Exxxotica Miami Day 1
by Ace Cartier
Exxxotica Day 1(Friday) went a lot like I did. It started a little slow, but once the flow got going it was great. I hadn’t done a convention for a while, so I was a little rusty. For those of you that haven’t worked or even attended a convention it’s really beyond belief. Just attending you have beautiful women everywhere which can be a little overwhelming, but when your working a booth or as a press photographer your brain has to work on overdrive. You have to think a few steps ahead at all times. You have to be friendly, schmooze, and solidify contacts with folks, but at the same time not linger too long. As I said I was rusty and started a little slow, but I’ve developed a way to work through it which is to start out with girls that are always fun and cheerful. While a lot of girls at Exxxotica I’ve been friendly with for a while, there is 1 girl I can count on every convention to be 1 of those fun and cheerful girls. That is none other than Sunny Lane(www.SunnyLaneLive.com)….
Other fun girls were Courtney Cummz(www.CourtneyCummz.com) and Sara Jay(www.SaraJay.com). Courtney was showing off her new assets, but I still love her original ASSet. Sara was as amazing as she always is, but sadly I didn’t get a big hug or any pics with her due to the horribly tiny booth she was in….
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The Genesis Magazine Fantasy Island booth had a bunch of girls. 2 of which I always like catching up with those being Joanna Angel and Moxxie Maddron….
Also at that booth were 2 LukeIsBack Infamous names…. Bree Olson and Kayden Kross. I know Kayden catches a lot of heat, but I don’t know her well enough to know if it’s justified or not. All I know is Kayden looked great in person….
Next were the 2 best dressed girls of the whole convention. The runner-up to best dressed was Sunny Leone. The best dressed girl was Savanna Samson. Not only was Savanna well dressed, but she also had new dark brown hair which looked amazing on her. It was almost bronze in color. Some people said it made her look 25 years old. I don’t know about age, but it did make her look extra sexy. Savanna is also very sweet….
For those of you that don’t care about clothes. Here are a couple girls with awesome bodies and very little clothes. Savannah Stern who always looks great. As well as, Megan Jones who I’ve gotten to know and luv from many events over the years….
Next we have Sienna West who was 1 of the girls at the BangBros booth. I also met up with the awesome Kimberly Kane(www.KaneArmy.com)….
Something that I always notice when I’m at a show where Ron Jeremy is signing was once again on display at Exxxotica. It’s college aged guys that are super excited to bring their girlfriends to have them fondled by Ron. Are these guys gay for Ron? Or do they just want to see their girl get touched by another man and aren’t afraid the girl will leave them for Ron? I don’t know, but it’s always funny….
Last, but not least I think it’s fitting to END my Day 1 report train with the caboose. Rather in this case it’s cabooses. I went by the booth where Cherokee D’Ass and Pinky were knocking people dead with their amazing asses(Sara Jay snuck in a little more ass as well). Pinky has a lot more going for her than just her great ass, but I won’t go into too many details at this point since I have a feeling you will be seeing more of her on LIB….
All in all Day 1 of Exxxotica Miami 2009 went very well. There were a couple disappointments, but the great moments far outnumbered them. I apologize that some of the pics were a little blurry. I promise the pics from Day 2 and Day 3 will be much more clear.
@@ Ace Cartier @@
Who’s the fat dude? He’s funny, I like him, you know. I like fat people, they make me laugh.
Allright, I like hookers, fat people and retards. They’re some of the best humanity has to offer.
So true what you said about college age guys seeing Ron Jeremy fondle their girlfriends! The first year I went to Exxxotica, my two guy friends (one of whom was my boyfriend) waited in line with me to meet RJ. When we got to the front of the line and I asked for an autograph, he asked if I wanted him to sign my tit. Naturally I said yes, and pulled it out for him. He started grabbing and fondling it and took his sweet time to draw a little heart with an arrow through it and the lettrs “RJ” with a sharpie.
The two guys I was with practically lost it with joy when Ron bent down and surprised me by putting my nipple right in his mouth and sucking on it for a good minute or two.
And that’s the fond memory I’ll always have of my first time meeting the legendary Ron Jeremy. 🙂
Why does Kayden pose like that? It’s weird. Lindsay Lohan and Beyonce do it too.
Is called The Sensual Drunken Whore Pose!
Kayden looks like a blond LILO!
On another note, has Joanna Angel gotten more tattoos? I could have sworn last time I saw her she didn’t have the right arm sleeve, just the little skull on her shoulder.