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Nikki Diamond's Katrina Tale
When I evacuated my waterlogged home in New Orleans on the 1st of September, the group I was with decided that we would drive as far as we could on the gas we had, and wound up in the Southwest region of Louisiana in a little town with a bunch of really nice people who lifted our spirits with their incredible kindness and generousity... we all did the FEMA thing, and waited for news that we could go home and it would all be over soon, right? HA! NOT!!!... enter, RITA. This fiasco was about to get worse! Mandatory Evacuation #2... red cross shelter...here we come.
Thanks to the awesome people at the salvation army who gave us a gas voucher...( now to find a station with gas..hmmm) Any financial assistance was on its way to location #1, and location #2 was now out of resources because of the massive amount of people they were dealing with. All's well that ends well though, and I am at my mold infested, trashed, smelly and beat up house at this moment, with lights and phone surprisingly and MY COMPUTER LIVED!!!! YAY... not much else made it, but I really don't CARE anymore, because if you could see what this city looks like, whew!
I got LUCKY, and I feel kinda guilty for feeling so sorry for myself when I really didn't suffer much but material loss that can be replaced... except one thing, and I'm wondering if I can enlist your help perhaps on this, please. If you could just keep your eyes and ears open on other sites and boards that you visit, I may have a happy ending on this. My cat is missing since the day after I left. My neighbor was catsitting, as he refused to leave his home, and they hadn't gotten to his house yet to force him, so I left my kitty in his care. The next day he had to leave whether he wanted to or not, and as I'm sure y'all know, pets were not allowed. He said that the spca people were coming out to get the pets that afternoon and he saw lots of them on the other boats as private rescue groups were hustling them off to animal shelters and foster care...we are assuming my cat was in the group, as there was no spray paint indicating a found pet (dead or alive) on the front of our buildings. I have been searching every shelter website, posting lost cat msgs allover boards nationwide, and losing faith as the animals from these storms get shipped across the country to new shelters that can take them... or euthanized. If you have the time to pass along a small movie clip of him or a .jpg to the boards and websites that you hangout on just in case someone may have an idea that I hadnt thought of, a person who may have fostered him, anything... I just can't give up knowing that I should've taken him with me... If you're interested in helping, email me and I'll shoot off the little zip Ive been spamming the spca with- (not literally, I just send it to every pet related site I can find... ) Ive googled every possible combination of the words "lost" "cat""katrina"""tabby" etc... i think my f-ing head is about to explode... thanks in advance, I just have to have my little furry companion back home with me, he's family.
Whenever I hear someone say that a pet is part of the family, I wonder if that person has real family. Would they truly regard the loss of their pet and the loss of their brother/father/sister/daughter as equal?
Joseph Elkind replies to my emails:
I thought Bennett was in Manilla and he has been seen sneaking around here. His house is still homesteaded right down the street. IRS is finally catching up with HIM through ME, unfortunately. But if I am correct, he will BEAR the burden, but it will be a fight like anything else. Government is smart, but slow. They don't know how to get him, but they think they get the money from me, but Bennett and Fabian have all the illegal money offshore and there is a BIG trail. Just takes time, but truth always prevails in the long run. And believe me, it is a long haul.
Bennett looks like s--- (upper left). Dark eyes after he has had face lift already means HARD PARTYING.
Cyberlove and chat room couplings are as much a part of online lore as hacker fiends and wild viruses. So, connecting and tracking these millions of plugged-in lonely hearts is a prime business opportunity. Enter Electric Classifieds Inc., one of the first companies to turn Internet matchmaking into a profitable, full-time enterprise. Founded in San Francisco a little over a year ago by 31-year-old CEO Gary Kremen, the idea for Classifieds Inc. "came to me in the shower," Kremen says, smiling. "I thought it would be really interesting to use the Internet for relationships, and to do it right."
Arrested Stephen Cohen Likely To Tattle To IRS
About such people as Carolyn Tilga of Wired Solutions.
Holly Randall's Halloween Party
Held at the home she grew up in, across the street from the elementary school she once attended.
Holly Randall Holly Randall pic Holly, friend Holly, friend Aria Giovanni, Holly Randall Aria, Holly pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic Rainbow Brite (Left) Rainbow Brite (Left) Holly, woman, Aria pic pic Rainbow Brite pic pic pic pic One Night Stand pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic Maria Menendez (Wanted List) and her mainstream BF pic Holly, porn model Celeste Celeste Holly, Celeste Holly, Celeste Holly, Celeste pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic pic
It seemed that Holly didn't know most people at the party. They were friends of her ex-boyfriend and co-worker Chris and his buddy Donnelly.
Kimberly Kane's Mom Is A Pornographer
Twenty-year old Kimberly Kane was introduced to adult films at an early age. Her mother, cable access star and adult film producer Lacey Lynn, often brought her daughter on the set. Despite the fact that Kane was brought up around men and women who were comfortable with their sexuality, she says she was the most insecure person on the face of the earth. That is, until she started dancing. “I didn’t plan to be a dancer, but my rent was due, and I was not going to lose my apartment,” Kane said. “Dancing gave me self-confidence I’d never had before. It was rad.”
Kurt Lockwood Seeks Help
He writes:
Dear AVN, I need your help. Some cowardly, self-loathing, loser posted a rather lengthy and really disgustingly homophobic rant on one of the hate-ridden "gossip" sites and said they were me. (I don't want to give it any press here. E-mail me and I will give you the link.) I DID NOT WRITE THIS! Usually, I would just ignore these haters as I am too busy actually shooting movies nearly everyday in this business or too busy celebrating my one year anniversary living with my girlfriend, SAMANTHA RYAN, but this new low of actually STEALING MY IDENTITY went too far. I just found out about this today and I guess whatever hater posted this, did so to try to influence AVN voting. I have friends like Vivid Director Chi Chi La Rue and Playgirl Dir. Kelly Holland's P.M. Jim Steele who are both openly gay and whom I consider friends and would not want them offended by this purile garbage from this imposter. Thanks for listening. Sincerely The REAL Kurt Lockwood P.S. If you or anybody reading this can e-mail me as to any possible legal steps I can take towards this gossip site and its owners for slander or identity theft please send them to Kurt@KurtLockwood.com.
Annie Sprinkle Has Breast Cancer
Ira Levine writes: "From what I understand, her needs are pretty well provided-for by her writing, performing and teaching acitivities, but I know we would all like to offer any assistance we could. I'll ask Nina to email her and see if she has any urgent requirements or suggestions as to how we might offer assistance. I'm sure she'll let us know."
Arika Ames (Model) and Newbreed (Webmaster) - Let The Healing Begin
Donovan Phillips writes on GFY:
I wish everyone would leave them alone. Let the threads die. Newbreed is hurting and alone. Arika is hurting too. Maybe they hurt in different ways but they're both hurting right now. It's very sad. Last night I actually went to bed sad over these two.
You guys (Arika and Newbreed) need to open up ICQ and talk. I say ICQ because phone conversations are usually interrupted by yelling and other emotional outbursts. You two obviously have some major issues to deal with. But one thing I CAN tell you is that no matter how many relationships you have you'll always repeat the same cycle unless you TALK. Lay down the egos. Try to control your emotions. Just tell each other how you feel. And don't INSULT each other or point fingers. TRY to see things from the other's eyes.
A. "When you said ____ it made me feel like ____"
B. "I can understand how that could make you feel that. And I'm really sorry. I honestly didn't mean it that way. I was hurt because of _____"
A. "I'm sorry about that. Blah blah blah".
Big Fish writes: "Newbreed is alone and hurt. Arika has a man in NY ----ing her brains out."
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic
Every once in a while, though, we'll cut to a production number where she'll sing a song about how many drugs a porn star would have to do in order to have sex without crying, or an animated tear-drop will leak down her face in the middle of the set and suddenly become lube for a stage hand's masturbation session.
Should convicted pedos make porn?
I'm still lost as to why anyone imagines paedophiles would ever want to be involved in (adult) porn. As I understand it, paedophiles try to establish themselves in positions of trust where they will have regular access to children (teacher, priest, care worker, etc). Porn falls down on both counts: it is not a job that involves regular contact with children (quite the opposite) and it is hardly a career choice likely to encourage parents outside the industry to trust the individual with their children. So why would a paedophile want to get involved in porn?
Jeff Mike (JM Productions) Busted Up Sunshine Video Thursday
I hear he went in with a baseball bat and broke a bunch of things.
I hear he's supposed to turn himself in to the police today or be arrested.
I guess Jeff Mike was mad that Yosef and Rita Shemesh owed him money.
JRV writes on XPT: "Maybe he thought it was a birthday party and his turn at the pinata?"
XPT commentary on PSK pictures.
Kat Slater On Female Pornographers
The former head of production at LFP writes on ADT:
Female pornographers have not changed the business, or they don't get it? I don't know if the female pornographers, and let's realize that though a bevy of beautiful women's names read on the boxes as "directed by", it's generally a business move and not a female pornographer, so we are dealing with a very very few female pornographers, but, I'm not sure they set out to change the business. I think they simply wanted to direct porn just like any other adult director. And, of course, they're going to bring their own slant to the table, just like any director would. Or, maybe they're going to bring their own boring rendition of the 5 sex scenes just like so many male pornographers. And at the end of the day, it's a business. If porn has become more misogynistic, maybe we should look to the audience, as it sure it what a certain large audience sustaining this industry seems to want. It's not just in porn. TV of today is a lot different from TV of a decade ago. Look at how the music has changed. It certainly couldn't be due to a very few female pornographers picking up cameras. Or... is it because women have become less in need of men? Let's face it, if he doesn't bring home the bacon what good is he? We can certainly go get our own kids these days. Or, could it be like Steph said, that maybe we marry for other reasons? Regardless, women are quietly becoming PhDs and CEOs and pornographers. It's a fascinating but confusing time for all sexes. And maybe our porn (both gender's) exemplifies this.
I don't think porn makes women more course or unsuitable for marriage or mothering. In fact, it allows a woman inside the brain of a man. It's makes her more sympathetic, more compassionate. And any mother who doesn't recognize her child will be dealing with sex by age 10 these days is kidding herself. Surely, that female pornographer is going to have a lot more than the birds and the bees to gently explain to her child. And surely she'll have a better understanding of why her man needs to work late... however she decides to handle that, and will probably do so just like a woman.
As for non-porn women knowing "the truth"... "porn and prostitution devalue and demean the worth of the average woman." Who's truth would that be? Sounds like a little lady pulled one over on someone as he laid that 4 karat on her finger. Hmmm... would hate to tell this guy about all the non-porn women who are fucking around on their husbands in the suburbs. Or, could that woman still be worthwhile? Maybe we should ask the sluts we call men these days.
As for any delusions, I think most women are smarter than you would think. And they all "get it." Don't kid yourself.
Men will finally know who their children are when they start looking past themselves.
I think men who think like this SHOULD stick to getting the simulated version on-line.
A porner calls: "You never called me back when I left you that message the other night [when I published about Joseph Abinanti]. You can't come to the show this year, you know that? If I was you, I would not go. Not a good idea. I told you to not put his name on that computer. I told you to take it down. You didn't listen."
Joanna Angel Releases XXX Horror-Spoof The XXXorcist
THE XXXORCIST stars Angel, BA's Kylee Kross (fresh from her role in JOANNA'S ANGELS) and BA stud, Tommy Pistol (also in VCA's forthcoming NEU WAVE HOOKERS).
From the PR release: "Every Halloween, Burning Angel and director Doug Sakmann (PUNK ROCK HOLOCAUST) release a new hardcore sex spoof of a classic Hollywood horror movie. THE XXXORCIST demands attention, as it features a girl, her mom and their priest having wild sex in a pool of green goo!"
Stephen Cohen Apprehended by Mexican Federal Police
TIJUANA — Stephen Cohen, who dodged a $65 million court judgment by fleeing the U.S., has been arrested by Mexican federal police in Tijuana on an immigration violation and was handed over Thursday to U.S. agents.
Cohen had been on the run since before 2001, when a judge ordered him to pay Gary Kremen for usurping the URL Sex.com. Cohen in 1995 forged a letter to to gain control of the Internet address.
Is Tom Sizemore the New (Old) Mickey Rourke?
David Aaron Clark writes on ADT:
Sizemore illustrates how thin the line between suave & unfortunate, intense & creepy. If only the performance art we refer for convention's sake as "his life" were as nuanced & heroically conflicted as his movie roles. The man himself, it seems, perhaps corrupted by the power of celebrity & success, perhaps merely always an asshole, now stands as a less-amusing shadow of his screen roles, a barely tolerable dunderhead that makes Robert Downey Jr. look like an Old Soul."
I would leap across a flaming chasm for the chance to film his next porno. Nyah-hah-hah!
Growing up in the Soviet Union during the Cold War, Ivan and his family made a journey to the United States at his ripe ol' age of eight. His High School years were spent in many art classes honing artistic skills and winning Art Scholarship Awards.
After being accepted to Otis Parson's Design School, Ivan chose to take another path spending the next few years collecting a Commercial Art Diploma and Film Theory and History knowledge. It was time to move on as he was accepted and attended a historic Photography/Film Institute. While attending the school, Ivan amassed much experience working on almost 60 projects from student to hollywood features, along the way winning the Eastman Kodak Scholarship...
In August of 2003 Ivan was approached by Kevin K. and Tom Byron of Evolution Erotica about joining their team.
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic
I spent 90-minutes on the set of VCA's Women Behind Bars: Crimes of the Ass but fled shortly after noon Thursday to take in a screening of Sarah's new movie.
Cuban girl Lily Marco, Lily, Anthony Hardwood Marco, Lily Lily Lily, Anthony Lily Lily, Anthony Lily, Anthony Anthony, Lily, in prison Lily Anthony, Lily Anthony, Lily Anthony, Lily Lily, Anthony Lily Lily Lily Lily Alicia Angel Alicia Angel
I arrive at 10:30am. I'm glad to see that LFP's new guidelines haven't drained all the fun out of porn. The prison warden tells Lily (who doesn't speak English, and barely understands it), "You're in prison. You have to give up your ass."
Guard Anthony Hardwood reiterates the sentiment as he stands above and guides her into blowing him. "If you're going to survive," he says, "you're going to have to play by my rules."
The director tells Anthony: "You can go as hard as you want."
Dale Jordan: "Aggressive."
Director: "Not too hard. This is Hustler."
Dale: "You can choke her. Anything. Go from pussy to vag, pussy to vag."
The crew checks with Lily to make sure that is ok. She nods agreement.
Alicia Angel (scheduled for the second scene of the day) arrives three hours late. She has a driver. Maybe it was his fault.
Willard Angel, who manages Alicia Angel, writes:
Alicia Angel was late for Rick Davis due to a Gold Star error. We called Joel at 7:30am to get the info for the shoot, we did not get a call back until almost 10:30am. Alicia was already back in bed she was tired from shooting 2 scenes the day before. She was scheduled for a BGA with craven moorehead 10a-2p finished that scene and was asked to "please bail me out" by Joel at Gold Star apparently he had booked a DP for Box Cover and did not have a girl to do it. So Alicia Angel busted out a killer DP scene from 3p-8p and fixed the f--- up. Like a good soldier she was ready for more the next day and got up at 7am to go work for Rick D and Hustler. As soon as we got a call back she got up showered and went straight to Davis's set, and did a great scene and was booked again by Rick D for another BGA on Nov 7th. I Willard Angel the "driver" was not at fault, we did our best to accommodate. Please refrain from being negative until you have all the facts, Alicia Angel is an awesome performer and doesn't deserve the negativity when it was someone else's fault.
Chaim Amalek writes:
Fierce battles are being waged in Brooklyn over the heirs of the Satmar dynasty. What are you doing to ensure peace in the Ford Family, when you pass on?
>I saw a screening today of Sarah Silverman's new movie: Jesus is Magic. I sat a few rows down from David Poland.
She is freakin' hot. Was it good? I really love looking at her and hearing her speak. Does that make me a pervert? I love her like blacks don't tip. Pretty face, hair, svelte body, tall enough, smart, funny, and a great rack. That's the sort of woman you ought to date. So stop hanging out with all these strumpets. They are putting their scent on you and chasing the Jewesses away.
Ahmadinejad is an honest man. He says what he means, he means what he says. What more can anyone ask?
Iran's new president, who called for the destruction of Israel at the annual "World Without Zionism" conference The more I think about Iran, the less rational our policy in Iraq seems We should have used the UN to destabilize and further isolate Saddam but not actually invade. Iran is the font of terrorism Bush mistakenly thought Iraq was.
>If so, why are terrorists pouring into Iraq to fight?
"Pouring in" means that they were NOT there to begin with, they were in their home contries, usually being kept under watch Moreover, our intervention inspired them to travel to Iraq to kill themselves. Iraq is better off without Saddam, but that does not make the change worth the blood of our fine young Christian soliders. In general, the cause of Arab freedom is not worth much American blood. And I'm not sure that it is a good fit for them.
Mike writes:
No web diaries or huggy-kissey fan site content on this one... Not that I have problem w/ her new entreprenurial venture. Hell, I may have to schedule a visit next time she is in my neck of the woods....
I guess either porn wasn't paying the bills or she has decided to REALLY give something back to her fans (in exchange for a pretty hefty fee - [large bills in an unsealed envelope left on table at site of GFE "visit"]. Check out the FAQ's.
I got her rates / outcall info from eros-la.com/files/la-blake13/sarah1.htm:
2 hours / $1800. 3 Hours / $2500. 4 Hours / $3000. See my website for further information about longer engagements. Hugz, Sarah Blake To schedule a meeting with me: Sarah Blake 919 462-8685 Email: booking@meetsarahblake.net www.meetsarahblake.net
Premiere Of Movie The Scorned
Logline: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Dead Woman Scorned.
The horror movie was acted by reality stars. The PG-version of the movie plays on E! Monday night at 9pm. The R-rated version will be released on DVD in a couple of weeks.
Trish Schneider, Scott Zakarin, CEO, Creative Light Entertainment Rebecca Cardon from The Amazing Race 6 Rebecca Cardon Anna Chudoba from Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back Anna Chudoba Lauren Bergfeld from Beauty and the Geek Lauren Bergfeld Lauren Bergfeld Scott Long, Reichen Lehmkuhl Scarlet Garcia from Beauty and the Geek Scarlet Garcia Scarlet Garcia Trish Schneider, Reichen Lehmkuhl, Scarlet Garcia Terence Jay Siena Goines pic Lauren Bergfeld, Richard Rubin (from Beauty and the Geek) Beauty and the Geek Beauty and the Geek Bolo Zartinian, a profesional wrestler and participant in The Amazing Race Erika Landin from Big Brother 4 Pamela Day, Scott Zakarin Pamela Day, Scott Zakarin Pamela Day, Scott Zakarin Pamela Day Pamela Day Pamela Day Pamela Day Pamela Day Pamela Day Scarlet Garcia, Scott Zakarin Jonny Fairplay and co Jonny Fairplay and co Rob Cesternino , Scott Long Jonathan Baker, Victoria Fuller Jonathan Baker, Victoria Fuller Jonathan Baker, Victoria Fuller Toni Ferrari from Paradise Hotel Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Toni Ferrari Stacie Jones Upchurch (The Apprentice), Toni Ferrari Stacie Jones Upchurch, Toni Ferrari Michael Donnellan from Big Brother Caroline Mason Caroline Mason Caroline Mason, Howie Gordon from Big Brother Toni Ferrari, Howie Gordon Toni Ferrari, Howie Gordon Toni Ferrari, Howie Gordon Richard Rubin, Toni Ferrari, Howie Gordon Jonny Fairplay Jonny Fairplay Michelle Deighton from America's Next Top Model Jonny Fairplay's friend Michelle Deighton Michelle Deighton Michelle Deighton Scott Zakarin, Robert Kubilos, Jason Jonny Fairplay, director Stacie J, Jonathan Baker Stacie Jones Upchurch Michelle Levy, Ron Jeremy, Sarah Moore Michelle Levy, Ron Jeremy, Sarah Moore Eric Mittleman, Ron Jeremy Howie Gordon, Ron Jeremy Howie Gordon, Ron Jeremy Jonny Fairplay, Ron Jeremy Mark Marcuse from Average Joe, girl Mark Marcuse, girl
Leads Jenna Lewis and Steven Hill don't show up to the premiere.
There are three camera crews, including with reality star Mark Long out front interviewing the guests on the red carpet.
Howie Gordon from Big Brother keeps yelling out: "Where's the E! Channel?"
He's mad that their crew didn't ask to speak to him.
Producer Eric Mittleman walks around with a set three questions:
* What should Hollywood be most scared of?
Rob Cesternino says: "Bird flu."
* What was the biggest surprise in the movie?
* Is this the next evolution of reality TV?
Michelle Deighton from America's Next Top Model TV show says: "Stop giving us [reality stars] crap because a lot of us do have talent."
Another reality star, possibly Howie Gordon, says: "Hollywood should be most afraid of reality stars who are damn good actors. It takes a little bit of charisma and a little bit of know-how.
"This is the next phase of reality TV -- making movies with reality stars."
Ron Jeremy thrusts into my hands an article from the Reading Eagle in Pennyslvania:
Ron Jeremy, billed as the world's most famous male porn star, and feminist Susan G. Cole went vocal cord to vocal cord as captivated students jammed Schaeffer Auditorium. Evidently Jeremy was pro-porn, Cole was anti-porn. But the real news was what a galvanic presence Jeremy was. The students worshipped him like a rock star.
I sort of think her role in the debate had to be akin to the poor sucker with the shovel and the wheelbarrow, dutifully walking behind the elephants. Because the star of this circus was the crusty Jeremy. The students flocked to him like ants to a honey hill. At least among the young, a porn star apparently is neither pariah nor provocateur. Some 835 students shoehorned into the auditorium to express their homage. Outside, several hundred more stood in the rain hoping just to gape in awe at the dude.
About every other time I run into Ron, he has an article about himself to share. I try to peruse it while dictating photo IDs into my tape recorder.
Ron: "Look at the press I got. Check it out."
Luke: "Wow."
Ron: "The later is the best part."
Luke: "ReadingEagle.com."
Ron: "Check what happened. The police had to be called to break up the crowd."
7pm. Terence Jay's girlfriend says to her friends, "Let's go in and watch this piece of s---."
Ethan Zohn stole the show (his role was going to be taken by reality Rupert Boneham, America's favorite on All-Stars) with his portrayal of a crazy man. For a few weeks, Ethan walked around New York and studied the crazy people.
Jonny Fairplay (Jon Dalton) was also dazzling. The rest of the cast was competent.
When the credits came up, Jon found he had tears in his eyes. He walked out quickly, not wanting to display that part of his personality. He hid in a corner, smoked a cigarette and basked in his triumph.
Carolyn S-nclair Leaving Hustler Magazine
The Hustler Tattler writes:
This ad was recently placed on Craigs List.org:
"National adult pub looking for a features editor to write, solicit and edit articles on subjects as diverse as politics, sex, social commentary, true crime and all things edgy. Must be Mac qualified and proficient in Word and Quark. Good rolodex a plus. 5 years minimum experience."
Job location is Beverly Hills, CA.
We'd like to add that Hustler Features Editor Carolyn S-nclair had neither a "good rolodex" nor "5 years of experience" when she took the job. Her resume was less than a year, no rolodex, and three articles, which she did not write on her own, but Editorial Director Bruce David wanted to bed her, so she got the job. Bruce denies it, but we all remember him crowing, "I'd marry that girl!"
Perhaps Hustler HR she-male Lyn Heller could try to be a bit more honest and drop the phony pretense the next time she places an ad. It should read something like: "If you can turn a 60-something fart on, have little writing experience, no rolodex, have an arrogant know-it-all attitude and can feign memory lapses better than Ronald Reagan when called on your lies, then we urge you to apply to. job-106792712@craigslist.org."
We will miss Carolyn S-nclair's crazy quotes and have assembled some of our favorites. While these statements may sound crazy to any rational person, keep in mind that Sinclair made them with deep conviction and unwavering confidence. She would never admit she was wrong, perhaps her next position will be replacing Karl Rove in the Bush White House.
"...laughing and constantly smiling. They're typically Buddhists, which may explain why they seem so peaceful, loving, and content."
In her article, “An American Woman in Thailand” (Hustler June 2004), Carolyn S-nclair describes impoverished Thai girls as happy to be underpaid whores because they are Buddhists. What's next, will Carolyn tell us that Mexicans like working in sweatshops because they are Catholic?
Even though she’s been to Thailand several times and claims to be an expert, Sinclair says she was "completely unaware" that thousands of Thai children are sold into sex slavery every year. According to CNN, the Thai government estimates the number at 60,000 annually.
“We put our money where our mouth is to protect freedom of speech. Hustler and its kingpin remain on the forefront in the struggle to protect every Americans’ First Amendment rights.”
In her article, “Hustler Strikes Back: Attack of the Femi-Nazi Drones” (Hustler April 2005), Carolyn proclaims the company line, but fails to mention that fascist jackboot for the left, Bruce David, censored Mike Albo of AdultStarsNews.com. Perhaps Sinclair should change her byline to Shill-clair.
“We are feminists.”
In the same article, Carolyn makes the astounding claim that the entire staff of Hustler is feminist. That would include Hustler Editorial Director Bruce David who denied (then LFP staffer) Alaina F-orante a department editor position simply because she was a woman. Bruce has also advocated removing the shield law that protects rape victims. That's feminism? Maybe in the 18th century.
"Jerry Falwell has said he welcomes global annihalation."
We are no fans of Falwell, but Sinclair made this quote up in the Hustler 2005 Holiday issue. Falwell never said it and we encourage him to sue, again.
“Bruce never told people that their jobs were secure and then fired them. That’s just gossip!”
Even though she was in Spain at the time, Carolyn claims with full confidence that Bruce David never conspired to fire anyone and never told anyone their jobs were secure before firing them. Even after Mark Cromer made public the e-mails that Bruce had sent to Lyn Heller proving this to be true, Sinclair still denied it. To put it simply: We were there. Sinclair wasn't. We saw our friends get fired. She didn't.
Again, we suggest Sinclair as a perfect replacement for Karl Rove.
“I am THE demographic for Hustler magazine!”
With a straight face, Carolyn S-nclair bragged to several people that she, a 20-something woman, was the average reader of a hard core men’s magazine. Sinclair was fortunate that no one had the bad manners to laugh in her face, but we were all chuckling on the inside.
“Quit your job at LFP and come to Thailand. You are plugged into the Matrix!”
Then-freelancer Carolyn S-nclair, living in Bangkok, repeatedly berated an LFP staffer to quit their job and move to Thailand. Ironically, it was Carolyn who quit Thailand and went to LFP. Pot meet kettle.
“No One in Ireland has Career!”
Carolyn S-nclair stated this as an indisputable fact. However, when contacted, the Irish Consulate in Washington D.C. vehemently denied this as “completely untrue.” Also, a quick check on the web reveals the Irish do have careers.
So where did Carolyn get this insane idea? From her unemployed Irish husband, Ronan. A high school drop out who dresses like Greg Brady, circa 1975, this underachiever tried many times to get Carolyn to quit her journalism career. He has bigger balls than most, we don't know too many men who would lie to their wives about an entire country, except maybe George W. Bush.
Dugmor Does Webmasters Proud - Blown In A Limo By Two Strippers For 'Webdreams' On Canadian Cable TV's Showcase
Dugmor writes on GFY: "That was my goal to make the whole webmaster community proud. That is really why I took the gig. Show people who are watching at home that it is a serious business. Getting blown on camera I did for my fans. Going to church I did for my family. I hope I also led the way to push the limits of Canadian television for being the first one ever to get blown on Cable TV!"
KCat writes:
Maybe my expectations were too high since Showcase celebrates some pretty racy material & Dugmor is a very cool guy to use for the face of the industry. To me it seemed like they have all of this pretty tame material (missed the limo BJ episode though!), so they had to try & find something negative.
The cute booth girl, for example. I'm thinking this is great! We're showing a pornographer walking around holding hands, going to church & not even TRYING to f--- this girl. But the whole thing was just a set up to show her dump him because it doesn't matter how nice you are, you're still a dirty pornographer & dirty pornographers don't get nice girls.
The Havasu party scene should have been rocking & obviously all of the girls were having a blast, but instead it was set to dramatic music & the sound bytes they used were "I'd never date a girl who's been to Havasu". Cam girl prances around a party nearly naked boyfriend cheats on her. Malezia model drama, can't get to her appearance on time (this was funny, actually).
Katrina gets excited about working with big video director but it falls through because she doesn't have a test. This should be a good thing! Responsible director won't let her work without a current test, but you just see her walking the streets feeling dejected.
It's not an obvious condemnation as with most other media coverage of the industry, but it's still there.
J. Scott, Dugmor, Uncle D on roadtrip across the U.S. about a year ago.
UncleD writes: "One of the best times I've ever head and couldn't have been with better company. Congrads on the show Dugmor Im sure the main stream exposure will reflect positively on yourself and the biz."
The New Cambria List
I don't know if Paul Cambria has had anything to do with the following list but he is LFP's attorney and if you click his name, you'll understand the background of this list (which Cambria culled from obscenity prosecutions across the country):
To all LFP Video directors and editors:
The following guidelines must be followed for all video and box cover productions:
1. no shots with the appearance of pain or degradation
2. no Bukkake
3. no spitting or saliva mouth to mouth
4. no food as a sex object
5. no urination at all
6. no blindfolds
7. no wax dripping
8. no bondage or bondage type toys or gear, unless very light
9. no hands from two different people fingering the same girl
10. no male/male penetration
11. no transsexuals
12. no degrading dialogue
13. no menstruation topics
14. no incest topics
15. no forced sex or rape themes
16. no bestiality
17. no hands(s) around someone’s neck
Joe writes: "NOTE NUMBER ELEVEN: TRANSSEXUALS ARE EVIDENTLY THE NEW BLACK."
Houston Don writes:
On the new Cambria List, I guess Jenna Loves Pain was exempted since it violates about half the list but other recent releases by Vivid, VCA, and Hustler have also violated some of the list's items.
I suspect sales are going to drop off to almost nil unless someone convinces the rest of the industry to tote the line; some of the items are industry standard, even at mainstream companies. I'll be curious to know how sales are affected.
A Chat With A Disillusioned Pornographer
He's a successful porn webmaster, made about $20 million. "Johnny [crew] and I have decided that we both want to leave porn because we don't believe in it anymore. We've been having in-depth chats. There's a load of gangster stuff at the moment. He has a load of gangsters after him. We were just thinking about how degrading it is.
"I've never liked it. I like wanking by the bucket load. I've got a daughter. If she ever said that she was going to do that, I'd go mental. But you're [having] someone else's daughter do it. It's scummy.
"I like a decent porn flick. Softcore. It's in your brain. You start thinking about what would happen. Now it's just getting nastier. If I were a policeman, I'd hang outside a porn shop and look for anyone leaving with a Max Hardcore video, and I'd just follow them because they are going to be a future rapist.
"You're taking advantage of people without any money."
James DiGiorgio writes: "your article about the "disallusioned pornographer" smacks of hypocrisy. how easy is it to all of a sudden say this stuff is "scummy" after you've made 20 million off of it? "Taking advantage of people without money," he laments? then why doesn't he rebate all the money he took from those who purchased his content and then his conscience will be clean(er) and he'll possibly feel better about himself. it's degrading he says? again, easy to say when you have a fat bank account (assuming he saved some of the 20 million.) like i said, "hypocrisy." and at its finest!"
Male traditionalists wring their hands at the "grim" lives of young women
Meghan O'Rourke writes on Slate.com:
Last week, Harvard government professor Harvey Mansfield told students that the sexual revolution may not have served the best interests of young women. Instead, it had merely "lower[ed]" us to the crass level of men, who pursue sex thoughtlessly and without hopes of marriage. In a talk titled "Feminism and the Autonomy of Women," he suggested that men who grow used to "free samples" in the bedroom are going to leave women high-and-dry when it comes to committed relationships. And then he revealed his insights into the erotic: "[Today's] women play the men's game, which they are bound to lose. Without modesty, there is no romance—it isn't so attractive or so erotic," said the professor. The solution to the problem, clearly, was for women to start saying no a little more often.
Laura Kipnis, Meghan O'Rourke, and Wendy Shalit debate the impact of Internet porn on relationships.
ASU Cheerleader performs in her uniform
Hugh writes:
The recently released "Gina's Double Dutch" from Exquisite Productions contains the first ever scene with a real life college cheerleader performing in her actual uniform. Courtney Cox (aka Courtney Simpson) performs a b/b/g scene in her Arizona State Sundevils uniform.
There were a number of posts on XPT about whether or not she was an actual cheerleader, but recently released photos along with her performance in Double Dutch offer irrefutable proof.
By the way, this isn't an "outing" of Courtney, as she freely volunteered the info on XPT, and she actually seemed quite proud of it. She actually said that her real name, Courtney Cox, would be "perfect for porn."
Here is a link to the thread, with pictures of her as an ASU cheerleader.
From E! Online:
Los Angeles- Was Tom Sizemore set up? A Los Angeles judge is giving the city attorney's office 30 days to come up with a good reason why the trouble-prone thespian's 2003 conviction for allegedly thumping ex-girlfriend Heidi Fleiss should not be thrown out. The ruling, handed down last Thursday and made public late Friday, comes amid claims by Team Sizemore that a photo of the bruised and beaten Hollywood Madam--a key piece of evidence in his trial--may have been fabricated.
Asia Carrera Misses The Limelight
I get kinda depressed about going from glamourous pornstar to frumpy housewife in no time flat. It's sad to watch yourself fade into obscurity, to watch the traffic on my site go down because I have no new content or press coverage... Don't get me wrong, I LOVE being a mommy! But I loved being a pornstar too! It's not the sex, LOL, it's all the trappings of being a star that are fun. I liked being the resident diva on set, the one who everyone kow-towed to and followed with cameras all day. I liked feeling beautiful, sexy, and seeing my pictures on movie and magazine covers!
Tampa Show Pictures From Mike South
Thursday, Oct 6: Haley Young Haley Mike, Haley Mike, Haley Mike, Haley Mike, Haley Mike, Haley Mike, Haley Beater, Mike, Haley Cheyenne, Beater Haley, Mike Haley, Mike Amber, Mike Amber, Mike in happier times before it all went so terribly wrong, doggone that Billy Glide Mike, Amber Club Club Club Beater, Cheyenne Amber Amber Sunny Lane, Vivian West Lexi Lamour Billy Glide, Jersey Jaxin, Heather Pink Billy, girls Heather, Jersey girls Jersey, Billy Jersey, Maya Divine Mike, Cheyenne, Beater Paul Allen, Mike, Haley Kelly, Amber Amber Cheyenne, Haley Kelly Taylor Amber, Mike Angelica Sin Angelica Angelica Angelica Angelica, Kelly Angelica, Kelly Angelica, Kelly Kelly, Angelica Angelica, Kelly Kelly, Angelica Kelly Kelly Kelly, Mike Mike, Kelly Sunny Lane Sunny Lane Heather Pink, Cheyenne, Captain Cockblock, Mike South
Friday afternoon, Oct 7:
Heather Pink Heather, Cheyenne, Mike Amber, just imagine the pictures my morals do not allow me to show you Amber Amber Amber Amber Amber Amber Amber Amber Amber Amber Ashley Blue, Katie Gold, Davia Ardell Vivian West Mari Possa Mari Possa Daphne Rosen Trina Michaels Trina girls Maya Divine Katie, Davia Amber, Davia, Cheyenne Tommy Gunn Trina, Donna Rachel, Beater Rachel, Beater Rachel, Captain Cockblock Rachel, Captain Mike, Heather Pink
Saturday, Oct 8:
Mike, Rachel Mike, Rachel Rita Faltayano, McKenzie Lee Angelica, Olivia Summer Haze Summer Amber Amber Sierra Sierra Mari Possa, Sunny Lane Mari, Sunny Mari, Sunny Maya Divine Flower, Mari, Sunny girls Angelica, Olivia, Lisa Sparxxx girls Ashley Ashley Carmen Luvana Carmen Wankus Rachel's friend Daphne Rosen Daphne Brooke Haven Brooke Haven Davia, Brianna, Brooke, Trina Davia, Brianna, Brooke Vivian West Davia, Brianna, Brooke Vivian, Kelly Vivian, Kelly Jesse Jane, Mike South, Carmen Luvana Jesse, Mike, Carmen Jesse, Mike, Carmen Jesse, Jess, Carmen Jesse, Cecilia, Carmen Rachel, friend Rachel, friend Carmen, Rachel, Jesse Carmen, Rachel, Jesse Carmen, Rachel, Jesse Rachel, Ron Heather, Jersey Heather, Jersey Rachel, Scott McGowan, Beater Sean Michaels, Rachel Sean, Rachel Jesse Jane Rachel, Beater Amber Amber Amber, Mike, Kelly Amber, Kelly Brooke, Davia Brooke, Davia Mike and the gang, Spaniard on far right Brianna Love Wankus and his girl Tyler Faith McKenzie Lee, Sky Lopez, Sunny Lane, Lori Alexia McKenzie, Sky, Sunny Tommy Gunn and the gang Sky and girls McKenzie, Sky McKenzie, Sky Jesse and co Jesse, Carmen, Sky Jesse, Carmen, Sky Jesse, Sky, Lori Ron Jeremy Lori, Jersey, Sunny Lori, Sunny Girls Girls Sunny Lane Sunny Lane Sunny Flower, Mike Flower, Mike Sunny, Flower Jesse Jane Jesse Mike, Jesse Sunny Lane Jesse Jesse, Beater Jesse, Beater Isaac, Mike Ron Jeremy Ron Isaac, Mike
Sunday, Oct 9:
Paul, Tracy Allen Woman Mike and the gang Lori Alexia Ron Jeremy Jenny Hendrix, Kylie Kennedy Winners for Tampa's Best Escort Service Best Escort Service Lisa Sparxxx, Ron Jeremy pic Trina Michaels Kelly Taylor Amber Who are these guys? Lock up the wife and kids. pic Davia Ardell Davia Flower, Ron Jeremy Charlee Chase Ron, Charlee Cheyenne, Mike pic Mike pic Brianna, Ron Sean Michaels Vivian West Vivian Vivian Vivian Vivian Eric Masterson and his wife Maya Divine McKenzie, Sean pic pic pic Missy Monroe Missy Monroe Paul and the gang Carmen Sunny Lane Sunny Lane Sunny Jesse, Paul Jesse Jesse, Mike Jesse, Mike Jesse, Mike Olivia O'Lovely Olivia Olivia Olivia Olivia pic Lexi Lamour Heather, Jenny Heather, Jenny, Andrew Heather, Jenny Jesse Jane Jesse Jesse Vivian West, Summer Haze Summer and Bubba pic pic Lexi Nightmoves crew Nightmoves crew pic Stoner pic
Monday, Oct 10:
Mike, Summer Paul, Lori, Sierra Paul, Lori, Sierra Billy Glide and the gang Jenny, Kennedy, April Storm gang Brianna Love gang gang Mari, Wankus Heather, Jenny Lexi, Paul Brooke, Beater Tommy Gunn gang Billy, Tommy gang Brianna, Brooke, Rita Brianna, Brooke, Rita Brianna, Brooke gang Brianna, Brooke, Rita Brianna Trina, Davia, Brianna Trina, Davia, Brianna, Brooke Davia, Brianna Davia, Brianna Davia, Brianna Davia, Brianna Davia, Brianna Davia, Brianna Brianna Girls Billy and the gang
