Akhenaten writes on XPT:
Hello everybody! This is my first post on this board. I’d like to get a general idea about this place before I throw myself in at the deep end.
So, what do you love and hate about (being a member of) xxxporntalk.com?
I heard pistol-whipping is just the new donkey punch? Or will it become a standard in porn like the whole face slapping and throat grabbing nonsense everybody seems to be doing nowadays?
What else?
>Maybe devout Muslims suffer from the same emotional and spiritual hand wringing as Jews?
How would I know? I don’t pray to false gods and cheap imitations!
Praise the Aten, who is reborn to every new day and gives life and light to the world! Praise the Aten!
Praise the Aten, who speaks to his children through his humble son and servant Akhenaten, the effective spirit of Aten! Praise the Aten!
To bring peace to the world you have to be at peace with yourself! L-ke Ford couldn’t even bring peace to the sidewalk of La Cienega Boulevard…
But the question still stands: What do YOU love and hate about xxxporntalk?
Remember: Self-reflection is healthy and helps you to grow as a personality.
Come on you children of the sun, enlighten me!
>I love XPT because of the rich diversity of Alt IDs you can find on the board. >I hate XPT because of all the shit Alt IDs you can find on the board. >I also love the fact that I can ban people…
I understand an "Alt Id" is somebody who posts under two (or more) user names on this board? Does this happen frequently? Is it a serious problem for this board?
So, does your statement above mean without "Alt IDs" and moderator status you wouldn’t even be here? You aren’t interested in pictures of nude women engaging in acts of bebauchery, gossip and scorn for the intellectual, moral and law-related shortcomings of the people who work in the pornography business (these seem to be the main topics around here, as far as I could see up to now)? I’m flummoxed!
>I hate it when people dress up like King Tut and rip off L-ke Ford’s Schtick. If you’re going to play Rabbi Floored, do it right: Don’t post on the Sabbath.
Total misunderstanding on your part, oh devoted servant of the law! I’m an avid admirer and student of the L-ke Ford interview technique. The use of his standard introductory question in this thread is actually a hommage (French pronounciation please!) to the master of the innocent-causerie-turning-into-awkward-distress-within-the-twinkling-of-an-eye. May the Aten give that he will never develop any kind of professional journalistic approach!
As for dressing like my son Tutankhaten (those damned polytheist bonzes forced him to change his name to Tutankhamun…), who doesn’t want to look like the hip young cats?
>I love the fact that you gan get off to bitches being abused, (simulated) raped, and generally degraded and not be judged or looked down upon.
You are a bad person and should be ashamed of yourself! May the Aten incinerate your worthless physical form! May your perverted spirit roam the desert forever and never reach the peaceful afterlife!
And tell me more…
…My God !! Wow!