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LAPD Shuts Down Three Porn Sets For Not Having Shooting Permits

Everyone was sent home by officers of the Los Angeles Police Department.

One set shut down was Robby D's. GFY thread.

Robby D called me at 3:15pm from Digital Playground.

Luke: "What happened?"

Robby: "You guys have to look for better stories, ones with a little more meat to them, or a little more exciting.

"We shoot at a house that we shoot at every day, that everyone shoots at every day. Cops walked up and knocked on the door. I said hi. They said, 'Do you have a filming permit?' I said, 'Not today.' They said, 'OK, you've got to go home.'

"Half an hour later, I was at Rossi eating lunch. That's it.

"They were nice. They were polite. They didn't take any of the equipment, thank God. Because they can take everything. They can confiscate everything. All your equipment, lights, everything. They told me that too.

"It was my first time in seven years to get caught without a permit. The two guys were pretty cool. We made small talk. They said, 'We do this all the time. We bust two or three houses a day. We already did two this morning.'

"He said everyone is so oversaturated, it's really standing out. It's not like a house you shoot at twice a week. You're there seven days a week nowadays. The neighbors are over it."

Diezel Super Motorcross Party Highlights 'Wendy's Hat Trick'

Oliver Bone from BillyGlideXXX.com emails:

Highlights from the Club Diezel party included "a hat trick" for Wendy. Let's summarize the evening:

1. Wendy gets drunk and throws up in an ice bucket!

2. Then she passes out on the couch!

3. Lastly, she gets into fight with 2 other girls in the VIP section!

Oh and I almost forgot than we were escorted out by six friendly bouncers.

All of that with no tequila!

I was outside when someone grabbed me and said I needed to come over to our table. There I found Wendy separated from two other girls by six bouncers. And no, I am not exaggerating.

With the music and all of the shouting it was hard to tell what was going on. After calming everyone down and explaining the situation to the bouncers the girls were asked to leave our table and we agreed to leave all together. Apparently, we had a couple of squatters who sat down at our table.

Wendy was rudely awakened by a drink that was thoughtfully tossed on her to wake her up by the squatters.

Needless to say, Wendy did not like it. No worries though. Everyone had a blast. I have attached some of the pics. Pic pic pic pic pic pic.

Prodigy X's Introduction To Performing

He emails me:

When Jim Powers finally gave me a shot after a few years to do a scene I was Ecstatic. He gave me Johnny Thrust’s Pager # so I called and was booked for a Boy/Girl scene in a big titty video. I was suspicious that the girl would be fat because of all the big titty videos in the store and thought to myself please not on my first Boy/Girl.

Well, the second recent M.T.A. strike was on and I had very little cash so getting there was hard. First I called Bishop for a ride but he was busy and could not come all the way to my area to pick me up. Several other attempts to find a ride were a no-go as well.

I called Johnny and told him that I had to find a special strike bus and maybe catch a cab the rest of the way he told me to come on as fast as I could because Bishop was there trying to take my space. He then proceeded to bash Bishop’s name into the dirt over the phone by calling him a jerk, slime ball, sleaze bag, and a crook among other things. I told him that Bishop was cool with me and that I had no problems with him.

I arrived about two hours after they told me to show up but with what I know about multimedia now I was just on time because they like to book hours early to make sure every one is there. I saw Bishop who was waiting to do my scene as well as L.T., and Byron Long.

Upon further analysis Bishop was in fact driving female talent to that particular shoot and not trying to purposely take my spot as Johnny had indicated. Byron started his scene with Xplosive and knocked it out and then my scene came up. It was my first Boy/girl scene so I was nervous to say the least and they also gave me the biggest most unattractive girl there.

When the camera started rolling the nervousness went away and I got hard for the blowjob with no problem. Then she started using her teeth and I kept telling her not too until she finally bit me. The left side of my head on my penis started to swell but I got through the B.J. and started the first position which was missionary. The pain was irritating and the girl had stubble growing back and was dry down there so the friction was terrible.

In an effort to stay hard at this point I started concentrating on other women. Being that my head was already cut and being stimulated I busted pretty quickly and Jim wanted to take a break which was a mistake because most men have to rest after a nut to get back up but I’m one of those guys who gets stronger immediately after as long as I don’t go down.

We took a little break so that they could shoot a B.J. scene with Arbi. Afterwards we went back for the second attempt I tried to let her ride me but the head of my penis was starting to swell and hurt even worse not to mention that when I went to grab her I lost My arm in one of her folds which really turned me off.

Next we tried Doggy, lets put it this way you have to be hung like Byron to hit that doggy and that’s exactly what happened. Mr. super star Byron Long Had to step in and finish the scene while Jim kept telling me now that’s a pro and smiling. After the shoot Johnny had us come out to give him our information and the girl did not have her A.I.M. test with her. Being that I know she’s probably hasn’t done to much before and she looked like a street hooker I freaked out for a couple of months until my next test.

For a person who’s had very little sex and always exercised the utmost cautiousness when doing so off camera that experience took me to a whole new level. Also remember that the head of my penis was cut. Well what a hell of an introduction into an industry that I’ve long wanted to be a part of. I went home that night with my head hanging down but swore to myself that it was never going to happen again and it hasn’t sure I’ve had a problem here or there like most performers do and trust me I been to quite a few sets but I’ve knocked out some Boy/Girls and Gang Bangs successfully since and I’m not looking back.

Well, needless to say, Johnny never booked me again although he called me once looking for my partner Brian’s phone #. I hadn’t spoken to Johnny in about half a year at the time so I called him the next day seeing if he had anything coming up that I could participate in and of course the answer was no I’m busy right now by (click).

That same day Brian’s telling me that he spoke to Johnny and that according to him I call him all the time almost every day in fact asking him about work even though before he called me I hadn’t spoken to the guy for at least five months. I don’t know if this is true or if Brian’s lying.

Another thing I hear is that I have a reputation around the industry for not keeping wood. How? I had only done two Boy/Girls at the time and there were no problems on the second so how could an unknown performer have a reputation when guys who’ve done as many as fifty scenes don’t have one yet. I don’t know who’s lying in this case whether it’s Johnny or Brian but they’re both known for talking behind people’s backs and smiling in their faces. I really don’t care about someone’s power in the industry. Several people I’ve known have told me to keep my mouth shut because these big time people will crush your reputation. Well I say f--- them because I know that I stand for the truth and not some watered down bulls--- because I’m realness in its absolute most pure form.

I have witnessed a certain individual set up shoots with a total disregard for life and kept my mouth closed about the situation. Although I told him that it wasn’t right and that he like everyone else should consider having the performers tested before hand by A.I.M. he did not listen. Yes even though I knew of this I kept my lips ceiled tight, but I too recently became a foolish victim of the notorious Brian Moore.

On December 20th 2005 I went to the one and only shoot he booked me for and arrived with my I.D’s and A.I.M. test armed and ready. The female talent whom I shall not name told me that she did not have her test on her at that time. Brian told me that her test was only a few days old and that she took a new one. The actress also told me that she had recently taken another test so I proceeded to call A.I.M.

At that moment she interjected abruptly saying that her current test wasn’t taken at A.I.M. but by her personal doctor. This caused a little suspicion but I thought that if the test she had before was all negative and only expired by a few days then maybe I’d give it a shot.

Well I knocked out two scenes with her, a boy/boy/girl and a boy/girl back to back with no problems on my part so in this aspect I was happy. A couple of days later I was still worried so I called A.I.M. and asked for her previous test results. Well they existed but the date she took her test was October 13th 2005 and we shot on December 20th 2005 so you do the math.

Maybe I’m not the smartest guy on the God’s Green Earth, but it seems to me that the test was expired more than just a few days. Out of all the people he’s done this sort of thing to I didn’t think he would be stupid enough to do it to me or that I’d be stupid enough to fall for it. This pretty much seals it for me because no one plays Russian Roulette with my life.

Please guys don’t make my foolish mistake, if any of you hear about or consider working for a Brian Moore or Vision X Video don’t take his word for anything make sure you see the I.D.’s and test with your own eyes or you could be in a world of trouble.

Sincerely Yours, Prodigy X “Positive Energy Activates Constant Elevation”. P.E.A.C.E.!

Lexie Marie Lost Her Contract At Vivid

Lexie had drug problems this past year, which probably led Vivid to not renew her contract.

I don't think she has a drug problem anymore. Derek, her agent at LADirect, is good at cleaning that stuff up.

Scott Fayner posts on lukeford.com: "I'm hearing that Vivid Star Lexie Marie has gotten out of her contract and is today shooting a boy/girl scene for Defiance Films. Sounds sexy. What's more sexy is Lisa Ann is also doing a scene today. I'm gonna be there. I'm excited as hell. Yippee."

Harry writes me:

I see you're giving Derek Hay big props on the site. Okay then. Is this the same company who had six girls flake on a producer in LA in eight days? Is this the same company who despite being given a detailed list of girls and props for each day insisted on phoning the producer the night before every shoot and asking who was booked and what they had to bring? The biggest and best organized? Well sure, but in the world of adult models that doesn't mean a hell of a lot.

12/25/05

Though Derek Hay denies this, I've been told that he demanded that Lisa Ann move Lexie into her new house and keep an eye on her. Lisa said no. "My house is my sanctuary. I don't want a crackhead in my house. I don't want work affiliated with my home."

Derek is supposed to have insisted and Lisa Ann quit.

Lexie has proved highly unpopular with the people she's lived with over the past few months, including various LA Direct girls.

Over the past two years, Derek has built LADirectModels.com into the most powerful and organized talent agency in the business. Derek delivers his girls to sets on time. He's loved and respected by many photographers and producers. His detractors call him a tyrant.

Several porners have asked me, "Why don't you write anything bad about Derek? Are you afraid of him?"

Derek had an incident with Dylan Lauren a few weeks ago. I don't know if Derek hit her car and Dillan demanded his insurance information... Whatever happened, Derek told her to clear her stuff out of his house within five minutes and leave. She did.

It's Derek's way or the highway at LADirect.

12/28/05

Lisa Ann has returned to work as a booker (and talent at) LA Direct.

12/30/05

Gene Ross reports:

Wankus asked about the drama between her and LA Direct of a couple of weeks ago where she left the company. "I needed some time off for the holidays," was Lisa Ann's response. Wankus asked if LA Direct knew about her plans to do that. "It's just amazing," she replied. "I just moved- I'm reading all this- what's going on. Every story was a little bit different. There are some issues in the work place." With all of that said, Lisa Ann admitted she did leave the company. "But I'm trying to be polite." Wankus read that to mean there was a "fall out" but said there was nothing wrong in being mature and trying to work things out. "Things come up some times and things get really intense," said Lisa Ann. "And sometimes we all make decisions. The break was well needed for both parties to simmer things down and work it out. Derek is an amazing businessman."

Fugitive Briton calls police after his wife and baby are killed

A British man whose wife and baby daughter were found shot dead in their home in America has telephoned police to say he has left the country.

Neil Entwistle, 27, an unemployed computer programmer, was involved in internet ventures including pornography websites.

...One such website was www.millionmaker.co.uk, which promised to teach users how to make thousands in the online porn industry. The website, set up in 2002 and registered to Neil Entwistle at an address in Worcester, England, asked for £2,000 for lessons in producing an adult website that would earn "one million pounds in under two years".

Remembering Anna Malle

Jason Sechrest of JasonCurious.com writes:

Wow, this takes me back. So sad. I spent almost the entire weekend with Anna during my first AVN convention back in 1999. I was what she called "fresh meat," a very wide-eyed 19 year old gay boy who had just started working full-time in the adult business a few months before that. She was part of our "group" for the weekend, as I was working the convention with Danni's Hard Drive. It was my job to look after the girls and there was just no looking after this woman. She did what she wanted, when she wanted. She awakened whenever she wanted to, she drank whenever she wanted to, she had sex with whomever she wanted, wherever she wanted -- and she was completely unapologetic about her choices without being a bitch. She made them endearing qualities through her hilarious sense of humor and an unguarded sensuality that I wanted so badly to emulate. For three days, she was my idol and I regret never telling her. Say what you will about the woman, but she was a regular Sally Bowles and she went like Elsie. What a free spirit! Muah! We'll miss you! Come back soon!

Something else I find absolutely fascinating is that she was taken through no direct fault of her own. People would've placed money on Anna dying at 38 from drinking, drugs, HIV, sexing herself to death, suicide, you name it. She did everything she wasn't supposed to do, I'm certain! But now we see it's possible that she could have lived an entirely chaste life, even perhaps a repressed one, and still been hit by a car at 38. It's almost like Anna had the last laugh.

Lainie Speiser writes:

Luke I am stunned, shocked and horrified to hear that my favorite porn star in the whole damn world Anna Malle died so tragically yesterday. But like the beautiful, unique and glamorous people in the leagues of James Dean and Jayne Mansfield, she went out in a blaze of glory. What is it with these car crashes? Honestly I care loads more about this than Princess Di’s car crash.

I met Anna and Hank during my time at Fox Magazine when she was hired as their Stripper Editor. Technically I met her at AVN ’99 when we were contemplating hiring her. I loved her immediately, she wore her hair scraped back and wore a lovely evening gown. She struck me as a young Joan Collins with her gorgeous high cheekbones. And her personality knocked me out. Anna had confidence, humor, class and most of all honesty. We hired her right away and I believe she stayed with Fox for the next 6 years.

I got to hang out quite a bit with Anna and Hank. I loved them as a couple to me it was the must successful romance in porno history. Sure they could fight like mad and more than once Anna would ask me to keep him away from her, especially when he watered-down her Sky Vodka bottle. I liked Hank very much, he too was smart, dynamic, laid back the total ying to her yang. When I went out with Anna and Hank it was a sheer pleasure. They were real people who enjoyed travel, movies, good food, good wine, music and just enjoying life to the fullest. I didn’t hang out with them for business, I hung out with them because genuinely I regarded them as friends.

A lot of people can say Anna was a cartoon character or a bit of a joke. Truth is she was smarter than most of the people I’ve met in this business. She didn’t sugar coat it, she didn’t pretend it was something more than it was, but she loved it thoroughly. I could relate to her, because we both loved porn most of all because it gave us the freedom to be individuals. And Anna Malle was a most wonderful and unique individual. She had a heart of gold and even though I’ve not seen her in about four years I can assure you that I will never ever forget her, and she will always be a big part of my adult industry memories. THE BEST PART.

Luke when I did a reading at the Virgin Megastore late last year to promote Naked Ambition, I chose to read the beginning of the book about a party I threw with Anna Malle. It went over very well, everyone laughed, and not because I’m such a great reader or writer but because of Anna Malle and how hilarious, wonderful and electric she was. Anna in one word to me is just that ELECTRIC. I love her dearly.

Here is my chapter in the book, I think it would be a loving tribute to print a portion of it, the Anna Malle portion on your site.

Now I have to take a walk and smoke a cigarette and let this sink in.

Lainie Speiser writes in Naked Ambition:

Sephardic Porn Peddler

It was truly a scene out of the film Boogie Nights, complete with its supporting actress and real-life porn star Nina Hartely. It was my promotional party for the hardcore rag Fox Magazine, a closing party for the East Coast Video Show. I was proud of myself because all the greats were there -- Ron Jeremy, Jill Kelly, Jewel De'Nyle, Gina Lynn -- and hosted by my all-time favorite porn couple, Anna Malle and Hank Armstrong. At Fox magazine we had our own special schtick: the actual porn personalities were also the editors and publishers. It was a great tool for a publicist, an easy way to keep the media machine going because the girls were in the magazine every month. Anna Malle was the Stripper Editor, a sexy, outrageous, horny and happy woman who adored being the naughty center of attention. One of the reasons I loved Anna so much that it was immediately obvious to all those who met her that she truly was a fun-loving, crazy nympho who was lucky enough to find a forum that would allow her to behave like this and get paid at the same time. For a promoter like me, it is these women whom you most want to work with because they loved what they did as much as I did.

Anna and Hank made the perfect swinging sex couple. She looked so different than the other women in this business. In a sea of blondes, she was dark and exotic with an American Indian lineage. Her high cheekbones, dark hair, caramel-colored skin and wiry, rubberband of body that screamed high energy set her apart from the rest. She loved to f---. She loved men and women, and even in our off-time she always managed to make every occasion a celebration. Hank was the yin to her yang. He looked like a retired football player, big and blond, mellow and likeable. Of course, he also had a humongous cock and whenever anyone in the office happened to have a big banana we would take a pen and write "Hank's Crank" across it. When they came to town we would all be excited and giddy because they were so much fun to be around. "The Malles are coming!" we would jokingly cry, "The Malles are coming!"

My party with "The Malles" was held at a duplex suite in the Sands Hotel and Casino, outfitted with booze, food, a bartender and a big pool table. By midnight the place was in full effect and I could tell even the publisher, Russell Orenstein, was pleased then again what Italian-Jewish heterosexual wouldn't be. The soiree was dripping with tanned, tight bodies which were topped off with big fake tits, their nipples out and proud in their flimsy dresses and halters, standing at attention like a cherry on top of a frosted cupcake. Anna glowed in a Bebe's number, which was really just a very fancy, silky, gold robe with two buttons fastened at the waist, a matching gold g-string and spiky f----me heels. She ran around the place like a squirrel on amphetamines, laughing and talking and charming the s--- out of everyone. At one point, she was hopping about with an empty champagne bucket, begging tips for the bartender who was swarmed by heavy drinkers like flies to a giant turd. "Everyone! Everyone! I just want you all to know that RON JEREMY just put FIVE DOLLARS in the bucket!" She waved the fiver high over her sleek dark head. "FIVE DOLLARS! RON JEREMY!" And of course we all laughed and cheered because everyone in the business knows The Hedgehog is one cheap mofo.

My boyfriend Tom was there, too, taking photos of it all and looking like Jimmy Olsen turned rock star with his black leather pants and ribbed black turtleneck offsetting his shiny blond hair and teenybopper angel face. He took a photo of me and Nina Hartley, whom I gushed at in admiration. The well-preserved, middle aged sex-pot purred and ran her hand inside of the blouse that exposed my midriff. "Ummm…" she said in my ear. "You're soft and smooth like a woman should be." Nina ran her tongue along the outline of my ear and Tom happily clicked away while my face turned hot and red. "Awww, you're so sweet." I said, "Thank you." Anna jumped to join us for a pose, grabbed Tom's leather clad package for a tight squeeze and shouted, "DAMN, HE'S HOT!!!" Then she turned quickly to me. "I hope that's okay, Miss Lainie. I'm just goofing around." I was touched by her good manners and I elbowed her narrow torso. "Oh, Anna. You know you're the only one I would allow a free grope." Tom and I had met on the job. He worked as a copy editor and our big romance, we suspected, was an object of scorn among some of the higher ups on staff. It was one thing to have a fling, but this was an exclusive relationship and we were in love. Tom and I were quiet and discreet about it, but he was coincidentally fired soon after we were spotted by the office manager cuddling on the #6 train at 8:00am. His presence at this party made my boss Russell Orenstein quite uneasy, but I just decided to ignore it. Yeshiva schooling had taught me a few things. The biggest was never to act guilty about anything you're doing, whether it's wrong or right. Besides, there were plenty of provocative nubiles around, treating him like an emperor.

By 2am it was time to break it up. Anna and Hank were going to use the suite to shoot "Swinger Party" footage for their website and possibly to sell it as a DVD. She had her heels off at that point and stood on the glass coffee table. "I want to thank you all for coming! I want to thank Fox magazine! I want to thank Russell Orenstein! I want to thank Miss Lainie for throwing this wonderful party!!" There were claps and hoots among the guests. Then Anna clapped her hands together and said, "Now for those of you who are here to f---, please stay! And for those who aren't, please collect your coats in the upstairs bedroom!" Tom looked hopefully at me, but I quickly dashed that. "Okay Bud, lets go," I said. In the upstairs bedroom Anna and I hugged and I thanked her for being her wonderful, sweet self. Anna, thin and small boned somehow managed to catch me off guard and knocked me over, landing me on the bed, where she promptly jumped on top of me, straddled me, pinned me down and yelled, "YOU WILL LIKE GIRLS!!!!" Of course, she was joking and we laughed and rolled around like kids. Tom took photos and said, "That's what I keep telling her Anna, but she doesn't listen."

Derek Hay (LA Direct Models Owner) Is Ben English (Male Performer)

Kelly writes on ADT:

When you talk about him as the owner of LA Direct Models (aka World Modeling of the new era, no disrespect to Spiegler though), he's Derek Hay. When you talk about him as a male performer, he's Ben English. Either way, he's the same guy and he bothers the hell out of me.

Who is he? Well, as Derek Hay he built up the reputation of LA Direct Models on two fronts: 1. They were the director/producer's best friend due to their professionalism and ability to ensure that their girls wouldn't flake. 2. They were the performer's best friend because Hay and Hanna Harper (then-girlfriend and LADirect co-owner) were performers themselves so they had an insight that fellow performers could trust. As Ben English, he was AVN's Best Male Newcomer two years ago, had a run as a director for Wildlife's gonzo label (Powerhouse), and is a f---ing fixture in any New Sensations/Digital Sin non-European cast.

Why does he bother me? He has long since been mentioned n KSEX, Lukeisback, AdultFYI, and whatever other mecca of gossip you can think of as being a complete asshole. There was even a somewhat public war of words between him and Ginger Lynn that aired out through KSEX, with their debate traced back to her rather negative experience with him off and on-screen in Jewel De'Nyle's Size Queens 1 . Some, of course, admire the guy. Anyone who read Lukeisback's updates yesterday saw an article positively (or sarcastically) touting Hay as the Toughest Agent in Porn. However, I read that and I think of Hay as the new Chuck Traynor, just with the whole roster of LA Direct in place of Linda Lovelace. Good businessman? Yes. Admirable? Eh, depends on who you ask.

With the rumors, is it "where there's smoke..." or "they're just rumors"? It's hard to tell. There's a difference between being tough and being an asshole. It does seem that girls can go through LA Direct and make plenty of money.

This is where he bothers me: I feel weird watching him working (industry word for f---ing, thank you Eric Edwards) in a scene with one of his LA Direct girls. I mean for all intents and purposes you're watching a pimp f--- one of his girls and he's getting paid for it. So, does he get paid a performance fee and then an agency fee for the girl (or does her individual agent get the fee and as an employee of LA Direct they then split it with Hay)?

As a performer, the guy just creeps me out. Maybe it's his mechanical, passionless, emotionless way of f---ing (I've seen Jon Dough look more into it in old feature films back when his name was really perfect for his persona) or his suspect habit of being everhard (even after cumming) that begs the question of what impotency medicine he has a prescription to (the same criticism can be made about a majority of all current male performers though). Either way, his presence in a scene kills it for me, even it it stars a girl like Naomi or Sara Stone.

"I'd like to point out what a potential conflict of interest he represents. He's one of the most powerful agents in porn, representing many of the top women. When he's on set, if a director thinks he's gone too far, or is out of control, does he feel comfortable stepping in and setting things right? Or does he worry that he may anger someone who can freeze him out."

That's a good point. Do you say anything critical to "Ben" knowing that he's stopped LA Direct business relationships in the past with people he's had a dispute with? However, the conflict of interest that immediately concerns me is the boss-employee dynamic that exists between "Ben" and any of his LA Direct co-stars. On one end, you can argue that if he performs with one of his LA Direct girls he can help her improve in the long run. He's essentially sampling the goods, and afterward he can offer the girl any tips he has on things she might do better for on-screen performing. I'm thinking stuff like, "You might want to use more eye contact during this," or "You might want to cheat more toward the camera in this position," etc. Also, if the girl is new maybe it's nice for her to work a scene with a guy she knows and trusts.

However, that would assume that Derek is a nice guy, which even if he's not an asshole he's probably not guilty of being a truly nice guy. He's a consummate businessman. He may have absolutely no personality on camera, as performer or director (ever see his pre-scene interviews in his Intensitivity series? Those were some of the most awkward and pathetic interviewing I've ever seen in porn, plus he cast almost entirely LA Direct girls in that series and most didn't look comfortable being interviewed by him). But I don't really imagine him offering these girls polite suggestions. Of course, maybe I'm giving him too little credit and he's professional enough to keep his two roles separate.

Girls can make a lot of money through Derek, and some of them have been with him almost their whole career (Haley Paige, Harmony Rose). He has his fans and he has his enemies. Me? The guy just bothers me. I compared him to Chuck Traynor earlier. Well, it's not like I think he's beating his girls (why would he? that would then make them desirable to only a fringe market, and that's bad for business), but the iron fist and anything for money mentality seems prevalent.

Dragon Novelties writes:

Derek the business owner was and is very easy to work with. Responds quickly to inquires and is forthcoming with information good or bad, and Lisa Ann was also very thorough, professional and not to mention stunning in person.

Some of Derek's peers say that he's a paid consultant to the escort service BellaModels.com (the new Nicisgirls.com). When I asked Derek about this in Vegas, he wouldn't address the issue. If this accusation were true, Derek would have his talent agency license yanked once it came to the attention of the California department that regulates such matters.

It's common for escort agencies to pay commissions to people who refer them talent.

Bella Models responds: "I highly doubt Derek Hay needs MY money! I count many people in the porn industry as friends but that hardly means that they're willing to "cross the line" for me. Derek Hay and I have a few girls in common but there is no business relationshp there and that's the truth."

David at MyPornoReview.com writes:

For the life of me, I can't seem to find the license for LA Direct Models or Derek Hay anywhere in the California talent agency database. By California law, all talent agencies must list their Talent Agent ID in public view and scrutiny.

Furthermore, by California law, an agent can take a maximum of 10% from their client (the talent) and can not charge companies that book their talent (agency fee) anything. In essence, is LA Direct operating illegally in California as an Agent? Are they circumventing the legalities by being a "manager"? At least World Modeling is actually licensed with the state.

The Continuing Saga Of Prodigy X

Prodigy X talks about his first sex scene. It was with a fat chick. "I was rock solid doing the blowjob with this chick. She bites me, the left side of my head. It starts to bleed. I stopped for a bit. Then we started again.

"We started off with me on top. I tried to get in. She's an extremely big chick. As I get in, I'm in pain. I'm not doing much. She's dry down there. Her hair was growing back and cutting in to me. It was so painful, I had to stop.

"I pulled Jim [Powers] aside and told him that she'd bitten me and I was in pain. Her pussy was like a razor.

"We go back in. She's supposed to be riding me on top. I get hard. She jumps on top. As I go to grab, I lose my right arm. It collapsed. It's not a pretty sight. I also lose my wood. I couldn't do it.

"We tried doggie style. I'm not the biggest guy in the world. He wants me to get on top and try to ease in. She just had way too much ass. She must've been 300 pounds. I quit. I apologized.

"She calls in Byron Long. He'd just finished a scene. He knocks it out. Jim's looking at me and smiling. 'That's a pro, right there.' Then he asks me to finish off the scene in a bukkake.

"Afterwards, I asked Jim if he normally used guys for the first time with unattractive and fat chicks, just to prove themselves. He said yeah, that's what we do. 'If you can work with a girl like this, you can work with anybody.'"

Porn Quote Of The Day

Riley Mason, after being asked why she was rudely text messaging at the dinner table with four other people: "I'm not good at talking."

Trinity James Must Miss Porn

She posts on XPT:

All of this is actually funny i had a run in about a year and half ago with kenny [knoll] and he is nothing but a low life I was told he was really good so i decide to give it a shot well when i found out i could do a better job than he could I told him to forget about it well his way of tryin to keep me under his belt was too threaten to take me to court and to this day he still has in his possession a camera of mine to transfer all my content and all of my content, 4 years worth dont really matter as i am retired now but he is a complete asshole and he will get his one day...as for scott lyons I have had the pleasure of working with him a few times and he is a great guy an very easy to work with which can only be said about few men in this industry.

Anna Malle Died Wednesday In A Car Accident

From Her Website:

Wed Jan 25 2006 - 17:34 - To All of Anna's fans and admirers. With deep sadness I have to announce that Anna has passed away today in an auto accident. She will be missed by all and has always enjoyed her life to the fullest. I'm sure that her memory will always be with her fans and friends. For all of you please say a prayer to her and let her know that she was loved. Sept 9, 1967 - January 25, 2005

Anna's husband Hank is fine. He wasn't in the accident, which was not alcohol related and Anna was not driving.

Malle was cut in half.

I've been acquainted with Anna for about a decade. We never had a deep talk. She seemed distant and hardened by her time in the sex industry. Over the past eight years, she's worked principally as an escort.

I found it sad watching her age. Sex is a cruel industry for a female performer to grow old in.

She and her husband were major swingers.

She surely slept with over 1,000 men in her life.

In many ways, Hank was the opposite of his wife. He was reliable, steady, and responsible. She was a party girl. She was an alcoholic. Hank did his best to keep her sober. He was successful for only short times. Most guys would've left her.

Ycaza writes on GFY: "She was at a buddy of mines bachelor party and she was awesome, I met her a few times, she was nuts, but great fun."

Senor Early writes on GFY: "If you ever look at any of the dead porn star lists, more porn stars die from car accidents than AIDS, drug overdoses and suicides put together."

Luc Wylder writes on GFY: "Rest in peace my sweet Anna Malle. The May West of porn. I am honored to have worked with Anna many times. She was my wild slave girl in Bizarre Video productions. I wish I could keep take better care of my toys. Her love for live overtook her in later years & Anna struggled with getting her life back in order. We had many discussions on the topic of living one day at a time. I wish I had been more of a friend. I thank Anna for all the wonderful parties she organized at the East Coast Convention, Atlantic City. I will always rember her "I don't give a s--- what the world thinks of me" attitude. I loved her laughter. Miss you already."

From the Las Vegas Review Journal:

The latest traffic death on the road occurred Wednesday, when a 37-year-old woman suffered fatal injuries in a crash on Route 160 just west of Rainbow Boulevard around 11:44 a.m.

The woman, whose name had not been released Wednesday night, was a passenger in a westbound Dodge Stratus that appeared to be attempting a U-turn when it entered the eastbound traffic lane and was broadsided by a pickup. The car's driver survived, the Nevada Highway Patrol said.

The Pocketcomb Pimp writes:

I am so saddened by the news of Anna's passing. We have had several deaths in the industry over the last year, but none have come close to impacting me as much as Anna's.

Anna was a gifted performer, and I can't name a scene she did that did not reflect her passion, hunger and satisfaction for her performance. By my standards she was a beauty among women that keep hair stylist & makeup artists on call. Straight hair, curly hair or extensions Anna always outshined women a fraction of her age. If she was active today she would most likely be my favorite performer and giving Jeanna Fine a run for her money as my favorite performer of all time.

It's unfortunate that her last impression of the industry was not more positive, but I do recall reading that fellow gifted performer, Mustang Sally Layd also left the industry with a similar salty taste in her mouth.

Even though Anna only appeared in a few IR titles, her impact was important. Her two scene with Sean Michaels are legendary and she is by far the only women worthy of sharing the spotlight with Sean and Jeanna in New Wave 5.

Some fans are fanatical, but I always considered myself a fan of the industry more than a performer, but for the 1st time I am truly sad to see a star fade out too soon. RIP Anna, your works will not go unappreciated.

Mook writes on XPT: "I am deeply saddened as a part of my youth has died as well, the really horny, lonely part that watched scrambled porn while my mom was asleep. I 'm contemplating a last masturbatory tribute to her tonight, but I'm afraid that might be too weird."

Penthouse Pet Courtney Taylor Interview

I call her in Michigan Tuesday afternoon.

Luke: "How did you enjoy the AVN show in Las Vegas?"

Courtney: "Parts of it were like a circus freak show, but there were some beautiful women and gay porn guys there. My highlight was getting a picture taken with Jenna Jameson. She is beautiful and sweet."

Luke: "Do you look at her as a role model?"

Courtney: "Sure. She's successful. Wasn't she written about in Forbes as one of the richest women in the world? I wouldn't want to make my money that way, but she worked hard to get where she is. She's very intelligent and has a good business mind. She shows that if you work hard and are dedicated, you can get the American dream. That's probably not what people think about when they think of the American dream."

Luke: "You never want to do hardcore?"

Courtney: "No."

Luke: "How did you get into nude modeling?"

Courtney: "I did a lot of commercial modeling. This one photographer [Michigan's Danny O'Connor] said I should do some nude stuff and submit it to Playboy. I said, 'No, I could never do that.' But I just started shooting in less and less clothing. Then Playboy came to Michigan. They were doing the Search for the Millenium [centerfold].

"I went there. I never thought anything would come of it. But they liked my Polaroids and scheduled a test shoot. They flew me to Chicago. Hugh Hefner liked the pictures and wanted me to come back to shoot for the centerfold.

"I did that [near the end of 1998]. It was a weird experience. Back then they shot with the 8x10 negative. I was really uncomfortable. You spend a week doing that one centerfold pose. They were mean to me. I didn't like the way the stylist made me look. The hair made me look like I was wearing a helmet. The make-up wasn't me. I would complain and then she'd cut me down. For a couple of days, I was crying on the set.

"I was 22. Going from catalogue stuff to Playboy, it was my first nude shoot that would be published, the Playboy Centerfold. I was really nervous. They told me I had a lazy eye and to hold my eyes wide open. In the actual centerfold picture, I look like I'm bug-eyed.

"I got this contract saying, you've been approved for the centerfold. You're going to get $25,000.

"Then I found out later on that they decided not to run me as a centerfold and I was really upset.

"Then ended up running me in the October 2000 issue but not as a centerfold.

"I heard how much money you could make shooting for Penthouse. I mailed some of my pictures in and that's how I got into Penthouse."

Luke: "On a photo shoot, what do you think about?"

Courtney: "Food. Usually I'm starving because I never eat anything before I shoot.

"I just think about how I look. I try to look sexy. To me, being sexy is mostly in the facial expression. Being naked is great and all, but people look at the face. I try to think about sex and pretend I'm having sex."

Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Courtney: "I wanted to be a psychologist. I have degrees from the University of Michigan in Psychology and Respiratory Therapy. Right now I'm finishing my pre-med classes so I can apply [at age 30] to medical school. I work as a respiratory therapist when I'm not modeling."

Luke: "How has being a nude model affected your life?"

Courtney: "It made me more self-confident. I was always insecure about my body. I would see my mother naked and even after puberty I'd realize that my body doesn't look anything like that. There's something wrong with me.

"I was all-natural when I shot for Playboy and Penthouse. It gave me confidence that at least some people find me sexy. It made me feel more confident about being nude.

"I've always been reclusive. I've been with Penthouse since February 2002, doing promotions. I meet a lot of people and it's made me more social.

"I'm not sure why this is, but if you're a woman who likes to look nice, and wears make-up, you have a hard time making female friends. When I work at the hospital or at school, I have a very hard time making female friends. It's really lonely. Eversince highschool... I meet other models now. For some reason, they're not as snotty as people I meet in the everyday world. I've made some of my closest friends through Penthouse. They're just so nice and understanding. I meet intelligent women such as Victoria Zdrok who's a psychologist and a lawyer. My other model friends include Martina Warren, Jamie Lynn, Cassia Riley, Alexis Winston, Alexa Lauren."

Luke: "Why do women have a hard time being friends with you? They must fear that you are going to steal their man?"

Courtney: "I don't know if that is it. It's not like I ever hang out with their boyfriends.

"I've been hurt badly in the past because I'll think a girl is my friend and I'll tell her stuff about myself and I think she likes me for who I am. You and I are in the industry. To us, nude modeling isn't a big deal. But when you're out in Michigan, it is a big deal. Even if you think someone is your good friend, and they ask, what do you do?, if someone is your friend, you should be able to tell them what you're up to. But when you tell somebody that you're a nude model and you're doing promotions for Penthouse, maybe that's what they have a hard time with.

"People who I thought were my friends would be nice to my face and then go behind my back and gossip about me and make up these crazy things. They'd exaggerate what I do or just say derogatory things about me. That hurts my feelings a lot.

"I'm not an idiot. There's a stereotype that if you're a model, particularly if you're a blonde model, that you're superficial and dumb. I'm not superficial at all. I date intelligent, interesting guys. I don't date men for money like some women. I'm in school. I'm not just in modeling. I'm not even interested in modeling. I just do it for the money. It just happens to be fun too. I meet girls who aren't mean to me."

Luke: "Do you sometimes think that the price you've paid for being a nude model exceeds the benefits to your life?"

Courtney: "Sometimes. I'm 30-years old. I planned on being a doctor by now. But the money for modeling has been so good that I've put off my schooling for a while. I was Pet of the Year Runner-Up for 2004. I got a cover and layout and $25,000 on top of the $5,000 they gave me. With the promotional money, I made $50,000 in three months. That's hard to turn down. When you're doing promotions regularly, that's a lot more money than working as a respiratory therapist in a hospital.

"I think now that if I would've just stuck with school and forgot about the money, maybe I would be happier with my life because I'd be further along academically and professionally."

Luke: "How has being a nude model affected your dating life?"

Courtney: "It's hard sometimes. A lot of guys hit on me. I'm not sure if they happen to know that I'm a Penthouse Pet. I'm not sure if they're going out with me because of who I am or because they think it is cool to date a Pet. So now I just don't tell anybody initially. Some guys have a hard time with it. They might find it's something they don't want to tell their parents.

"One horrible relationship I was in a couple of years ago... I can't even believe I dated this loser. He told me that a Penthouse Pet is someone you'd want to date, but not somebody you'd want to marry. Considering the fact that I'm sure I'm more intelligent than any of the girls he's dated."

She laughs. "I think that if you find a nice guy, it doesn't matter what you do. They'll get a little jealous when you're out on promotions. If the person is not superficial, then they will not care what you do.

"Living in Michigan is like a whole other world, it's such a conservative state. People can't comprehend a person being a nude model. The reaction is about 90% negative.

"Even though the University of Michigan is known for being liberal, people can't comprehend being a nude model. You get the argument a lot [that porn objectifies women] at the University of Michigan because you have a large population of feminists. But if you want to talk about objectifying women, go to a sorority or fraternity party. That's all those parties are for. I was never interested in the Greek system.

"These people will look down on a nude model but will have no problem getting drunk and hooking up with a guy they met five minutes ago. Talk about hypocrisy."

She laughs.

Courtney says she's never seen a hardcore movie. She says she's not a slut. "I have to get to know the person before I have sex with them. A man turns me on with his intellect, sense of humor, and how nice he is.

"I know a lot of nude models and porn stars and I think the percentage who are promiscuous is the same as the people who are not in the field.

"A lot of nude models don't even drink. They exercise all the time."

Luke: "What type of man do you find intriguing?"

Courtney: "Someone who's quirky. I hate people who follow the norms of society just because everyone else does. I like people who think for themselves. Guys who are funny. Someone who'd like to spend the night watching Woody Allen movies -- Love and Death, Annie Hall, Zelig.

"Woody Allen is a person who went against all norms. People give him a bad rap...but he ended up marrying [his girlfriend's adopted daughter]. Because they're still together, I don't consider him a pervert."

Courtney says she doesn't date guys under 35.

Luke: "Did you have a happy childhood?"

Courtney: "Yes. My dad left my mom when I was six. He turned out to be gay. I found out when I was ten. I found some letters my mom had. He lives in Canada. My mom remarried when I was nine. I consider my stepfather my dad. I cared for him until he died in 2004. He was the person in the world that I was closest to, that I trusted the most."

Luke: "How do you think your dad leaving you at a young age affected you?"

Courtney: "It left a void. I get lonelier than the average person. It's important to me to have really close relationships."

Luke: "An extra sensitivity to loss."

Courtney: "Definitely.

"Right before my stepdad died, I was dating a guy who was a complete asshole. It was my first experience with someone who was really mean and abusive. A sociopath. He told me he would come and help me take care of my dad, which he never followed through on. When my stepdad passed away, I saw how awful his friends and family were. I didn't trust anybody for a while. I saw how nobody came to visit my stepdad during his last few years. Nobody besides me took care of him. It made me lose faith in people."

Luke: "How much contact do you have with your biological father?"

Courtney: "Not a lot."

Luke: "How do you spend your spare time?"

Courtney: "I take organic chemistry. I spend my spare time studying."

Courtney enjoys a great sex life with a doctor. "He's really good in bed because he's a physician. He knows all the spots. He doesn't waste time. A lot of times with men, they'll be caressing your tendon. They'll be a mile away from your clit.

"I don't know where men get the idea that direct clitoral stimulation is good. It is not a good idea to push hard directly on the clit. Or guys who think that stimulating your G-spot has something to do with moving your penis in and out. You need to push up on the G-spot.

"When Victoria [Zdrok] and I were on the Howard Stern Show, they had no idea where the G-spot was. Even scarier than that was that they did not even care to know where it was.

"I don't know how men make it in this world because so many of them suck in the sack. I don't know what they're thinking. Maybe most of the time they have sex when they're drunk and the girl is drunk. They think foreplay lasts a minute.

"You're about to have an orgasm and the guy says, 'I have to be inside of you.' It's the worst thing they can say. It's like what younger guys say."

Luke: "Can I just put the tip in?"

Courtney laughs. "That's a big line too. That insults my intelligence."

Courtney says she didn't have her first orgasm until two years ago "because I didn't masturbate. I was so self-conscious about my body, I wouldn't let guys go down on me. An orgasm was even better than what I expected. I'm at my sexual peak.

"I want a guy who can make me laugh. Laughing is as important as having orgasms. I don't want to marry someone who's going to get mad if the kids spill their milk."

Courtney wants marriage, kids and a white picket fence. "It's hard to find someone to trust. I have a hard time trusting people. I'm very skeptical. It's a limiting factor, but I suppose if someone really loves me, it wouldn't matter how annoying and paranoid I am, they would just love me anyways."

Luke: "In theory."

Courtney: "Everybody I've dated says I'm a pain in the ass."

Luke: "High maintenance."

Courtney: "Definitely. But if someone really loves you, they won't care. My being high-maintenance is a way of me weeding out all the people... Eighty percent of men cheat. So, if someone is going to get irritated that you are high-maintenance, they are probably more likely to cheat on you."

Luke: "I'm not sure how rational this theory is."

Courtney: "Thanks a lot."

Courtney says she'd find emotional cheating more upsetting than physical cheating with a hooker. "If my husband had an affair with my best friend, I'd drive off a cliff. If he got a blowjob from a hooker, a simple divorce would do the trick."

Industry Mourns At Porn Star Karaoke The Passing Of Actor Chris Penn

Michael Raven James DiGiorgio Jimmy, Seymour Jimmy, Seymour Seymour, Estella Leon Seymour, Estella Estella, friend Estella, friend Quincy, Estella Quincy, Estella Hailey Young, Mofo, girls Hailey Young, Mofo, girl, Anna Lynn Nic Andrews, Lynn LeMay Nic Andrews, Lynn LeMay Nic Andrews, Lynn LeMay Erika Kole Boris, Lynn Boris, Lynn Lynn, Marc Davis Lori Lust Lori Lust Lori Lust

James DiGiorgio wonders about my mute expression. "What's wrong with you? You look stoned."

I stay mute.

Five minutes later, I burst out to Jimmy, Harry Weiss and Seymour: "How would you feel about an ex-lover posing naked Playboy-style?"

Jimmy: "I wouldn't care. If she was doing scenes, that would be one thing."

Harry and Seymour say they wouldn't care. I decide that I wouldn't care either. Heck, I'd even do scenes with her to make extra money. Blogging doesn't pay that great. And look at what working together has done for my hero Wankus and his future wife Tyler Faith.

It's all good. It's an opportunity for me to rid myself of patriarchal ownership fantasies and restore the means of production to the oppressed.

Before posing naked, many women will quit drinking and drugs. They'll work out.

It's a positive path. It's positively spiritual. I love to see women taking control of their own destiny. One of the things that makes America a great country is that a woman can do what she wants with her own body.

I'm gonna send traffic to her website. When my readers sign up, I'll get a percentage. I'll be pimpin'. Think what that'll do for my street cred.

I chat to friends about Cytherea's time at the AVN. She was walking around Saturday talking to herself? No, she was using Blue Tooth technology (talking on a wireless phone).

Jimmy tells Harry he's a lousy Jew. "I don't buy retail," Weiss responds.

Estella Leon walks up. I've blanked on her name. Harry busts my balls. He says that at conventions, when guys ask a porn girl to take a picture with them, the girl will often ask the guy, "What's my name?" If he doesn't know, she won't take the picture.

Jimmy says he did 420 before he got here. He discusses rolling joints with paper from particular rock album. Jimmy doesn't roll his own anymore. He prefers pipes, particularly this one bamboo pipe.

"You can turn around and talk into your recorder," Harry yells at me.

I put my recorder away and face the group again. I'm instructed on what I may and may not publish from the drug conversation.

Jimmy says a Los Angeles designer with a new line of men's underwear has hired him to do the fashion shots because he liked Jimmy's glamor photography so much.

"Jimmy will also be modeling the underwear," says Harry.

Nic Andrews (who's lost 211 pounds) arrives with Lynn LeMay. Nic doesn't direct anymore. He runs a post-production house.

Lynn says she has a whole new life from when we spoke last. "LynnLeMay.com is now my flagship."

Ben writes:

She must be seeing something different then what I see because when I go to that "website," I see a single pic of an old lady with a boobjob. The 5 or 6 other pics are no less then 10 years old. A flagship website with 8 or 9 pictures and tons of links to other websites?

Alexa.com ranks lynnlemay.com at 2,417,364 which means that not even the guy designing the website is looking at it.

Lynn: "I'm now busting my ass going to all the really cool parties. I drag my photographer Adam with me everywhere I go. We went to the Dr. Susan Block party and had a fabulous time."

Luke: "May I take a picture of you guys?

"May I rest that there?"

I rest my recorder in her cleavage.

Adam: "Are you going to publish it?"

Luke: "Yes."

Adam: "I don't want that."

Lynn: "You don't want to be famous?"

Adam: "No."

I delicately retrieve my recorder.

Luke: "What else?"

Lynn: "I'm a college student. I'm studying teaching. Counseling. People will have to listen to me on purpose. I'm going to be a college counselor. I'm in my third semester."

Luke: "A guidance counselor. How much education will you need?"

Lynn: "I'll be there until I'm 50. Until then, I'm going to do this."

Luke: "What's this?"

Lynn: "I'm working on my website. I'm going to parties. I'm actively doing scenes again. I was in the 2006 AVN Hall of Fame. I'm just giving in to being Lynn LeMay. Michael DeLuise and I are no more. We are again off. Last time I talked to you, we were off. Then we were on. Now we're off again. As long as it is off, I'm going to live for who I am. I am Lynn LeMay. I think it's going to be fun this time. I'm going to be Lynn LeMay in a different way. For the fun of it. Just do whatever seems like a good time."

Luke: "You're going to a lot of parties."

Lynn: "I am. I am going to anything and everything anyone invites me to."

Luke: "What were you doing a year ago?"

Lynn: "When you and I were doing an interview a year ago, I wasn't doing an awful lot. I was bitching that I didn't have a website. I was whining that I was single. I didn't have much to do with myself.

"We should do an interview where you treat me nice and I treat you nice and I don't have to yell at you anymore."

Lynn brings Boris (Ecuadorian parents, born in New York, about 36yo) along as her handler and grief counselor. Lynn's friend Chris Penn died of a drug overdose tonight. Lynn says she doesn't want to cry and that Boris pulls funny faces and that keeps her from crying.

Lynn: "Boris and I had a long conversation with [Chris about politics] not too long ago."

Boris: "He was very well-read, very astute in his research."

Lynn: "A very hurting man."

Boris: "Sean and Chris were extremes. Chris was always jovial. He seemed like the kind of guy you could hang out and talk to. The first time I met him..."

Lynn: "Was at Happy Hour..."

Boris: "And he let me share his plate. He put food on my plate to try. He was jovial. You could sense his melancholy strain. It's sad that he should die this way. It's almost a Hollywood cliche."

Lynn says she never dated him. "I slapped him upside the head one night [six months ago] and told him he was an asshole. He tattled on me. I was with a friend of mine. We were sitting at my local bar in front of Chris. He called my boyfriend Michael and said, 'Your girl is down here.'

"So next time I saw [Chris], I slapped him upside the head. It wasn't necessary to tattle on my boyfriend. After that, we became friends. We were at that bar a lot together. It was a really cool thing. After I got out of college, I'd stop on my way home, get free food, a cocktail, and I'm home to do my homework. Chris was part of that nightlife with me. I was gone two days and now look at what happened."

Boris: "Kudos to you. I used to read your site. I read everything you wrote about her. I used to think that out of all the stars that I loved to watch, she sounded like the only one I could get along with. And I was right. Five years now we've been friends."

Lynn: "After all the stuff he wrote about me?"

Boris: "It wasn't all wrong."

Lynn: "Chris was into Asian girls. He had this Italian code. If you had slept with one of the guys in his group...

"Chris gave me dirty looks. I gave him dirty looks. We talked across the bar at each other until we finally found middle ground."

Boris: "He didn't know what to make of you. On the one hand, he was intrigued. On the other, he was distant from everybody he didn't know well. He was conflicted. He would talk to one person while looking at another."

Lynn: "Tonight I was getting ready to meet with my photographer to come here and the phone rang. It was somebody telling me that Chris had died. I had just ridden past his house on my bicycle. There were cops there. There were helicopters flying overhead. It never dawned on me that it was for him. So I went down to the bar and had a drink with all of his friends.

"Just because I'm here, it doesn't mean that I don't care. I'm just doing my job."

James DiGiorgio reports:

I don't recognize most of the cute porn chicks at Sardo's this particular evening. That usually means they've been in the business about three minutes. Porn is very generous: We bestow "star" status on these chicks right after their very first scene. How cool is that? One minute you're a slut giving it away and the next you're a porn STAR getting paid top dollar for what you once gave away for less noble reasons.

Holly Randall writes me: "The Amy Ried boy-girl still shoot with Derrick Pierce went great yesterday, but she insisted on only doing a stills shoot. So after the shoot, apparently she had a good time. She wants to do video with us now, and she wants to do anal. She says she prefers it to vaginal sex, like Katsumi. I was shocked."

Tiffany Towers, Kitten Natividad Updates

JT writes:

1) Tiffany Towers; Works 90% of the time here in Toronto as an escort, with VERY mixed reviews, mostly bad. This includes my time with her. Has definitely moved from the b-list downward.

2) Kitten Natividad; You probably have kept in touch with her, but clean and sober for many years now, working her website and maing some appearances in the "Golden Oldies" and comic book shows. Russ Meyer left her a bit of money in his estate, along with a few others. She is healthy and looks better than she has in years. I talk to her every couple of months.

Does Anyone Care About Gen Padova?

Ashley Blue writes on XPT: "I can't stand this troll's boring and annoying presence. I used to have pity and could barely tolerate her obvious starvation for attention. Now I guess her ugliness and jealousy of me has consumed her. Bye Gen! I think it will be much healthier for you and your imaginary cancer if you get off of this site and make some real friends."

I ask Gen Padova what this attack was all about. Gen replied: "I have no clue. Random but not shocking."

Gen Padova posts on XPT:

I've been making smart ass remarks for the last few weeks. How about I've been making smart ass remarks as long as I can speak the English language and write/type it to my own full capability. The remarks I've made to Ashley are all remarks related to being on set together with her. Or message board factoid. It's all in fun. Like I do to any other person on this message board or anyone in this industry. It's not just all about Ashley. LOL Although I've Never said anything truly a personal attack. So why would anyone be sensitive about it other than her?

She's harsh in play towards me as well in person and on set. It's mutual and I'm fine with that. Excuse me if it ever comes off as jealousy towards her. If I was jealous I guess I would have continued to get f---ed in the ass all the time three years ago and tried to be a JM girl and copy Ashley's fist swallowing and Girlvert ways. Right? Makes sense? Okay. Good glad you understand. Stamped as "Clairified." Yes I'm old news or a has-been like any other girl in this industry that has worked merely for the same kind of companies I have for the last four years or so. Do you particular people seriously think that I'm not aware of this? Well that being said, that doesn't really matter in the greater levels of importance.

So long as I know where I stand in this industry, that again, as I'll say for the millionth time just speak truth, i'm brutlally honest and always ready to get the s--- talk thrown into my face. Whether its mature comebacks or childish irrational raves. At least I know who is the bigger person in any situation when someone can be as low to throw personal health 'bouts in my face when anything I've said is pure dirty fun just like we have been on set. I am a bit confused why this thread was created out of the blue. Was my brutal fun too much for Ashley to handle? I don't even know why I bother asking cuz she's not gonna reply anyways.

Lastly, even though Ashley and I are entirely two differnet kind of people who live entirely two different kind of lifestyles. I've always thought of her much higher than Cytherea and her other half but then again she's no different by having to use the same childish insults and bashing as they did cuz they can't seem to come up with anything else to use and hold against me. It's all good in the damn f---in' san fernando valley god forsaken Hood! I know, I'm a aweful person. Insult away, LOL.

P.S. Luke emailed me with a link of this thread in the email and asked "whats with this attack by ashley blue?" It makes me wonder why he didn't bother emailing her and asking her! Since afterall she's the one that posted the thread, not me. Hmmmmmmmmmm.... I think we all know why. And you know... I'm actualy extremely nice than what I really could be. But sometimes certain stories and truths of many people should be revealed by them and their mistakes than someone who plays witness so really I'm not all that bad

Real friends don't snort lines of coke with you, by the way. So I know who my friends are. And you know what I'm talking about. *wink*

In Praise Of Kim Chambers

Kara Nox writes on XPT: "I've met way too many girls who lack common social graces. Unfortunately, I've had to shoot some of them. Kim is one of the few women I see who smiles when she says hello, and doesn't walk into a casting call with her nose glued to to some producer's ass. I'd cast her in a heartbeat. Her boobs might be fake. But I don't think she is. There are a lot of girls with real tits but a fake persona. Which would you rather have?"

My Asian Porn Stars Blog

Maja Lee writes:

Lucy Lee was signing at the Teravision booth with Tera Patrick & it was completely mobbed on all days. She looked stunning, even more than ever now that she’s finally getting the stardom & recognition that she so deserves. I was worried at first when it was first announced that she was exclusive to the Tera Patrick agency but she’s still doing the hardcore anal & DP’s that we love her for plus now she gets the big time brand recognition!! She did manage to recognise me through the mobs of fans to do a shout out to me.

My coverage of the AVN Expo was sparse to say the least. AVN conveniantly scheduled the AVN Expo @ the exact same time as Internext so my half day coverage had to be on the day that I warned you all NOT TO GO; it was the last day of the show on Sunday. I tried to hit the AVN floor (after scoring exhibitors passes from my buddies @ Internext, which gets you into both shows without a hitch) on the days previous but it was so packed & crazy that we kinda left after about 1/2 an hour.