Penthouse / Hedoonline party at Webster Hall
You’ve got a bevy of fine ladies lookin very, very sexy as the female attire recommended all sorts of shit a man wants to see in his fantasies. I’m a man that believes more often than not, savy wardrobe is sexier than nudity. Additionally three Penthouse Pets are in attendance (Krista Ayne, Justine Joli and Victoria Zdrok), which you won’t turn away like the free drink your local bartender throws you after you already bought a few, you just say cheers.
In many was it was a very typical New York club experience, but typical New York is exotic as hell in Montana. New York City hands down has the finest pool of women in the world, bar none, hand downs, without question, point blank, period, end of sentence. I can prove this like Johnny Cochran proved reasonable doubt for O.J. with meticulous detail, but the general reason has to do with the variety of women you find and the fact that the world’s most beautiful women are drawn to New York, and the key word is beautiful women, not slutty tramps like Miami, who are still all good with me. That being said, you are bound to see hot ladies anywhere you go in the city, but there were no dogs here, every last one would have pretty much got it.
When you enter you see some shit that I don’t know what it is called, but it’s like some shit you would see in New Orleans with two people performing like their having sex but they aren’t. I’m thinking even if this guy has no health benefits, he’s still got it pretty cushy, all he has to do is grind on this hot chick. Can you get workmans comp from blueballs though? What a great ice breaker, "hey my name is AL, I’ll be grinding on you tonight, you wanna get some drinks later?"
It’s mainly a couples event, with single females being allowed but from what I understand no single men. That’s a decent policy, but I would have preferred it was females only, short of your man AL of course. I’m really all a woman needs anyway. I’m like water in the desert for women, an absolute must have.
The party had a pretty chill atmosphere, full of sexually liberal adults. I thought I might see an orgy or two, but nope. Titties did make a few appearnces, and I’m always there to greet titties at the airport when they come out. Ass too, I’m always there to greet ass, but I’ll send a car for legs. It’s a cool club to go if you are in New York and it is very well known and actually is the first modern nightclub in the United States.
This is the second time I’ve read this guy’s post. Nothing personal but who the hell is this guy?
I’m not surprised Sophia is impressed by Al’s writing, but from the very opening sentence can someone please translate?:
“You’ve got a bevy of fine ladies lookin very, very sexy as the female attire recommended all sorts of shit a man wants to see in his fantasies.” what?
or
“I can prove this like Johnny Cochran proved reasonable doubt for O.J. with meticulous detail” –
This has got to be the worst metaphor someone can think of: The mistrial mindfuck of the century. Does he mean “If the glove don’t fit you gotta acquit” or “racist cop planted the glove and his buddies must have poured blood all over the place to set up a guy everyone else loves” defense?
“there were no dogs here, every last one would have pretty much got it.”
???
or
“I’m thinking even if this guy has no health benefits, he’s still got it pretty cushy, all he has to do is grind on this hot chick. Can you get workmans comp from blueballs though?”
Wutchu talkin about???
or
“I’m always there to greet titties at the airport when they come out”
Is the club inside the airport? I’m lost.
“I’m really all a woman needs anyway. I’m like water in the desert for women, an absolute must have.”
I know what he’s saying but not why he’s saying it. That’s cool to have that much self confidence, just as long as they’re not trying to engage in a intelligible conversation.
Actually this missive makes no sense to me. Someone explain to me what I just read. I know it has something to do with a swingers club or something. Actually, nevermind. I don’t really care.
People need to understand that just because you put a bunch of words together doesn’t make it make any sense or worth reading, nor does it make you cool or hip.
The American system of education has really gone down the porcelain throne. Teachers say that every year student’s grades get higher (because they keep lowering the standard so that more can pass and be processed the fuck out of there) but at the same time the students, themselves get dumber.