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Stephen Cohen's Scandalous Attorneys - John Alan Goalwin (70974) And Roger James Agajanian (55393)

Both attorneys are now legal to practice law in California.

Here's the disciplinary record on Goalwin according to the California State Bar:

JOHN ALAN GOALWIN [#70974], 54, of Los Angeles was suspended for three years, stayed, placed on three years of probation and was ordered to prove his rehabilitation. The order took effect May 24, 2003. Goalwin stipulated to misconduct in two cases. In the first matter, he represented a client in a bankruptcy proceeding and a civil defamation lawsuit. The jury in the defamation case found against Goalwin's client, and Goalwin filed an appeal. However, because the client did not pay the fees to obtain the reporter's transcript, Goalwin took no further action and the appeal was dismissed. He did not inform his client about the dismissal. The civil court judgment was deemed non-dischargeable in bankruptcy, and although Goalwin says he discussed the matter with his client, the client cannot recall the conversation. He did not return the client's case file and original documents despite numerous requests to do so. He also stipulated that he failed to keep a client reasonably informed about developments in his case. In the second matter, he represented a client whose friend paid him $3,000 to investigate her matter and another $12,000 as a non-refundable retainer. Goalwin pursued her case, but it was consolidated with others and the client was very unhappy about the consolidation and consulted another attorney. Eventually, she asked that Goalwin provide her file to the new attorney and she asked for an accounting of fees. Although Goalwin advised both the client and the new attorney that the retainer was non-refundable, he did not provide an accounting for two years. He was disciplined previously. In mitigation, Goalwin served on the board of a foundation that runs free drug and alcohol rehabilitation programs in Los Angeles and he has volunteered as a settlement officer in Glendale court.

July 2, 2000 JOHN ALAN GOALWIN [#70974], 51, of Los Angeles was suspended for two years, stayed, placed on two years of probation with an actual 60-day suspension and was ordered to prove his rehabilitation and take the MPRE within one year. The order took effect July 2, 2000. Goalwin stipulated to 11 counts of misconduct in six matters. He failed to refund an unearned fee or promptly return client files, allowed the balance in his client trust account to fall below the required amount, paid client medical bills late, placed settlement funds in his personal checking account instead of a client trust account, failed to provide an accounting of client funds, misappropriated client money, commingled personal and client funds, and failed to properly maintain his client trust account. In a child support action, he did not verify a verbal agreement he had made with the district attorney and a default judgment was entered against his client, ordering monthly support payments of $1,025. He failed to perform legal services in a lawsuit for the collection of a real estate broker's commission. He learned his client did not have a valid claim, but did not withdraw from the case. Instead, he allowed the matter to be lost through two motions for summary judgment which he did not oppose. Judgment was entered against his client in the amount of $2,625, and Goalwin did not notify the client for 10 weeks. In mitigation, Goalwin has no record of discipline since his 1976 admission to the bar, and he served on the board of directors of a foundation which operates three drug and alcohol rehabilitation programs in Los Angeles.

Here's the record on Agajanian:

4/29/1994 Resignation with charges pending 93-Q-19640 Resigned
12/2/1993 Vol.inactive(tender of resign.w/charges) 93-Q-19640 Not Eligible To Practice Law
7/17/1993 Discipline, probation; no actual susp. 92-O-10515
11/15/1991 Discipline w/actual suspension 85-O-15473 Not Eligible To Practice Law
8/9/1990 Discipline w/actual suspension 87-C-17039 Not Eligible To Practice Law

Gail Harris - Fulltime Consultant At Larry Flynt Publications For Past Seven Months

She's going through department by department.

Porn Is Fine For Kids

"Adult materials are for adults only," is a mantra from porn spokesmen, but that saying is a sham. If you think porn is good for society, they you have to also believe that porn is relatively harmless for kids, because if you make porn available to adults, then kids are going to get their hands on it.

Let's use a couple of analogies. First, alcohol. I believe that for most people alcohol is harmless (obviously it is harmful to alcoholics and those affected by alcoholics and by those who drink and drive and those affected by drunk drivers). I congruently believe that alcohol, in small to moderate amounts, is harmless for most kids (even though it is illegal to sell it to them). In the Jewish tradition, for example, kids grow up drinking small amounts of wine on Sabbaths and holidays.

My second analogy is guns. I believe that law-abiding people should own guns and be allowed to carry them around concealed. I believe that there is nothing wrong with kids growing up around guns (as they do in Israel) and learning how to use them. I don't blame guns for crime. I blame criminals. Just as I don't blame porn for rape. I blame rapists.

A big problem in America today is that people confuse what is legal with what is moral. But plenty of things (such as typical cases of adultery and abortion) are immoral and legal.

There's no magical transformation in a person that makes it wrong for him to consumer alcohol and porn one day and makes it ok the next (when he turns 18 or 21).

Holly Randall, daughter of Suze Randall, writes in the new book Naked Ambition: Women Pornographers and How They Are Changing the Sex Industry:

I knew where the key was. That's the thing about adults -- they think that kids are so naive, when in fact they are more perceptive than you can imagine. This was the blanket of assurance my parents wrapped around themselves -- if they kep the porn in the office (which was the guest house, by the way) under lock and key, their darling little girl would be shielded from their world of smut. Yeah, right.

...I walked toward the bathroom and opened tha tmagical door that revealed a little closet, with installed shelves. And on those shelves were stacks and stacks of porno magazines. Aaah, heaven... It was porn time. And I was eight years old.

Actually, Holly was at least two years younger than that, but for various reasons she didn't want to publish her real age for uncovering porn.

Holly tells MrSkin.com: "The first time I ever saw porn, I must have been like seven. My parents were watching some weird porno movie in their bedroom, the door was open a crack, and I could see through it. This girl was supposed to be going on a date with some nerd, and her parents were downstairs waiting, and she was really bummed about it, and some stud crawled through her window and they started fuckin'. It was hot."

Mason writes in the Naked Ambition book: "When I was ten years old I watched porn for the first time."

Rob Spallone Update

I call him Tuesday afternoon. "How's my old buddy?"

Rob: "My old buddy. I like that. Old buddies."

Luke: "Old friend."

Rob: "My old friend who used to take me, invite me, bring me. That guy? What happened to him?"

Luke: "I don't know."

Rob: "I'm driving home [from] a few days in Palms Springs. I went to the desert for a massage, pedicure, manicure. I feel like a real man now. What are you doing?"

Luke: "I'm looking for trouble. You got any?"

Rob: "You've started plenty in your life. I ran into some internet guy Saturday who said, 'Luke wants me to bring him to Vegas.'"

Luke: "Trinity James has found Jesus and is trying to leave the industry. She was on this Christian TV show."

Rob: "Is this through your friend Jim?"

Luke: "I don't think he had anything to do with it. It was through the XXXChurch."

Rob: "I think the XXXChurch is full of s---."

Luke: "'Trinity is on her way to Indiana, a fresh start and a whole new life.'"

Rob: "She got married. She wanted me to give her away. A few weeks ago. Now she's found Jesus? I think she's found the Devil."

Luke: "She's asking for financial help to get her out of the industry."

Rob: "I'll sell my new Mercedes and give it to her.

"I think the XXXChurch people are porno people and they don't want to admit it.

"Somebody IM'd me the other day. I don't know who it was. They've been doing it a few times over the past few weeks. 'Hi Rob the Mobster.' They're writing a book and I'm in the book."

Luke: "It's Kenny [Gallo, Mafia associate]. The half-Japanese guy."

Rob: "Email him and tell him, 'Rob knows who you are now.' And if he wants to talk to me, he better tell me who he is next time."

Kenny's friend Anthony Fiato is finishing off a book (with a lot on the Mafia-porn connection) with John L. Smith (Las Vegas journalist and author).

Is Jenna Haze no longer with her boyfriend?

She showed up to that NS party with Jules Jordan. You know anything?

Was Holly Randall was three when she caught Randy West masturbating in her parents' garden?

Holly tells Gram Ponante 4/19/05: "When I was at UCLA I had affairs with some professors. Not UCLA professors, but sort of visiting professors. I am going to write a script about the teacher/student relationships that I have fantasies about. I've always had a thing for teachers.

"My dream cast would include Ben English as the teacher."

Holly writes me: "Saying that I caught Randy masturbating in my parent's garden isn't exactly correct-- my mom was shooting him for Playgirl and I got loose and kinda ran onto the set. He was naked...this is a story he told me-- I of course don't remember it."

You don't worry, dear. I'm looking out for what's best for your porn career. And all I want is 15% off the top.

From Adversus.net:

"I actually don't have one-night stands because I don't like having sex with strangers, but when I've got someone I want it all the time! I even have male friends I just have sex with, that's always a safe and good time. But though I am boy-crazy and a huge flirt, I am looking for that one guy that I can have crazy and consistent sex with for the rest of my life."

Mike Albo Is AVN Online's Managing Editor

Tony Lovett is Publisher and Editor.

Albo ran Hustler Erotic Video Guide for about a decade before getting laid off in 2003. He's worked for Dennis Hof for the past two years and wrote AdultStarsNews.com. His last post was October 14.

In previous years, when AVN President Paul Fishbein considered hiring Albo, some members of the AVN staff expressed concern that Mike was too volatile. So far everything has been smooth-sailing. The new hires at AVN are keeping their noses to the grindstone, grateful to have jobs.

XXXChurch.com Helps Trinity James Leave Porn

Trinity [James] has decided that she wants out for GOOD! She is currently living in Las Vegas and has been doing porn and legalized prostitution for 4 years and she has realized that this is not something she can do any longer.

Here is where you can play a part in this new life for Trinity. We plan on making a visit to Trinity in Las Vegas within the next two weeks and get Trinity packed up and moved to Indiana. She has family friends in Evansville, Indiana that she can live with that will help out with childcare as Trinity enrolls in Cosmetology school. Her 5-year-old daughter can get enrolled in first grade in Indiana. Indiana is a great place for Trinity to raise her daughter and she will be far away from all the temptations of the porn industry and the lifestyle she is leaving behind.

If other porn stars received as much help as Trinity might here, I suspect that many, if not most of them, would also leave porn.

Porn stars are hookers without shame. They're looking to make an easy buck. If they can make that easy buck by turning to religion (or marrying rich), they will.

I understand that I have made generalizations and that there are individual exceptions to my propositions.

Scott McGowan writes: "I hope that you're good and goddamned aware of the fact that you too are a prostitute, Luke. What's worse is that you're ashamed of it."

XXXChurch blog about Trinity James. Update.

Tony Malice writes on XPT:

Luke, I assume you added that last part about the exceptions to prevent yourself from getting a slew of hate mail from all the porn girls who are in the business because they love sex. Well, those whores are in denial, they are in porn because they are lazy and unmotivated to do any work that involves any more than 2 hours of commitment and an activity beyond jerking people off with their fleshy holes.

I suspect our society will continue to have this problem until we teach women to value hard work and use their minds to get somewhere in this world. That's the real tragedy.

Mike Ramone, AVN Editor, writes me:

Why should there be any shame attached to sex between consenting adults? There shouldn’t be. That there is in some quarters, is indicative of the sickness of religion. Or as Bertrand Russell wrote so eloquently, “The worst feature of the Christian religion is its attitude toward sex —an attitude so morbid and so unnatural …” He also wrote, “My own view on religion is that … I regard it as a disease born of fear and as a source of untold misery to the human race.” Indeed. Shame should be attached to religion, not sex.

Trinity tells her story on the Christian TV show "Life Today":

Pastor Craig Gross: "Trinity was one of the girls we met this year at the [AEE in Las Vegas in January]. We're trying to get involved in her life and trying to help her."

Trinity: "I was ready to get out. I met [the XXXChurch.com pastors] through a mutual friend. They seemed like they actually cared and could possibly help."

Host: "Why did you do [sex work]?"

Trinity: "Money. I was a young single mom. Another girl I had met [had said] 'The money's great. It's easy work. It's easy to come by.'"

Host: "Do you think that would be the motivating factor for the majority of girls in it?"

Trinity: "Girls and guys. It's not easy for the guys. If they could make the money they do now and do something they enjoy doing, they might.

"I didn't have a relationship with my father. My stepfather raised me. My mom wasn't around. That [with the stepfather] was a good relationship. Men, I haven't had such a good luck. Most have been abusive, physically and emotionally. They're controlling. There were a few times when I tried to get out of the industry. There were a few times I tried to get out of the industry. The last relationship I was in, I was forced to go back in quite a few times. I had nothing that was mine. My money went to somebody else. I was left with nothing.

"Even more so in the industry [we seek a good man]. Sex isn't our main push. We need someone to love us. We need someone to hold us up when we can't hold ourselves up."

Host: "Do you see the addictive tendencies on the part of people who watch [porn]? Does that ever trouble you?"

Trinity: "Oh yeah. I have my own thoughts on men watching porn. I know a few people that the Adult world where has split their marriages. I don't think it is a good thing, but it is my job. I have to live two different lives there. I wouldn't want my husband spending his days watching porn."

Host: "When you work in the industry, do you have to shut this stuff out?"

Trinity: "All the emotion, all the feelings, it's all shut off.

"There's no emotion, there's no thoughts. It's just work. When I go home, I don't talk about it.

"If I ever thought about all the things that worry me about my job, I would be so depressed. I try not to think about it."

Host: "Do you think that is typical of all the performers? To block it out?"

Trinity: "I can't say. I would think so, yes. That's the easiest way to do it. If I had all my emotions and thought about the people watching me do it, I don't think I could do it."

Host: "Do you feel trapped by the industry?"

Trinity: "I wouldn't say I feel trapped. It's easy to get caught up in the lifestyle. A lot of the girls do. It's also hard that when you're ready to get out, it's also addicting. The lifestyle. The money, the parties, the attention. A lot of girls just need the attention."

Host: "You have a little girl. Do you want her to follow in your footsteps?"

Trinity: "No, I don't."

Host: "Do you want anybody's little girl to follow in your footsteps?"

Trinity: "No."

Host: "What would you suggest to them?"

Trinity: "Stay away. It's a hard life to live."

Genesis Skye Single Again

She posts on XPT:

Here's a new quote for all you f---ing assholes.... I DON'T GIVE A f--- WHAT YOU THINK!!! How's that!? I'm me so f--- you. I don't have to be what YOU want me to be. I'm doing what I WANT with MY life. I'm clean from drugs and yes, I am reinventing myself. To be honest I never cared what any of you thought. I don't have TUMORS!!! I had ovarian cysts. A bit different. They GO AWAY!!! And yes, my car got stolen. If you want it go pick it up at the police inpound lot on parthenia. It's all yours. It's a black 1990 Acura Integra GS with the windows busted out and the inside is gutted. But it goes up for sale on the 24th. Insurance fraud haha! Didn't have insurance. Eat your hearts out. I'm not even using the name Genesis Skye anymore. I only work with my husband and do g/g.

Note to REAL fans... Thanks for sticking behind me through everything... you guys are true fans. I'm now going by Kaydence Price! Look for the first scene

"f--- me like the whore I am 3" from Moorehead Productions! -Kaydence Price aka Genesis Skye

"Atleast I don't let people barf on my face! " ~Kaydence Price

Just Because I'm A Pornstar... It Doesn't Mean I'm Going To f--- You!!! (Genesis Skye)

Mandy Taylor responds:

Awwww poor girl. You may have fake tits... may be skinnier than I am... Hell probably prettier than I am... But there are a few things I have that you dont. You will never be better than I am Gen. I have real friends, noit just people I party with and get drunk and f---ed up with (Bc I dont do that s---, Im a good girl!)... I have a marriage that will actually last (Known him more than a few weeks And Its not a porno relationship).... And I dont need to change my name to run away from my problems. I personally think changing your name is retarded. Foir 3yrs you been known as Genesis Skye... Now changing just plain stupid. Only reason you dont like me is bc Im not letting you s--- on me. Im not taking your s---. And Im not pretending to be your friend. I dont wish you dead... Hell I wish you would grow up and be normal. Quit getting into these crazy situations... If you didnt care what we thought, you wouldnt be sitting here explaining your self to all of us low lifes with nothing better to do, now would ya? How long have you been with your husband before you ran off to the court house to get married and decided you were soul mates? LMAO *shout* CAN WE GET A GENESIS TIMER UP ONTHIS BOARD? COUNTING THE DAYS SHE'S MARRIED?!? Well go reinvent your self and have fun cupcake! MMM PUKEEEEE Would love to do this to your pretty face

Smelly Monkey writes:

Kaydence Skye I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for finnalllllllllllly paying me the money i loaned you 8 months ago back last week, i hope you and ron make it i really do and its great news to hear you're clean (5th times a charm, fingers crossed). I wish you nothing but success as you try to move up in the porn world and start taking cum shots from more important performers in the biz, have more respected dicks in the ass and so on. Please give your mother a call, shes really worried about you, love from you know who.

Tony Malice writes:

Genesis Skye called last week to ask me about signing at our booth and told me she was 7 days sober from blow. I told her to call back when she was 14 days clean cuz we like to make sure our girls have a proven track record of sobriety. My guess is that's a call I'll never get. Although, I do with her the best of luck. I do hope that her man has some other income besides exclusively f---ing her in videos cuz my guess is that isn't gonna be enough to buy them a big house with a white picket fence, a labrador, and be able to put their 2.5 kids through Yale.

Lawyers of Cherish and Cali Marie very upset with XXXPornTalk

Tony Malice writes:

Got the following in e-mail this morning, it's very official looking: "if the slander and misused words are not taken off this site...We will persuit to press charges...(ceased and disist) you have 10 days to take this off the web..."

Judge Ware Rules Stephen Cohen Should Be Kept In Jail

Gary Kremen reports Stephen has a beard.

I Am Not Alone

From Craig's List:

So I have a random question for the fellas.... My friend and I (we're both single females) were talking last night and the conversation turned to sex. She'd just hooked up with a 26 year old guy this weekend and was kind of surprised that after having sex for quite a while, he never actually "finished." This made her question her "skills" and worry that she wasn't turning him on. So...we got to wondering how long it typically takes you all to "finish" when you're having sex. I know this is a random question, but we're looking for total honesty (which we don't think we'd get from our male friends).

Chaim Amalek writes me: "Is there a prayer that a Torah Jew normally says upon orgasming? There normally is upon completion of a mitzvah, so if there is not already one for this, composing one might well be your ticket to Jewish fame."

Tim Connelly Should Headline AIM Detox Bed Program Concert Set for Saturday

HOLLYWOOD - AIM Health Care’s Detox Bed Program fund will be the beneficiary a fundraising event scheduled for this Saturday night at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood. The entire adult industry is encouraged to come out and support the program which provides funds to help clean up those caught in the downward spiral of drugs and alcohol.

You never know when the life you're saving is your own.

Deep Throat Hi-Def Premiere

Erin Moore, Kris Slater Erin, Kris Erin, Kris Kelsey Michaels, Summer Haze Kelsey, Summer, Sweetpea Hollywood Kelsey, Summer, Sweatpea Summer, Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey Quincy, Sweatpea Summer, Kelsey Summer, Kelsey Dino Bravo Dino Bravo civilians

I chat with Erin and Kris, who've just returned from three days in Las Vegas celebrating Erin's 22nd birthday. A week ago, they were in Southern Oregon introducing Erin to Kris's hippie parents. They love her (even though they know she's a porn star). "They like me more than he does," says Erin. "They call me for my birthday."

Erin and Kris say they've turned into a couple of homebodies who stay at home most evenings and play Play Station.

I chat with HDHE CEO Thomas Funk. Deep Throat is the first film he's transferred to High Def from film. He's released seven porn films shot on High Def. "I want to do Candy Stripers and Debbie Does Dallas."

I ask him what percentage of his business is Adult.

Tom: "It's a tough question to directly answer. At this point, it's nearly all Adult, but I'm in the process of working with a couple of companies...with a couple of hundred mainstream titles. There's a new company that's releasing a High-Def ($200) DVD player that they will demo at CES in January. The High-Def logo we use they're going to use as part of their integrated marketing.

"In addition to [his dozen or so High Def porn sites], I have HighDefmovies.com and mainstream-sounding ones. We're going to do a whole integrated bundle of mainstream DVDs with the player... We'll start shipping about March.

"It's Windows Media 9. These players have a chip in them that decodes Windows Media 9 in High Definition. There are a couple hundred thousand players going out pointing back to our HighDefMovies website, which, in turn, will lead, through a few layers, to the Adult side. It won't be anything that will lead kids... People won't be able to complain..."

Tom says Arrow owner Ray Pistol wants to get a real director, such as a Quentin Tarantino, to shoot a remake of Deep Throat.

A woman who looks about 30 and works at the nightclub says she's insulted that she was just propositioned to do porn. She talks about it for ten minutes with the bouncers.

What's that old joke? You tell a Jewish girl she looks like a hooker and she'll say, "Thank you."

By the time I left the club (I CANDY LOUNGE at 7929 Santa Monica Blvd) at 10pm Sunday, there were about 50 people inside.

I guess things became livelier later when James Bartholet and Mac Afrrica showed up.

'No Rules But No Smoking'

Steve Nelson, Kelly X Monstar, Holly Randall Monstar, Holly Monstar, Holly Kelsey Michaels, Holly Kelsey, Holly Kelsey, Holly Kaylynn Kaylynn Kaylynn Ben English Michelle, Ben Ben & the girls Ben & the girls girls girls girls Holly, Kelsey Holly, Kelsey Tiffany Taylor Tiffany Taylor Harmony, Tori Lane Michelle Maylene, Tiffany Michelle Maylene Michelle Tiffany Taylor, Barbara Summer Barbara, Tiffany Barbara, Tiffany Shy Love Kelsey Michaels Kelsey, Kelly X, Sweatpea Kelsey, Kelly White girl is Adora Mideafey, burlesque dancer Adora Adora Adora Adora Kat, Kat Cytherea Cytherea Cytherea Kaylynn Kaylynn Kaylynn Kaylynn Kaylynn gang gang gang Tiffany, Michelle Tiffany, Michelle Tiffany, Michelle Tiffany Taylor, Michelle Tiffany, Michelle Tiffany, Michelle girls Rob Rotten and co Rotten girls Don Hollywood, Kelsey Michaels, Mike Ramone, Brooke Hunter Don, Kelsey, Mike, Brooke Cytherea Rick Shameless and wife Tori Lane Rick, Tori Rick, Tori Michelle Maylene Kat Kat Kat, friend Kat, friend Kat, friend Dick Tracy, Randi Wright Dick, Randi Randi, Tiffany Taylor Tiffany, Dick, Randi Randi, Tiffany Veronica Lynn, Harmony Veronica, Harmony Pamela Peaks, Kayla Kupcakes Pamela, Kayla Pamela, Kayla Holly Wellin Holly Holly Cytherea, Mike Ramone Cytherea, Mike Ramone Mike Ramone, Steve Holmes Playboy exec, Phyllisha Anne Exec, Phyllisha Exec, Phyllisha Mika Tan, guy Mika Tan girls girls girls girls James Avalon Davia Ardell, James Avalon, Brianna Love Austyn Moore Austyn Austyn Jenna Haze Jenna Haze Kelsey, Summer, Sunny Kelsey, Summer, Sunny Kelsey, Summer, Sunny Sunny Summer, Nikki Hunter, Sunny Summer, Sunny Samantha Slater, Scott Fayner Sam, Scott Sam, Scott Rita Faltayano, Tommy Gunn, Michelle Maylene Rita, Tommy, Michelle Rita, Tommy, Michelle Rita, Tommy, Michelle Holly Randall, Monstar Holly, Tommy Holly, Tommy, Rita Holly, Tommy, Rita Mika Tan, Michelle Maylene Mika, Michelle Mika, Michelle Leslie Sharp Kimberly Kane, Leslie Sharp, AEBN friend pic pic Adora Adora Anthony Hardwood Anthony Jenna Haze, Mike Ramone Jenna, Mike Holly Holly Holly Holly Holly Brianna Love Brianna, Trina Michaels, Davia Ardell Mika Tan Mika Tan Mika Nyomi Zen Nyomi Zen, man Nyomi, man pic pic pic pic Sunny Lane girl, Sunny Karina Kay, Sunny Karina Kay, Sunny Lexi Love, Katja Kassin Lexi, Katja Kassin Lexi, Katja Kassin Crystal Crystal Crystal Crystal Katja Kassin Katja Kassin Katja Candy Manson, Georgia Peach Candy, Georgia Candy, Georgia Nadia Hilton Nadia Hilton Girls from Asianmodelpalooza.com Asian girls Asian girls pic pic Devon, Tawny Roberts Devon, Tawny Devon, Tawny Devon, Tawny Devon, Tawny Devon, Tawny Devon, Tawny Devon, Tawny Gram Ponante reports

Sweetpea Hollywood says she talked to Boy George Jr at the party.

In the industry for a year (first under the name Katarina), she's done about 30 movies. Jack Napier got stuck in her bum (because she's too little) in Housewives Gone Black 2. "Probably in the bloopers."

Why did she change her name? "Because I'm having a whole new coming out. A whole new career."

How's it different?

"Because I wasn't as motivated. I was more into the escort thing. Now I think, I'll run these other girls [in escorting] while I do my porn thing."

Pornmonger writes: "What is up with Monstar having more makeup on their your girl Holly? Holly's got some competition there."

Monstar provided with me with invaluable help at the New Sensations party Saturday night. Holly's breasts were repeatedly spilling out her flimsy top (particularly under the influence of my Air Supply tunes bouncing off the walls of my hovel).

Holly asked me to tighten the straps in the back but I couldn't quite figure it out. I've never taken off a woman's bra before, or anything like it, so I was flummoxed. I asked Monstar to come over and show me to do it, which he did.

I email Monstar:

I want you to come Tuesday to PSK to keep Holly's tits in her top...If they splay out, just give them a twist to let her know that is not acceptable, then pop them back in her top, no harm, no foul, and no one's the wiser. I feel like I can trust you to do this and not take advantage.

I'm going to be so busy documenting the decline and fall of Western civilization that I won't be able to give Holly's bouncing breasts the attention they deserve.

Kelsey Michaels says her sister is in porn (but only does single-girl) -- Misty Suicide.

Kelsey says her mom (an ex-porn star says Kelsey) has taken steps to erase every mention of her porn career from the internet, that's why I can find no mention of her.

I talk to one middle-aged pornographer who tells me how glad he is to be divorced and banging teenage porn girls. "It makes it all worthwhile to be in the industry," he says.

Randi Wright's mom is a plastic surgeon and Randi appears to have undergone almost every form of plastic surgery under the sun.

I interview Michelle Maylene (a star of Hustler's Beaver Hunt). "I had a boyfriend who wanted me to get into it, but I got into it through Tiffany Taylor, one of my best friends. We've known each other about seven months now. We had a good connection and eversince we've been industry friends.

"I went with my boyfriend Mika on a shoot and he was working with her."

Upon turning 18 in January, Michelle began posing naked. She had a couple of months until highschool graduation.

Luke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"

Michelle: "The popular crowd of course. I was Senior class president. During my speech, people were saying, 'She's a porn star.'"

Luke: "How did your family react?"

Michelle: "My sister was really weird about it but my parents were really cool. My grandparents even know."

Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Michelle: "A porn star, of course! I watched the [E! True Hollywood Story three years ago] on Jenna Jameson, and I said, 'I want to be a porn star.' Hi Jenna!

"I want to stay in this industry for a while and build up my name. I want to be a lasting name in the industry. I want people to know of me in the future and look up to me because I'm not that bad of a role model for the new girls that come in. I look up to Jenna and Tera and eventually I want people to think that of me."

Luke: "How is being in the industry affecting your love life?"

Michelle: "Ohmigod. I'm definitely spoiled by the industry guys because they're really good and I get used to good sex. Then I meet normal guys I want to date and they're not as good."

Luke: "Don't you have a boyfriend?"

Michelle: "Yes, I do, but he's in the industry too and we date other people."

Luke: "How has being in the industry affected you?"

Michelle: "It's opened my eyes to different things. When I thought of the industry, I wondered how people could do it. I didn't know that much about it. I didn't know that we were tested every month. Porn educated me."

Luke: "What do you do in your spare time?"

Michelle: "I don't party a lot. This is one of the first industry parties I've been to because I like to stay home."

Luke: "Are you on MySpace?"

Michelle: "No, but my publicist wants me to be."

Craig Valentine protests Gene Ross's coverage of his wife's gangbang.

Craig: "Summer broke the record. She set the original record in England. It's never been done in America. She was done over 60 times [Saturday]. We have 31-hours of tape from four cameras."

I ask Summer: "How are you feeling?"

Summer: "Tired. My pelvis hurts. I give you guys a lot of credit. It feels weird walking around with a thing like that between your legs."

Mine shrivels up so much it's no problem at all.

Summer: "For 2007, this might be my winning girl-girl scene."

I hear the DJ say Saturday night: "There are no rules, except no smoking." Doesn't that sum up America today?

Mike Ramone (AVN Editor) writes me:

Really have to disagree with you there. The Bush administration and its Religious Right cronies have made America a considerably less free country with more rules. Witness the Patriot Act, 2257 and other assaults on the adult industry, and the rights of gays to marry (and sexual freedom in general), among other areas. And hardly every city in the U.S. is as strict about smoking as L.A.

Who is to blame for reduced freedom in America today? Which side of the political spectrum pushes the ban on smoking? Which side of the political spectrum supports the restrictions of political correctness? Gays are as free to marry today as they have ever been, they just have to marry someone of the opposite sex. Barry Diller is married, for instance. There has never been a time in the history of Western civilization when same-sex marriage was accepted, so there is no reduction in rights there.

Which side of the political spectrum pushes for more and more laws against more and more forms of discrimation? For instance, which side of the political spectrum pushes for making it illegal to fire an employee who cross-dresses to work? Which side of the political spectrum makes it illegal for landlords, employers, etc choose whom they want to deal with?

I'm libertarian-conservative. I support ending all discrimination laws. I support allowing restaurants and bars choose whether or not they want to permit smoking.

Is their any reader of mine who has lost rights because of the Patriot Act?

Yes, much of conservative thought supports restricting Adult entertainment and a woman's right to have an abortion, but there are far more areas where liberals support suppressing human freedom.

On July 9, 2002, I interviewed David Friendly, the son of former president of CBS News, Fred Friendly.

Luke: "In many ways, we have less freedom to create today than we did 30 years ago."

David: "Good point. You have to be conscious about what is politically correct about smoking, language, women, dialogue, race... So how do you create interesting characters within those rules?"

Largely because of the Left, America is significantly less free than 50 years ago.

Joe writes:

One must keep in mind the Patriot Act wouldn't have been enacted if not for 9/11. Other than it being more of a bother to travel by air (baggage searches, having to take my shoes off), I can't think of a place where my life's been adversely affected by (deep breath, say it like a pro wrestling ring announcer) The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

As for the sex stuff...that's the left pushing an all intercourse all the time lifestyle. If a 15 year old needs to go behind her parents' back to get an abortion, so be it, says the left. Sex positive is one thing. Sex obsessed is another.

"Sex positive" is such a lame ideology. As soon as someone describes themselves as "sex positive" (such as many of the writers in Naked Ambition), " I know I'm dealing with a moron. (Not that I expect clear-thinking from people who advocate porn as a lifestyle).

Just taking the positive side of anything is lame. I believe people need to develop religion and morals more than sex (people's sexual urges will take care of themselves, so no need to push for them, while ethics do not come as naturally for most people), yet I'm not religion-positive. Some people need more religion and less sex. Other people need less religion and more sex. To make a blanket statement like "Sex is good" is as idiotic as saying "Religion is good." They each have their place.

Kelly writes on ADT about Dark Angels 2:

I wasn't very impressed with this one. Why? Well, this might sound dumb but I just didn't find the plot all that interesting, and I mean that according to feature porn standards. Also, since the storyline was such blah the special effects seemed like a waist of money as it did nothing to really enhance the film for me. I just kept thinking, "So, is Nic Andrews trying to show-off for mainstream producers that might hire him for some s---ty Skinimax film?"

As for the sex, I liked Destiny, Karina, and August's scenes. I was surprised that Sunny only did one scene.

Also, the heroine as a waitress motiff kept reminding of Linda Hamilton in Terminator, with Karina Kay playing a composite of Sara Connor's roommate and co-worker. Then when she fired guns it reminded me of Terminator 2. But I grew up on those films so it's hard for me to escape making such comparisons.

The Lone Gunman writes:

Andrews is noted for "borrowing" ideas from mainstream films.

RUSH = "True Romance"
LOADED = "Lethal Weapon 2"
NO LIMITS = "The Game"

David Crawford writes: "I do have to say that my role as the bum is one of the best of the year. This was my forth time playing "BUM" I think I nailed it."

ObiBong writes: "Right from the first scene, the "F--- PIRATES" graffiti on the wall seemed too juvenile and negative to me. Sorry, Nic, you had your chance to make big-budget Digital Playground movies. Don't be bitter that they went on without you."

TheLoneGunman writes: "You're misinformed. Andrews chose to leave Digital Playground, not the other way around. He did a similar thing in "No Limits" when he put "f--- Biohazard" on a wall (Biohazard is Tera Patrick's hubby's band). It's just a joke - and it's the best joke in the movie. It's not sour grapes - Nic is doing just fine."

DARK ANGELS 2 Party Re-Cap & Pictures by the Monstar

I washed the remains of last night's make-up from my face, the eyeliner that was smeared, the lipstick from random girls, and then I began to replay the previous night in my mind's eye...

I saw Naked & Famous director Kimberly Kane who is raising quite an excitement for her stylistic take on porn with her upcoming DVD. As me and Kim were talking I felt someone brush up against me..It was the lovely Holly! Not wanting to miss this photo opp. of 2 hot blondes, i got them to take a pic. Next thing i know both girls have tongues out.

A name you may not yet be familiar with is Cadence Price. But you soon will be. It's the new name of the former Genesis Skye.

Little Known Porn Facts

Jed693 writes:

* Before hitting it big in porn Peter North used the alias Matt Ramsey to conceal his work as a telemarketer.

* Although she said "I'll have sex with anyone who has 600 dollars and a condom" Marilyn Star does have some unattractive personality traits.

* Wendy Whoppers real name is Carol Whoppers.

* Despite the fact that one can buy a copy of the 100 million-dollar budget Titanic for 15 dollars and it takes 30 bucks to buy the 5000 dollar budget Dr. Fellatio, porn producers have the consumer's best interests at heart.

* Clerks at video stores don't laugh at porn renters behind their back.

* Some actresses prefer not to have Max Hardcore urinate in their mouth.

* As a young child Marc Wallice altered his birth certificate so he could get a library card.

* After deciding she wasn't contributing to society as a nurse, Nina Hartley dedicated her life to letting strangers ejaculate on her face.

* A well-known porn actress is only a dissertation, 3 college degrees, and a GED from earning a doctorate in aeronautical engineering.

* A few porn performers haven't been prudent with their earnings and will have to find a second career after they retire from show biz.

Which Porn Star Who Found God...

Leslie writes:

Can you guess which ex-pornstar, who recently discovered God, will be dancing nude here at my local (Santa Barbara) Spearmint Rhino strip club next weekend? The answer is Stephanie Swift.It could have been Aria too.You know, it looks to me there's no pornstar who wants to come here because there's no money to be done here at that small place but seems these ex-pornstars on the decline have to sign a deal that if they want to do the high paying club in and around L.A. they also have to go to the sh---- place (to try boosting their crowd).

It's your chance to have a deep conversation about God with her. I'm sure she will have plenty of time to talk.

Luke And Holly Party

Luke enjoyed so much going to work that he sprang up of his own free will without having to be awakened. Out he strode in full regalia on his ceremonial round, rejoicing as he went blogging and singing under his breath.

Then porn fell upon bad times and became corrupt, and Luke shrank into himself and refused to face up to his duties.

"No, Lord," he cried piteously, closing his eyes at all the corruption that tarnished his gaze. "Spare me such a sight. Let me remain at home on the other side of the Hollywood Hills."

Both he and his lover Holly were all clean and silver-pure after their morning shower. The two joined forces and went on strike. They stamped their feet.

"Enough! We refuse to go out and muddy ourselves by shining on mankind and all his evil work. We are pure and sensitive souls. Everything we see affects us. After all our elaborate toilette how can you You expect us to go out and dirty ourselves again by looking at the mess mankind has made of things?"

"Who do you think you are!" God thundered. "You have absolutely no choice in the matter. When I give the word, out you go. .Do you think you can stand there debating about ethical choices when there's the Dark Angels 2 party going on?

"Besides, isn't shining your purpose in life? What else do you have to live for? With your light and your warmth, you can draw up the plants and flowers from the earth and so create a veritable paradise."

Who Is Montreal's Mark Prince?

He's a porn software guru who supposedly invented porn-chat software.

Axe writes:

This software has become the industry standard acc. to a TV show on the [Canadian] Showcase TV channel... 2much.net - leading company, bill by minute in a $2 billion industry.

The TV show I saw the profile on is calls Webdreams. www.2much.net - they make Pornstar Academie - Fr. language reality TV show, bestselling [French] reality porn DVD series ever made.

HUGE TV hit in Montreal Canada...people have to do porn well or get voted off or something, some guys can't get 'wood' etc.

Girls fake it - ruin the shoot get voted off....too nervous....dozens try out few can perform. Katrina hosts and bangs these men too shy....uptight...no wood..guys get angry....a whole day of trying people out was a bust - no one found.

Tara writes: "Do you know if Mark Prince was ever involved with Sizzle.com? They were the first adult company, based in Canada, who had web cam girls."

Shane Diesel, Jessica Dee Respond

Shane writes on XPT:

To All, I do not frequent these boards, so I just recently became aware of this slanderous/libelous gossip. I will not go into great depth on advise of counsel now that there is pending legal action. I will however answer the only question out there that deserves addressing. Jessica and I have not now, nor anytime after the knowledge of her contracting HIV, had sex of any kind, nor exchanged bodily fluids in any manner, and my long (1&1/2 years) track record of clean tests proves that. Anyone who starts or continues to spread falsehoods will find themselves sitting in a court room. End of Story.

Jessica Dee writes:

Now that everyone has chosen to blow this gossip way out of proportion, I will respond to the one question that is even worth answering. Since finding out I was HIV positive Shane and I have not exchanged bodily fluids in any manner, and Shane's long track record of negative tests proves that. Shane has been a friend to me when I needed help and could not find it elsewhere. For all of you to point fingers with no knowledge whatsoever shows you for who you really are.

Tony Malice writes:

Hey guys, let me (and the mods) worry about Smartt and the stupid s--- that comes out of his mouth. You guys should be more concerned about the matter at hand- Shane and Jessica's posts.

And IMHO, his response is overdue and most likely only made because he's losing work; not because he's concerned about his fellow talent. Whether or not the allegations that he and Jessica were dating is true, the fact remains that they were still alledged and these allegations were serious enough to warrant A TIMELY RESPONSE. Dealing with the allegedly libelous nature of the initial post, or responses from porn fans, is not as important as the underlying assertion that he has been putting people's lives at risk.

Penthouse Launches Webmaster Program

Their last one died when DMR went out of business, and took all their rebills with them.

West Coast Productions Party - Beyond Good And Anal

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I arrive at 8:45pm and get my wristband from publicist Janie L.

Shy Love and a crew from Playboy's Sexcetera shows up soon after. Shy's shadowed by Rebecca Steel, who's been in the industry a week.

I run into a crew who shoot Latina porn and a weekly sex-show for satellite TV, which is about 20% in Spanish.

The man's name was Spanish for donkey (Pancho Burro). In eight years, they're released 24 movies. They don't like to rush things.

Sophia was a stripper for a few years before she met Pancho Burro and got into porn two years ago.

Luke: "How did your family react?"

Sophia: "They don't know."

Pancho: "It's a secret. We're good Catholics. We go to church every Sunday."

Gram Ponante praised my "abandonment of Grecian Formula in favor of other age-denying activities."

But I've been pouring on the Grecian every day. It's the bimonthly dye job that I've abandoned.

Kylee King was going out to the Third Level club and had no idea there was going to be a porn party there.

From Excalibur:

Porn Star Ice D'Angelo is one of the ultimate rarities in the industry -- she's a second-generation porn starlet! Ice is the daughter of long-time porn star Angela D'Angelo, and has brought a similar do-anything style to her own carnal career. Born in Miami on February 28, 1983, Ice is a smooth-skinned stunner with some astounding natural curves and deep, dark eyes that hint of erotic pleasures to come. Ice grew up in Los Angeles, and got into porn almost as soon as she turned eighteen years old.

Ice first hit porn screens in 2001, and quickly established herself as a young woman to be reckoned with.

A friend calls: "What's up with you and Holly? Have you discovered shiksappeal?"

Luke: "Yes."

Friend: "If things work out, what's going to happen?"

Luke: "She'll convert and stop shooting split-beaver."

Chaim Amalek writes:

If you should impregnate Holly, the odds are that she will indeed stop doing what you want her to stop doing. But only if you can rise to the occasion. Can you? Marriage to her would endlessly please both your father and mother, as well as your mother high in heaven. And it would not trouble Holly's folks either, to learn of their daughter's nuptials to an intellectual Jew with goyishe genes (one would hope). Holly would be happy. Only you might have second thoughts, but by what right do you let concern for yourself stand in the way of the happiness of so many others? This would be THE wedding of the pornographers' social season, and I want an invite.

Then, after the little one has arrived and Holly has returned to photography, I plan on moving to LA so that she can fix me up with her models. I'll bet lots of those women would love to have sex with a 400 pound New York Jew.

Chaya asks Luke: "Why do so many Jewish men date shiksas?"

What syphillus was to the gentile of 16th century Europe, interdating and intermarriage is to us now.

The heartbreak of the interdating Jewish man or Jewess is one with which I am familiar, both as victim and as perpetrator. And make no mistake, the victimhood is always kayful (that's a transliteration of the Amaraic word meaning "double"). When say, a Jewish person is dating a gentile, the first victim is his own soul, which dies with every kiss of the gentile's lips. But also victimized is the oppositely gendered Jew of valor, who it is mathematically certain has thereby been denied the love of another Jew due to these talmudically treasonous doings. No, interdating (the necessary precursor to, G-d forbid, intermarriage) is NOT a victimless crime.

So given the pain and misery that results from say, a Jewish man "knowing" a tall, gorgeous, accomplished, fun-behind-closed-doors-and-in-public, blonde, strong, healthy, fertile, smart shiksa, why would he even think of doing it? I blame it on rejection: there is only so much of it that even a torah-centric Jewish man can take, especially from Jewish women. I happen to know a Jewish man - let me call him "Fischel" - who has spent years trying to find himself a jewish wife, only to be turned down each time by her husband. (Badaboom! Sorry, it is early, and the yetzer hora made me type that. See what dating a shiksa will do to a man?) No, seriously, I mean he's been unable to find a proper jewish woman to marry him because he has little in the way of material possessions, save for a few books on Judaism, modest clothes, and a large van that saw better days when it ferried PG&E workers to and from gas leaks. He made it to age 39 without ever knowing the love of a Jewish woman, so when a shiksa - and a young, smart, beautiful shiksa at that - made it known that SHE, of all people, was interested in him, what do you think happened? His moral debasement has been severe. First, he turned to drugs (first Zoloft to deal with the pain of rejection by his own, and then to Cialis to deal with the challenges of acceptance by the Other), and then he turned to her. He confides that even when he and she are having intimate conversations in the dark about such things as interest female goyim, he closes his eyes and thinks of Israel's need for secure borders to keep the goyim out. (Obviously, Fishel cannot be in favor of borders that will keep Jewish men out as we wades across this metaphysical Rio Grande of desire.) He thinks of the various 613 commandments that he still obeys. And then he thinks of all the Jewish women who previously turned him down when they were young and fertile, and who now must wish that they had not. And then he smiles, and enjoys the moment.

To the man who takes his religion seriously, this is all twisted and inverted. Physical love for a woman and commitment to the oral and written laws of Torah ought never be in conflict and when they are, the former must give way to the latter. With these words, the world is put on notice.

(I wish to thank Rabbi Gadol, who is called that for many good reasons, for helping me collect my thoughts and form them into these words.)

Got a question for me? I've got an answer for you. Just write to me at just_ask_luke@yahoo.com and learn, grow, live.

Playboy Buys Lensman's Empire (Adult.com, GFY, etc) For $12 Million

According to its 10-Q filing, Playboy Enterprises Inc. purchased at the end of the third quarter an “online distribution business” called ICS for $12 million. According to Jay Jay Nesheim, VP public relations, the acquisition is part of Playboy’s strategy to “expand online revenues through bolt-on acquisitions in that space. We acquired an affiliate program infrastructure that will give us the opportunity to expand our traffic reach across all of our properties – including the subscription clubs, online store and new digital Playboy magazine.”

Blackmail Tape Featuring “Girls Gone Wild” Mastermind Surfaces

The footage in question currently resides with the LAPD as part of an investigation in progress that is part of a suit against Darnell Riley, a nobody hustler with two murder raps from his youth whom Francis accuses of holding him at gunpoint while forcing him to endure humiliating treatment in front of a video camera, including confession of a penchant for receptive anal sex -- and then attempting to blackmail him with its contents.

Gia Jordan: 'Luke, Stay Off The Soy'

Gia writes on XPT: "That pic of Holly all wet in the tighty whities and striped shirt is very sexy. But Luke, stay off the soy. No wonder you're having wood problems."

But soy is high in protein.

Gia writes:

Sure, and also high in estrogen. Fake estrogen anyway; estrogen analogs that look like hormones to the body. Actually, soy is an unstabilized protein, unlike the good protein found in meat. Soy's biggest drawback is suppressing thyroid function which in turn causes circulatory problems/ wood problems. And forget lack of wood. How about having your balls shrink down to the size of (insert pornwhore name here)'s empty nickel bags.

Holly Randall writes:

I don't mind driving there [Saturday night], but if you're going to make me hang out with pornstars I'm going to need a couple of drinks so it'd probably be best if you drove back. I have good car insurance-- it covers any friend of mine who drives my car for me, so if something happens while you drive, I'm covered.

Shooting a 3some today...Tommy Gunn just brought Rita in for polaroids. She's cute!

Christian just came in-- told me he was at PSK with my "boyfriend" on Tues...

Porn stars, when you see Holly at this party or any industry gathering, please ask her to give you the exact reasons why she and her mother haven't shot you. Holly loves telling people that they don't quite have the look she seeks.

Holly writes me: "I'm going to kill you! Now I'm not going."

Must a Man Have a Large Penis to Win the Heart of a Beautiful Woman?

I'm proof that he need not. By the time a man gets to be my age, he has had the heartbreak of having had coitus with a number of women (in my case, six) that never made it to anything more substantial than an evanescent moment or two of temporal pleasure. One thing I've learned from these sorrowful experiences is that penis size does not matter, at least so long as his penis size lies within one or two standard deviations of the mean. Women are attracted to a man for many reasons: his steely gaze; his rip-chord thighs; his boyishe and goyishe charms; and, sadly (in the case of the shallow women one meets at Jewish singles events in Los Angeles) his bank balance and material possessions. But not by the size of his penis. While I'm all man and man enough to having given joy to some amazingly beautiful women, not one of them ever selected me on the basis of my penile dimensions. Ditto famous swordsman Bill Clinton, with whom I share more than just a winning smile masking a super-keen mind (although not a common desire to go down south in Dixie). As the Eastern Sage AMALEK has put it, "By the time a woman gets to see a guy's dick, she has long since made up her mind about where it will end up, so having a large penis is of no importance."

Women of quality prefer a man with a modest endowment, as they know such men try harder, and Luke only dates women of quality.

Actress Victoria Pratt At Porn Star Karaoke

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