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Will Powers Recollects In Tranquility

I call him Thursday afternoon to get his perspective on his tumultuous scene about a month ago with Jordan Fleiss. Here's a video clip.

Will: "It started out as a typical job. I couldn't care less who I was working with. I show up. Right off she says, 'You have to get yourself hard.' Her attitude right out the gate, a diva mentality.

"OK, I know what kind of scene this is going to be. There's no chemistry.

"We get rocking and rolling through the scene. When we're performing together, it's like a dance. If someone is two-stepping and the other person is trying to do another dance, it's not going to be good.

"Right out of the cage, she's like, 'Harder! Harder! Harder!' I'm doing what I can.

"A couple of times I'd slap my dick just to desensitize it. She saw that. She got this wild idea and out of nowhere, in the middle of the scene, she makes a fist and punches my balls. It felt like getting hit with a line drive on the baseball diamond without wearing your cup. I felt like my testicles were inside my stomach. I fell to the ground.

"While I was simmering down and waiting for my testicles to realign, she was bitching and complaining and talking about her boyfriend. At this point, I wanted to rip her head off. I tell Jimmy Lifestyles, 'I can't work with this girl.' Then [Jordan] and I start getting into it verbally. We were fighting like we were boyfriend and girlfriend.

"She calls her boyfriend. Even Jimmy says I was doing fine and she was just a nutball.

"I'm pretty mellow. It takes a lot to piss me off. I've done over 200 scenes.

"Her boyfriend came. I figured, I better get out of here. I don't want to start fighting the boyfriend.

"We made the scene work. I'm like, 'Boy, this girl is crazy. She's too much for me.' It turned out to be a funny scene.

"I saw Redd Rose yesterday. She wondered what happened. She said she gave the girl one more chance but the next scene she threw a beer bottle at the male talent."

Duke: "So what else are you doing these days?"

Will: "My first passion was working in live mainstream television. I'm a jib assistant in mainstream. I know that the river's not always going to be running. I'm halfway smart. I can't rely on my sword my whole life. I have to have a back-up plan. I don't have Lloyds of London insurance on it."

AVN Rumors

Gene Ross writes on Adultfyi.com:

Porn Valley- Two major rumors floating around the porn world this morning- one, that AVN has been sold. Two, that Tim Connelly has been fired. Fueling the suspicions is the fact that Chad Beecher formerly of Avanstar is now occupying Connelly's office and that another person from Avanstar has been brought in to run the Trade Show division.

All the people that Connelly has brought into AVN have been pretty much let go, as well.

I've heard some of these same rumors. I asked AVN President Paul Fishbein about them. He says:

Here we are five years after Gene Ross left and he's still living off us. He's obviously nothing but a bottom feeder, albeit one with awful sources. So in case anyone reads his pathetic crap, AVN has not been sold and Tim Connelly has not been fired. That Chad is using his office until his is ready, only means that Chad needed a place to work and Tim is on hiatus.

The people who Tim brought in, including Doug Oliver and Jared Rutter, are still doing a great job.

A friend calls: "You must ask Paul where is Connelly going to rehab? You're not asking the good questions. He lied to you again. Tim's fired, dude. Tim just needs to find a job within the Adult business, and if he got fired by AVN, it'd be a little hard, right? Ask Paul what rehab center would allow Tim to play Friday night? If you're going to be an objective reporter, dude, you have to ask that question. What rehab center lets a man out after six days and let's him play in a bar filled with demons, from alcohol to drugs? You don't allow someone to go to a den of inquity in the middle of rehab."

Luke: "How did your dinner go with the Pet Shop Boys?"

Friend: "The Back Street Boys. Pet Shop Boys were a whole different era, after Air Supply. I want it that way. They were the biggest boy band on the planet a few years ago."

Luke: "I don't like that sort of vulgar music."

Friend: "It's not vulgar. Half of them are Christians."

Luke: "How's your hour a day of Buddhist meditation?"

Friend: "I'm still working on it. I lost my temper in traffic then I had to get back to my center."

Luke: "The Back Door Boys. I hear your brother in the background."

Friend: "No. That's my brother-in-law Andy. His roommate is Will Powers."

Luke: "I'm just transcribing that interview."

Friend: "I'm sure you are. I'm sure it's fascinating to people that his scene with Jordan Fleiss went so bad last week."

The First Fully Legal Celebrity Porn Site!

If these are really Tom Sizemore's "home movies," why are all the women legally registered porn actresses? And where's Elizabeth Hurley?

Hurley would likely fight back in court. She could try to block sales altogether by citing copyright and invasion of privacy -- a strategy that has worked so far for Colin Farrell -- or she could sue once it went on sale and take the profits. And that's if the tape really exists. The more likely scenario: the prospect of glimpsing Hurley in action is merely a ploy to get people to pay Sizemore's $34.20 monthly membership fee to watch a pot-bellied middle-aged man have sex.

VCA has gotten completely pathetic

Corey Boy writes on ADT:

I was just watching John Leslie's "Curse of the Catwoman", which I rented for the second time and two of the characters are sisters. I noticed that almost everytime one referred to the other as their sister (even though they had no sexual contact with each other in the whole movie), the word "sister" was edited. I didn't notice this problem last time I rented this movie. I've had similar problems with two other movies I recently bought from VCA, which were also John Leslie movies: "Bad" and "Goin' Down Slow". I can't see anything objectionable about the things that VCA are editing, even by 2257 standards. I know that Leslie wouldn't appreciate his movies being chopped down like this, and the only reason I'm still buying movies from VCA at all is since I'm trying to compile a complete colection of John Leslie's features. I think it's completely ridiculous when there are filmmakers like Max and Jim Powers who completely push the limits, that a stuido like VCA would think they have to edit the things they do.

Note to VCA: Maybe you should start caring about your customers instead of worrying about being sued, which will never happen, especially when Max and Jim are still making movies and make things a whole lot riskier than anything you've ever done. Besides John Leslie movies, I will refuse to buy anything else from you until this problem is fixed.

Flash writes: "VCA has been sued and Russ Hampshire, the former owner, has done time in prison due to content that was in their films. I can't blame them for being overly cautious due to this."

Quasarman writes:

Note to CoreyBoy - maybe you should put yourself in Russ's shoes or anyone else who has spent time in a Federal penitentuary. Just because because Jim Powers and Max Hardcore haven't yet doesn't mean that they won't. While we're on the subject, put yourself in the shoes of ANYONE who makes explicit entertainment for a living who always has it in the back of their mind that there's a chance that they could be locked up indefinitely because of the product they produce, regardless of whether or not it "pushed the envelope". Remember, the Feds hate ALL porn, period.

Broadway Show "Avenue Q" Includes A Song About Internet Porn

Listen here.

.XXX Puzzle Pieces Start to Come Together: And the Picture is Ugly

Milton Mueller writes:

Americans who worried about governments somehow "running" the Internet through the United Nations failed to see the Trojan Horses that were rolled into ICANN's structure in 1998: the Governmental "Advisory" Committee and the special US Government powers over ICANN.

The attempt by the US Commerce Department to "recall" the delegation of .xxx to ICM Registry due to pressure from deluded right-wing groups in the US who think that it will add to pornography on the Internet is a major inflection point in the history of ICANN, and could represent the beginning of the end of its private sector/civil society based model of governance.

American arrested in Philippine cybersex raid

MANILA (Reuters) - Philippine police arrested a 39-year-old American man after raiding a "cybersex" den he was suspected of running near a former U.S. airforce base north of the capital Manila, officials said on Tuesday.

Police said Monday's raid was the 10th such operation to be raided in August as they step up their campaign against Internet pornography rings that are often run by foreigners.

The dens charge customers, mostly Western men, a few dollars to watch images of Philippine women and girls through webcam technology.

Catholic Church officials and non-government organisations have been raising pressure on the authorities to crack down on Web sites run by foreign pornography syndicates.

Police said an American husband and wife escaped arrest last week when they raided another Internet cafe in Angeles City.

In May, two Dutch brothers died during a shootout when police raided a cybersex den in Manila.

Pornopat writes on GFY: "When the Dutch government found out that they were just liquidated they did nothing. They did not even call back the ambassador. Bunch of pussies. Makes me feel real safe when I travel abroad. The police officer[s] who shot them is celebrated as a hero in the Philipines right now."

Dagwolf writes on GFY: "How many of you would die for porn? I just don't feel that strongly about it."

Ace luffy writes: "Porn production using local resources (girls, children, etc) is not legal there, except on outsourcing things or using foreign resources (designing , maintaining the site, submission etc)."

Jill Kelly Available Through Nicis Girls

Many mainstream actresses are available (according to Nicis Girls' emails) as well, including Tara Reid and Jennifer Alden.

The biggest Nicis Girls appointment of all time was Pamela Anderson and Elizabeth Hurley showing up at a 2001 Oscars event with an Arab guy. Each of the girls earned $100,000 for hanging with the guy for three hours.

Former British Gangster Dave Courtney Goes Pay-Per-View Over Net Starting September 8

He's installed live cams in his house and plans a live porn shoot in his basement September 8. McKenzie Lee might be there and some other porn stars.

Seth Warshavky Update

Seth (pioneering internet porner who operated Clublove.com and released the Pam and Tommy tape) is now a powerhouse in European cell phone porn (owns many short codes) and online gambling, even though he's widely hated by his staff. One of Warshavsky's few friends in the industry, Keith G---house aka KMan (who lived near Seth in Thailand for the past few years), accused Seth a couple of months ago of ripping him off for about $100,000.

Seth has some amazing sex videos that he's never released. One shows Madonna and Dennis Rodman. Another shows him in action with Victoria Silverstedt. He paid her $30,000 for the night. Seth and a porn publisher got two girls each (from Nicis Girls) for a night and swapped them.

McKenzieLee.com

Club Jenna girl Mckenzie Lee, a Brit, is a big porn star in Europe. ClubJenna CEO Jay Grdina was supposed to buy her domain names (and ones with similar spelling) off a British pornographer for $2,500 (even though the owner says the domain is worth at least $30,000). That pornographer complains he hasn't been paid and so he's selling the domain name to a Scottish racing team.

Jay writes: "Your story was totally wrong, lol. The chap was paid for the domain(s), and he has not transferred the them as of yet. Not a real big story here. I have the wire receipt. I never ever say I am going to pay someone and not pay. I run a business and always stand by my word."

Kara Mynor Quitting Porn?

The 18-year old writes on her MySpace blog:

The main reason for him [her ex] taking my son, I am moving to California with the baby. Second, I am a porn star. I am so happy being a porn star. But I am devasted without my child. I am so worried and I can't even stop crying. If it comes down to it- I may need to give up the business. I am trying my hardest not to. I need a lot of support right now.

Porner Mr Chris writes:

Remind him that performing in Adult films is completely LEGAL. As long as you are doing nothing to jeaopordize the welfare of your son, your choice of employment should not cost you custody. Fight back! I was able to maintain custody of my twins despite my job.

Hungary HIV Update

The porn industry in Budapest is on hold following an HIV-positive result by one actor a couple of weeks ago.

Porn actor Alberto Rey writes on ADT:

For more security it will be better to centralize all the test in only one place for all sex workers in the porn industry like the AIM in USA. I use to hear how much money Sharon was earning with AIM, but now that I see the situation we are going thru. She could earn 1000 times more, I don't care I'm more than glad that she's there for all of us!

An hour ago, a guy called me up (Norbert...) He introduced him self as a porn actor from Budapest that I've never heard about it. Somebody gave him my number. He actually wants to work in my production. He's telling me how professional he is and all the local companies he has been working with. By the way no one of these companies was a good reference to me! This guy is so professional, THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THERE IS AN HIV OUTBREAK IN BUDAPEST!!! Unfortunately it's not even a joke! Just to let you know how seriously they are taking the HIV outbreak here!

In the meantime, one of the models on the first generation models list has already had a work in Germany.) Another guy on the first generation list was on holydays at the lake Balaton when Interlab contacted him. They told him about the situation and asked him to be retested. This was his answer... "I'm on holydays, I'll go when I will be back in Budapest" As I know what kind of parties you have in summer time here in Hungary, well I hope he was using condoms on with all the girls he has been shagging! Usually you don't really go to Balaton to play chess if you guys see what I mean.

Friend writes on ADT:

Interlab is financially dependent upon the local porn industry. The longer the quarantine, the more money they lose. When Interlab issued their opinion on the length of the quarantine, most producers/agents have accepted it because a longer quarantine means less sales. Money talks. There were only very few people who attempted to criticize Interlab's opinion. Claudia sent a fax/letter to the local hospital, Szent Laszlo Korhaz, which is responsible for all HIV/AIDS cases in the country, and as you can read it on Claudia's forum, the length of quarantine, recommended by Interlab, may seem to be too short. (In the meantime, one of the models on the first generation models list has already had a work in Germany.) To my best knowledge, the hospital's opinion was forwarded to Interlab, however, they have not commented on it formally, they have just said that a quarantine of 6 weeks would be adequately long.

The Bizarre Return Of Cheyenne O'Donnell

Here's a collection of her recent posts to ADT (using the name Leila): (pics)

well i am back in la... i was in europe for a bit and had a big break up with the BF... anyway, i used to post here as "creamcup" and i performed under "cheyenne o donnell"...

....you guys are being so great!! i am really happy to be here!! i really am turning a corner and i would really feel more comfortable if we started using the name i go by now.. leila! i don't mean that in a mean way! i just don't have great memories attached to the other one! thanks so much!! it is very touching to get such a nice welcome!!

...wow, it got unfriendly so fast. i am always amazed that the more honest and up front someone is the more "doubted" they are. i learned a few years a go to NEVER defend myself. if i find i am in a positon to have to defeind myself, i am not around kind people. i will repeat what i already said though... i JUST got back to la, i was considering RE-entering the industry on my own terms. for now, i do phone sex and i am having a site built. i love sex and i want to do quality scenes with hot guys, under the right circumsatnces (for me)! if you don't belive it is me... that is your choice! fi i wanted to prestend i was someone else, there are A LOT prettier girls i could have decided to be. anyway, i wish you guys well! i just wanted to talk porn with people who like it! i didn't think it would get so negative so fast!

Kahn Tusion's Meatholes.com

Pericles writes on ADT:

I've seen the newest Meatholes episode and yes it is pretty harsh. Not so much physically, but mentally Khan Tusion really does a number on her making her breakdown a few times. I found it a bit disturbing (yet I could not stoping watching it) and there's no way I could jerk off to this (yet I did anyway), but the more I thought about it the more I realized how dumb and degenerate that broad must be to willingly participate in such a scene without knowing what it involves and/or not walking off the set when it became too much for her.

Cobalt60 writes:

I'm sure there are plenty of guys who were bullied or demeaned or disrespected or misunderstood by other guys, for whatever reason, and spurned by the female of the species, for whatever reason, who love nothing more than getting their revenge, whether physically, mentally, financially or sexually.

Melissa Lauren writes:

I love when they pass that point where they break down... So touching. Little tears in the eyes, and bad feelings about themselves. They can't stop thinking about it. It's something they'll remember forever.

David Aaron Clark writes:

...[T]here's not a thing new about what Khan does. Cruel little children have been pulling the wings off flies & watching them squirm since forever. Most of them grow up when they get older, though. & of course if one is damaged enough in childhood, that peculiar sociopathy never really goes away, does it ? Just because you personally happen to have become so jaded by "standard" anal, dp, a2m porn that you now need to see Christians thrown to the lions to "feel like it's real" is hardly a justification on any level -- what's most lame about such an argument is that you are only admitting to one of the most cherished claims of the rabid anti-porners that would ban everything from Playboy on down -- that porn users get desensitized & start looking for bigger kicks. This utterly specious argument of "you like what you like, & I like what I like" suddenly doesn't hold water if one of the parties happens to be a Ted Bundy fan.

I know Khan. As a matter of fact, know him quite well. We were friendly for awhile, because he is charming, intelligent & very nearly witty. & back when he actually was something of a "pariah," he thought it might be useful to have me around.

However, despite that it might have been in my financial/career interest to keep up relations -- & you won't find one fervent defender of his trip within the industry that doesn't profit mightily by aligning themselves with him -- after observiing where it was all headed, I couldn't rationalize away how he gets his kicks. It ain't no schtick.

As for the actress in question having been convinced to "reconsider" her trauma as "not all that bad" by all the older, richer men around her who profit from it -- Funny how the same thing happens in mob trials when witnesses experience those sudden "lapses of memory."

Quasarman writes:

I believe that if you require seeing the brick-by-brick deconstruction of the female soul just to drop a load into a tissue perhaps it's time to take a break from porn for awhile and spend some time with the Disney channel. Either that or submit your name to the local sex offender registry just in case Meatholes stops doing it for you and you need to get off through even more nefarious means.

Jersey Jaxin Stars In The Tom Sizemore Sex Tapes

She broke the news about the tapes months ago. She said what a crazy meth-head Sizemore is. He's in rehab now but will do a major radio show Thursday and the Mancow Show Friday. Next week he'll be interviewed on A Current Affair.

Kevin Blatt Discovers His Spiritual Side

I call the internet consultant Wednesday afternoon.

KB: "It's been crazy. Lots of good stuff. Tom Sizemore press. Old girlfriends surfacing. People calling me wanting to see me. I'm healthy. I got my results back from my doctor. I am seeing a life coach. I've gotten into Buddhist meditation.

"My life coach is also a healer. I'm feeling good. I know it sounds all hippie and crazy and whacko... I'm going meditating with my healer on Sunday at the Self-Realization Center. You're in touch with your spiritual side. That's something I've been lacking. While I may not be the most religious Jew or go to temple as much as I should, this is a different way of connecting with the Higher Power and getting my shakras all in line.

"The ironic thing is that my life coach is Lyra's (convicted cocaine dealer) stepfather. But keep in mind that Lyra doesn't listen to anybody. That's why she's in the predicament she's in."

Porn Star Karaoke Pics

Kelsey Michaels Kelsey, Rusty Nails Kelsey, Rusty Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey Katie Gold, Kelsey Katie, Kelsey Sophie Dee Sophie Dee Katie Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey Gram Ponante, Jay Moyes JC, Genesis Skye Genesis Skye Katie, Rusty, Kelsey, Seymour gang gang Angie Savage, Fozzie Devan, Angie Savage Angie, photographer Angie, D.Wise, Seymour Angie, Seymour Bijan Bijan Bijan Bijan Bijan Bijan Bijan Angie Savage Angie Kelsey, JC Kelsey, JC Sophie Sophie Katie Gold Kelsey Michaels Ryan Knox, Tiffany Holiday Ryan, Tiffany Ryan, Tiffany Ariana Jollee, Tee Reel Eve Mayfair Eve Genesis, Tiffany Rusty, Genesis, Tiffany, Tee Kelsey, D.Wise Kelsey, D.Wise

I arrive at 10:10pm. Kelsey Michaels (who's returned her hair to its natural color) tells me that her first movie came out today - Bring 'Em Young 19.

"I was on KSEX last night. A friend of mine from Tennessee called in. We went to highschool together. He asked how I got into the business. I told him to just go on your site.

"Hopefully I'll bring my sister here next month."

Kelsey was out of action for a week because of a tear she sustained during a sex scene. "Yesterday I did two girl-girl scenes and today I did a boy-girl. I've got to take it slow. I tell them, 'You've got to be gentle with me. I'm real little. I'm fragile.'"

Kelsey says she's encouraged an ex-boyfriend, Justin, (they never had sex) from Tennessee to come work in porn.

In highschool, Kelsey wore thick glasses and braces. She wore all-black and sported numerous piercings.

Now the people who made fun of her then are calling her. One woman who beat Kelsey up in highschool invited her to her wedding. Kelsey refused.

Kelsey says she wants to do a bondage scene but nobody wants to do bondage with her because she looks too sweet and innocent. "I'm the dominant one too."

I like to carry a book with me to PSK in case things get slow and I can step outside and read for a few minutes. Tonight I have Paul Feig's Kick Me tucked in the back of my jeans with the title out.

There's the Exotic Dancer convention in Las Vegas this week so there's a smaller crowd tonight at Sardo's.

I sit down with Gram Ponante. He pays his drink bill and leaves a 35% tip. "I always leave a 35% tip because I used to work in the service industry," says the funniest 6'5" man in the house.

"You used to sell blowjobs on the corner?"

"That was quick, Mr. Ford. That was funny. I never thought of you as the repartee type. More like Albert Camus."

Genesis Skye looks happier than I've seen her in a month. She had an ovarian cyst removed. Then last Monday at Blarney Cove on Roscoe and Topanga Canyon Blvds, a man threw her into a table during a fight (she maintains she was an innocent bystander) and she broke a rib.

She's back to work, desperately needing the money.

Sardo's bouncer JC works during the day as a car salesman at a GMC dealership in Culver City. He sold Jersey Jaxin her SUV.

I meet tall black porn star Bijan Sudaan.

I interview Angie Savage who only works with her husband Devan (they've done six movies as well as a lot of print and internet work).

"We got into it a year ago by sending pictures to Hustler magazine and posing for a boy-girl layout which is in the (October) magazine now."

Angie got implants five weeks ago.

When she was a kid, Angie, who grew up in Santa Cruz and moved to Newport Beach at 17, wanted to become an actress or a firewoman. She graduated highschool 18-months early and did some college.

"I love music. I sang in jazz choir in highschool and did that in college.

"I"ve always modeled."

She got her first tattoo (on her butt) at 15 and has had several since.

Angie met her husband eight years ago. They had a fling three years ago and married 18-months ago in Las Vegas.

Duke: "What do you love and hate about the porn industry?"

Angie: "I love that it is so honest. I don't like when I see somebody who I think is compromising themselves, like a young girl who's had a bad life... It's sad when I see somebody who's just doing it for the money."

Duke: "What are your ambitions?"

Angie: "I'd like to open a hot dog restaurant. My husband and I would like to open a weiner factory."

On August 10, Katie Gold moved from a 34A to a 34C.

As for Lightspeed, he's sick of "coked-out LA whores."

He had a ruckus on GFY with Tawnee Stone, one of his top models. He paid her $125,000 last year, including $25,000 for one scene with Jordan Capri.

Tawnee, who's got a reputation for having an attitude, tried to build a site with somebody else but nobody was interested.

Tony Eveready Is Back

He calls me Wednesday morning. "Rob told me to give you a call to let you know that I'm out so you can post my new cell phone number on your site. 818-268-3041."

Luke: "Out from where?"

Tony: "I've been doing a five-year sentence. I've been gone for two-and-a-half years. Assault."

Luke: "Who did you beat up?"

Tony: "I didn't beat up nobody. I got stuck on that. They had me for a bunch of other s---. It was cool because they had me in Arizona for some drug s--- and I ended getting that s--- dropped so they could send me back to California to face my case out here.

"Who's shooting the interracial stuff these days?"

Luke: "Westcoast Video..."

Porn Star Karaoke: Home early

Gram Ponante writes:

I sat at a table with Jay Moyes and Lurk Ford and had the following conversation:

GP and Lurk at the same time: What's new?
GP and Lurk at the same time: What did you want to be when you were a child?
GP and Lurk at the same time: Are you left frustrated by Israel's pullout of Gaza?
GP and Lurk at the same time: What's the word on the street?
GP and Lurk at the same time: Why don't we talk anymore?

What's It Like To Spend The Night With Luke?

I get so much email on this topic, I've decided to make it a general-interest entry and add it to my FAQ. So lift your eyes if you feel you can. I figured it out. What I needed was someone to show me.

I normally start feeling sleepy around 9am. If my rigorous work schedule permits, I like to take a nap while listening to Dennis Prager. It started so easy, I want to carry on.

Around 11:30am, with lunch coming on, I take my dad's advice and have another nap to relax my stomach. But I'm back on my feet, eager to be what you wanted.

Afternoons are my most sluggish times. I like to spend them lying down listening to a book on tape. What are you thinking of?

I usually come alive around 6pm and get some work done. Then I'm out on the town, rubbing shoulders with the cognite elite. I'm all out of love.

Presuming I am in normal health, I prepare for bed any time between 10:30pm and 2am. (When I'm feeling down, I spend the whole day in bed.) I take off my pants, take my pills (lithium, clonidine, clonazepam), eat some bread with peanut butter and jelly (the carbs make me sleepy), check my email, put on a brace on my left foot, pop in a mouth guard so I don't grind my teeth down to my gums, put a book-on-tape on my CD, and lie down. I'm so lost without you.

There are many reasons I do not spend the night with someone else. Most importantly, my religion and my morals forbid me. Two, there's not enough room in my hovel (though my sister slept here two nights, I had to chuck most of my stuff out on the lawn to make room, we didn't have sex). Three, I toss and turn a lot and get up an embarrassing amount (I drink about a dozen glasses of water a day). There's a chance you will be there.

I toss and turn for a couple of hours. Eventually I rise again and eat more bread and jam. I tire of the intellectually demanding regiment I've set myself and instead put on some easy listening Air Supply. I know you were right, believing for so long.

I go back to bed. I feel nervous that I can't sleep. I must have two pillows under my head to be satisfied and they must be arranged just right (this usually means turning them over and over and twisting them). I toss and turn and scratch and itch. This frustrates me so that I can't sleep. I'm up and down for a couple of hours. Around 3am, I look at the clock and panic that I haven't gotten any sleep yet. Before I took pills, I'd usually rise at this hour and make a heartfelt blog entry about my desperate life. Now I just pop some Tylenol PM or Benadryl or tune into BBC4 cricket coverage. I know you hurt too but what else can we do?

I wake up at about 7:30am feeling exhausted. Please love me or I'll be gone. Hold me in your arms for just another day. I promise this one will go slow. Don't say the morning's come so soon.

U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High

WASHINGTON, DC—In the wake of a recent drop in the sexual-interest rate, Labor Secretary Elaine Chao announced Tuesday that blowjoblessness in America has reached a record high.

Origin Of The Term 'Suitcase Pimp'

Christian Mann of Video Team writes on AVN.com:

Am I mistaken in believing the origin of the term being the nickname given the long forgotten Barry Kalfin, who was the boyfriend/manager of Kelly what's-her-name, the Boston bred anal-queen who made a trademark out of the phrase "harda-deepa-fasta"? If so, the irony is that the nickname had nothing to do with his pimping sidejob, but rather it was because he was one of the porn salesmen who changed companies the way normal people change their socks. In fact, he worked at so many companies, and for such brief intervals, that we started calling him the "suitcase" and the nickname stuck.

Dirty Bob responds:

Barry Kalfin is the original, and probably ultimate suitcase pimp of the 1990's. He even called himself Suitcase back then, but it was probably for more of a "traveling" or "on the go" or "evading people" reason. He was (and I assume, still is) a very likable guy. His better half was X-performer Tiffany Clark and last I heard of him he ran an adult dist. company called Rumpus Dist. out of Orlando, Florida. That was a while ago.

Metro Home Video Gets A Cease-And-Desist Order Today From Pamela Anderson's Lawyers

Metro has printed up a box and plans to distribute another Pamela Anderson sex DVD (where she partners with Bret Michaels, lead singer of Poison) September 7.

Spiegler Girls Chix Pix

If you go to the main page of Spieglergirls.com, click the period after this sentence on that page: "If you have any questions, e-mail Mark at spieglergirls.com." That sends you here: Spiegler Girls ChixPix. I guess these are girls who not available. Listed are: Georgia X, Mya Luanna, Camille, Alicia Rhodes, Anna Nova, Ashley Long, Bamboo, Bobbi Eden, Candi Apple, Carmen, Jasmine Lynn, Jayna Oso, Layla Jade, Melanie, Michelle Banks, Nomi, Poppy Morgan, Renee, Shawnie, Sophie Evans, Terri Summers, Tiffany Hopkins, Kimberly Kane, and Venus.

In seven years, Spiegler has never had one of his girls not show up for a shoot.

Nelson X Interview

Via email with the publicist/director at Legend Video:

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

>I wanted to be a fighter pilot & bomb small foreign countries & have a cool nick name like Ice Man or Goose.

What was expected of you?

>As a kid? To wash behind my ears, brush my teeth, do my homework, not set the neighboring apartment on fire. It was a rough childhood, man.

What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?

>Stoners. Kids into pot, porn, and heavy metal music.

How many women have you slept with in your life?

>I don't know. I'd have to count the restraining orders against me.

Had any homosexual experiences? >I once listened to a Ricky Martin cd. Okay, I sang along too.

How did you get into porn?

>I was saved from civilian life when JM Production's Jeff Steward recognized that the level of my whore degrading midi-chlorians were off the scale. He knew I'd be a good pornographer & brought me into the inner circle. Together we were the Qui-Gon & Obi-Won of degradation. What do you love and hate about porn?

>I love getting my ---- sucked. I hate visits to the health clinic.

How did your family react to your porn career?

>My mom often calls Jules Jordan's mom and tells her I make better porn than her son. But, you know, how moms are. She's probably biased.

Jenna Lewis Sex Tape

I met Jenna the other day. She's such a lovely person. I felt bad that nasty pornographers had exploited her.

Despite this, Jenna Lewis is a happy person. I thought I must be wonderful if she was so chirpy in talking to me but she's like that with everyone.

She has nine year old twins (Jenna gave birth at age 18).

"Imagine what I'd be like on cocaine," she bubbles.

Jenna Lewis says she was offered over half a million dollars to pose for Playboy but turned it down. She shows up on the Web in a home-made Honeymoon sex video, which she claims she never consented to but she made over $100,000 from it:

The New York Daily News reported this week what many have suspected for some time -- that Survivor: All-Stars contestant Jenna Lewis not only leaked her own sex tape, but along with her manager, is actually behind the creation of the Internet website that has been selling the video.

.....While the circumstances of the tape's release (and Jenna's subsequent actions) had already led many observers to conclude that Jenna and Travis had indeed intentionally released the tape, no further details on the tape emerged -- until the Daily News' Ben Widdicombe reported having come into the possession of detailed records that allegedly confirm that Jenna and her manager (but possibly not an unsuspecting Travis) secretly created the website that has been selling the tape.

According to Widdicombe's Post story, Jenna has personally pocketed 70% of the website's proceeds -- which have totaled over $100,000 -- since the tape's June release. The report also alleges that while none of the website's proceeds appear to have been deposited into bank accounts in Travis' name, Jenna's agent, Andre Jetmir, received 7.5% of the income. Widdicombe also quotes excerpts of an email message that Jenna sent to CBS staffers denying her involvement in the release of the tape, stating "You ain't a star until there is a sex-tape rumor. Unfortunately, my manager is not that smart."

On the first season of Survivor (in Borneo), they played Jenna up as the single mom who really cared about her kids. On Reality Kills, she comes across as more extreme.

Lewis played "Reality Woman" in the episode "Penetration Island" in Howard Stern's TV show Son of a Beach.

AVN Publisher Tim Connelly's Tenuous Future At AVN

AVN's leadership has ignored Connelly's drug problems for at least two years. Then earlier this month he was told he had to go to rehab and get clean before he could return to work.

Connelly was told he would continue to get paid while he was in rehab.

Tim admitted he had a drug problem but said he does not believe in rehab.

According to Kurt Lockwood, Tim will play Friday night in the Not The Ramones concert.

A source comments: "Show me one rehab that will let out a patient during treatment to play in a bar full of demons. It doesn't happen. Is Connelly this stupid? Or does the industry believe everything it reads? Can you ask AVN or Lockwood for the rehab center so we all can send a get well card?"

I hear Chad Beecher, head of GAYVN, now occupies Tim Connelly's office at AVN.

Hailey Young Visits Los Angeles

She writes on ADT:

I met Bono on set while I was in LA last month filming for Brandon Iron's "Bakers Dozen 6" and he told me about this site so I thought I would see what it was all about. I will be in LA August 20-31st, If anyone is interested in booking me please contact Frank through Bad Ass Models.

The Porn - Rap Connection

Tinaka writes on ADT:

Porn and Rap have the same enemy. The are despised by the same people so they go together. Lil' Jon said that to him it was a way of saying to his long time fans that even with his success he's still the same guy and still like the same things he did before, just like them. Personally though I'm not a fan and I don't real see rap as a huge cross over from porn in terms of class (they're both considered pretty low class by most people).

Crucifixio-Jones writes:

I'm with everyone who says good porn is good and bad porn is bad. If rappers can make good porn, fine. But sadly, the majority are poorly done and look likes someone just walked around an extra-social party with a bad video camera. That's not good porn and to put that out with your name on it, you're just playin' yourself. I'm all for branching out, but seriously, if you suck, stick to your day job. And some of these "rappers" aren't even good at that.

Pictures Of Katsumi and Jayna Oso at Hustler Hollywood

The ladies arrived separately in chauffeur driven limousines. Dragon Novelties and Acid Rain Productions sponsored the event. Mitch Spinelli, owner of Acid Rain Productions, looked on proudly as Katsumi and Jayna happily signed autographs for the large crowd of fans. The night was especially significant to supernaturally beautiful Katsumi who was releasing her first interactive DVD via Acid Digital.

Kill Reality

The only difference between this E! reality show (Mondays at 10PM) and porn is when you turn the cameras on. Cast members hook up right and left.

Like porn, there's no talk about STDs though transmission is probably rampant.

The show has a car-crash feel. You wonder if you are watching people forever shame themselves.

The location in Calabasas is the same one used on dozens of porn shoots.

Have I Sold Out To Larry Flynt?

I called a longtime friend and reader. He didn't sound jazzed to hear from me. He wondered where my hellraising spirit had gone.

Khunrum writes: "Agreed...Gone are the golden days of Luke when you'd print all sorts of psycho babble from anyone who sent it in. I miss the contributions from Amalek, Helpful (and others) Luke has become too errrrr! gentry-fied."

Chaim writes: "It's the drugs, Luke. They've taken the maniacal edge off of you."

Bill writes:

There seems to be an overall lack of shenanigans in the porn industry lately. The Skeeter saga has potential but accurate information is slow in coming and few other people seem to be willing to leak salacious details.

Porn's insiduous spread into the mainstream has dulled peoples interest as more becomes known about the participants. When "real" celebrities are making porn what's so interesting about porners doing it? Drug use/abuse seems to have dulled the senses of the actors/producers to the point they are just rolling around from one buzz to the next when what makes good press is them banging around like pinballs off each other and raging against society not accepting them.

We've (porn people, porn journalists, porn fans and porn observers) all been beaten down to submission, sitting slack-jawed, drooling and breathing through our mouths thinking this is as good as it gets. It's your job, if you want it, to show us the best is yet to come.

Internext Reflections

A source writes: "I went to Internext and it was not only fun but one of the most relaxed events I can remember. The adult internet is growing up. No fistfights, no drama. Maybe everyone is just tired of Hurricane 2257 and is just trying to get along."

An Ex-Pornographer Looks Back

I call "Jane" Monday afternoon.

Jane: "I used to hook up with a married man at the shows then we'd go about our lives. Because of him, I now think you should never have sex with a married man.

"If a woman is willing to have sex with a married man, then she is a threat to all women. Not one woman is going to trust her. She's no longer a good girlfriend.

"It messed with my head. Any time I'd see a happy couple, I'd disrespect the woman. I'd think, 'Honey, if he was alone and in a room with me, he would cheat on you.'

"Then I didn't have any good girlfriends. I wondered why. It was because of that. Ever since I set that boundary, I have all these girlfriends now.

"Working in porn screws with your brain. When I first took this civilian job, the boss took me on a tour. He goes, 'You see that we have everything you need.' And I almost busted out with, 'Do they do blowjobs too?' That would be a normal line to say in porn.

"When I worked at a porn company, I smoked pot and grabbed my girlfriend's tits. That's normal. But it's hard to transition to mainstream. Something will happen, and in Adult, you'd say, 'Could I have a blowjob with that?'"

Not The Ramones Performs Friday Night, August 26, For AIM's Detox Bed Program

AVN Publisher Tim Connelly is not only the drummer in this band, but also its spiritual leader and moral visionary. Currently detained in what he regards as an unnecessary drug rehab, Connelly is supposedly saying goodbye to cocaine and Vicodin.

I pray he'll be able to play and not be another musician who loses his creativity when not abusing drugs.

In this crazy mixed-up world we live in, rock artists and pornographers are often prevented by an uptight society and rehab system to perform beautiful music for worthy causes.

At their June 11 performance at the Whisky a Go Go, Kurt, Tim and company raised $1,000 for AIM.

Kurt Lockwood responds to my email:

Fluke Bored (aka Dirt Merchant): In response to your oh-so-touching inquiry as to the current health status of my bandmate and more importantly, my friend, Tim Connelly: Yes, of course Tim will be drumming at the rock show. We've put a ton of time and preperation to make Fri. nite at the King King our best show yet. Tim Connelly's a true f---in' rock n' roller and plus it's a benefit for charity, a concept I'm sure you personally couldn't grasp if it bit you on your fat, Aussie ass. And if you dare to show your parasite self, perhaps Tim can repay you for all the respect and support you've been giving him on the web with a nice bout to your smug face. Hey, then you can write all about how you got the s--- kicked out of you for being a gossiping, scumbag, loser! Scoop! Now go find yourself a rock and crawl back under it you bitter, hateful, jealous, good-for-nothing, asshole.

Why Does My Site Keep Getting Hit With DDOS Attacks?

I'm laboring on behalf of humanity.

Police Looking For Max Hardcore's Blonde Ex-GF Zoe May

They want her IDs:

According to latest information the woman swore out a complaint and said she was "forced" to do an anal scene.

Catching Up With Mr. Johnson

I call him Monday afternoon. "Anything new in the business I should be writing about?"

Mr. J: "Nah. There ain't nothing new in the business. Just another good day. God is good."

Duke: "I want to hang with you some time."

Mr. J: "Is this Duke Floored who be writing on the internet all that negative stuff about me? That's you."

Duke: "That's me."

Mr. J: "You want to ride with me, but you want to talk negative about me."

Duke: "I want to report everything. The good. The bad."

Mr. J: "I'm stayin' low key. I'm going to do this interview today. I'll give you a shout-out on satellite [radio]. I'm shooting a new movie in September.

"Smash Pictures' movie Under Pimp Arrest is doing very well. It's their best seller and best reviews. Next month Black Video Illustrated is doing something."

AVN gave Under Pimp Arrest four stars:

Big pimpin' takes center stage as Big Daddy (Mr. Johnson)' has money on his mind and his bitches in line. Hang with real-life pimps from South Central LA, from the time they wake up until the last hours of the night, and see what it be like when a real pimp takes control.

Mr. J: "It's going to be a pleasure today. Don't you know it's very nice outside. It's so pretty out there. Has everything been working swell for you?"

Duke: "Yeah."

American Hardcore Launches

AVN reports:

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Vic Thomas and T.J. DiReda have sold their share in Vertigo Video and launched a new company, American Hardcore.

Partners in the new venture are The Booya Tribe, a hip-hop unit described by direda as “giant Samoan gangsta types.” He said that they will “help brand the company in other markets, such as the upcoming Warped Tour, where they will be playing dates with The Transplants.”

DiReda calls me Monday morning.

Duke: "What happened to you and Caballero [who owned most of T.J.'s former company Vertigo and distributed its product]?"

DiReda: "I have no desire personally or professionally to engage in any vitriolic behavior as it pertains to these guys [Danny Mamain and Tomer, who own and run Caballero]. Over the past year has been an incredible learning experience. They have a specific way of doing things -- comps. It's no secret that Tomer and I didn't see eye to eye on boxcovers, art work, etc... I'm not so much of an ego-based person. Tom is. It was a struggle to have our names on the product and it not be true to the way we see things. That head-butting ended in my early departure.

"My partner Vic and I had been planning to start this new company American Hardcore.

"Caballero wanted me to help them with Fever Pictures, Blue Pictures, but they didn't listen to any of my advice.

"I come from a creative family background. My parents are actors. I worked in the traditional movie business as a literary agent. Collaborating was something that came easy to me but it wasn't easy for these guys. I had been forewarned about that.

"We've partnered with the Booya Tribe, who are notorious and infamous for being intimidating guys. We've been friends for years.

"When I left [three months ago], I heard there was concern and interest by our former partners [Danny and Tomer]. I just want to be left alone. It's created tensions. There are a lot of questions coming from that direction. Some comments about sabotaging. It's a shame. It doesn't have to be this way.

"I don't want my partners to be affected by this. It would be no secret that these are not the kind of guys you want to incite."

Duke: "Are you saying you've been physically threatened?"

DiReda: "Not at all. There's been talk about sabotaging the company, messing with our sales.

"I worked for Joel Silver as a creative executive. I left and went to the [agency] Writers & Artists where I represented Details magazine sex columnist Anka Radakovich, Timothy White (Editor of Billboard), Snoop Dog, Warren G, Paul Hunter. Then I was partnered up with Neve Campbell and her brother running her production company. I burned out on the Hollywood business. Bill Asher, a friend of mine who was a President of Vivid, offered me a job at Vivid in marketing."

Duke: "What do you love and hate about being in the adult industry?"

DiReda: "I love not having to wear a suit and tie. I love the freedom to create. I like the ability to pull the trigger and get things done.

"A lot of people in this business are greedy and don't want to see people succeed.

"All the money in the world isn't going to buy happiness. It's whether your soul is in tact at the end of the day.

"Other things I don't like about the business -- there can be some misogynistic attitudes about women."

Nick Manning Stabbed?

A porner calls: "Come on man. Do you buy that? I would like to see the police report and the hospital report before I buy that. 'Yeah, I got stabbed in the neck and I beat the guy up. Yeah, I went to the hospital, but the doctor took me in the back and did it himself. Two people called to see if I was OK. My father and my girlfriend Skye Blue. Nobody can back it up.' I'm sure he got stabbed but how it happened, that would be a better story. Has Platinum Blue Productions (Manning's company) even put out a movie yet?"

A friend says: "I saw the stitches, in addition to the cuts on his hands... It's all legit. He was stabbed with a pen."

Christian writes on ADT:

Fellas, thats a bulls--- article if i ever saw one....notice the lack of people who can verify the story....his girlfriend, an unnamed doctor, and his father. there is no way you get stabbed in the neck and continue to fight while bleeding profusely.

David Aaron Clark writes:

Perhaps he was indeed attacked but the circumstances might be a little different than what he's offering ... not saying it's so, just indulging in a little logical speculation ... Lord knows, maybe it was a rabid Nick Manning fan who was crushed & enraged when he purchased a vial of Manning-spew from the Nickmeister's site only to discover that indeed the glass was only half-full ...

Nelson X (Legend Publicist, Director) Interview

From XPT 12/16/04:

1. Describe your casting couch techniques.

Well, first I tell the girl she’s gonna be a star. I assure her that lack of education, self esteem, and common sense are strong desirable traits in a young go-getter like herself. Then I tell her I have a Reality Show about the industry in the works with HBO. By this point, they usually drop to their knees.

However, every now & then, I come across a chick who has seen a Dateline episode on NBC & is a little weary about the industry. So, I tell them they’re really smart & should really be directing movies. I tell her we’ll talk more about it at Dr. Dre’s party later in the week, and does she mind if we take Lil Flip’s Hummer limo cause my Lambo is being fit with spinners. Works everytime.

2. What are the pros and cons of being a pornographer?

The pros? I think the great Martin Luther King Jr. said it best, “To a nigga looking up to me, life ain’t nuthin but bitches & money.” 6 years ago, JM’s Jeff Steward, the Obi Won of degradation, trained me in the ways of whores. Before I knew it, I was on the 11th floor at the Venetian in Vegas looking down at the Strip, sipping a Long Island Ice Tea, with some porn whore from Russia attached to my.... At that moment, I knew I was home.

The cons? You immerse yourself in it. You get in touch with your inner pervert. And, you touch it all the time. Soon, your pulling out your... at family gatherings and schoolyards.

Dating civilians becomes futile.

3. Do you try to romance the talent?

Totally. Candle light. Incense. Crack cocaine. Sade on the stereo. Then it’s time to make sweet sweet love....

4. Explain how you and Cram brainstorm.

We storyboard every scene. But before that, we go to a nice restaurant, sit next to a family or couple, and very loudly discuss how to best.... If it offends the people next to us, we know we’re on to something.

5. How many days a week do you shoot?

We shoot practically every day. Degrading whores for your viewing pleasure is a full time job. I’ve had to turn my back on family, friends, and God.

6. You are giving free toasters to talent who perform well. Are there any performers who have disappointed you?

We hired feature boy Joel Lawrence to... Katrina Kraven... for Army of Ass. It was the first volume in the series so it was especially important for us to make it work. We figured using an old pro like Joel could benefit us. Of course, everything went wrong.

Joel comes in & smokes like a 100lbs of weed before filling out a model release. Then he goes to...Katrina, but stops when he notices a fleshy wart on her.... He immediately goes into feature boy primma donna mode.

Joel walks off the set, but not before smoking a bowl. I head for the bathroom and look for a bottle of Draino to drink. I was pretty disappointed. No toaster for Joel.

7. What is the most popular of all your titles by sales?

Army of Ass has really taken off. It does the best, with Milf Money a close second. But, of course, the Chunky flicks sell pretty solidly too. There are a lot of closet chubby chasers out there.

8. Are you making any dough?

I make more dough than Pillsbury. I wear Jules Jordan on my necklace, beyotch.

10. Any advice for the aspiring pornographers out there?

Yea. Be rich & Jewish. Or, be the son of someone rich & jewish. See Nectar for further details.

12. How does one direct a chunky feature?

With a wide lense. A very wide lense. And, respect for fans of the genre. We give you story, humor, and we always bring da chunk.

13. Is Roxy Blaze Skintight’s first contract girl?

No, she just won’t go away. Hooked nose heifers need love too, you know. Personally, I like to think of Gen Padova as our official contract whore. She’s been in a lot of our stuff & is always a trooper. I still feel bad Cram made her get that abortion. I hope those crazy kids work things out.

15. What's next for Skintight?

Well, my friend, as long as there are young girls making bad life decisions, SkinTight will be there to exploit them for profit and, of course, our own... giggles.

Bianca Trump AKA Wendy Christine Iwanow Has Been A Busy Girl

The Spokane Spokesman Review, February 3, 2005:

Police detectives arrested a Spokane woman after finding evidence in her home of forged checks, fake driver's licenses and three firearms, authorities said.

Believing guns were in the home illegally, the department's SWAT team executed a search warrant at 917 E. Rockwell, where they found 32-year-old Wendy Christine Iwanow, said Spokane Police Department spokesman Dick Cottam.

Detectives found several computers that had software used to produce fraudulent financial paperwork and numerous types of identification and stolen Social Security cards, Cottam said.

Detectives also have security photographs allegedly showing Iwanow cashing fraudulent checks.

Iwanow's work was fairly sophisticated – except for one driver's license that included the spelling "licence," Cottam said.

During the search, officers found a rifle and two handguns. Because Iwanow is a convicted felon, she can't legally possess firearms. She was charged with forgery and unlawful possession of a firearm, Cottam said.

"Tattoo Wendy" Accused of Kidnapping and Attempted Murder (March, 2005)

David Vernoy says he was picked up and driven to the home because Iwano wanted to talk about some of her missing property. Once inside, Vernoy says he was beaten with a tire iron. The man says he was then tied up with duct tape and locked into a crawl space for 12 hours. When he managed to escape, he says Iwano attacked him.

Detectives say Vernoy had helped rip off Iwano's garage and that the beating that broke bones and required forty sticthes was pay back for the burglary.

May 5, 2005: Spokane County Marriage licenses:

Jason E. Childs and Wendy C. Iwanow, both of Spokane.

The Spokane Spokesman Review, June 30, 2005:

Spokane Valley police found three golf-ball sized quantities of methamphetamine in a woman's purse Sunday after pulling over the car she was a passenger in to arrest the driver on a warrant.

A majority of the drugs were discovered when the 32-year-old woman dumped out her purse to show she didn't have a weapon, Spokane Valley police spokesman Cpl. Dave Reagan said. Wendy Christine Iwanow, 4422 N. Center Road, was charged with possession of meth.

About 4:15 a.m., an officer stopped a Chevrolet Camaro on East Sprague Avenue after discovering the driver had an outstanding warrant for resisting arrest. Bobby G. Mason, 40, was taken into custody on the warrant. The officer then identified the woman as someone who had been armed with a firearm during previous contact with police and began checking her for a weapon, Reagan said. She dumped her purse out, drugs and all, on the hood of the car. She didn't have a pistol, but in addition to the three meth balls, she also had a drug cutting agent. Mason and Iwanow were both booked at Spokane County Jail.

Whatever Happened To Luc Parry?

A source says: "He's in a relationship and taking a break."

HIV Case In Hungary

Hungarian porn star Claudia Bluebell posts:

Because this is the first time in Hungary when someone from the porn industry got HIV, it’s difficult to find the place where the models can get the correct and comprehensive information about the situation and about what they should do. Numerous conflicting info rumours between them. The facts so far:

- The local lab detected the HIV on July 12, 2005.
- There are 6 first-generation and 3 second-generation models affected.
- The lab is using the p24 Antigen test.
- By the lab’s initiative, a total 3 weeks work-stop is in effect from Aug. 8 in the whole Hungarian scene.
- Between August 8 and 10 the lab had tested all models, who were available and knew about the case.
- They have to attend for a second test between Aug. 29 and 31 and those whose tests will negative, allowed to work again from Sept. 1.

Lupus, the infected person is an actor. His stage name is Mad Bird or Pick Nick, he is not a well known actor in the adult industry.

I know only the following effected models stage names: Liliana Ferri (aka Daina Sweet or Mandy), Judy Blond, Natalie Brown and Zeila.

Eon McKai Interview

I call him Friday afternoon.

Eon: "I'm in pre-production on Neu Wave Hookers."

It'll be McKai's fifth movie. He's finishing the edit on Kill Girl Kill 3. His first movie came out last November.

Neu is German for "new." It is also the name of an experimental German band of the 1970s.

Eon: "Since the majority of the New Wave Hookers movies, after the first two, were marginal, I didn't want to tie myself to that history.

"I'm making a movie that plays with the history of VCA and the history of those movies. It's taken forever for the company to let me do it. It's the biggest budget show VCA has done in a long time. I'm shooting in two weeks. It will star a new girl. It's a 'Best Of' of a lot of the girls that people like from the first movies.

"We took out a big ad in the latest AVN but it kinda got lost. 'Eon McKai is Neu.'"

Duke: "Is it true that Joanna Angel cleaned your kitchen?"

Eon: "She cleaned it big time. She sleeps on my coffee table when she's here. When her partner comes, I put the futon on the coffee table. Next time she comes, we'll get a tent and do the camp-out-in-the-living-room thing.

"Yeah, she freaked out and cleaned my kitchen one night."

Duke: "Was she on speed?"

Eon: "No. She's never been on speed in my presence.

"Tristan Taormino has a movie coming out called 'Tristan Taormino's House of Ass' for Adam & Eve. Joanna's in it. She does a scene with Scott Nails. But before she did the scene, she insisted on cleaning the bathroom and bathtub she was going to perform in.

"Tristan wanted me to cut the movie but I didn't have time. I had somebody cut it and I looked and made sure everything was cool.

"I didn't realize it was really my bathroom that Joanna wanted to clean but it was the kitchen that really needed it. She knew it would help me concentrate more if my kitchen was clean. And it was the kind of cleaning that has kept the kitchen clean since then."

Duke: "What do you think is your greatest strength as a director?"

Eon: "A Todd Solondz style of realism at moments and tricking the talent into revealing a little bit about their personality."

Jordan Fleiss Interview

Jimmy Lifestyles writes on GFY:

YOU DO NOT WANT THIS GIRL, trust me. One of the bitchiest rudest chicks in porn. Jordan Fliess (O'neill) was perhaps the biggest headache i've ever encountered in all my years of shooting. Here's a video clip.

Jordan calls me back Friday afternoon.

Duke: "Have you seen that video of you?"

Jordan laughs. "No. But I do recall it."

Duke: "You slapped Will Powers in the balls and he didn't seem happy."

Jordan: "We were trying to do the scene and he was having wood problems. I was just trying to help him, to an extent. He has a job to do. I can only help to a certain extent. I thought he was slapping his dick kinda hard. I've seen guys slap their dicks to keep from popping, but he was slapping it when it was soft. I was goofing around and like, 'Can I do that?' He said sure. He said it helped him get wood. I thought it was strange but this industry never ceases to amaze me.

"I told Jimmy Lifestyles, the director, that I do aggressive scenes and he should put me with someone who performs accordingly. You wouldn't put an aggressive masochist with a soft-spoken man.

"Will was cool. We hung out. He was cute. Could he keep up with me? I told Jimmy, I get aggressive if the guy won't take control. Jimmy told me to go for it. That's what I did. Then it came back to haunt me.

"When things went sour with Will, and Jimmy was about to call the scene (I could've gone home and collected my money), I told Jimmy that my boyfriend is an option. If you want to risk it, then go for it.

"He was shy. He had never sex in front of people before. We got it done. We had to go into the bathroom, just me and him, to finish it."

Jordan hasn't picked up a new talent agent since she was booted by Redd Rose.

Joanna Angel Has A Jewish Boyfriend - James Deen

They want to deny their love to the news media but I know better. I think they're going to be porn's It couple of 2005.

Scott Fayner Mourns His Friendship With Ashley Blue

Scott writes on l-keford.com:

I refuse to speculate about the wheeling and dealing and/or kneeling which led to Ashley winning 2004's AVN Female Performer of the Year, but the result of her award is hard to ignore.

It's hard to pinpoint the exact moment Ashley turned from card-carrying sweetheart to the egotistically holier-than-thou biatch she's become, and to try would just aid in her belief that she truly is the Cat's Meow. All I can say is when my calls and phone messages to Ashley remained unanswered for days then weeks then months I got the feeling I was being blown off. It sucks when you lose a friend.

It really sucks when that friend is a porno "star" and your friendship ends 'cause they feel that they're better than you (and although I've never been told this by Ashley or anyone else she still deems worthy of her greatness, it's too obvious to ignore). Now, regardless of my privileged background, college degree and success as a writer, I've never deemed myself better than anyone. Ever.