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Nikki Nova Hurt
Yesterday we were on a location shooting and Nikki was involved in a serious accident. She was on a horse and the horse got spooked. Nikki fell off the back of the horse and then the horse fell back on her head. She sustained a few serious injuries. She has a fractured skull and has 3 sections of her brain that are bleeding. She is currently in the ICU and is stabalized for now. She is getting CT Scans every 4 hours or so to check her progress so they can determine if and/or when they would have to go in and operate.
Jane writes:
Don't you think its crazy that she had no health insurance? It seems like no one in the adult industry has health insurance and they are always doing what I term as 'seriously crazy shit that could kill or injure them'. I don't mean it sound insensitive, but I've noticed that Darren James, Jessica Dee, Kimberly Jade, Leslie Glass, etc did not have health insurance. I know that Nikki doesn't do hardcore acts, but still, in the US, the healthcare system wants nothing to do with you if you don't have health insurance and she's be modeling and dancing long enough that she's got the spare $100 a month it costs. That all said, I wish Nikki a speedy recovery.
Nyomi Zen Interview
I meet her at the Kill Girl Kill 3 party Thursday night. Nyomi, from Malaysia, is on the boxcover.
In porn about five months (America for five years), she's done about 30 movies. "I've just started anal.
"[Porn] is a good way to get your sexual needs met. I get the satisfaction without the entanglements."
In 30-months at college, Nyomi, 24, got a double-major in finance and computer science. As a result, she hates computers and only uses one to check her email. She says she's qualified for programming jobs at $50,000 a year but she's not interested.
Nyomi's family is traditional Chinese. They don't know she does porn. "I don't want to hurt anyone," Zen says. "I don't think they'd understand."
Luke: "Anything you hate about the industry?"
Nyomi: "A lot of people don't know what they're talking about."
Edward Wedelstedt Pleas Out
He copped a plea on a lesser charge, and all the other people who were charged with him walk away free. I believe Wedelstedt will pay a large fine. The case is over.
Luke & Holly's Culture Clash
Holly Randall is ecstatic that the latest issue of Hustler features her photography on its cover and in its centerfold (that vixen Gigi, who's no longer in the biz).
She showed the guy in the newsstand and wanted to show everyone on the street of the conservative neighborhood.
A concerned liberal upper west side Jew writes writes: "I'm ashamed to say this, but as Holly was out of cash when she saw that issue of Hustler on the newsstand, I was the one who paid for it. TEN DOLLARS! Who knew that crap went for ten bucks? Thursday night, about 6pm. Upper West Side, around 75th and Broadway. On the other hand, she did pay for my Chicken Tika Massala. I purchased a copy of the New York Daily News just so she would have something to hide it in.I mean, there can't be that many fellow members of New York upper crust who read Hustler. You should marry her."
Luke to Holly: "You must be so proud. Your parents must be so proud."
Holly's taking a cab back to her hotel.
Luke: "It's five o'clock on a Friday and the regular crowd shuffles in. It's me they've been coming to see to forget about life for a while.
"It'd be funny if you got stuck 40 blocks from your hotel without your glasses."
Holly: "I'd be blind as a bat."
Luke: "That'd be funny if you had to rely on the kindness of strangers."
Holly: "I would be so helpless."
Luke: "You'd be so vulnerable you'd say, 'I'll do anything if you get me home.'"
Holly: "I've never said that. I'm not a hooker, last time I checked."
"So what are you doing?"
Luke: "I'm lying alone with my head on the phone thinking of you till it hurts. I know you hurt too but what else can we do tormented and torn apart. I wish I could carry your smile and my heart for times when my life feels so low. It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring when today doesn't really know, doesn't really know..."
Holly: "What is that?"
Luke: "It's Air Supply's All out of Love."
Holly: "I don't know any Air Supply songs."
Luke: "You're going to learn some."
Holly: "You like Air Supply? Is that a joke?"
Luke: "What? They are my favorite band."
Holly: "Oh no. I've never listened to them."
Luke: "Well, I'll bring a CD over and we'll make out to it."
Holly: "They're made fun of a lot."
Luke: "I'm made fun of a lot, but I'm still standing, better than I ever did. Feeling like a true survivor. Acting like a little kid."
Holly: "Do you have any other bands that you're a fan of?"
Luke: "Bee Gees. Barry Manilow. Elton John. Supertramp. ABBA. The Carpenters. Handel's Messiah."
Holly: "Ohmigod. Honey, honey, honey. No, no, no. Bad. Bad. Bad."
Luke: "You just haven't heard them in the right way."
Holly: "What about Eric Clapton and Led Zeppelin?"
Luke: "Don't like them. I like Debbie Gibson."
Holly: "It's going to take me years to fix you. Debbie Gibson was my first CD. But I was 11. I've grown since then.
"You have the worst collection of music I've ever heard. What am I getting myself into? No, no, no. That's terrible. I'm sorry. I can't see you anymore. That's my mom on the other line..."
Luke: "If you think for one minute that I would sacrifice Air Supply..."
The phone goes dead. XPT
Rabbi Gadol writes me: "Save the condoms for irritating Jewish women; give the real stuff to the Shiksa with the height, blonde hair, yechis, brains, and personality to match. Thus does Rabbi Gadol bestow his blessing on this union. Now post that on your web site, so that my prescience can be viewed and admired by one and all for years to come.
"I doff my keepa to you or would if I were wearing one."
Devon No Longer With Digital Playground
She's forming her own production company with ex-Vivid girl Tawny Roberts. Perhaps Snow Flake Productions, writes Mike South.
Joey Buttafucco's New Job
He makes smoothies on TV and movie sets for $250 an hour.
Sheesh, I'd do that for 1/8th of that money.
He was last seen on the set of Desperate Housewives.
Mark Kramer Works As A Production Manager For Some Digital Playground Directors
Kramer was fired a few weeks ago from his position as head of LFP Video. It was a tawdry scandal. That he's landed on his feet proves yet again that you can't flunk out of porn.
Kramer is not a Digital Playground employee.
LFP giving out employees' home phone numbers without consent
The Hustler Tattler writes:
It's no secret that LFP charges its underpaid employees for parking and then tries to rip them off with in-house financial scams such as the Enron-ish "cafeteria plan."
Now, the Hustler Tattler has learned from a source that LFP has reportedly reached a new low, giving out employees' home phone numbers, without consent, to a private detective.
And who exactly at LFP is doing this behind their backs? HR drone Lyn Heller, the "Scooter" Libby of LFP.
The Tattler was told by a source that Heller is giving employee home phone numbers and addresses to a San Diego-based detective, Arnold Botts.
This blatant breach of privacy raises serious legal questions and some are considering legal action. We would recommend Martin "Mad Dog" Singer who represents Governor Arnold: Lavely & Singer 2049 Century Park East Suite 2400 Los Angeles, CA 90067-2906 (310) 556-3501
How ironic it is that Bruce David and Hustler magazine often sound the alarm about "invasion of privacy" by big government and evil corporations, and yet LFP practices the same right wing brownshirt corporate tactics.
Will Hustler's hypocrisy ever end?
Mobster's peaceful death ends violent chapter in saga of organized crime
Mike Rizzitello is a familiar figure to porn's old guard in Southern California.
The notorious mobster, once known as the boss of the West Coast, died Oct. 26 in Palm Springs, Calif., of complications from a long bout with cancer. He was 78.
A member of Nevada's Black Book of persons banned from entering the state's casinos since July 1988, Rizzitello was charged in 1989 and later convicted in the attempted murder of a California topless club owner. He was still in custody at the time of his death.
"Rizzi" also was known in the underworld as a vicious and efficient killer who participated in the Gallo wars in New York. He terrorized illegal bookmakers, card club owners and others in Los Angeles. For several years his top ally was longtime family friend Anthony Fiato, who later became an FBI informant against Rizzitello.
Although Rizzitello was allied closely with members of the Gambino crime family in New York and the Milano crew in Los Angeles, he became a boss unto himself for several years in Los Angeles. That meant he eventually rose to Public Enemy No. 1 status with law enforcement there.
Skeeter Kerkove Reflects
California, I was 21 years younger then I am now. The video is approx 2 hours long, I appear in the video for less then 5 minutes, period, it is what it is!!! I like my girls all glammed up, a ton of make up, bit fake plastic tits, big hair and fetish clothing. I have been that way since I was 16 years of old age! Glamour forever, the young fresh look is just a boring paycheck to me!
I will always be a director in porn, you stupid idiot, I am not a convicted pedophile, your quote is slanderous and untrue. You guys are losers, quoting lies and mistaken arrests, get a life, I have never even heard of you! In october 2005 my Vivid movie was the number 1 best selling DVD in AVN magazine. It was also the number one rented DVD in october 2005 AVN magazine. I am into glamour, lots of make up, fetish clothes, plastic surgery and way too hardcore of sex for a faggot sissy like you!!! The few teen movies I did were for a lame ass paycheck only, 95 percent of my movies, are what turns me on you worthless take it up the ass cocksucker! I am into full glam girls, tons of make up and thigh high boots. The bigger the girls the tits, the better. Tony, you sissy faggot, there is nothing a take it up the ass punk like you can do, to slow me down, you will never ever be famous or important, as much as you would like to be! You are welcome in my home anytime, day or night, 24/7, no need to call, just stop on my you sissy, lying faggot!
Of course I should be shooting porn, I love what I do, my name sells movies, everybody makes money, who I do movies for, I love fetish clothes, bit tits and lots of make up on these beautiful girls, get off my wave, ignore my porn, it is not made for somebody like you, get a life, get off my wife, quit making me more famous, I do not want all of this attention.
I am not and have never ever been a pedophile, jesus christ. I am into to too much glaMOUR, FETISH, BIG TITS, big, cock sucking lips. That is my trip, these faggots are just jealous,lonely wannabes who want to have one tenth of the success and fun I have. I am a great Daddy, I have five wonderful children, who love me very much and I have learned how to cook fairly well.
Playing the game put me in my million dollar hilltop home, looking down on porn valley, that gave me my home, car and other gifts from God. My house is the ATM house, sodomy paid for my main residence, not my rental properties. God Bless Pornography, God Bless the girls of sodom and God Bless Pornography. It is good to be a porn producer. Viva La revloucion. Seis, seis, seis!!! Hola, my llamo "El Blanco Diablo" Skeeter Kerkove, father of five, thats five confirmations, I did not cum way deep in a girls ASS!!! A Butt baby????? Are you kidding, you can't get pregnant from anal sex, that is nothing but porn folk lore. The elegant, glamourous Hillary Scott once said, there ain't no such thing as a butt baby!!! It is rumoured, Brandon Irons, the outlaw of love, gleefully agreed! Rightfully so, exclaimed Devan Sapphire and Gustavo Chaverria, the latin sensation!
Former AVN VP Of Sales, Jennifer Rosenblatt, Gives Birth To Six-Pound Baby Boy
I talked to her husband's (D$) brother KB at the hospital Thursday.
Kill Girl Kill 3 Party
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Joanna Angel tells me she ordered a camera into her mom's house so she wouldn't have to pay CA's or NY's sales tax. Her mom said, "I know what you're going to do with that. It's disgusting.
"My mom has a new word for my sexual appetite -- 'social butterfly.' She doesn't know how to translate the Hebrew word for slut (zonah) into English.
"She tells me I have too many sexual partners and I need to get married."
Tara, a photographer and webmistress who's angry about another photographer at the party who's knocked her around several times at events while pushing to get his shots, points me to James Deen. He's hanging out with Zoe Mathews. I ask her if he's a diva. She says yes.
James: "She was joking. She doesn't know what she's saying."
Zoe admits she does not know what "diva" means.
In porn about four years, she's done about 30 movies.
"You've just put the tip in," I say. "I had a girlfriend once who told me to only put the tip in."
James: "Isn't that the guy's line?"
Zoe: "I'm the most unslutty porn star he knows."
James recollects the time he had sex at synagogue when he was 15 (with girls his own age).
Luke: "You did it on a Torah scroll?"
James: "Of course. While I was wearing a crucifix."
Luke: "What's your favorite Torah portion?"
James: "Exodus. Exodus 18:3. That's the best one."
And her two sons; of which the name of the one was Gershom; for he said, I have been an alien in a strange land:
Wit Maverick is the operations director at LFP Video.
A guy who resembles Jonathan Davis (lead singer of the rock group Korn) doesn't want his picture taken. If it is Davis (married to ex-porn star Devon Davis last I knew), then he's gained about 100 pounds.
Luke And Holly Do Pornography
Tara writes:
Maybe you could do a documentary together! You could be an 'odd' couple. She's pro porn and you're anti porn.
The documentary could be about 45 minutes to an hour long. I could shoot it for you with my MiniDV and submit it to film festivals.
1. You could talk about how you feel that porn is a bad career for young girls.
2. Holly could give the opposing view point.
3. There would be footage of you doing research on porn sets.
4. Then footage of Holly at work, photographing a model, etc.
5. Holly could introduce you, the anti-porn guy, to her porn mogul parents and you could all have a 'discussion' (scripted of course to making things easier; it would be thought provoking).
6. In the end though, you two walk happily off into the sunset as a happy 'odd couple'.
Doesn't that sound exciting?
An Update From Muslim Porn Escort Heidi
She writes me:
I am in Miami. I was trying to make the business with these producers and directors in UAE so I went to show the reals. ANd they want to make business with Jewish Hollywood. BUt I think that they are scared from each other but they are inviting the Jewish DIrectors to come to dubai because they are obsessed with hollywood and want to know how those guys did it. Also they put the big picture of Nicole Kidman up in there streats and some of the arabs asked if they had a chance to screw her.
That is the latest for the Muslim Jew news and also from the Muslim escort porn girl.
The other thing I wanted to let you know is that those guys are trying to get me a really good job there and they said that the guys in America are loosers who have nothing to offer and they include my fiance in that statement and they are mad that he has not emidiately married me and he did not give me a salary job.
So I was listening to my fiance talking about the lesbians who hire there friends in the entertainment industry and he always complains about them. ANd I came to the conclussion after a year of hearing this that in order to get gainful employment in america as a woman i have to join some kind of movement.
Like as you became a Jew maybe I should join the lesbian separtist movement to recieve maximum economic and financial security benefit. But then in the arab countries the males make the woman strong and give her the good possition and maybe because I was dependent on them i missed the feminist boat when it left the harbor which is attributing to my survival cluelessness.
Miami is boring and LA is boring and I feel disenfrancised and I feel like being in America encouraged me to be a nyphomanic and turning towards homosexuality and currupted me away from the religeous extreemism that I really enjoy.
I feel like the curruption was apparent to the Muslims when I brought in that Dildo that was confiscated from them and how I was used to the vibrator and I would never had been even using a vibrator if it was not for the residence of Los Angeles.
I will probably return to Dubai soon since there is nothing to do in Miami and no money to be made from being here.
Chaim Amalek writes: "Miami is not a good fit for your friend Heidi. Too many Cubans and confused people. Tell her that New York is the city she should try for, as we remain the capital of all that is important in this often unholy world of ours. Plus, if she comes here, I will do my best to escort her to various functions and shield her from all the Godless men who would seek to take advantage of her."
Lezley Zen Returns To Florida
She writes me: "I am currently in Ft Lauderdale, just got back yesterday, and have no power and this place looks like a nuclear bomb went off! I am trying to figure out how the hell to get back to Cali."
Which Male Performer Has An HIV-Positive Girlfriend?
Ashley Blue writes on XPT: "It's common sense to not date/f--- a person that is HIV positive, especially when you are doing porn scenes! There is a male performer that is currently doing scenes that has an HIV positive girlfriend. It makes me pissed off!"
Ashley refers to a rumor linking Shane Diesel to HIV-positive Czech girl Jessica Dee.
Gen Padova writes on XPT: "I actually would have never expected this from Shane at all unless he plans to play this wise and get out of the industry while he is having condom involved sex with her. Or there's no intercourse involved at all. But that's hard to believe."
I call Missy Monroe. "I'm going up to San Francisco to dance," she says. "It should be really fun. I get to squirt on stage. There's good money there."
I ask about Shane and Jessica.
Missy: "I heard a rumor [a couple of weeks ago] they were together. I got booked to do a scene with him and some other guy. After hearing the rumor, I didn't know if I wanted to do anything with him. I asked my agent to ask about it. She called and called to them. They [the producer] said that other guys were spreading a rumor about him so he could not work anymore. That it was a lie. That they weren't together. That they were cancelling me for the scene because I was concerned about it.
"I thought that was messed up. If it is not true, and it was a rumor I heard and I concerned about it, why would you want to cancel me?"
Porn Studies - Edited By Linda Williams
This 516-page book was published by Duke University Press in June 2004.
Jake Gerli writes on page 213 about the films of Chuck Vincent.
Jeremy Steele - Chicken Soup For The Porn Soul
Guapo writes on XPT: "In his defense, I read the poetry and it was just so... SO special. It was like literary masengil for the soul."
In this crazy mixed-up industry of our's, it's life-saving to study the affirming, healing, empowering literary works of gentleman pornographer Jeremy Steele.
2cums writes on XPT: "Alt porn, a more polite way of saying, No Blacks Allowed."
Ron Jeremy, Richard Dreyfuss Discuss The Art Of Acting At Porn Star Karaoke - UPDATED
Kayla Kupcakes, Richard Dreyfuss, and Ron Jeremy chat at Sardo's Bar in Burbank.
Thesbians Marc Davis and Richard Dreyfuss compare notes Tuesday night, November 1.
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I found some info on Paul Provenza on this UK site:
Airdrie writes: "Very funny guy. My only criticism is that one should exercise extreme caution before saying the words "F**k the pope" in a city like Glasgow where religion is a somewhat sensitive issue."
Ron Royster has left Chapel Hill for a few weeks to shoot a movie with VCA with the photographer Octavio.
"We're going to try to start something new," says Ron. "The same family as alt porn... I'm afraid to say alt porn, because I love David Aaron Clark, and I'm afraid if I say alt porn, he's not going to talk to me."
Royster began his porn career four years ago doing music for Adam & Eve.
He had his worst experience in porn last week when he posted to XPT and was the recipient of the nastiest comments he's heard in his life. "I'm from Chapel Hill," says Royster. "I love everybody."
JamesN replied to Royster's first XPT post thus: "wow, who else gets hard thinking of eroticist films going through his last spasms after lethal injection? you're a f---ing idiot, go express your emotions in abject poverty somewhere else. mushbrain faggot."
As I give Royster my philosophy on reconciling my highest moral values with society's need for my penetrating analysis of its most grievous social problems, he says I'm "Rocket Man" squared:
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here aloneMars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
Roy says: "I feel that in the Adult industry, I fit in like a black man at a Klu Klux Klan meeting."
Only the lonely can play.
From a strict Muslim family, Sahara Knite, 30, entered porn last October after eight years in fashion.
She's done about 30 scenes.
She has a working-class accent. "I got sick of my job. I started doing some softcore girl-girl TV work."
She says her family (with the exception of her youngest brother) and relations do not talk to her (largely because of her porn work).
Growing up, Sahara wore a scarf over her hair (but not a burka). When she went to university at 18, she became alienated from her family.
Sahara says she's never encountered any anti-Muslim discrimination in porn.
She avoids talking about politics.
"I want to make a comfortable living and retire early. I don't plan to be working when I'm 35."
Never married, the bisexual says she's single.
Keiko and her husband (they married Oct 27 after living together for five years) Rob shaved most of their heads. They look like white children kidnapped by Indians.
Keiko explains that her hair was fried from five dye-and-fry jobs this summer and was falling out.
Rob did the jagged shave job on her head.
Luke: "What prompted you to get married?"
Keiko: "We looked at each other and said, 'It's our five-year anniversary. We're not going anywhere. We might as well get married."
Luke: "That's beautiful."
Keiko has not done a scene since August. "I have a bunch of wigs," she says. "If a director hires me and wants me to be a blonde that weekend, we're good."
I'm guessing I'm not going to see Rob and Keiko at Eon McKai's party Thursday night.
I interview tall blonde Barbara Summer (appears in about 200 movies), who's from Prague (Czech Republic). A year ago, she would not have been able to talk to me, but her English has improved dramatically since then due to her time working in the United States.
She's been married for eight years. Four years ago, Barbara and her husband (George Renaud, "he's kinda famous in Europe") wanted to do more erotic things. "I was thinking about dancing and he was thinking about [porn]. We went to a softcore casting and of course there were people there from hardcore."
Barbara explains that she and her husband "have an open relationship. We can have sex with other people in our private life. We don't get jealous.
"He doesn't like traveling. He doesn't come to the US. I love Los Angeles. I love people in Los Angeles. I love people in the business here."
Barbara says the porn industry in Los Angeles is more professional than the one in Prague. "There's better medical care [in LA thanks to AIM]. In Prague, we need to have a medical center for porn people. People love their job here. In Europe it's more for money."
Later in the evening, I hear about Barbara breaking up with a boyfriend. She denies it.
As a kid, Barbara wanted to become a veterinarian.
"Yes, I got implants. Many people say they are the best boob job in the industry [they remained B-cups].
"I had destroyed my boobs through body building. I did fitness competitions for three years."
She says her breasts are more sensitive now, so much so that she can't do certain bondage things. She only shoots bondage for one company - Cybernet in San Francisco.
Barbara's unaware of any difference in the way Americans and Europeans have sex (privately).
She says people in Prague are ok with porn stars but in small villages porners encounter more hate.
Genesis shows up after I leave. She wears a blond wig and a tiara. She seemed sad, nervous, and twitchy. Maybe she had another car stolen?
I bring my New York friend Dick with me to PSK. Wednesday evening, I ask him about his flight home. "Smooth as my dream lover's vaginal walls," he replies.
Demi Marx says to actor/comic Paul Provenza, "How does your mother feel about you being in porn?"
"He's not in porn," I explode. "He's a real actor."
Demi takes offense. "What does that mean? What are we? We're not real actors? Let's see him put something in his butt. Let's see you put something in your butt."
Demi entered porn at the end of 2004. Then she returned to college in Las Vegas and got her degree. "Psychology. To find out why I was doing porn in the first place."
Now's she back in XXX and has done about 30 films, an accomplishment that puts her college degree in perspective. "I found out there's nothing wrong with it. I love it. Psychologists are more f------up than any porn star I've met."
Luke: "Did you have to take a lot of acting classes before you could do porn?"
Demi: "No. It comes naturally."
A few months ago, Demi broke up with her rocker boyfriend. "There can be only one star in my relationship. Rock stars. Egos.
"I don't have relationships while I'm doing porn."
In Demi's first two years in highschool, she was a straight-A student and a cheerleader. Her parents thought she was backsliding with religious commitment and sent her to an all-girls Catholic school in Texas with no television. She's been in rebellion ever since. Once she did seven altar boys, one right after the other, in a church.
Luke: "Did you do it in Latin?"
Demi: "In Latin?"
Luke: "Say 'Body of Christ, Body of Christ,' and put the wafer on your tongue."
Demi: "No. I'm already going to hell..."
Luke: "How could a seven-boy gangbang be wrong?"
Demi: "It was behind a pew."
I'm taken aback.
Demi: "Dude, I was locked up with 72 females. I hadn't seen cock in seven months."
Luke: "I understand. Now it's clear. I heart you. I would've done the same thing."
Demi: "It was a spiritual experience."
She says she had sex with most of the 72-girls in her school. But no nuns or priests.
She lost her virginity at 15.
Demi says her parents don't know about her porn career. "My mom walked into an AM/PM on a roadtrip and walked into a bathroom and my Hustler spread was lying across the sink. I just denied it.
"She's in denial. Let's just leave her there.
"My little sister knows. The boys in her school told her. How would you like to be a kid and you go on the internet and all of a sudden your sister shows up with a giant cock in her mouth?"
Luke: "You'll have to pay for a year of his therapy."
Demi says she's in porn for the long haul. She enjoys all her scenes and the day she doesn't is the day she'll stop.
My friend Dick looks at the white wall outside of Sardo's and immediately thinks of the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem. The similarities are uncanny. Perhaps Sardo's is the Wailing Wall for porn.
Dick wonders if porners write down prayers and push them into the cracks where people have shot themselves. Perhaps if the porners wrote their prayers on currency, I would take them and pray for them in accordance with how much they give.
"You have to start with the little things to make the world whole," says Rabbi Gadol. "When you bring healing to the porn industry, the Jew and the Palestinian will lie down like the lamb and the wolf.
"I see this yawning chasm in porn, broken vessels in need of repair. This huge gaping hole needs to be filled with currency which you will turn into prayer, good deeds and charity."
Though Dick despises the commercial sex industry, he gets lap dances whenever he goes to Vegas. "I'm going to find the right woman one day and settle down," he explains. "When I do, I want to have this whole catalogue of images in my mind."
So he only gets lap dances for the sake of his future marriage.
Dick says I should travel the world for a reality show and try to find my bride in war-ravaged areas such as Chechnya.
Dick suggests a series of dating DVD that I should sell on this site -- How To Court Counter-Culture Chicks With No Money Down.
"Hi, my name is Duke Floored. I drive a serial-killer van and live in a hovel, yet I go out with beautiful women who pay for my dinners. You can too if you just purchase my DVDs. You can have sex with counter-culture chicks."
Tara: "Just offer them some smack."
Jane: "Look at Courtney Simpsons. A year ago, she was a cheerleader at Arizona State University. You have to have some brains to get in there. Now she's in porn, working with Max Hardcore, getting her head dunked in the toilet, peed on."
Dick: "What percentage of porn women use drugs?"
Luke: "A third."
Gia Paloma used to be chubby. Now she's svelte. What did she do? The coke diet?
Dick: "You should have a section on how to spot women with mental disorders and how to approach them. How to tell if they are on medication or not."
Lexi Bardot has finally bought her puppy (a Japanese Chin).
Luke: "How many anal scenes did you have to do to afford that?"
Lexi: "Not that many. I just had to pay off a couple of bills.
"I got the dog Saturday (for $500). She's three years old. She's a retired show dog. Her name is Lacey Bardot. She didn't get along with the chihuaha that the lady had."
Sahara, Demi and Barbara laugh.
Lexi: "This is serious news. You're getting the first report. The only reason I did Kill Girl Kill 3 was to get a dog.
"I took Lacey on set with me for the first time. She was an angel. She didn't fart. She didn't [defecate]. She didn't do anything while mom was getting rammed up the ass by Manuel Ferrara. The dog is five pounds, almost as big as Manuel Ferrara's cock.
"Of course I sleep with her. I don't have sex with her."
Luke: "What did you guys do for Halloween?"
Lexi: "I gave out candy to kids while wearing a butt plug to prepare for today."
Marc Davis looms over us. "Do you know who you're talking to?" he asks the girls.
Lexi: "I had to let him know about Lacey.
"I love Marc Davis but he doesn't allow dogs in his apartment."
Barbara Summer, who just quit smoking, tells Marc: "You smoke too much."
Lexi: "My mother hates what I do. She supported me when I was [doing a civilian job and] getting drunk every night, but I do porn and get sober and she does not support it."
Lexi was raised a Buddhist and continues to identify with the faith, even though she seems to have almost no grasp of the religion. "You live the life you believe you should live, and that's that," she says.
Tara, the photographer and webmaster, asks the girls if they'd date me.
"Barbara Summer is married," I protest. "I can't date a porn girl because that would be unprofessional."
Tara: "We're thinking of a reality show -- I'm Dating A Porn Star."
Luke: "If I walked into a room with her, every guy in there would've done her."
Demi: "No. You're rude."
Tara to me: "Do you want to be at PSK when you're 50 taking pictures and interviewing people?"
Dick: "I'm Courting A Porn Star. You're not having sex with her. That adds a whole new layer of tension and an opportunity for growth and learning on both sides. This is the woman who might bear my children."
Dick asks Lexxy Foxx what she thinks about socialized medicine.
Lexxy: "What's that?"
Dick: "Where the government pays for your medical care."
Lexxy: "Oh, like Canada?"
Dick: "Yes."
Lexxy: "I like that."
Dick tells me: "You should ask porn stars for their views on Iraq. Everyone asks porn stars about f------. That's boring."
Pamela Peaks introduces me to a new stud -- Donny Long. From Miami, he's been doing porn for about four months (mainly for Bang Bus). He moved to LA to escape the last Florida hurricane.
Before porn, he worked in boating.
As a kid, he had no specific plans for his life. "I got in quite a bit of trouble."
Who is this new Vivid director B. Skow?
The Pornographer's Daughter
Holly Randall writes on Suze.net:
I have to say the good reception I've had from my essay in Naked Ambition has really inspired me to start my book-- my parents and I have already discussed it and we think "The Pornographer's Daughter" would be a good title. I'm only a little worried because to write a story about my life, I have to be honest about those closest to me-- and that would obviously be my parents. My mom was scared to read my piece in Naked Ambition, but once she did she was very proud of me. My parents were honestly the best you can ask for, but like all human beings, they did some things that really affected me as a kid. I want to be honest and forthright, but I don't want to hurt them. This is my dilemma.
On October 17, she wrote:
It's funny, that was the first time I'd met Luke and for some reason we just got along really well and hung out the whole night of the awards. There were so many pics taken of us I joked that it looks like we're a couple...
Alt Porn On Cover Of November AVN
As long as there's a penis going inside an orifice, it's still "lowbrow hard-on fuel." However you slice it, it doesn't matter much. Vivid is just as unacceptable to the people who hate porn (about a third of the country, many of whom use it) as Rob Black and Max Hardcore. From the people who fornicate beside slaughtered animals to those who use real people in their "erotic documentaries" to plotted porn with special effects like PiratesXXX, it's all pornography (overwhelmingly made and purchased by socially isolated men, this is by definition as the consumption of porn is done alone, and the effect of making porn for a profession is widespread social ostracism) and has more in common with other pornography than any other medium (such as punk or new wave).
Scott McGowan (My New Friend From The Tampa Show) Confused By My Multiple Personalities
I can go a week without checking my cell phone for messages. Luckily, I checked mine yesterday and got Scott's from a few hours before.
He'd concluded from our IM conversation earlier in the day that someone had hacked my account and was impersonating me. Nope, it was just that my lithium hadn't kicked in yet.
When I called Scott at 9pm PST, he asked me to wait a minute so he could walk outside. "As you suspect, I'm in a bar."
When I recounted our IM, he laughed and said, "You got me good."
Don't put me in a matchbox, guys. Just because I'm Your Moral Leader, doesn't mean I'm not subject to the same human frailties as the next porn gossip columnist.
Levitra Is Breaking Me
Though my spirit is willing, my flesh is weak. So I went to my Kaiser doctor today and got a prescription for a picker-upper. It's not covered by Kaiser. I'm out $120 for 12 pills (I feel guilty because I owe several readers of this column a total of $2,500, not to mention $2,500 to the IRS, and another $13,600 elsewhere). Maybe if I cut the pills in half (forgo Rogaine and Grecian Formula for a few months), they will add half an erection to the half I've already got, and together I'll be able to keep up with my young new girlfriend.
If this medication wasn't for my health, I wouldn't splurge on it.
What's New With Joseph Elkind?
I call JoeE (owner of IceColdCash.com) Wednesday morning. "The IRS thing is getting real close. They have a strange way of operating. They go after you first. It's politics and bureaucracy, if you understand those two words. They're going to find a trail of American credit cards and everybody [John Bennett, Steve Workman and company] in Curacao where all the money is hidden [from CEN and company] and they are going to go after them. And they're going to do it through me. I've got no choice but to say what I know. I'm not going to go down."
Luke: "Is the IRS's primary target you or John Bennett?"
JoeE: "Their primary target is me. I've got to assume that because they're coming after me. But they already know my financial situation. They already know where my own money is. I guess I'm the way to get to the big money off-shore.
"You know I'm not a good liar or I wouldn't tell you this stuff. Maybe they're not sure I'm completely empty, but believe me, I'm completely empty."
Luke: "Are they talking to Bennett too?"
JoeE: "I don't know.
"This guy Richard Cahan sets up [off-shore] structures for everybody in the business. His law firm Becker & Poliakoff had booths at conventions. They set up off-shore structures for everybody. They shouldn't have done that. It's tax evasion. All it does is put money in the pockets of Richard Cahan and Becker & Poliakoff, and, if you're in business, it gives you a chance to f--- your partner. Whoever strikes first.
"It was a stupid thing I did [agreeing to the off-shore structuring]. I did it on the advice of my own attorneys. That's why I'll win this other $50 million lawsuit easily.
"It's not about money, Luke. It's about contentment. I don't fly private planes any more. Bennett was jealous of that. He flies private planes, but I'm in-shape, healthy, and working three-four hours a day. I have a mortgage business, Ice, and a credit card deal with the Chinese I'm still working on."
Cytherea's Aborted Child Just A Joke, She Says
JamesN writes on XPT: "like a week ago i was doing what i often do, showing up in the ksex chatroom as ACCHOPCHOP to harass him or talk s--- to wankus until he kicks me out. i don't listen to the shows and i'm usually booted pretty fast-this time i wandered in during cytherea's show and it was pretty clear she'd just been shut up by her suitcase pimp from saying something ruinous to her career. being the prick i am, i figured out when the show would repeat and caught it--cytherea's talking about her former boyfriend who "knocked her up" and her current boyfriend FREAKS, just goes nuts telling her to shut up and stop talking about it. it was great entertainment."
I call Cytherea Wednesday morning and she says it was just a joke.
Cytherea: "We were just kidding. They [Harry Weiss, Brian (her husband), and Dick Delaware) were making fun of me because my tits were really big because I was on my period."
Luke: "I heard Brian freaked out."
Cytherea: "Brian didn't freak out. It's really hard to freak Brian out, but when you do, watch out."
Cytherea looked irritated at Porn Star Karaoke last night. She wasn't wearing any make-up and she didn't want any pictures taken of her.
"Just one drink, honey," Brian said to her as he headed inside. I think they left about 20 minutes later.
Naked Ambition Reading In New York
Kevin Blatt emails his photos: pic pic Carly Milne Nina Hartley, Lainie Speiser is the redhead on right.
Lainie writes:
Yucky you posted that photo? I look like s--- in it! The reading went great! I was kinda nervous about reading and Carly had me read last but it turned out wonderful and I got a great response. Good crowd too. Before I read I warmed up with a joke, I said I felt like I was at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
Luke why’d you bother posting those photos, I saw all of ‘em they blow, my 3 year old nephew could do a better job and they’re not cool candids either. Why didn’t he just ask and have the people look at him and pose?
The reading in LA was agonizingly boring, but all readings suck. Never heard a good one. A talk should be extemporaneous.
Lainie responds:
Well it depends on how people read. I’ve been to good ones but the writer was a great reader. Like David Sedaris is great when he reads because he’s very animated. Charles Bukowski was a great reader too (never saw him read was too young to know him when he did that). Jim Carroll used to do some good stuff too but I was entranced by his New York accent.
How many people were reading? At this reading the best was Nina Hartley, Stormy Daniels and Joanna Angel. Nina is a really good writer too. And I heard I was pretty good, but I can’t say that about myself because Hashem frowns upon the boasting as you know.
I hear that most of the crowd were Joanna Angel fans and they mainly applauded for her.
Lainie responds: "No, that’s total bulls---! Stormy got lots of applause and so did Nina, there were more Nina Hartley fans than anyone else. I got the most laughs actually."
Jane writes:
I read about Tera making those accusations. Suze comes on verbally to all of the girls but she doesn’t really want to f--- you its just part of her shtick to make you feel sexy. She says so me your beautiful pink pussy my darling and all that s---, but she doesn’t actually try to F you.
Tera is a drama queen, I love her, she’s gorgeous and great to talk to, but you can only believe every other thing she says, like the nurse and Ford Model stuff is total BS no one can find documentation to prove it.
Janey writes:
Has anyone ever been able to determine the true origins of Tera Patrick? I don't believe the story about her being an international model or being an RN (or a paramedic as she's suggested in another interview). None of it really ads up. She's definitely got the worst attitude of any porn star when present at adult conventions. Unless posing for a picture (which she charges for), she appears sullen, imperious, and bored. I do not know what she is like on movie sets, but her public attitude is atrocious. She takes her porn fame for granted.
The only adult performer who is actually in a position to do that is Jenna Jameson. She could stop working tomorrow and she'd still have money coming in, not just from her own empire, but from her rich husband, Jay Grdina, who is a porn distributor.
Tera, on the other hand, doesn't have an empire and is partnered with Evan Seinfeld, an actor/musician, who is a nice person, but not a businessman schooled in the way of the adult industry. Tera and Evan do not appear to be well regarded in the industry (this was notable even before her sagging video sales) and I don't see a happy ending for Tera. She has a bitter attitude towards an industry that she stepped into as a neophyte and was instantly successful (admittedly much to her own surprise). She doesn't understand the way that the industry works. Talent never makes as much as the people who own and promote the end product. Porn is very similar to the music industry, where the record labels own an act's master recordings and pays them a pitiable royalty rate of .03 for every $17.95 CD sold.
Porn Girls With Fake IDs
Janice Smith and Adriana. Adriana. Adriana. "This girl's social and passport are fake," says an agent. "She has no real US ids."
Ranting Devan Retires From Hardcore Gossip
It was back in September of 2002 when I first got the call that I would be taking over Hardcore Gossip. I was in New York City watching the memorial services for the one-year anniversary of the attack on the Twin Towers. Everything in my life had just been turned upside down, from my marriage ending to me having a meltdown and quitting working as a production manager slash producer for all of my clients, the job I had held for the previous six some odd years.
Devan, who hasn't done much writing on the site for at least a year, thanks his boss Metro owner Kenny Guarino.
He writes me:
THOSE PIECES OF S--- DELETED ME (MYSPACE.COM/JEREMYSTEELEXXX) WITHOUT REASON OR WARNING.... OH YEAH READING THE TERMS OF "SERVICE" THAT'S WHAT THOSE f---S CAN DO... I LOST A LOT OF GOOD S---/POETRY I JUST WROTE AND HAD ONLY ON THERE.... WE LIVE IN A f---ING ORWELLIAN SOCIETY AND WE'RE TOO SHEEPISH TO KNOW OR GIVE A S---! I HAD NOTHING PORNOGRAPHIC (HARDCORE), I HAVE SEE NAKED TITS AND ASS ON OTHER SPACES AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT. LAST I LISTED SOME POETRY WAS WHICH NOT PROFANE AND A LIST OF SOME 9-11 BOOKS I'VE READ. ALL HAIL THE THOUGHT POLICE!
Kurt Lockwood - Stud Of The Year
Bob writes: "I just want to say that my friends and I think that Kurt Lockwood needs to chill out and just give the girls and us guys what we want. A good looking young hard stud, that isn't afraid of his sexuality and more so, isnt afraid of expressing emotion. Tender and loving and yet firm, if AVN is listening. KURT for stud of the year. God bless good porn and the quality people behind it."
Third Party Takes Over Advertising On Lukeisback.com
All existing contracts will be honored. Aside from that, a third-party will be handling advertising sales on lukeisback. trafficpartners at gmail.com. I will concentrate on writing and editing the site.
Did Suze Randall Hit On Tera Patrick?
Holly Randall (eldest child of Suze) does not remember the first time we met. She thinks it was at the Tampa Show three weeks ago. But it was January 8, 2005 on the red carpet at the AVN Awards.
Normally, I'm used to being met and instantly forgotten, but for some reason, this time it hurts.
Holly calls me from New York at 9:11am, Nov 1: "Listen to what Tera Patrick wrote [in the new book Naked Ambition: Women Pornographers and How They Are Changing the Sex Industry]."
Tera wrote: "I lived at Suze Randall's home for a while and when she wasn't busy hitting on me, I was getting published in every magazine imaginable. In retrospect, she probably paid for that house off of the pictures she shot of me, but no matter."
When Suze was younger (she posed nude in Playboy and Hustler before she became a photographer to support her husband's writing career, Humphry Knipe's published two books), she slept with Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, Jim Brown, Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt and Traci Lords. But over the past 20 years, she's been busy as a working mom and doesn't hit on people anymore (to the best of my knowledge, for instance, she's never hit on me).
Holly: "My mom did not hit on Tera Patrick. My mom does not hit on any of her models. She's [really bad word here] 58-years old. We bought that house at least six years before we ever met Tera. Can you believe she said that? Actually, I can believe she said that. That's disgusting."
Holly (stuck in a two-star hotel) and several other contributors (paid $50 each for their essays) to the book, including Wicked's Stormy, have paid their own way to New York to do a few readings.
In a "Holly Randall for American Bukkake" fan thread on XPT, Holly writes: "Sorry but I'm saving myself for Luke."
On page 172 of her book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, Jenna Jameson writes:
I began to feel like Suze was taking advantage of me. My pictures appeared in every sex ad and foreign nudie magazine imaginable. And since I'd signed away the rights, she was raking in all the money. Whenever I asked her for a few chromes for a promo shot or to make a modeling book, she'd refuse. I'd ask her instead to shoot an extra roll for me at our next session instead, and she'd say she couldn't. She made her living off enthusiastic new girls like myself, and I understood that and was grateful to her for making me an international cover girl. But there was a bigger problem -- she was stringing me along, telling me that each shoot we did just might be a centerfold in Penthouse. However, nothing we did ever appeared there, and that had been my drea from day one. And with every picture of mine that was published somewhere else, my chances of ever being a Penthouse Pet plummeted lower and lower.
So I added Suze to mental s---list of people I could not trust and decided to stop working with her. Though my reasons made sense logically, they were also convenient rationalizations for my drug habit.
Suze was hurt and then furious when she heard about this remark. She says Jenna's comments are unfair.
Is Homegrown Video On Your Blacklist?
Farrell Timlake, Homegrown co-owner, writes on GFY:
Seems we have earned our place on a few blacklists to date... If we are on your list too then please let us know so we don't bother you by trying to do some biz. Here is a list of folks we won't be bothering any time soon -
Cybererotica (Obvious reasons...read the public record)
Matrix (Because Norman Bentley seems to kiss the earth Levy walks on)
Adult Friend Finder (same attorney as working CE case, Ira Rothkin, put squelch on deal we had pending with AFF)
Porndollar (Jason let's talk about you, us, and Acacia some time...)
Python (Because David Vanderpool is also tagged in our ongoing CE case)
AlienQ (Who cares anyway...)
Chris South (HomegrownWhores.com loser in our WIPO decision)I know there are more but this is a good start... To all the others, who are you? Where are you? Why do you hate us? Is it because of something we actually did or because of something somebody told you we did? You are entitled to your opinions, of course, but please make things easier for all us by saying that we shouldn't bother trying to make money together. We will be sure to do the polite thing and give you a wide berth so as not to make anyone uncomfortable.
Wired Guy writes: "Those are some pretty big names and companies that seem to not like you guys."
Ira P. Rothken replies to my inquiry: "The quote is false. I would be interested to know on what factual basis he makes such assertions. His comments, in my view, are hateful and unproductive. Also, my name is spelled incorrectly."
Angel Dark Hospitalized
Spaniard writes on ADT: "Angel Dark has serious kidney problems and is hospitalized for a week in Prague. She´s not in death danger now but if complications appear, in worst of cases, it could happen."
Stephen Cohen's Daughter Jhuliana Aramis Cohen Was Sentenced Monday To 10-Months In Prison For Marijuana Smuggling
Her father's adversary Gary Kremen was in the courtroom to watch. His lawyer Tim Dillon spent an hour with her in jail.
Is there anyone with a brain at AVN?
Mike Smoke writes on GFY: "Some of us do NOT want ANYTHING that says "adult entertainment expo" on the outside, showing up at our mailboxes. I got two very different pieces of mail today...XBiz magazine, wrapped discreetly in blue plastic....and a postcard that said several times on it that I should register for the premiere adult entertainment expo in January. I do NOT want anything that says "adult" on the outside, showing up in my community where people can see it. WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT FOR AVN TO UNDERSTAND?"
Jane writes:
I read the Kurt Lockwood bio on your site. Its very funny, he really makes an ass of himself, although it is obvious that he is quite intelligent. Where did he obtain his theater degree? He is very different from the current generation of male talent in that he's a failed mainstream guy, rather than some shmuck who got into porn because they like having sex and getting paid for it.
As far as AVN sending out conspicuous pieces of mail, they are not the only company that is careless. A SicCash.com affiliate (Brad Shaw's program) got harassed by her neighbors and some other community members after they Google'd her name and found her name and address listed in the SicCash affiliate database which was online and not protected from those outside the company. The best thing for anyone involved in adult is to have a private post office box at MailBoxes, Etc or some place like that for adult business. US Postal boxes are no good because any member of the public can request the name of a box holder. Also, its good to have a separate phone number (i.e. voice mail) for adult stuff. I once had an affiliate company called me at home and asked me to send traffic! Luckily, I live alone, so it wasn't a hassle, but for someone who lives at home with Mom & Dad (you'd be stunned at the number of webmasters in 18-24 range who do live at gome) or roommates and doesn't want them to know, a separate number is essential.
Did Joseph Elkind Put Out A Contract On His Ex-Partner John Bennett?
JoeE replies:
Contract? me? I am going through the court systems. I have no problems. One- I am healthy. Two- I have my bills paid. All the rest are issues , buddy. Bennett has health problems to begin with and he has been using steroids(needles) forever. When I run in to him, I'll hit him in the face like the bitch he is, if he was a happy person, YES , I WOULD KILL HIM MYSELF. However, he is a miserable f---, go figure.
Have you ever had a facelift or plastic surgery or do you come by your good looks naturally?
Facelift? Wouldn't I look better? Where is the real Luke?
Kevin Blatt (Internet Consultant) Says He's Somebody
He starts more drama on GFY, and makes this comment as an aside: "The LA Times seems to think I am a nobody as well as ABC News - and my new TV Show coming out " The Ultimate Ultimate Challenge" has already been picked up by a nobody network."
I call KB in New York Monday evening, Oct 31, to make sense of it all.
He'd left me this message: "These guys on GFY are pretty funny. The bottom line is that KBizzle is stepping his game up in the new mack-millenium. Pimp, pimp, hooray."
Luke: "Are you using again?"
KB: "That's such a joke. My haters are my haters.
"I don't even know P1mpdog. He came out and made attacks on my company MobBucks. P1mpdog is partners with Ian [Eisenberg]. I've only tried to do good for P1mpdog and he came out and he called me a scumbag because I had an ICQ conversation 18-months [with a chick that Tim of Mob Bucks is now banging, Arika Ames]. Everybody is claiming that Tim stole Arika from her husband Newbreed but that is not true. She's been trying to get out of that situation for a while.
"I'm not like other people. I will punch him in the mouth. I will not put up with people who don't know me talking s---. [P1mpdog's comments] were based on pictures and because I have a 20-year old girlfriend.
"These people are all haters because they have no life. They sit around on the computer all day and all night."
KB writes on GFY: "Trey [P1mpdog, putative owner of the webmaster program EpicCash] is a big weenie and everyone knows it- He is all talk and his boss even said so. I on the hand have no time to bicker with children I have a new celebrity sex tape to worry about."
Iwantchixx replies to KB: "First you threaten him [P1mpdog], then bring the mention of cops. You're a little man. Internet threats are for sissies... hell, threats are for sissies period. I find it hard to justify paying someone a "visit" over something as material as money. BTW... if you plan to do something to someone it's usually best to keep your mouth shut about it rather than blab about it all over the internet. If a fool like you ever showed up at my door over a business deal gone sour I would prolly send you packing with paramedics carrying you on a stretcher. Words like yours oculd land you hospitalized or in jail for a very long time. You're suposed to be Mr Smart PR Man.... use your brains. You're as much part of a "family" as I am black."
Uno writes KB: "Didn't you have a drug addled life until only recently? I'm not sticking up for Trey, but come on man. You've posted your weakness for synthetic bliss and hoepfully successful triumph over it. I hope you are still sticking with your program. The white has taken down a lot of my friends and destroyed a lot of lives of people i care about, both directly and indirectly."
Brad Shaw alleges: "KB is off the wagon, I can tell."
DirtyWhiteBoy writes: "KB, I need a reality show. Traveling all over the world shooting porn, 3rd world drama, police bribes, trannys, donkeys... all good stuff. It is a story that needs to be told. WAY more exciting than that Semore Butts show."
KB writes:
Hey smarty pants [Brad Shaw] - Why don't you call my lifecoach and ask him if I am staying focused and clean. Better yet ask my 20 yr old GF [Ria Lynn].
If I cared for one minute what you all thought of me I'd actually cry reading these peoples accounts of me- People who don't know me or have ever done biz with me- It's a shame, maybe more of you should do business with me or get to know me better. I love when haters make assumptions off my board persona- without fully knowing me- You are all sheep I am off to NY to do business with real mainstream people- and people who have higher IQ's than anyone posting in this thread.
Baddog writes: "I have to wonder why you would put your friends at risk by bringing a 20 year old into a bar. Just wondering."
Brad Mitchell writes: "Earlier this year when I was negotiating for it, Cyberspace.com was listed at $500,000 but the owners would have taken just a little less than half that."
Pipecrew writes:
No bar, club, pub, no matter what will turn away an underage girl if she's pretty. I have seen the most popular clubs in miami beg pretty 17 year old girls to come in, offering them free bottles and all that S---, and they know these girls are young.. 90% of the time they wont id girls, the other 10% they are just doing it for show but not even looking at it, you could hand them a Costco card and still get in. Without Girls, guys dont go to clubs, and lets face it, most guys want a girl that is 18 to 21, because they arent as corrupted yet.
KB writes:
First off Bad Dog to answer your question- She has an ID- Whether of not that ID is legal is notfor me to question- or most door guys. My girl shot hardcore porn BD- and in my opinion, if you are old enough to have sex on camera to make others very wealthy , or to go to war - she could certainly have a cocktail in my presence. Especially when I was the one driving and I don't drink when I drive.
...You and I know better than anyone what the attraction is all about -- we both have 20 yr old vagina.