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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 Email Luke Archives Photos Stars Essays Search LukeIsBack.com Advertise on Lukeisback MyAsianPornStars Cameltoe Tease Mar 19 Nacho Vidal in a rap video Chico Wang writes on ADT: "I recently spoke to Kara who called from Ohio. I'm pretty sure she's out of the business. She lived with me for a couple of weeks then moved out to the gracious home of Naughty Talent. She's a very pretty girl but has some personal issues she has to resolve. I think she's using the time in Ohio to address them and to have clarity of thought." When I see my caller ID, I answer the phone: "Are you stuck in traffic?" When Holly was stuck in traffic in the old days of six weeks ago or so, she'd often call me. Holly: "I'm driving 45 mph. "I know you'd say something like that." Luke: "I can't help it. I'm feeling good." Holly: "I'm calling to make sure you are going to be nice to my dad tomorrow." Luke: "I'll treat him like a delicate flower. "I just thought of another question I'm going to ask him." Holly: "Are you going to ask him about the role of Jews in the book?" Luke: "Depends on how we hit it off." Holly: "I remember you brought that up before." Luke: "To you." Holly: "Right." Luke: "How do you think he'd react?" Holly: "I don't know. He doesn't really talk..." Luke: "About the Jews and their nefarious influence on world finance?" Holly: "I don't think so." Luke: "I've got 40 or so questions. Depending on how it is going, I'll drop various questions in. "I think I'll title it, 'I talk to my future father-in-law Tuesday.'" Holly laughs. "That would get people to read it." Luke: "That's the purpose. I don't want it to be like my Dara Horn interview." Holly: "I never read it. You sent me the link. There was no tragedy in there?" Luke: "Yes. She's happy. She's not screwed up." Holly: "That's your problem. That never makes for a good story. "Is the LA Weekly piece out today? You said the 20th." Luke: "You so don't listen. I told you several times April 20th. I wrote several times April 20th." Holly: "I seem to put everything in March. I tried to put your birthday in March." Luke: "That's just one more thing that makes you endearing." Holly: "I have March madness." Luke: "You listen in spurts. You'll catch a number. "I interpret it all as a personal diss of me." Holly: "I got Your Life As Story today." Luke: "You really did get it. That's one thing I can no longer say about you. That's going to constrict my writing." Holly: "That was really nice what Devan said about me. "I'm starting to shoot content exchanges on the weekend. It's fun to do my own thing. I'm not pressured to sell it to magazines. The girls are into it because they need it too. It's a good deal for the models. We pay for anything and then give them content." Luke: "You're like a good Samaritan." Holly: "I bang out anywhere between three to seven sets in a day." Luke: "Is there any difference in the shooting style that you use?" Holly: "When I shot Crystal Klein this weekend, we got to do some fun experimental lighting." Luke: "How do these special effects make her vagina look?" Holly: "It's not for her vagina. It just throws an interesting pattern of light on the whole person. "Every girl calls her pussy something different." Luke: "You haven't given me any keys to opening up your father's stony cold heart?" Holly: "I haven't given you any keys to opening up my stony cold heart?" Luke: "Your father's. I've given up on yours." Holly: "That's wise. Smart move. I don't blame you. "My dad is very much like me. You're not going to be able to get in there." Luke: "I'll use the techniques that have worked so wonderfully on you and transfer them over to him. You don't have any tips?" Holly: "You are the professional interviewer." Luke: "But you are the fruit of his loins. "The book is only a pretext to open him up." Holly: "You better not ask him any mean questions. I don't trust you." Luke: "What a slam. Let me pull myself off the floor and try to face life again and look at things in a new way and try to understand where I've gone wrong to engender such hostility in others when I've only meant to serve. "How's your ankle?" Holly: "Much better." Luke: "How many positions can you do?" Holly: "Haha. "I'm pissed because I won't be able to exercise for a while..." Luke: "You're really going to..." Holly: "Yes, I'm going to gain enormous amounts of weight. "It's not that that I'm worried about. I need to exercise for my sanity." Luke: "Are you staying on the program?" Holly: "The nutrition program or the no-drinking program?" Luke: "No-drinking." Holly: "Yes. You didn't believe me?" Luke: "I wasn't sure you would do it. Almost a month." Holly's shooting Tiffany Rayne and Nick Blue Tuesday. Luke: "Does Nick say that his hero is a dead Austrian painter?" Holly laughs. "He hasn't filled out the model quiz. I don't know who his heroes are. "One of our models listed one of her heroes as Mona Lisa." Luke: "That's what I love about porn. People are so honest. Send me a copy of your model quiz." Holly: "That would be funny. I added questions like, 'What were you like in highschool?' Aria Giavanni was introverted in highschool. "I like the questions that Rookiebabes pose to their girls. I don't know if they make up the girls' responses. Sometimes the girls will write such crap that I can't use it." Holly might shoot some solo male layouts. "Men are more difficult to photograph. Women are more fluid and more flexible and men are boxy and square. Gay men are good at shooting men. "This guy shot Jude Law at our house for Vanity Fair. I was so bummed that I was at school that day. I wanted to meet the photographer, not so much Jude Law. There were pictures of Jude hanging out with our dogs." Holly wants the gory details on an adult friend of mine who got circumsized to convert to Judaism. Holly and I agree that vaginal reconstruction surgery is generally a crazy idea. I ask Holly if she's going to the doctor for her ankle. Holly: "No. There's nothing they can do. I'm going to ice it and wrap it and elevate it. "This morning I was crying." Luke: "How many people did it take to carry you?" Holly: "Very funny. Two, one on each arm. I could hobble on one foot." Luke: "Were they bodybuilders?" Holly: "One of them was my trainer. He took the heavy end. We all know what end that is. "I was out in the middle of the soccer field. My trainer put me down on a mat. He carries around an emergency kit. He elevated my foot and made me ice it." Luke: "Did you love it, being carried around by men and cared for?" Holly: "No. I felt like a dumbass. "I had just started the workout. I was jogging along. It was really nice out. I'm thinking I wasn't getting as tired as quickly as I thought I would. I feel good. I'm glad I'm out here this morning. Everything was going great. Then boom, crash. I stepped on a pinecone." Crystal Klein and her fiance Rich have been staying with Holly since last Thursday. Hobbling up the steps, carrying dogfood, Holly hands over the phone to Crystal. Luke: "Is she getting you high every day?" On New Year's Eve, Holly got Crystal high and the poor girl was knocked out for hours and had a split headache. Holly is a heavy stoner and so she was barely buzzed. Crystal says she's not getting high this trip. Luke: "Has she cooked for you?" Crystal: "No." Crystal's annoyed that I labelled a bunch of photos of Jamie Lynn in Las Vegas as "Crystal Klein." Luke: "All you hos blur together." Crystal: "Between Holly and me, who do you think was the bulldyke and who was the lipstick lesbian?" Crystal claims that the members of her website crystalklein.com know "I'm smart. I have smart members, if you can say about members of a porn site. They're smart. They're not working class. They respect me." Luke: "They respect you for what?" Crystal: "For being smart. "There's no bad talking on my message boards. "You've wrecked Holly for me. "If you knew what I know about you. She broke you. I know what you called her in bed. Your morals have changed." Luke: "That's her fault. She made me use language in bed that I have never used before. I've never degraded a woman in bed before or pulled her hair or called her degrading names and made her do degrading things. I've never slapped a woman before or bit her." I am shocked and appalled that my most private confidences with Holly have been violated. I just don't feel safe anymore having emotionally unprotected sex. Crystal: "I love it, Luke. Call me something dirty." Luke: "I can't. I'm never going there again. It's not my true self." Crystal: "That is your true self and you're just shocked about that." Luke: "I am never going to act like that again." Crystal: "Yes you are. If Holly said, 'Come on over. Slap me in the face and call me a whore.'" Luke: "I would say no. 'I am distancing myself because this is not what God wants for our lives.' "You think I'm driven by my penis? That if Holly gave me the time of day, I'd be over there trying to stick it inside of her?" Crystal laughs. "You're talking dirty already." Luke: "I was trying to make a moral point about the degradation of women in our society and how I am opposed to it." Crystal: "I should write a story about you. It's fascinating. I want to bring in my point of view. "I am not as dirty as Holly but I'm certainly dirtier than you." Luke: "Holly is a dirty little whore." Crystal: "You just said it again." Luke: "I don't like using that language. It's not the real me." Crystal: "If you haven't used that language before does not mean it is not the real you. "You strike me as the type of guy who restrains himself. "Come on my couch. I'm going to help you. I've helped a lot of people. I'm really clever when it comes to that. I have a lot of empathy. I get people. I just need to find out a little bit more about you." Luke: "Would you help me be the true man that I know I can be?" Crystal: "Can you not be sarcastic for once?" Luke: "Can you explain Holly to me?" Crystal: "Yes, I could, but not right now." Hey, At Least There's Empirical Evidence That Porn Exists
Want To Hear Something Ridiculous? HollyRandall:
want to hear something ridiculous? Adam Grayson (SearchExtreme.com): 'I was offered my first sexual bribe last month over our Golden Gape Awards' Adam says: "I just laughed at her. Not out of self-importance or adherence to any supposed honor, rather because I thought it was ridiculous that someone believed a stupid award from our site was worth the horrors of fellating me." Luke: may i quote that? Does AVN Sell Pieces? John: surely your serial killer van has sirius installed? Luke: Does AVN sell pieces? Do good reviews in AVN or coverage make any
difference to your sales? Paul Fishbein (AVN) Vs. Alec Helmy (XBiz) Who commands the most loyalty? They're running competing trade shows (though at different times). We can judge by the number of booths and sponsorships and ad pages who has the most friends in the internet world. PurePlay Media Fires Publicist April Storm? April (april at pureplaymedia.com) replies: "What? lol Me? No...I'm still here plugging away :) Where did you hear that? There has been some turnover here but I'm still here." Was Drew Dixon, head of sales at Pureplay, fired today? Many PurePlay porners have been unhappy with April for years. But what do you expect from a porn publicist? How many inane ways can you ask them to pump up another porn movie? How many ways can they sell poison as something beautiful? Exactly how much meaning do you think they can impart when they send out another unwanted email touting some stupid porn video? Why does it matter if they are two weeks later promoting crap? April had a relationship with one of the PurePlay owners -- Canadian Richard Arnold. He's wishy washy, slippery. Any porn company that talks about going public but never actually does anything is a bit suspect. Maybe they will one day? Richard and Sig Badke aren't the best at returning phone calls. People come in for a job interview and then never hear back. That's the sort of thing that leaves a bad taste in people's mouths and causes them to badtalk you. April's always been nice to me, which is a staggering accomplishment given the things I write and that I have known her for eight years. She had a huge birthday party January 26. Carly Milne was the publicist at Pureplay for a year or so (circa 2003). Dating Advice For Luke Khunrum writes: "They don't like to boom-sing on an empty stomach. The 60 minutes show should make a positive impression. Purchasing a small couch from Ikea couldn't hurt." Robert writes: "Why not break out the big guns and show her your directorial debut, "What Women Want"? If that doesn't work go straight for the roofies with rice milk nightcap. Good luck!" Please Feel Sorry For Holly Randall She writes me:
I was checking out Holly's Xpeeps profile: "I'm the photographer/company director for Suze Randall Productions (www.suze.net and www.suzevideo.com). The one question I am asked all the time is "When did you find out what your parents do for a living?" The truth is, there was never a point in time when I "found out." I've always known, but I'm not sure exactly how -- my parents didn't exactly proudly display their work all over the house. I guess I was just raised in a household where everyone was honest and there was no shame attached to sexuality or nudity. My friends always express surprise that a family who works in porn gets along so well and remains incredibly close-knit. All in all, the adult industry never gets boring and I look forward to going to work every day -- now how many people can honestly say that?" HollyRandall: i fixed up my dad's myspace
page for him Chaim Amalek: Ask Hump if the Jewish lobby is insufficiently powerful
in Washington. I call him Monday afternoon. Dick: "I am fighting Saturday in the 205 [pound division against Tod Medina in Las Vegas]. I have a heavyweight fight the following week in Fresno against Eli Jocelyn. I know I can beat both guys." Luke: "How's your porn work?" Dick: "I'm doing good work. There's a lot of haters out there who don't like me. They're either afraid me or jealous of me. It's hard for me to get work after a couple of incidents that I've had. I've done great scenes, multiple pops. I don't get the credit I deserve in porno. If they'd let go of their jealousy and anger, they'd have a great performer on their hands." Luke: "You've lost three fights in a row." Dick: "If I can't get work in porno, I can get my income from fighting." Luke: "How's your love life?" Dick: "Layla and I are seeing each other casually. We are getting along better these days. She comes to visit me from Arizona. I don't ask her about her stuff. I don't want to get angry. The less I know, the better I am." Luke: "Have you found a place to live?" Dick: "I'm staying with my mom right now." DanaDeArmond.com's Unhappy Member Lance writes her: "why aren't you naked we really never get to see you playing with yourself why not?" Dana (her MySpace) responds: "because i just woke up and im sick." Lance writes: "okay so i should go and get a membership somewhere else." Dana responds: "you dont seem to appreciate me very much... also you dont realise that i am a human being. honestly if this is the way you are going to talk to me i dont really want you as a member. everyone else is very nice to me." Lance writes: "so am i, i am just asking what am i spending my money on if i never get to see you do anything." Dana responds: "and im telling you that i am sick. SICK. having bad reaction to medication. but i guess that doesnt matter to you." Lance writes: "i just telling you that it's bad for business girl and from what i see from you every damn time i log on you most be sick all the time." Eve Mayfair Update She was supposed to come to Jamie Lynn's party Saturday night but she fell asleep watching a Seinfeld rerun and never made it. Sunday night she was supposed to go to karaoke but again fell asleep. She has five days to find a new apartment but she's too proud to exchange sex for rent. She's not reading either. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. I look at her MySpace page and read off to her bitterly: "I love talking about sex." Eve: "That's my character." Eve corrects my write-up:
I Miss Edward Wedelstedt I never thought I'd say that, but there's been something missing from my life since Eddie W went to prison. [Correction thanks to Mark Kernes: Eddie is not yet in prison. That destination is a few weeks off.] I've been trying to fill this hole in my soul through a series of destructive relationships but no matter who I do, the ancient yearning to write about Eddie W. persists. I call a friend. He says he's given up smoking. Luke: "What about dope?" Friend: "You have to keep some vices. Nobody likes a person with no vices." Luke: "I don't have any vices. Everybody likes me." Friend: "Yeah, right. You have vices. You hang out with people who are bad for you." Luke: "Like who?" Friend: "Porn people. You know who. You're a masochist. "You're feeling the effects of missing Eddie. Now that he's locked up, you should send him letters. Tell him you're one of Eddie's Kids and harangue him. 'Eddie, how dare you do this to me? I looked up to you only to find out that you don't pay your taxes.'" I Interview Holly Randall's Dad Humphry Tuesday The ostensible topic is his novel The Nero Prediction. Holly writes: "Please be nice! Don't make my daddy look bad." I reply: "I'll treat him like I treat you." Holly: "Uh oh." Luke: "A friend of mine published your dad's book -- Adam Parfrey of Feral House." Holly: "I know. He almost fell out of his chair when he heard we were dating. He's an interesting guy. I've met him and his girlfriend several times."
From Klixxx.com, another interview with Suze Randall:
A Chat With Director Devan Sapphire I've known him about eight years and we've usually been on good terms. DCyper (DV8cultx.com) phones me back Sunday at 3:55 p.m. He is memorialized as a wonderful lover in this Rachel Kramer Bussell essay. DCypher (Devan Sapphire): "I don't understand why you are being really mean to Heidi for no apparent reason. I understand that you're mad that you believe she had you thrown off a set [about three years ago]. "My movie Wonderland received an Editor's Choice in the February AVN. "I understand that people are upset but I don't see why I have to get dragged into it. My movies have quality on their own. "Why become unglued that somebody had dinner and watched a movie with your boyfriend? Heidi is dating a guy now. She's devoted to him. "Maybe I just don't get it because I'm a polyamorous corrupt pornographer and largely liberal and I just don't understand. Even if they had sex, what's the big issue?" Luke: "There's nothing I can say that can communicate to you how different people have different emotional reactions to these things." DCypher: "As I watch this drama play out, it seems distasteful. I can't imagine that people would want to go to you and put their personal life on the web. "I feel bad for Heidi. I think it is cheap that you allow people to post stuff anonymously. "Are you hunting for -- did I bribe Heidi to get a good review in AVN?" Luke: "Did you spend a weekend with Heidi in Vegas and have sex with you?" DCypher: "I have never had sex with Heidi. I took Heidi to Vegas [about three weeks ago]. A friend was having people over. I told Heidi I was going out there. She asked me if she could come along. We drove out to Vegas. We hung out with my friend in bars. "Next day we got up and left and came back to LA and had lunch with my girlfriend (Justine Jolie) and Tristan Taormino. "The relationship I have with Heidi is completely platonic. I talk to her often on the phone. Sometimes we do lunch. "Before I got into directing, I was doing PR for Sin City. I was used to being around all these people from AVN. I hang out with Pete Warren. I went out to his house Friday night. "I hung out with him last night at the Wikitiki party [for Cctavio Arizala's book]." Luke: "Rachel Bussell Kramer says you are an amazing lover." DCypher: "She's really something. She wrote a glowing thing about me. Did it make you upset that I have never come on to you? I know you're lonely now that Holly and you aren't together. "Don't you think that these attacks on Heidi are baseless and cruel?" Luke: "I don't think they are baseless." DCypher: "I think she's one of the only people you can't bribe. "Reviewers in general don't get handed Ipods and PlayStation portables?" Luke: "I haven't argued that she's any more corrupt than anyone else, including myself. "Did Heidi write the review for Wonderland?" DCypher: "She did. Does that mean that I can't hang out with people who review my movies? Would it be better for me to give my movies to Mark Kernes because we don't hang out?" Luke: "I'm not making any judgments." DCypher: "I read the quote that I had a quote from Heidi on my boxcover and that I took Heidi to Vegas and we spent the night. We had separate beds. We went to bed at midnight. We woke up at 8 a.m. and drove home. Is that unacceptable? Does that seem inappropriate? "She's reviewed a movie I've done before and she's not given me an Editor's Choice. She gave me a 3.5 for my Sin City movie Blonde Factory." Luke: "I don't know what AVN's policy should be about accepting gifts and fraternization." DCypher: "I think that whatever happened with Kami and Ivan and Heidi, it is very unfortunate that this is being made public. "I don't see how it is any more appropriate for me to go to Peter Warren's birthday party where half the people I know in the business were there. "We invited Pete to Vegas with us. He just didn't want to go that weekend. "Heidi doesn't live like a kingpin, like someone with buckets of money. She seems devoted to her job. She's a good friend. She's not the type of person who gives out good reviews to friends. Most people at AVN don't operate that way. "I know how you love to salaciously spin things. There's no positive light that is going to come out on lukeisback. "I put in a lot of work on my movies and now this is going to come out and people are going to think that I bribe AVN to get good reviews. If it was that simple, everybody at Metro would have good reviews." Luke: "People will assimilate the information in different ways. If people want to hate you, they will seize on this." DCypher: "That's all the internet has become -- people in this business bashing each other and not putting their names on it. I went through all of this with the pornogossip.com crap back in the day. Nobody would face up to me and admit they did any of it. What did it end up meaning? It did me a favor. It gave me a bunch more people I don't have to pretend to get along with. It's 40 less hands to shake at a convention and 40 less people I have to pretend to be nice to. "Cindi Loftus liked my movie [The Prisoner] and I never did anything for her. I was nominated for six AVN awards and I won zero. I'm friends with Heidi, Peter, and Dan Miller. I get along with Mike Ramone, Mark Kernes, Paul Fishbein. I didn't get anything special out of it. I think I should've definitely got Best Screenplay over Camp Cuddly Pines. "When I was the publicist for Sin City, you didn't see them winning awards and we were in [the AVN offices] all the time. "Heidi is friends with Michael Raven. You didn't see his reviews going crazy this past year. "I've heard stories about people who have outright tried to bribe people at AVN and been turned down. I heard a story from a guy who said he tried to bribe Gene Ross by putting $100 in the movie and that Gene pulled it out and threw it at the guy and said, 'Get the ---- out of the office.' "What if I start writing that you are on the take? You'd probably like the attention. What if I said you were writing nice things about Holly because you were sleeping with her? That might be true. You were writing good things about suzenetcash because you were sleeping with Holly. You were on the take. "If anyone does not believe I earned my review on Wonderland should watch Wonderland. I put my heart and soul into that movie. "I had a shot that required special effects with the lighting. I couldn't have made that shot if I didn't have the right lighting people. "It's not often that you see porn stars quoting Shakespeare. "Gram Ponante gave me a good review and I definitely did not sleep with Gram. At least I think it was a good review. I can't really tell with Gram. He did say I thought I was Shakespeare, which wasn't very nice. "You still like me, right? You still like my movies?" Luke: "I don't watch your movies." DCypher: "Do you watch any movies?" Luke: "No. I hate porn." DCypher: "Then why do you swim here? Why do you come here?" Luke: "It's not to watch the movies. It's to tell the stories." DCypher: "Aren't you upset that somebody created HollywoodMafia.com without you? They lived your dream. Here you are still messing around with these vapid shallow porn people that you say you can't stand. You tell me you're a Republican. You tell me you're a Jew. You tell me all this stuff. But you're still here. You date the goyim. "Do you read the kabbalah?" Luke: "No." DCypher: "Are you upset that Jason Curious is? Everyone is taking that which makes you you away. Jason Curious is trying to be more Jewish than you." Luke: "I don't feel proud when pornographers start teaching the kabbalah." DCypher: "I've never read the kabbalah." Luke: "Don't." DCypher: "Are you saying I shouldn't because I'm a pornographer?" Luke: "Yes. In my tradition, you are not supposed to study kabbalah unless you are married with kids, over 40, and fully observant of Jewish law." DCypher: "Didn't they tell you that you are not supposed to play around in porn anymore if you wanted to be a Jew? And you're still here?" Luke: "Yeah." DCypher: "What does that make you?" Luke: "Someone who doesn't live up to his ideals." DCypher: "Are you a blasphemer? Is it kinda forgiveable? So he doesn't always eat kosher? Or is it a really big deal?" Luke: "Plenty of people would say it was a big deal." DCypher: "Plenty of people at your book party would say it was a big deal." Luke: "Yeah. They're conservative." DCypher: "I was going to say uptight." Luke: "Most of my friends lead conservative lives. "What's new with you?" DCypher: "I have four movies in editing. "I must say you're writing has gotten better. Even though I am often not thrilled with the things you choose to talk about, you have gone back to the top as far as gossip sites. I told someone the other day, I keep wanting not to read him. Some of the stuff he posts is offensive, but one out of ten stories he posts will be entertaining enough that you have to read it. "It's just weird that when I read things that I am close to you are so off in the wrong direction." Luke: "Do you think my writing is any better from my relationship with Holly?" DCypher: "I found a lot of that to be really entertaining. I am most shocked by how well Holly handles the XPT people. They don't faze her. I hear the same stuff from Kimberly Kane, Ashley Blue and others how they don't take any of the people on there who are mean that seriously. They shrug it off. "It's an evolution. A couple of years ago, people came out and started making horrible comments about each other all over the web. The end result is that some people shied away from the internet and other people became thick-skinned." Luke: "Can you believe what Holly has let me get away with writing about her?" DCypher: "When Scott Fayner wrote about Taylor Rain this much, they trashed him. Yes, I notice that from time to time, people will say things on your site that you talk about Holly a lot, but for the most part, people who read you have embraced her. "I've always found that she was easy to get along with. I've never met anybody who didn't like Holly. If someone attacks her, by the time they're done arguing with her, they love her. I wish I had that level of a head. I tend to get angry." Luke: "Jokes or tease that I could never give to any other woman, I can do to her and she'll laugh." DCypher: "You should do a book called Luke's girls, all about her, Kendra, Mary Carey. A book about how divergent your views are but yet your tolerance of their lifestyle even though you don't believe in any of this stuff. "I can't imagine how Mary Carey could go have dinner with those people after everything they've done." Luke: "Are you and Justine Jolie getting married?" DCypher: "That's the word on the street." NYT: Sex, Lawsuits and Celebrities Caught on Tape
David Clark writes:
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Are you going to pimp for him? Are you going to put "single" on it? I checked Humphry's MySpace page and it says he's single. I wonder how his wife Suze Randall feels about that? Holly posts on Humphry's Myspace: "You better be on myspace to promote your book, dad. I could be suspicious about you trolling for young hotties but I know where you are at all times: either in the office, sitting by the pool, behind the bar, napping in your bedroom, or shopping at Albertson's. Then again, it did take you several hours just to pick up some toothpaste the other day." Raised By Porn Parents A religious friend writes me about a secular friend: "I am sorry that she was raised by porn parents. That is child abuse. As for her BA, some of the stupidest people I know have advanced degrees. I would be impressed if she chose a different professional path than that laid out by her parents. Alas, she merely trudged on in the well worn path and is, no doubt, carrying on the deeply rooted pathologies and I'm sure she is unhappy and incapable of a lasting loving relationship. Sad." Holly Randall (why does she think everything is about her?) responds:
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