They live on a 290-acre horse farm."
Luke: "What is she doing with you?"
Rob: "I don't know. She could have any guy she wants. She's hot and she's so sweet."
Luke: "How do you spell her name?"
Rob: "L-E-I-A. Because I don't know how to spell Aurelia, I call her Leah."
Luke: "So what do you guys do aside from intimate?"
Rob: "Say it, Luke. From ---- all day?
"We go out. Luke, you know where you should go tonight? Herschel Savage is in a play. He was in one last year and I went. It was excellent. It was Neil Simon. He had a lead role. He was excellent. This year he has a lead role in another Neil Simon play -- Prisoner of Second Avenue at the Pico Playhouse on 10508 W. Pico Blvd."
Luke: "What's your favorite Neil Simon play?"
Rob: "I liked the first one. Luke, you should go to this new one. I'll even pay for your date."
Luke: "Whoa, this is hot."
Rob: "Call up next weekend and I'll go with you and you bring a date."
Aaah, the flakey model. Something we've all dealt with-- my favorite was when a very well known porn star was over an hour late to my set. I called her, and she was SLEEPING. Not only that, but she was annoyed that I woke her up. We told her agent, and he dropped her immediately. If a girl flakes on me once, I will never hire her again.
Da Burglar comments: "Wow, Holly is a "tough as nails" business person, underneath her comely exterior."
Well it's just that we put an enormous amount of money into our productions-- I have my makeup artist, set designer and his assistant, two photo assistants, and a stylist who all count on the model showing up. After we've spent thousands of dollars on building the set, buying/renting the clothes, etc it's just so incredibly rude to not show up. Not only that, but it's a waste of my money and my time and that is most certainly not cool.
Tony Malice writes:
It's true burg, the whores are a dime a dozen 100% expendable. If they flake on you there's another to take their place. There's been a couple times I gave whores second chances and you usually get burned. Julie Night is a good example, Crystal Ray was the same way. Gia Paloma was also a notorious super flake back in the day, in my book. Still love her to death... well minus the wierd hair, jacked up makeup, and big fake boobs.
Gregory Dark's First Big Mainstream Film - See No Evil
Seven feet tall. Four hundred pounds. A rusty steel plate screwed into his skull and razor-sharp fingernails that pluck out his victims’ eyes. Reclusive psychopath Jacob Goodnight is holed up in the long-abandoned and rotting Blackwell Hotel, alone with his nightmares until eight petty criminals show up for community service duty along with the cop who put a bullet in Jacob’s head four years ago. Starring World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Kane.
Tara writes: Rebecca Steele, Lori Lust (showing off her LA Xpress cover), Melissa Sweet, Violet Marclle, Naudia Nyce, Erika Kole, Gianna Lynn, Flower Tucci, April Storm, Rusty Nails, Ryan Knox, Star, Jeremy Steele, Monstar from ContactPornstars.com and a ton of happy civilians, including a cute redhead who took her top off and posed for me.
I was trying to explain to James DiGiorgio a few weeks ago that Holly Randall shot on digital but it still needed to be developed because she shot in raw format.
Holly corrects me: "It's not being developed, it's being processed. Because we shoot a 16 megapixel image, the RAW file is too large for our computers to open the files-- so our guy takes these files and shrinks them down into useable TIFF and JPEG format. He also does a little color correcting and brightening. We've been shooting digital for over a year now."
James DiGiorgio writes me: "As I tried correcting you the night you tried explaining it to me, but oh no, you weren't gonna take my word for it."
Earl Slate (Jasmin St. Claire's Ex-BF) To Marry In Prison
I had a long email discussion with his future bride. She writes:
Earl Slate/Tony is old news now. He would like to forget about that part of his life. I talked to Tony last night but I didn't inform him that I had been emailing you. I did tell him that I had read a column online that you had done about Kianna and him from years ago.And as always he reminds me that that is his past and he would like to keep it that way. Besides aren't you into gossip? Not exactly writing true stories? And I am sure there aren't a lot of Earl Slate fans left out there. It's been a lot of years and porn stars come and go. I am sure you can do what you choose to do, but if you do, please get it correct! The porn industry, along with VERY bad choices ruined this mans' life and he is a good man.
>I've always done my best to write the truth.
If you do tell his story on your website, please don't make him sound like a bad man because he really isn't. Like I said, he made some bad choices. That oesn't mean he should be condemned for life.
>I'm a journalist. I rarely classify people as good or bad.
A journalist usually makes sure that his facts are straight before publishing them, and he just doesn't print everything, everyone says to him. And you might not classify them as good or bad in your columns, but I am sure you have your own opinion of them. I don't know what type of a story you think Tony has. You pretty much have it. I am the hope in his life now and we plan to be married in July. Then we just exist as best we can until he gets out.
>Wow. Marriage. How long have you known Tony? Why are you marrying him? How often do you get to see him? What do you think about porn?
What do I think about porn? Well it's a job. I guess someone has to do it! And in our world sex sells, so its BIG money. I have known Tony for a while now, and I am marrying him because we are good for each other. We love each other and bring out the best in each other. I am his "rock" and he needs that in his life, especially now. I get to see him twice a month.
>Do you get to have sex with him? What's it like?
No sex, just visits in the inmate visiting room. And going into a prison is not a fun experience. You don't get the longer family visits until after you are married. And that is about every 90 days.
>Was it through my blog that you fell in love with Tony? If not, how did you get to know him? Did you know him before he went inside?
I knew Tony long before I ever knew who you were. And not sure what blog you are talking about. I met him since he has been in prison. I met him while doing outreach work for a local church.
>Oh my, you are a born-again Christian?
No I just like to offer my help. I don't get carried away.
>Do you go to church every week? Has Tony accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and savior?
You don't have to go to church to believe in God. And Tony has an AA degree in Theology, so I know that he has studied about God. And I know that he prays but that doesn't mean that we are "Bible thumpers" in any way. We both have very open minds about life and we believe the God listens to everyone and is not judgmental. How about you? Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour?
>No.
> Tony and I were always friendly.
Well it's amazing how I get two different stories. I think mainly that Tony right now is extremely bitter. Because of the drug/alcohol abuse in the porn industry, and his ex (with your help/posting things without facts) cost him a lot of work, and that is what led to his downfall. Granted it was his choice to do what he did, but it was an all around thing. So he doesn't have fond memories of the porn world. And I think right now, to him YOU totally represent that world. Maybe someday you two can be friendly again, but its not going to happen now.
Ashley Blue writes on XPT: "Yesterday, while I was shooting Attention Whores 6, one of the female talent told me about this meeting that all of the Red Light directors/performers get together for after each scene (to have discussions about double vag./load size) that they call "Guts and Glory." I guess they think that they are all the new knights of the Round Table, and Manuel is the new King Arthur."
Mark Kernes: 'The Law Can Be Complicated For Laymen'
While Mark was right to correct my understanding of the word "plurality," isn't it a bit much to imply that he is an expert and I am a layman? Mark was a court reporter but he is no lawyer.
Kendra Jade Meets Holly Randall
Kendra drove to the Randall's studio in Santa Monica Thursday and met Holly and her mom Suze. They all hit it off.
Holly says Kendra reminds her a bit of Jesse Capelli and will probably shoot KJ with her roommate Cassidey Rae later this month.
"Joanna Angel emailed me about coming back to LA," Holly IMs me. "I told we should go out because I think she's a cool chick. I'm going to collect all of your female admirers. Here's a picture of Kendra. She's gorgeous! How do you score with such hot chicks?"
HollyRandall: what'ca doin?
LukeisBack: Hiding
Behind A Woman's Skirts, how are you?
HollyRandall: just waiting for the video to finish
HollyRandall: listening to lexi marie get screwed
HollyRandall: so Kendra is going to be on Access Hollywood tonight
HollyRandall: you gonna watch it?
LukeisBack: i wasn't planning on it
HollyRandall: i thought it was your favorite show
HollyRandall: i know how much you care about Britney and Kevin's marriage
LukeisBack: i IM'd her today and she said a lot of good things about you
guys
LukeisBack: but I'm disappointed she hasn't been reading 'cause she's
just moved into her first house.
HollyRandall: i'm getting bombarded by horny guys
LukeisBack: I've never had that problem
LukeisBack: maybe you could design my MySpace profile et al
HollyRandall: i'd put naked ladies all over it, you wouldn't want that
LukeisBack: I'm going to rape this IM on my site, ok?
HollyRandall: sure
LukeisBack: breaking my discretion rule
HollyRandall: interesting choice of words
HollyRandall: hey shellfish isn't kosher either is it?
LukeisBack: no
HollyRandall: i'm asking because i heard this guy on the radio explaining
the jewish religion to us heathens
HollyRandall: he said you can't eat shellfish because they are bottom
feeders HollyRandall: and they are unclean
LukeisBack: The reasons for the laws are complex and there's no simple
answer
LukeisBack: Laws are black and white. Reasons are matters of philosophy
et al.
LukeisBack: You can't invalidate a law because one believes he has understood
its purpose., which moderns tend to do. Orthodox jews live religiously
as they did 2000 years ago.
LukeisBack: If Jesus returned today, he would be 100x more comfortable
in an orthodox shul than any church or reform temple.
HollyRandall: so what do you want for your birthday?
HollyRandall: besides world peace
LukeisBack: a blowjob?
HollyRandall: hahahaha
LukeisBack: had to try
HollyRandall: i mean something material, that you could use
LukeisBack: a black sweater that would match my undertake suit
HollyRandall: cashmere would be nice, do you own anything cashmere?
LukeisBack: dont think so
LukeisBack: it cant be a mixture of linen and wool, that is prohibited
by the torah
HollyRandall: if i buy you cashmere you can't put it in the washing machine,
it's not a mixure. All cashmere fibre comes from the finest underhair
beneath the thick exterior coat of the cashmere goat living on the frigid
plateaus of Mongolia and China - and it takes the underhair of at least
3 goats to create one sweater. The rarity of this fibre, and the difficult
conditions under which it is gathered, is one reason cashmere is so precious.
HollyRandall: it's also incredibly soft
LukeisBack: like your bum?
HollyRandall: so no washing machine and no dry cleaning
HollyRandall: hahaha!
HollyRandall: only in the sink in cold water with woolite and you lay
it flat to dry DO NOT HANG IT WHILE WET
LukeisBack: what do you want for your birthday? A History of X: 100 Years
of Sex in Film or perhaps my book on American Jewish journalism.
HollyRandall: i'm so excited i can't pick between them
LukeisBack: then there's my producers book
LukeisBack: and my forthcoming novel
HollyRandall: History of X
HollyRandall: oh yeah?
LukeisBack: My Last Shiksa
HollyRandall: that's going to be fun
LukeisBack: It ends at a New Year's party.
LukeisBack: What are you going to sing for karoake?
HollyRandall: I am not singing. No way in hell. I don't sing. Please please
don't try to make me. I will cry if you put me up there.