Sunday, December 5, 2004
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Fired From Oprano
MasterP74 writes: Dr. Nick gave me the ax today. someone forgot to send him the memo to let him know that I was never employed at Oprano. and I have not posted there in 3 months until today.
Brad Shaw writes on JBM: "Today InterPay Netherlands announced that bestiality is forbidden as of December 15th. All merchant account holders who process bestiality will be shut down."
Tbabe responds: There goes Christmas.
Building A Blogging Empire
How many of you have your own personal blog? Thought about starting a blog? Use blogs purely for generating traffic? Still wonder what a blog is? (don't feel left out) I'm launching many blog ventures next year including:
. SexBlog.com
. PornBlog.com
. NewsBlog.com
. LiveBlog.com
. TVBlog.com
. SportsBlog.com
. LifeBlog.com
. LoveBlog.com
. TownBlog.com
. RealEstateBlog.com
. CityBlog.com
. CountryBlog.com
. JobBlog.com
. DJBlog.com
. DreamBlog.com
. FetishBlog.com
. DreamBlog.comand 300+ blog targeted-domains A few of my future blog services:
. BlogHost.com
. BlogIndustry.com
. BlogGroups.com
. BlogRank.com
. BlogDollars.com etc...I'd like to see who is interested in networking, discussing blogs, and building blog sites/services together. Partners who want to work with me to launch a future blog empire. Some of my domains were registered back in 2002 and I've been waiting for the world to catch up. Other domains I've recently acquired for thousands of dollars. I'm very serious about this venture and I know it's the right time to launch. Why? Even though there is competition out there, blog startups are launching and getting funded by venture capitalists everyday. The recent US Elections have fueled the Blog industry worldwide. Many of my friends, family and associates are asking me "What's a Blog?" - the time is right. I'm not looking for investors, though I won't turn funding offers away. I'm looking for partners who wish to trade sweat-for-equity and knowledge-for-equity and in return get a stake in the venture. Use your skills, services & expertise to trade for a slice of the pie. Everyone who has something to offer is invited to participate.
If you can offer: . Design . Traffic . Hosting . Domains . Content . Software . Programming . Security . Knowledge . Marketing . Sponsorship etc... you get the point.
If you're wondering why I'm looking for partners, it's because I know an empire can't be built alone. With 100 people aggressively working together to accomplish the same goal, we're guaranteed to cross the finish line and winning the race is possible. I'll be promoting my blog network across my 10,000+ domains and blanketing my sites next year with advertising. I'll be promoting them heavily on my flagship site OFFICIAL.com when it launches next year. I've already discussed the venture with corporate sponsors, VC and other high profile contacts. Now I'm looking to build a team. here's some important blog-related news to check out to inspire you: .....
. BLOG was just named "WORD OF THE YEAR" http://www.asiamedia.ucla.edu/artic...?parentid=17558 http://www.newsfactor.com/story.xht...;story_id=28788 http://www.technewsworld.com/story/news/38589.html no longer a "fad". .....
. MSN just launched a Blog Service http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...6-2004Dec2.html http://blog.searchenginewatch.com/blog/041202-171513 http://www.searchenginejournal.com/index.php?p=1110 .....
. BLOGGING is a global trend The 'blog' revolution sweeps across China http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996707 Long article but very insightful .....
. America's first Blog mogul http://news.independent.co.uk/media...sp?story=587881 .....
you can email me directly: sponsorcash@mail.com or keep the discussion here which is what I prefer. Let me know if you're interested, tell me a little about yourself, what you have to offer, etc.
Analysts say that nearly 10% of Americans are blogging. If anyone takes the time to read the article on Blogging in China, you'll see that BLOGs are part of a new global revolution. Analysts also say that the term BLOG will stand the test of time and be like the term EMAIL.
Nicole Brazzle: I Have Three Kids
Nicole Brazzle posts to Adultfyi:
First of all I would like to say that YES, it is true my fiance died in IRAQ, The bulls--- war. Why they have our men out there I will never know. It hurts so bad to know he's gone now, but I know he died PROUD and now he is resting in peace. Mike has conquered the most challenging duties there are. Mike is still our MARINE, he stands for honor, courage, patriotism and devotion to his duty to save ALL our lives. I want everyone to know that MIKE has earned the right to be called a real "MARINE" He always told me no matter what happens to him, for me to keep my head up high because if the day comes and he has to go, it was for me and everyone else in our world. Now that day has come, but I still hold my head up high and live my life as I would if he was here... I thank all my friends, and fans out there that has been there for me through this difficult time....
Second I would like to announce my new agency. We are a model Management Company located in Los Angelas area called TNA MODELING. The owners are myself (nicole brazzle) and my two awesome partners. Mr.Hall and Tom Hawk... Third I would like to announce my party for Dec 17th. And i have posted the flyer with the email.... P.S.: For one i have three kids not five to mr. wankus and two yes i was with [kris] slater great friend of mine now, not cause he was headed to daddyhood.
Nikita Denise - Phony Vivid Contract?
Gene Ross writes: I got a story about Nikita Denise that makes Nicole London look like an amateur. About how Denise and her husband were evicted from Skeeter Kerkove's house; how Denise's lawyer faked documents to make it appear as though Denise had Vivid and Topco contracts - all to get INS off her back. And the story about Denise's husband being sent to jail for robbery. He's also supposed to have beat her up. And rumors abound that he might have even beat up Ava Vincent.
Why Won't the LA Times Hire Me to be a Sex Columnist?
I don't see why not, as I have had lots of sex and been in lots of relationships of one sort or another. But not only won't they hire me, neither will the giveaway press (those free weekly tabloids that every city with homosexuals seems to have). It seems that the only people ever picked to dish out advice are females with a lifetime of relationship failures to show for their years. While I do not claim any more success than they in this respect (after all, I am an aging bachelor of 38 years), I would bring to the field the sort of novel perspective that can only come from having a penis instead of a vagina.
I want to prove to the people at the Times and other respected publications that I would be a good choice for this sort of thing. You can help me by sending your questions to me at rabbigadol@yahoo.com. I promise to do my best to help you out with an answer. And if I don't know the answer myself, I will reach out to my wide circle of friends and the experts they know to help you in your time of need.
Cheyenne Silver is Back at EarlMiller.com
LAKE ELSINORE, Calif. - Former Vivid Girl and Penthouse Pet Cheyenne Silver has returned to Adult after a two-year hiatus with a hardcore boy/girl pictorial at photographer Earl Miller's Web site, EarlMiller.com.
New Traffic Analysis Reporting from T3Report.com
The results seem to match up with Shalton's challenge. A sample search for "XBiz.com" on the T3Report database found 2768 linking pages. Alexa's search found 752 and Google only listed 281.
AUSTIN, Texas - T3Report.com, described as a traffic analysis report aimed at helping webmasters spot current and heretofore undetected traffic from which they can benefit, has been released by Cydata Services.
An XBiz Award nominee for Most Innovative Product, T3Report uses intensive spidering and data and link analysis. Their first virtual dollar came from a sale to Adam & Eve, who wanted to monitor how traffic links to their Web domain.
Brandon calls me back Friday afternoon. "When you see the kind of data that we have and how we can show where people's traffic comes from, it opens people's eyes, because traffic is everything in this business, aside from content.
"One of the first things people asked me was, can I order this report on my competitor? In the beginning, I said no. I was taking the high road. But I had so many people ask me that, because they want to get traffic. They don't have traffic. If I pick on a web site that has traffic, then I can figure out how to get traffic.
"They can use this to spy on competitors. Does somebody have the traffic they keep boasting about?
"I hope people use this tool for good, meaning that they make money."
Adultfyi's # 1 Deadbeat
Nicole "what you didn't get the check?" London
AVN Rumors
What would a day be without my spreading rumors about AVN?
Rumor: The reason Kimberly, Tina from Video Secrets and Aly Drummond were hired by AVN is so that can "show" the court that AVN does not discriminate against women as per the Jennifer Rosenblatt complaint.
I just saw a great film based on a true story, Taking Sides (2001): "This is really an excellent film containing an Oscar-worthy performance from Stellan Skarsgard as the discredited German conductor Wilhem Furtwengler. Consistently thought-provoking and challenging, and beautifully shot, it's one of the most satisfying movie experiences I've had in a while."
Tara Moon Responds
Hi Mike and Luke: I want to make a response to what you have posted in your sites: First of all I do come to dance in Vegas every week or every other week. Second of all: I was at the hospital and I am suing them because I had a problem there - I was in for three days a big difference from six weeks.
Another thing: I was not seven and a half months pregnant: Don't you think I would know that? If someone has it for me: WHY DON'T THEY MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE POSTING IT IN ANY SITE?
I have not burt anyone and pretty much trying to build my name on my own because as you two know I had someone try to destroy my name before: Chante is dead and is not coming back Tara Moon is here and it will be here and my personal life is of nobody's business but my own: I am responding to this adds that were posted because it is unfair that aomeone will say something about someone before knowing the truth and coming from you Mike? That is the worst thing about it: One of the people I like the most in the industry. At this time I do not have a computer because mine got stolen a couple of weeks ago so I am using the clubs computer you may reach me at my cell... and PLEASE be kind enough not to post it as it is my personal number and I would prefer it is not known by everyone in the world!!!
I would appreciate it if you got this cleared up as soon as possible as I am or was never seven and a half months pregnant and it is of nobody's business if I got a transfussion or not, but if you most know I was in there for 3 days for personal problems - I did lose a lot of blood due to my period and had to get an infusion not a transfusion - other than that it is of no-one's business what happened - but the pregnancy thing: I am not stupid not to know if I was that far along, I have 2 kids and I know how it feels to be pregnant and it is not in my near future plans except to save money and try to get my name out there in a good way not with gossip that is not true and people make up because they feel like it. Any questions, call me and I do expect an apology in both your sites for the wrong postings because quite honestly it is embarrassing what you have wrote and even if it was true it is a personal thing not of anyone's business.
This is the only e-mail address I have access to in the next week or so until I get my laptop replaced, so you may e-mail me back if you want to - and I will warn you one time only: If this mess is not cleared up by tuesday I will proceed further - I am being nice this time but trust me: I will not be nice if the apology and the truth is not there because I am not going to let anyone get in my way this time. Mike you know me for a long time and I am not this way, but in this case I have no other option but to write you first and be nice and then go forward withit if nothing is done about it because I do not need my reputation to go bad again - I am not 18 anymore and I have become quite stronger and when it comes to feeding my kids I am not going to let anyone get on my way and I hope you understand that. Thank you Tara Moon
PS: Please do not refer to me as Chante as that name is no longer alive and thanks to you is almost coming back and I do not want it related to Tara Moon. Any of this goes on the site I do know enough people that I will do something about it. Thank you and sorry, but I found it out from a friend and it is very disturbing that you make me sound like I am stupid or something: BUT do not test me now - because I am MAD- REALLY MAD AT THOSE COMMENTS.
Aurore Dupin writes: "Your posting of the "Tara Moon" comments shows why you and others need to exist. A photog got hired to do an American Music Awards event & said some there bitched when he shot them, producing the usual back and forth; essentially, if they do not want photos taken at a public event they should stay home. Same deal with "Tara" and the other lame porners who say "my personal life is of nobody's business but my own" but want to have it both ways by seeking fame, adulation and $$$ from the public. If she wants such privacy, she can stay home..."
Jane writes Duke: "I'm glad your car is back in order so that you can get to all those porn shoots you've been missing out on. What a bummer that you lost out on a whole week of interviewing naked people. Hey, these things happen to the best of us. Sometimes we just have to grin and bear it."
Oprano.com: Dead or Alive?
Every day I check GFY, then JBM, and sometimes Oprano.com. I stopped reading Netpond about a year ago. Not enough value.
My favorite regular posters are Brad Shaw on JBM and Mike AI on Oprano.
I have known Nick@Ilynx since 95'. Sometimes businesses don't work out as planned.... I lost a ton of money when WebSite Billing went under.... Thats part of the biz we are in. Where they scammers, I don't believe that, just got unlucky, took a gamble that Visa was not going do what they said, and they lost... Bad beat, yes, but why bitch about, pick up and carry on.... It's happened to everyone.... but on to an other note.. I am taking over all of Oprano systems. So if you think Oprano is going to die, you have another thing coming.... Oprano is going to transformed into something the likes of which no one has seen before. The days of static boards are over.... can you keep up?
Brad Shaw writes:
Are you on the same Drugs as Nick now?. Oprano is already dead. Nick is a drug addict and a scammer. Have fun, working for that idiot. Go reinvent the wheel with those bozos while I laugh all the way to the bank without having to scam webmasters out of huge sums of $.
PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE ANNOUNCES NATIONWIDE MODEL AND TALENT SEARCH
Open casting call for Los Angeles area scheduled for December 14th.
NEW YORK, New York - Penthouse magazine announced today a series of model and talent searches for future stars of Penthouse - branded videos, Pet of the Month candidates and models for magazine pictorials.
The search will kick off in Los Angeles on December 14th and will be followed by searches in New York and Miami. As previously announced, the Penthouse brand is undergoing an exciting renovation under its new management.
Penthouse Films, a subsidiary of Penthouse Media Group Inc., will be launching several new lines of videos to be distributed globally through satellite and cable television, retail DVD sales and Video on Demand.
Prospective candidates should be 18 to 25 years old, have one form of government issued picture identification and another supporting piece of picture identification. Agencies should call for an appointment.
Prospective models are invited to upload their photos and personal information at www.models.penthouse.com.
Details concerning the Los Angeles area search are below:
December 14th, 2004 12:00 Noon to 6:00pm
Holiday Inn
21101 Ventura Blvd.
Woodland Hills, CA 91364
818-883-6110For further information please visit www.models.penthouse.com, or contact: Penthouse Films Talent Search Hotline 212-702-6060
The Real Guy Behind The Scenes - David Aaron Clark Makes Movies
I just reached a deal with Madness pictures about two and a half months ago. I've known Andre Madness since I started directing about seven years ago, and I've always liked his work. So, when I became non-exclusive with Video Team, it was natural for me to seek him out before anyone else. They're offering me every director's dream at this point. I'm going to own my own shows, so not only do I get a percentage of the profits but I own the shows themselves.
The field is really overcrowded, so owning your own work is the way to try and break out of the lower middle class - financially speaking - as a director. Unless you own your own material, it's not a very lucrative job. If you're Jules Jordan it's a different story, but for the average director: you'd do better being a plumber or an electrician. It's like journalism. The rewards are not so much financial.
Dear Porn
Dear Porn, Hi there, how are you doing? It seems to me like you're thriving - you're a multi-billion-dollar worldwide industry and there's more of you out there every day, in new forms, with new perversions, expanding into more markets all the time. Your mother must be so proud. Don't worry about not recognizing me - you don't know me, but we actually have a long history together. I won't go into the full story, but just let me say that I've done some crazy s--- for you, stuff that I'm not entirely proud of...but that's not to say that you didn't reciprocate, of course.
I mean, you completely changed my life three times - first, when I discovered masturbation, second, when I got a TV and VCR in my own room, and third, when I discovered that I could find you on the internet. Mind-blowing stuff...and now that I'm living by myself and am currently single, I can see you any time I want for as long as I want. This is like our Golden Age together, except for one slight problem. I didn't notice it at first, but as we spent more and more time together it became pretty obvious. You suck, dude. And I'm not trying to make some sort of cute pun here - you really do suck. You're awful, horrible, poorly made, and I can think of a whole list of huge problems that you have. First off, you don't make any sense. I mean, have you ever sat down and actually tried to watch one of your "features" straight through? If your plot isn't some needlessly complicated, convoluted mishmash of nightmarish editing, it's so utterly simple that non-sex scenes consist of little more than "Hey, we know each other, let's ." I realize that creating plausible situations for characters to have sex while only having 5-minute bursts of plot in which to do it in is difficult, but with that in mind, why bother? There are fewer people that watch a movie of you for the plot than read Playboy for the articles (if that's even possible). Next, let's talk direction. Do any of the people who direct you have any clue what in hell they're doing? Here's just a few of the egregious errors most directors make:
1) The Extended Close-up: You know, this may surprise you, but anyone who's watched you for more than five minutes knows exactly what a penis going in and out of a vagina looks like. Especially when it's a close-up shot, where all you can see is pussy, cock, and pubic hair (except when it's a doggy-style shot, where all you can see is pussy, cock, balls, pubic hair, and a pair of asses). And do you know exactly what a close-up shot of a penis going in and out of a vagina looks like? EVERY OTHER SINGLE CLOSE-UP SHOT OF A PENIS GOING IN AND OUT OF A VAGINA THAT HAS EVER BEEN COMMITTED TO FILM IN HUMAN HISTORY, THAT'S WHAT! Okay? Do you get it now? We've seen it, and we've seen it a million times, and it never looks any different! It's not like you can even tell who's actually doing the just by looking at the close-up, like some warped version of "Name That Tune" - so why do you feel the need to spend 45 seconds out of every minute showing it to us? Could we please actually see what's going on in the rest of the scene, and maybe show some breasts or, god forbid, the woman's face, for once?
2) The Guy Shot: Now what the hell is the point of this? Go out on the street and randomly poll people - 99% of them are going to tell you that women are better looking than men, and 100% of them are going to say that female porn stars are better looking than male porn stars (Ron Jeremy is smart and funny and all, but let's admit it, dude is ugly). So why the hell do you randomly, all of a sudden, switch to a shot of either just the guy's face or just the guy's upper body or something for 30 seconds? Most guys in porn don't bother acting while they're anyway, so all you really get is 30 seconds of not showing anything remotely interesting. And do you know how much it sucks to be jerking off, start to come, and then get stuck with a Guy Shot? You know it's too late and there's nothing you can do about it, but you'd rather be doing anything else than coming at that particular moment. (The nearest equivalent I can think of is prepping a launch of a missile, pressing the fire button, and all of a sudden realizing you've just launched it at your own house.)
3) The Acting: Can this get any worse? It's bad enough that the acting during the plot segments is wooden at best, but then when you get to the sex scenes themselves, it stays universally awful. First, there's girls who break the fourth wall and look at the camera when the cameraman isn't part of the scene. Girls, if you're in control enough to look all sultry at the camera, we can tell you're bulls---ting. Secondly, girls, don't continue moaning after the guy has pulled out and is jerking off above you. Nobody is stimulating you in any way - who the hell do you think you're fooling? Thirdly, you could replace the guys in porn with pieces of plywood that have strap-ons attached to them, and there wouldn't be much difference. (And speaking of the guys, what the hell is with most of you needing to jerk off to come? Here you are, having sex with women that most guys would give their non-masturbating arms to, and they can't even get you off? That just seems wrong somehow.)
4) Recycled footage: How dumb do you think we are? If you take the same 90-second loop of footage and use it two, three, or even four times during one scene - news flash! - we can tell, you idiots!
5) Outside shots: Sorry, but your directors need to learn the concept of light and shadow, because when you do a s---ty job of dealing with light, all the shadow means that you can't see a damned thing. And I know it's outside and there are billions of insects out there, but seeing those little black flies or gnats flying around while trying to watch some cunnilingus is really a turnoff.
6) Anal: Look, porn, if I were into watching the gay version of you, I'd understand this. Guys not only have the nerve endings in the asshole itself, we have the prostate too, so it makes sense. But women? All they have is the nerve endings way down at the end, and with the amount of testimonials I've heard from real women who swear against it, why do you perpetuate this myth that women like taking it up the ass? For every decent boob job, there's six girls who have obvious scars and stretch marks or look like they've had a pair of cantaloupe-sized lumps of Silly Putty stuck to their chests. For every Chasey Lain, there's three skanky-looking girls you wouldn't screw even if you were falling-down drunk. For every ten seconds' worth of actually arousing imagery, there's twenty minutes of uninspriring tedium. And worst of all, for every hour that I've spent watching you, downloading you, sneaking around my parents' house looking for you, and thinking about you in general, there's an hour that I could have spent been doing something else a million times more worthwhile. You suck, porn. See you tonight. Sincerely, -Lifetime Porn Watcher #10,495,102,867
Obviously written by a guy who does not have a clue about this business or in fact sex. We produce the product inside the budget of Tom Hanks coffee bill. If they could act they would be asking $5,000 a day rather than $500. I know a lot of women who like anal sex, guess he is dating the wrong women. Yes we produce a corny crap product. now go look at the budget to create a 20 minute TV commercial. Probably written by a lifetime FREE porn watcher.
Kat Sunlove - Speaking Freely with the Executive Director of the Free Speech Coalition
"And Free Speech Coalition is, as far as we know, the only organization in the nation that offers, and has awarded, a $10,000 reward for information that leads to the conviction of a child pornographer.
"Assembly Member Paul Koretz. He grabbed the Leslie Bill (Mr. Leslie was an Assembly member who drafted this very poorly conceived bill that would have mandated testing, mandated condoms), so, that bill was completely ham-fisted, and Koretz could see that. And the reason he could see that is because of our lobbying for all these years - he's had a chance to digest accurate information about this industry. Sure enough, when we sat down and I was able to introduce him to Dr. Sharon Mitchell from AIM, and explain to him what those protocols were, and how effective they had been in catching any outside person who wanted to enter the industry who happened to be HIV positive, and that we've kept our talent safe for some six years, he already had all that information! See, that's the value of lobbying. That's the value of a relationship. So Mr. Koretz grabbed the bill out of the health committee and took the issue over into his committee. The decision whether or not to use a condom when producing an adult video - which is entertainment, which is protected material - is an artistic decision, ultimately. The question that a court would have to face would be whether the government's interest in protecting the health and welfare of talent would outweigh the first amendment considerations. And there is an issue there. However, we feel like the self-regulation that we have engaged in over the past six or seven years under AIM protocol has been so effective that you know it's like, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." And it was broken to this extent - that we realized that there was a hole in the protocols that allowed this gentleman to work in Brazil unprotected, and to come back to the States and come back to work unprotected. Now AIM has inserted a new piece of the protocol, which is, when you work overseas and you come back to AIM for testing, you must go into quarantine for 30 days, or work with only a condom."
AVN Publisher Tim Connelly Loves the Job
From SexHerald.com:
Born into a religious Catholic family and raised in Chicago where he studied to be a priest, Tim Connelly has gone from performing in the industry, to writing about the industry, to his current post as publisher and editor-in-chief of the renowned Adult Video News magazine and AVN.com. From live sex shows, to touring with a rock and roll band, to being wed to three porn stars, Connelly has done it all, and it shows.
"Originally, we wanted to take AVN to a newsstand, which is something I have a lot of experience in, and the decision was made with the changing market not to go newsstand, but to concentrate on our business-to-business approach, which AVN has always been very good at. We refocused the company - Paul had always wanted to do a magazine on the newsstand, and always wanted to do a successful Buyer's Guide, which was something he was never able to achieve over the course of time. However, we were able to do it once I started here - but in the end we decided not to, we decided we'd rather play to our strengths."
XXX Pets
Exploring the lives of adult film stars in the company of the animals they love
As a new arrival to Los Angeles in 1997, I worked briefly as an editor at popular porn magazine. The pay was dreadful and I soon bolted, but I was left intrigued by the sex industry. The actual experience of making adult products - be it print or film - manages to be both utterly bland and totally bizarre, a true Southern California brand of folk art. These photographs by Max S. Gerber are part of a larger work-in-progress designed to solve a lingering question for me: What separates porn industry people from the rest of us, and what do we have in common?
Most people have had at least one pet in their lives. And as an avowed pet enthusiast myself, I wanted to talk to adult film stars - people who make a living being intimate in the most unintimate way - about their pets. I wanted to interview them and explore their lives, to make them less mysterious in a simple and colorful way.
Nicole Brazzle's fiance Mike killed in Iraq
A post Dec 1 from XXXPorntalk thread: "Just spoke with Nicole and everything is true. It was her fiance and she will be leaving tomorrow to New York for the funeral. She is going through a very hard time right now and I can only wish her the best and help her get through this."
Nicole Brazzle posts on her My Space blog November 30:
IN MEMORY OF MIKE This man is so amazing that he was a marine officer for 5 years. Now he is resting in peace. Mike has conquered the most challenging duties there are. Mike is still our MARINE, he stands for honor, courage, patriotism and devotion to his duty to save ALL our lives. I want everyone to know that MIKE has earned the right to be called a real "MARINE" Rest in peace MIKE **** 11/29/04**** Love, Nicole Brazzle
Nicole posts about her new agency TNAModels.com.
yes, yall site is ready and yes ya'll thats true. my fiance passed, but he did it proud. he was fighting and saving our lives.
Ok YA'LL I just read this post that someone put up. Yes I am glad to joke on lots of things but know this is NOT a joke. Mike my fiance is a personal trainer as well he has been a marine for 5 years... He had to go to falusha to fight for 6 mothes. Then when he came back home we were going to get married. It was going to be JULY 4th 2005...Was the date we had set.
Ok, now all this is TRUE and please pray and please NO JOKES. I hope all y'all are having a great night and I hope to talk to all ya'll soon. Oh by the way my agency is finished and up and running. i changed the name and etc....Please go to the site and scheck it out www.tnamodels.com
Bob Friedland Dating Dani Woodward?
That's what I hear about the owner of JKP. He's gone through dozens of porn girls. Must be his personality. Dani says the rumor is not true.
Dani is just 19, old enough to be Bob's granddaughter.
Travis says: Either that or his two pacemakers -- or perhaps his penchant for being an Indian Giver and taking things back when he tires of the girl. Word goes around that some of his past "conquests" liken him to "Simpsons" robber baron Mr. Burns ...
Dozens arrested as authorities break up sports betting ring
If it is Genovese family, it will be under "Andy" Wilson. From Brooklyn. He is the man on the East Coast.
NEWARK, N.J. - Forty-three people were charged and guns, cocaine and $1 million in cash seized as authorities moved to break up a sports betting ring allegedly operated by members of three organized crime families in northern New Jersey.
A joint investigation by the Bergen County Prosecutor's Office and state police began in January following a tip that a gambling ring, which used a so-called wire room in Costa Rica to process bets placed by phone and computer, was being run out of the Caffe Roma in East Rutherford, Prosecutor John Molinelli said Wednesday.
"It's the direction illegal gambling is taking," Molinelli said of the offshore connection. "You get an access code, you get an 800 number letting you call the wire room and place a bet."
Molinelli said investigators learned that the cafe was also used as a base of operations for a faction of the Genovese crime family that engaged in a variety of illegal activities, including extortion, loan sharking, fencing stolen property and drug dealing. He said members of the Lucchese and Bonanno crime families were also involved.
The operation took in some $300,000 per week from bettors who paid a $25 weekly fee in exchange for numbers and access codes allowing them to place bets to the Costa Rican wire room, Molinelli said.
"Runners" would collect the weekly fees, and "agents" would make payments to winners or collect from losers. In one case, on Oct. 8, a losing bettor's car was set on fire to intimidate him into making an overdue payment, Molinelli said.
All but three of the people charged live in New Jersey, most in Bergen, Hudson, Essex and Passaic counties. Charges included racketeering, promoting gambling, trafficking stolen property, money laundering, loan sharking, aggravated arson and possession with intent to distribute cocaine.
Molinelli said most of those charged in the ring had been arrested by Wednesday afternoon, though six of the suspects remained at large. Some 25 guns were seized, as well as the cash and drugs.
A break in the case came when one of the defendants, Anthony Carnevale, 26, of Staten Island, was stopped on the Garden State Parkway on Oct. 15. Authorities seized $38,000 in cash he was holding, Molinelli said. He said Carnevale was stopped again on the Parkway on Nov. 22, when another $60,000 was seized. Investigators had learned that Carnevale routinely dropped of cash at the Millburn home of an elderly couple, Carmen and Rose Cicalese, and later seized another $10,000 in cash there, Molinelli said. He said investigators seized another $670,000 from two safety deposit boxes the couple maintained.
The Cicaleses, who have a non-published telephone number, remained at large Wednesday, charged with money laundering, Molinelli said. Carmen Cicalese was also charged with racketeering, promoting gambling and conspiracy. Carnevale was arrested on charges of racketeering, money laundering, promoting gambling and hindering apprehension.
Cindy Crawford Headed For AVN Performer Of The Year?
I call Cindy Wednesday afternoon.
Duke: "What's going on?"
Cindy: "Well, of course you know that I'm up for performer of the year this year."
Duke: "That's pretty exciting."
Cindy, with a giddy laugh: "Yeah. Pretty stiff competition though."
Duke: "Yeah. How many other girls are nominated?"
Cindy: "Ten. But the only girls I think I have to worry about are Arianna Jollee and Cythera. But Cytherea is up for Best New Starlet. I think she's going to win that one. I think Arianna Jollee is the only other person I have to watch out for."
Duke: "Are you excited?"
Cindy: "I'm very excited. I've been shooting for Bizarre a lot."
Duke: "I thought you were exclusive to JKP?"
Cindy: "Yeah..."
Duke: "Wait. They are the same company now."
Cindy: "Yeah."
Duke: "So what have you been doing for Bizarre?"
Cindy: "We did this video where this girl peed on me and a bunch of fetish stuff. Spanking. Tying up. I've been writing for Oui and Adult Cinema Review. I've been feature dancing an awful lot. Every weekend.
"I was on HBO's Pornucopia. There was a guy shooting a documentary who was on set for one of my double DP scene. (Two guys at once, followed by another two at once.) I did a long interview with them. They're going to be pitching that to Cinemax.
"Exotic Star Models is representing me for magazine work and softcore movies for Cinemax."
Cindy has been in porn for two years now. "I hope I win performer because that is going to do so much for my career."
Duke: "How would it affect your career?"
Cindy: "Ohmigod, you have no idea. It would make my career overnight. I would be in more magazines. I would be involved in more. I'd dance more often. I would have more opportunities open for me. It would put me on the map better.
"I've worked my ass off this year."
Duke: "How many scenes have you done this year?"
Cindy: "Over 200. I've done DPs. I did that five guy gangbang. Ass-to-mouth. Air tight."
Duke: "What's air tight?"
Cindy: "A cock in your mouth, pussy and ass. It's air tight."
Duke: "Are you going to bring your parents to the awards show?"
Cindy: "Both my parents are deceased."
Duke: "I wonder what you are going to say if you win the award?"
Cindy: "Thank you Duke Floored."
Duke: "Have you read anything interesting lately?"
Cindy: "No. I haven't been on the Internet for a while because I've been so busy."
Have you done any cool drugs lately?
Cindy: "No way. I don't like to do drugs. The only thing I need [before stripping] is a shot of Grey Goose [vodka]."
Duke: "Have you been in any good feuds lately?"
Cindy: "There is one person who I absolutely can't stand and if she says another word to me, I'm going to pop her in the mouth."
It's A Wonderful Porn Life
At one time, I was the scourge of the industry. I hated everybody and everybody hated me.
Now porn (and generous qunatities of lithium and other mood stabilizers) gives me a peaceful easy feeling (even though I just spent $1100 on my car, which is worth half that) and I know you won't let me down.
I remember when I was just four years old, my dear old mom, who was dying of cancer, rested her ravaged hand on my knee and said, "Son, ever since you were in my tummy, I've had a premonition that you would grow up to do something great. Never forget that from whom much is given, much is expected. I will be disappointed if you don't grow up to make it into the AVN Hall of Fame before you are 40."
I got a quote the other day from Paul Fishbein and an email from Mike Ramone, AVN managing editor.
I guess my chances for fulfilling my mom's dying wish are pretty good.
Even Christian Mann (owner of Video Team) weighed in a couple of times on my site about philosophy and screeners.
I'm walking to my mailbox now expecting a Christmas present from Steve Hirsch at Vivid. Or at least a card. Charles Geerts, Paul Cambria, Steve Orenstein, don't forget the poor in your own community during this holiday season.
I spoke a couple of times with Cybererotica's lawyer about their case with Homegrown Video (who also speaks to me).
I could leave the industry, but then there would be so many lives left empty. All the joy and drama would drain out of porn.
I could go on and on, but Mike Albo and I are going to dinner. Then we'll catch a movie followed by a few drinks with Lara Roxxx, Mike's squeeze, and some ice skating. Few people know that Mike is a professional ice skater.
I had this gentle chat with John Douglas Wednesday afternoon:
Luzdedos1: Have a good time with Chasey Lain?
Ultra indy: It was another set visit, what can I say?
Luzdedos1: heard any good scoop?
Ultra indy: Nah, scoops and that sort of stuff isn't really my sort of
thing. I don't prowl about the industry like you do. You know me, Mr.
Press Release.
Luzdedos1: suckup
Ultra indy: That's me to a tee! Although the way that you have seduced
all your old enemies, I guess that I better make room in my suckup boat....
You are buddy buddy with everybody in the biz now. No one hates you any
more. Even AVN acknowledges you. Who's sucking who's d*ck there?
Luzdedos1: They respect my journalistic integrity. I aim to be respected
not to be liked. Ultra indy: You just want to be loved. I know.
Ultra indy: I am almost afraid of what you are going to do when everyone
in the industry loves you and embraces you. Your fragile psyche may not
be able to handle such a thing.
Maybe I will just stay in tonight and get drunk on Manishevitz and watch
videos of my girlfriend getting simultaneously ploughed by two black guys.
Greg Lasrado and the Australian Porn Mafia
Abbo writes:
Greg Lasrado, last time I saw him I was driving home one afternoon from work and he raced past in his black lamborghini or was it yellow (I think he has both colours). He still lives in his mansion at St Lucia as far as I know (the big pink house on the hill with lots of palm trees which makes it easy to find). Apart from driving you to the front gate I don't know anything else about him, except he does donate quite a bit of money to charitable things.
I really don't get how you can go from so big to struggling to pay bank loans. One of the reasons I really started to take an interest in the industry side of this business 18 months ago was because of the figures thrown about in the papers about Greg Lasrado's income and the sale of that Today company to AdultShop. Our mainstream efforts have shown how much can be earned via affiliate links and what I have been told is there is still $$ in adult if you work hard and arre focused I just can't see why he hasn't stayed at the same level of the $3-4 million a month that was talked about a few years ago.
When you see the red Ferrari outside his office in Milton with the number plates GL it is obvious he was once rolling in the money.
Industry Party On Santa Monica and Vine Tonight
Justin Slayer, Envy Mi and other porners are expected to come. For details, email HJ at nevaquit@yahoo.com.
Nick@Ilynx and Gonzo Buy Oprano, Serge, Mike AI Leave
Serge Birbrair made the announcement this morning on Oprano.com.
Mike AI writes:
Moving on from the adult biz. It is a decision I made 4 months ago. I hope to have most of my affairs tied up by early 2005. While I have no specific plans for the future, I am going to take some time off, relax, spend time with family, travel and enjoy life for awhile.
An Apology To Eva
Angelina
A Requiem For Rigger Dan
Eva, I've seen the confirmation of your identity on Luke's site and I must say how sorry I am for ever doubting you.
What you have been through is a terrible ordeal. I can only imagine the grief of losing your other half. It took me a while, but now I think I understand what you were saying. Dan sacrificed himself for the greater good. Now that you have been able to put this excess baggage behind you, your talent can truly blossom and bring joy to so many around the world.
I concur with DP jones's suggestion that you try the harder stuff. I think to truly honor his memory your career needs to step up a gear. The best way to achieve this is to push things to the limit with rough sex, anal, ATM, ATOGM, DAP and GS. Remember that most people watch porn to see the remarkable things, not the mundane sex they can get at home.
Also, remember that porn producers are pretty reasonable people. I'm pretty sure that if ask nicely, some will let you say some words of remembrance at the start or end of a scene. You might even get them to put a dedication on the box cover. Consider sending copies to his parents to show them how much you loved their son - your dedication to making his memory live on might just win them over. And finally, if while performing a particularly demanding scene you ever have a moment of doubt, just remember that Dan would have wanted it this way.
It's ironic really, because I was one of the people who was most doubtful of Eva's account. I finally realise that I was wrong, accept my mistake and come round to her way of thinking... then get accused of sarcasm by someone who was ready to accept her account without question. I suppose I can't blame you - I deserve this skepticism for my previous negative attitude.
Dan's parents have already rejected Eva in the clearest terms possible. Of course there's no guarantee that they will ever come around, but the way I see it, showing them the work she is doing as a beautiful tribute to their son is the only hope she has of winning them over. It can't make things any worse than they already are.
It's great to see that Eva is performing with renewed vigour now that she has this divine mission motivating her.
I had a thought. How about a movie called "Requiem for Dan", starring Eva doing different sex acts for the first time in each scene? She could start off by explaining the situation, then through each scene the action would get progressively harder. At the end of the last scene, after she chokes down her final mouthful of felched cum and piss, she squints up at the camera through her smeared makeup and says "I did it all for you Dan, rest in peace my love."
Does any producer feel like picking this up?
Dave Cummings On HBO's Pornucopia
Before I agreed to be part of it (Segment 4 and 5), I sorta "interogated" the Producer/Director to be assured that it wasn't going to be another negative "report"; after seeing the first three segments, I think they kept their word (that they had no preconceived conclusions looking for BS to support their negative/subjective notions, or pre-determined conclusions)and would be objective--whew!
They brought a crew down to my condo in San Diego for a full day, mostly shooting me doing a shoot for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series, and some other stuff; prior to that, they interviewed me in Los Angeles, and later followed me to the set of "Screw My Wife, Please".
I'm anxious to see the rest of the segments, and hope that my parts in Segments 4 and 5 are OK!
4:56pm. Farrah: "I just got out of the shower. I'm naked with a towel over my head. Check out this site. Girls who want to get into the industry. I will point them in the right direction."
I see you.
"You see me, baby. I know you recognize me. You've known me this many years.
"If you join the site, you can win a date with me, though I do check on how you look. You can judge who will be the next adult film star. You can either do a scene with the ladies or win a date with me.
"But f--- the.... Strike that. I'm sorry. I forgot who I was speaking to.
"I've spoken to companies...with my bad reputation and all."
You have a bad reputation?
"You've given me a good one. I appreciate that. Haven't you?"
I have.
"You spoke the truth. I may be f---ed up, but I am a good f---ed up person.
"I've been out of the industry for four-and-a-half years and I've been nothing but a happy hooker. But, whatever, not so happy. But I'm great. I'm doing beautiful. I look beautiful."
So what have you been doing for the past few years aside from escorting?
"I went back to school. I studied communications and public relations. At a community college."
How many classes did you take?
"Does it matter?" she laughs. "I took six months. I learned. Then I bartended. I babysitted five children [aged 3-11]. Babysat, excuse me. They weren't mine. No little Chuckies [Martino] running around."
Did your classmates recognize you from porn?
"Yeah. The worst thing about it was when I babysat. The fights over it. Everything went well but it was more of a jealousy thing with the wife."
How old were the boys?
"Listen to you. You're getting perverted."
I just wondered if they were interested in you in that way.
"I know they did. I'm not going to say anything. I look at my own breasts. Quit being perverted. Stop being Max Hardcore.
"Why did you leave the industry?"
I didn't want anything more to do with it.
"You walked away. So did I, hon. That's exactly what I did. It disgusted me. People disgusted me. I didn't find anything nice about it. Aside from what you had to say. Then there was contradiction. Chuck and Kevin talking s--- about me. They say in the industry that any PR is good PR, but f--- you. I'm glad for the good PR right now. That's why I sold myself out.
"The best thing about being out of the industry is that I am not with Chuck [Martino], Kevin [Beechum], Christian [Steele].
"Everybody is making money off of me beside me. I'm a compilation. Look at how many movies I've done and then look at Jaded Video and they will say I've done 500. And every day is a new one. And guess what? Nobody calls me to see how I'm doing, but you. Kevin Beechum doesn't call. And I'm making him so much money. But he won't admit that, ever. A little man behind a big desk."
You haven't stayed in touch with Gina Ryder?
"No. I don't like anybody within the industry. Olivia is my best friend. I haven't associated with her. You can call her for her own story. She's going through s---. She left the industry when I did. She's my best friend."
Farrah puts me on the phone with Joe Salpietro (from New Jersey), the man behind this site. This is his first porn venture.
Farrah plans to be at the AVN Expo in Vegas in January. "I'm going to be so porno for the rest of my life. I will be compilated for the rest of my life. I will be in the back of Hustler magazine in the 1-900 ads when I'm 90.
"The last person who got me my boob job [in 2000] was Mark Carriere. I needed big boobs. My first one was in 1989 [at age 19 in Tampa, Florida].
"I still advertise myself. I don't go through BodyMiracle or any agency. I don't need a pimp. I have a real job bartending.
"I'm going to have my own kid. I do want to settle down but it doesn't look like it is going to happen that way. But it's ok. I won't blame anybody else. I've been spending my whole industry time blaming everybody else and pointing the finger at everybody else because I had a reason to. How many abortions have I been through? How many times did I get my ass whipped?"
Farrah repeats throughout our interview that she will be f---ing the rest of her life and that she loves sex. "I'll do the first girl-girl scene with the girl that gets nominated. There will be a star doing a star.
"That's probably why I didn't do gangbangs. Because I want a family some day. I don't want my kids coming up to me and saying, you did 500 and what? I've been known to do girl-girl and the boy-girl was with Christian, Marc Davis and Chuck Martino. I've done it in a way that I know I'm going to have a family one day.
"There are a lot of people that I really love in the industry -- Jasmine [St Clair], Houston, Billy Glide. I love you."
I love you too.
"Are you single?
"Do you want to get married?"
I do want to get married.
"Let's go."
I want to get married and have children.
"Let's go."
I'm 38.
"I'm 32. I'm ready. I will still look good afterwards."
I know you will.
"Ohh. That's the right answer."
Are you good at screening [potential clients]?
"I do everything myself. I went through all the agencies and I won't go through them again because they don't know how to deal with me, because I'm a bitch. You know that, Luke. Everybody says that. But I'm actually a nice person."
I know that.
"Good answer. It takes one to know one. Just like you walked away. So did I.
"I established Farrah. No matter how f---ed up I was or not."
I'm afraid you would eat me alive.
"I'm not that bad. I just drink."
You describe the industry as brutal, yet you are bringing all these girls in.
"I say, put yourself into it for as long as I did. Then you have a reason to bitch about it. I would love to get back in the industry, but on my own terms."