NL- I SO called it. Tiger has taken legal action to stop naked photos of himself from being published in the UK. Experts are recommending that Tiger go on a talk show, explain himself and then head to sex rehab. I gave you that one too. Elin bought a house that will keep her far from the public eye. It’s on an island in Sweden and you can only get to it by boat. That will sure keep the mistresses out of Tiger’s hair as he tries to fix his marriage. Gillette has also pulled out of their deal with Tiger
Are those “experts” Kobe Bryant (whom was criminally charged with rape!), Micheal Jordan etc.?
This sex rehab thing is a big, pathetic fucking joke. Does it ever work? Besides, why would anybody want to get off something as good as sex? I’ve been a sex junkie all of my life, and I wouldn’t change the sweet smell of random pussy with no fucking private island on this fucking planet. To hell with marriage, public image and all that bullshit; all I need is *Just One Fix*:
I am getting tired of the madams and prostitutes that are coming out of the woodwork to talk about banging Tiger Woods. I would think that the reason celebrities go to prostitutes (other than to bang and get off) is to have a little bit of professional privacy. They pay premium prices not only for the sex but also so that these girls keep their mouths shut. I saw an interview today on CNN from Barney’s Beanery in LA and this blond was chirping away with all the details including the fact that he preferred not using condoms. Breakthrough report- most guys prefer not using condoms.
On another note: Memo to all women under the age of 40. If your husband or boyfriend has any access to other women or the means to purchase them, he’s probably banging other women. It’s just common sense as that is what men do. I’m not saying it is right but I am saying that’s the facts jack. We all want ‘other’ women no matter how hot our current girlfriend or wife is because that is human nature. We are driven (to borrow a golf term) into other women’s vaginas.
A guy can still love his wife or girlfriend and go out and bang another woman and come home and still love his girl exactly the same if not more then he did earlier in the day. However, I know that women don’t see it this simplistically and hence we have problems. Lastly why is prostitution illegal anyway?
Just to clarify, Gillette DID NOT pull out of their endorsement of Tiger. They are limiting their exposure of the advertising containing Woods, but so is every other sponsor of his. In fact NONE of Tiger’s sponsors have dropped him. Gatorade discontinued his line of energy drinks, but publicly they are still behind him as well. Of course, since it seems every day something else comes out surrounding him and another whore, these things can certainly change. However, Tiger has not lost any sponsorship deals to this scandal…. yet.
Somehow Colonel, I can’t picture Tiger moshing at at Ministry concert but I’m sure it’ll help him vent his angst n’ frustrations.
Tiger’s worth like billions and trillions of dollars, so go figure he’s knocking his balls towards more than one hole.
The sin is not that he’s messing around but that he got caught. He needs to pursue his games with better surreptitiousness and less audience.
He also needs endorsement money like a fat man needs another twinkie. He needs a vacation with a ho who can keep her mouth shut other than when his cock in it.
Tabloid$ and papparazis are the demons we ask for… so complaining about it is just a posture. Now he’s a porn star with some alleged photos out there. In this day and age, it’s expected. Now he can whip out his 9 iron for all to see.
Meanwhile with all the more important news of the world going on let’s keep the risque babble on and on in Babylon…
If I were a hobbyist and some whore or madam comes chirping away on how she banged so and so or she arranged dates for so and so, I would immediatly scratch said whore or madam from my list.
So unprofessional.
There are no whore ethics anymore?
Jeremy Steele says:
‘Somehow Colonel, I can’t picture Tiger moshing at at Ministry concert.’
I can’t, either, and that’s the point: Tiger Woods doesn’t know what he’s missing. There are somethings that money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s a middle age man trying to look hip while shooting a ball into a hole on the ground. Here is how I define golf: snooze inducing rehashed bore for ball-less people who have nothing better to do with their meaningless lives. If I ever want to watch sports, I’d rather watch NASCAR, and that’s not because of seeing a bunch of trailer trash shmocks driving around the circles in 200+ mph, but because I enjoy the occasional car crashes and bodily injuries.
Will/Jeff, Madams and Hookers have been outing their Johns for years now. Tiger reminds me of all those Senators and Congressmen that preach morality and then you find them banging this girl or this guy. I think sex addiction is the wrong word for the actual problem, I see people as having sexual obsession.
Tiger threw a lot away, probably a few hundred million. he shouldn’t have married young while he still wanted his cake and eat it too. Stupid Stupid Stupid. Why get married? He doesn’t even care enough to be around his kids all the time. I hate to say all rich black guys do this sort of thing but I know Will Smith has talked about this subject and he himself stated he doesn’t want that type of reputation. In other words, he cares enough about his race to not embarrass his brothers and sisters. Unfortunately, Will’s movies suck ass but I think he’s a cool dude.
Tiger? Fuck it’s stupid ass golf and he’s obviously cheating by taking roids, popping illegal pills, driving while impaired, fucking white skank ho’s, cheating/lying to his Nordic wife. He probably tried to kill his step mom the other day. This guys a bad dude, and I don’t mean that in a good way. He could have given that 300 million to me, what a fucking sphincter boy.
Pornster “I hate to say all rich black guys do this sort of thing”
It’s official, Rush Limbaugh is blogging on LIB. Hey El Rushbo, glad to have you aboard and I love how you help us dittoheads see the truth about those dirty immigrants coming here and taking all of the white man’s stuff.
You have to cut the pornster a little slack, because the region where his head is stuck is very dark and makes it hard to see the world clearly.
Hey Pornster, I didn’t know Mark Sanford, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, etc. were “rich black guys”.
Anyway, Will Ryder, all men do not cheat. I myself have never cheated on a girlfriend, ever. I’m not ugly or fat or a “wuss”. I just have respect for my relationships.
Don’t get me wrong, I do lust after other women, which is why I’m here, but I keep my fantasies strictly in the realm of porn.
To President4Life- I didn’t say ALL men cheat I did use the word ‘probably’ in reference if they have access. You must be an upstanding guy and I think it is great that you don’t stray from your girl. I should have worded my post better.
I’m just saying rich black men should follow the Will Smith mantra. Don’t embarrass your race by getting caught fucking every nasty white skank ho you can get your hands on. Now you might say he didn’t want to get caught, which is true. He should have been a lot more discreet. He lost control, which is unacceptable for a ex-billionaire.
Now-you can’t deny it-he’s really in a terrible position. He’s going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars for something he could have easily avoided.
“…embarrass [sic] your race…”?
It’s official, pornster; you are a fucking racist idiot. Now go out to the woodshed with Pa and git wuts commin’ ta ya. Moron.
Shit, I’m wrong, pornster. At least you can spell “embarrass.”
Your race should be proud.
I just agree with Will Smith. Have some respect for yourself and your loved ones. Why get married if you’re going to lie, cheat and god knows what?
The point is, this has absolutely nothing to do with race. Rich African-American, rich caucasian, rich Asian, rich whatever; some percentage of all men and women of all ethnicities will cheat, steal, and lie – because they can. Period. Respect isn’t predicated on race. I’d advise you to choose your words more carefully.
Well put Third — I guess in Pornster’s world, white guys who cheat have never “embarrassed” their race by fucking a ton of white ‘skanks’.
In fact, maybe Pornster can enlighten us as to why exactly White Men who lie and cheat on their wives and girlfriends, are NOT and NEVER WILL BE embarrassments to the Caucasian race…