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Shauna Grant And The Launching Of The XRCO

Bill Margold calls me back Monday night to clarify remarks he made last Thursday about the first XRCO show February 14, 1985, about eleven months after Shauna Grant shot and killed herself (March 23, 1984).

Bill: "Two weeks after the AFAA (Adult Film Association of America) awards, which was held at the Coconut Grove, she was dead.

"In the early part of 1984, the critics (Jim Holliday, Kent Smith (now known as James Avalon), Jim Dawson, Lonn Friend) began to sense there was something wrong with the awards the AFAA were giving. Then along came this movie Virginia. Shauna Grant is in it and nominated for Best Actress. If you studied her performance, one of the bears in my office could've delivered a better performance. Yet, because the AFAA ruled supreme, you could buy your nomination, which I did for Sweet Alice ($25). Then Maria Tobalina said, do you want to win? Buy it. I ended up losing to Ron Jeremy.

"Then Virginia won some awards and we critics we were livid. Now we are born.

"Within two weeks, Shauna Grant died. I felt she was our mascot.

"We didn't know if the XRCO was going to survive. We had a meeting at Pussycat Theaters. Musso & Franks [Grille]. Jimmy Johnson said to me, we'll see to it that you never get your show off the ground.

"I went down to pay homage to Dave Friedman (of the AFAA) on Cordova St off Vermont on Washington (now there's a Korean church and a childcare center). He was one of the most powerful people in the business. I had known him for years through the Cordova Street Clique -- Dick Aldridge, Bob Chinn.

"I had worked for Carlos Tobalina as publicity director from 1976-84. I was fired for creating the XRCO.

"I believed in what the XRCO stood for -- truth and honor.

"I knocked on the door of Dave Friedman's office at 7am. He said, what are you doing here? I said, I'm here to pay homage. Five hours later, I also told him that he was going to be the first person inducted into the XRCO hall of fame. He said, don't worry kid. We'll leave you alone.

"Friedman knew that they [AFAA] were a dinosaur and they were corrupt. We based our awards on truth and honor."

Bill met Shauna Grant in San Francisco in 1982 on the set of The Young Like It Hot. "I said, 'I'm Bill Margold.' She said, 'I know who you are and I've been told I can't talk to you because you're a bad man.'

"I was adopting people as far back as 1973. Here was this magnificent woman I knew was fragile. I would've been happy to take her into the den and make her one of the bear cubs.

"It always disturbed me that I couldn't help her. On the night of the 1984 Erotica Awards (by the AFAA), there were famous people there such as John Landis, Francis Ford Coppolla, John Milius... It's rumored that they promised things to Shauna Grant that they never delivered. Within two weeks, she was dead.

"I've always felt down deep that she was the one I failed completely. I know that [Jerry] Butler worshiped her. [Joey] Silvera worshiped her. They both said she was too vulnerable for this business.

"I told Butler the story of my confrontation with her. He said, you should've just dragged her out of there.

"Had she not been nominated for Virginia, had she not been so vulnerable looking that night in 1984, we probably would've never gone on to the XRCO. We were livid that she was getting all this attention. It obviously went to her head.

"As daylight poured through the window, I woke up crying on February 14, 1985. I had just had a dream of saving Shauna Grant from a house full of bad people who were chasing her around. I grabbed her in my arms and we jumped out of the window and landed on the grass. After I saved her, she kissed me on the cheek and said, do it right.

"I remember the grass was wet. And I woke up crying.

"I was with Drea. She asked me what was wrong. I said, I just saved Shauna Grant. She said, do it right.

"If you look at any pictures from the first XRCO, you will see Bill Liebowitz, Jim Holliday, Jared Rutter, Kent Smith, William Rotsler and I were wearing jackets with "Heart On" on it and the sentiment, 'Do It Right! Shauna Grant, 1984.'

"The night of the first XRCO show [at Gazzarris, now the Key Club at 9107 Sunset Blvd], the show began, and within the first ten minutes, the lights blew out. All the enemies of the XRCO said ha. They said the show was over. I said, no it's not. Shauna is on our shoulder. She said, do it right.

"Two hours later the lights came on. That was the most emotional show ever staged. Holliday did the first hall of fame. He inducted the King (John Holmes), Eric Edwards, Jamie Gillis, Harry Reems and John Leslie.

"Bill Gazzarri was the semi-connected godfather of Hollywood. He liked me for some reason, so he gave us the club for nothing. There were over 400-people there."

The last AFAA show was 1986. The two hostesses were Brandy Alexandre and Viper.

Bill: "When [Jared] Rutter said he had to put up with a lot and his sanity was strained over the years, I'm the one who did that. That's my nature. Someone has to keep things stirred up.

"It was an honor to pull off what I did -- getting Randy [West] and Christy [Canyon] up on stage to honor Jenna. I would've liked to have had the hedgehog there. He showed up ten minutes after the fact."

Jewish And Adorable.com

Leah is athletic in build, she is definitely the complete package. You will be pleasantly surprised by her elegance, grace and beauty.

Leah has an exceptional style of her own. Private and serene environment.

Leah@jewishandadorable.com calls me back at 3:07pm.

Luke: "Why do you advertise the Jewish angle?"

Leah: "Because I can. It goes over well. I am Jewish and I am adorable and I attract what I am. I attract safe and upscale people and I've been using it for a while."

Luke: "Is it important to a lot of men to be with a Jewish girl?"

Leah: "Absolutely. There are a lot of Jewish girls in this business, just a lot of them won't admit it. I put it out there and it's a fabulous marketing tool for me. I've had hobbyists email me and say I shouldn't put that out there. Take that down. And get angry.

"I don't listen to them because I know it works for me."

Luke: "How long have you been doing this?"

Leah: "About ten years. I was working as a massage therapist. I was massaging a 5'11 Jewish girl with short blonde hair, overweight. I said to her, what do you do? She said, I'm a hooker.

"I was shocked. Wow. She said, I make $10,000 a month. I said, wow. She said, you should think about doing this. I said, no, no, no. I could never do that. I'm a nice Jewish girl. I just like gifts.

"She said, that's funny. You'll never get them. You're better off doing it this way. Then you'll get more gifts.

"She said, here's my number if you change your mind.

"I worked as a cocktail waitress at the Marriott. It was hard. I could barely support myself. The bartender, a gay guy, said, 'Saturday is Leah's busy night off.' I quit. I was slaving ten hours a day and I couldn't get out for my auditions. And the guy was accusing me of working. And I've never done that in my life.

"I quit. I didn't know what to do. I called her, 'Carol, you probably don't remember me, but this is Leah, and I just quit my job and I don't know what to do, and I'm really upset.' She said, put on some lingerie and I'll send someone over in 30-minutes. I go, what do I do? She said, just smile and be nice.

"So I answered the door. It was a Jewish guy. He said, pulling on my lingerie, doesn't this come off? And I said, she didn't tell me that it does.

"He said, yeah, it comes off. I said, oh, ok.

"So, away that went. She sent me more. That's how I got started.

"Over the years that I've seen him, we've always laughed about it.

"I've become very friendly with my clients. They've become my friends. I go out to dinner with them.

"I do plan on getting married to someone who's Jewish and adorable. That's another reason I put it out there. It keeps me safe knowing that I am dealing with the same tribe. I don't want to have to lie to somebody. I want them to know that I'm trained.

"I know another girl who married her client. They've been married for 15-years. That's how they met. That's what I'm putting out there -- what I want back.

"I've met some great people who aren't Jewish, who I still see as well. This has been the most exciting vibrant time of my life.

"I'm in the music business. I play piano around town."

Luke: "Have you ever had a client who you knew previously?"

Leah: "They've come to the door and it was extremely embarrassing. I knew them socially at one of the big private clubs. I'm a native of California for almost 36-years. They came in. I said, you don't have to stay. They said no, you're adorable.

"Then I see them outside when I'm shopping or at a restaurant and I just put my head down and keep walking.

"I had a [famous] voice coach who didn't understand why I was so sexy. Why I was vibrating all this sex. He decided to go looking through the paper and he found me. Then he started stalking me for about four years."

I immediately know who she's talking about.

Luke: "He's not also a cantor?"

Leah gives the laugh of recognition. "Oh God, you're good. Yes. He gave me a hard time for four years. I was really scared. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't turn to my family.

"He was whacked out. He was always spying on me and showing up in different places dressed as different people. I really liked him but because he was married, I didn't want to get involved. If he would've just said, hey, let's do a trade, that would've been great.

"For three different places that I lived for those four years, he stalked me. I had three lines. One for an ad. One for the regulars. He had all three of them. He kept calling up. I said, ok, you must be really unhappy with your wife. He said, someone has fallen deeply in love with you and is devastated that you're a prostitute.

"I thought, what a mean, angry sonofabitch.

"I went in and faced him after that. He would keep teaching me but he was short and cold. But he kept taking my money. He'd say, come here, come close to the piano, and try to cop a feel."

Luke: "Did you guys ever have sex?"

Leah: "Never. I asked him that once. Did you come in dressed as a client? He said no. Who knows."

I say his name.

Leah: "Don't put his name in there. He'll come shoot me. He'll bother me again.

"He had access to the Phantom of the Opera and all the masks. He was plugged in with big people. He's a professional dead-ringer. I only knew him as a teacher, but I knew something was wrong. He has those big hands."

Luke: "He works with kids."

Leah: "I could see him dressing up as a dead-ringer and molesting kids. But he's been there many years and nobody has ever taken a stand to him. I just let it die. I was young and I didn't know what to do. I couldn't run to my family, but if I could've, I would've, and I would've nailed him for sexual harassment.

"I had to go to a psychologist and say this is what is going on here. I wanted to make sure. I thought I was losing my mind. Because he was following me under different looks. The psychologist says I was not talking crazy and I was probably talking accurate. I had said, commit me! He said no.

"[The voice coach] would drive by my house in his Porsche. He wanted to know who Honeybear was because I would always scream 'Honeybear!' Honeybear was my cat.

"He's mean to the kids. I know he's always wanted to be a rock 'n' roll star. He's trained the best. Barbra Streisand walked out on him because he was talking on the phone too long.

"When he left his wife, I called him. I'd had three drinks. I yelled at him for an hour. He took it too."

Luke: "Have you seen any rabbis as clients?"

Leah: "One who had a synagogue on Pico Blvd. He looked like Santa Claus. He answered my ad and came over. He was a very nice man. I introduced him to my friend and then he died.

"The three of us did a double. She would see him if I wasn't available. A couple of years later, I ask her, how's the rabbi? She said, he died. She probably gave him a heart attack.

"We had threesomes all the time. He felt uncomfortable wearing a yarmulke."

Luke: "Do you notice any differences between Jewish and Gentile clients?"

Leah: "More Jewish men are cheap. Jewish men are always trying to Jew you down.

"There was a cantor. A Holocaust survivor. A real dingleberry. She owned a storefront shul. She made me a vice-president. She recruited me to bring in men so they would join and give tzedakkah [charity]. We'd have shabbos with all these millionaire men I'd recruit in. I don't know what she did with the money. I don't think it went to the temple because it's no longer there.

"I saw her at Beth Jacob a couple of years ago. She's wearing this leopard-skin dress. She chased me around. Come sit in my car. I want you to hear what I made. I heard one song. I said, ok, great. I just wanted to get away from her."

Luke: "What do you love and hate about your job?"

Leah: "I love being a compassionate caregiver. I love that I'm able to give my special gift. I don't have guilt. I pay taxes. I'm doing an honor for these people who have bad marriages and people who don't have time to date. I give a good service. I'm a lot of fun.

"I have a closed practice. The only thing is seeing new people. It's nerve-racking. I screen well. I'm a doctor. I'm a therapist. A lot of it is talking. Companion more than sex.

"I highly recommend that you Jewish men marry a working girl. We are already trained. We will bring you home women. We will go to swing parties together. Men, God love you all, but most men are pigs. And the moment I learned that, I loved them even more. I said, now I get it.

"This rabbi-counselor. He's a psychologist. He said, four sessions is minimum. I said, how much? He said, don't worry about it. I said, I need to know. My money's tight. Don't worry about it. Come back next week.

"I come back next week. How much? He says don't worry about it. What do you do for a living? I say, I'm a Goddess of love. He says [shocked], don't tell anyone that.

"The third time I came, I asked, how much? He said, next week, bring your checkbook and we'll discuss it then.

"The fourth time I came, he said, did you bring your checkbook? He said, are you rich? I said, no. Not yet. I didn't want to shut that down. I'm very spiritual. He said, that'll be $400 (for four counseling sessions). I didn't think that was fair.

"I saw him in the pool swimming. I said to him, what you did to me was so unkosher that I've never forgotten. He apologized. Yeah, right.

"When I went to the High Holy Day services one day, he came all the way to where I was sitting and gave me a hug.

"I gave money to rabbis at Aish HaTorah and they won't speak to me again. About five years ago, I gave $500 to one rabbi. He said his family could eat. I work hard for my money. And he wouldn't talk to me after that.

"I feel that I have a gift from HaShem [God] that I am able to do this. I wanted to help. The wife was really nice to me. She's a beautiful person. She set me up to different Shabbos tables. She wanted me to get involved. I felt really comfortable at Aish HaTorah.

"I told this story to someone and they said that he knew it was dirty money."

Luke: "Did you go to Aish HaTorah much?"

Leah: "Yes. I almost became Orthodox [five years ago]. I was raised Conservative. My friends are involved. They're Orthodox now. I learned more than when I went to Stephen S. Wise. Reform [Judaism] is like treading water.

"I asked rabbi [shrink] and he didn't want to help, but they [Aish HaTorah] were just so patient. I learned so much. I liked going back 3,000 years. I liked washing your hands and saying the barucha [blessing]. I like the Saturday lunch. I like shutting things down. But as soon as they said, once you get married, you can't sing in public again, I had a problem with that.

"Ninety percent of the clients that see working girls are Jewish.

"I have friends at Aish HaTorah that I do Shabbos with. Do they know? They probably have an idea. Do they care? No. Because it doesn't take away who I am. I don't flaunt it."

Luke: "Has there been anyone who has refused to take your money because they regard it as dirty money?"

Leah: "What do you think? No. They become more friendly with me so they get more money."

Luke: "How many Orthodox clients do you have?"

Leah: "Before I moved to the Valley, a handful."

Luke: "Any differences between Orthodox clients and non-Orthodox?"

Leah: "They [Orthodox] don't shower enough.

"Bubbe, what do you want from me? I'm just a nice Jewish girl trying to get ahead. Will I meet somebody this way? Absolutely.

"If I get murdered after this interview, will you come to my funeral?"

Luke: "Yes."

Leah: "It's been nice talking to the LAPD. Shabbat shalom."

IBill is back as Segpay

I hear that Chris Mallick (former CEO of Paycom/Epoch) and Dave van der Poel (owner of Python and CE) are involved.

Whatif3 writes on GFY:

Below you will see how Segpay has the same address/location as ibill, and how the CEO of segpay (Chris Williams) is also the domain registrant of inteca, their "trusted 3rd party" (they promote that their payments are safe because "Segregated Payments partners with Inteca to move your money directly from the acquiring bank into a segregated account where your funds are physically held until paid out to you. This means that those funds are not being 'borrowed' to pay other clients or used in any way.")

Segway = Toccata Toccata Ltd is a U.K. financial services company formed in 1999 to provide currency exchange products to ecommerce merchants. ( http://segpay.com/about.htm) address of toccata: TOCCATA, Inc. 2200 SW 10th St. Deerfield Beach, FL 33442 (http://web.archive.org/web/20030618...m/frameset6.htm ) address of ibill: C. iBill allows you to access to certain information about you for the limited purpose of viewing, updating, and in some instances deleting from our system any information deemed inaccurate. Any requests to access your information may be directed to: privacy@ibill.com, Office of the General Counsel, Internet Billing Company, Ltd., 2200 SW 10th Street, Deerfield Beach, FL 33442-7622, Fax. 954.363.4401, and Tel. 954.363.4400 .(http://www.ibill.com/about/privacy.cfm)

Chris Williams is CEO of Toccata/segpay (http://www.internetnews.com/ec-news/article.php/28681 ) and toccata.com is registered in his name. Chris Williams is also the registrant of inteca.org, now the "3rd party trustee" for ibill/segpay and inteca.org and toccata.com go to the same IP: Toccata = Inteca (same ip address) Tracing route to inteca.org [209.61.190.42] Tracing route to toccata.com [209.61.190.42]

Nekrom posts:

Some asshat rep from that company contacted me when I was looking for processing. I ask them if they were linked to Ibill. I was told: "No, but I used to work for Ibill before they started ripping off webmasters."

TheRealMagoo writes:

"Seg" means "slow" in swedish. Segpay=slowpayments. Yep, sound like iBill for sure.

Taylor Wane Vs. Kianna Dior

Worldsextravelor writes on The Erotic Review: "I will visti LA soon, while I am in LA, I would like to meet Taylor Wane or Kianna Dior. Which PS is better? Please give me your thought. In additioon, I noticed Taylor Wane's reviews are gone. What happened?"

Bruce Wayne posts:

Both are cool, but Taylor Wayne is the way to go.

Taylor doesn't like reviews, so I guess she had them pulled. I like Kianna from the neck up, very pretty woman, but Taylor has a great body and that total porn star look, the nails, the hair, the lips, the boobs.

Taylor Wane says: "When people offer you money or ask you for sex it's really an insult when you're working so hard at being an entertainer without selling yourself in any other manner."

Mark Kernes writes 1/8/05:

'Taylor Wane Is Not Hooking, She's Too Busy' Sez Laurien

LAS VEGAS - Taylor Wane was busy giving an interview to talk-show hostess Robyn Byrd, but her husband Laurien had just a little to say about various gossip-site rumors that she was auctioning off pussy along with a seat at her awards show table.

"Taylor's going to be presenting the biggest award of the night," Laurien announced. "She's got two seats up front, and [musician/actor] Gene Simmons is going to be in one of them. We [Taylor Wane Enterprises] bought a company table and we had a few seats left over, so what happened was, we let this Web site auction them off on the Internet, and they're the ones who made all these claims that she's so good looking and all that stuff; not her."

"And I have to say, each seat sold for over $1200, and it includes NO SEX!" he emphasized. "We were just selling seats to sit next to Taylor Wane at the show, but unfortunately, [gossipers L-ke Ford and Mike South] came up with some sort of bulls--- that she was hooking and selling sex to people at the show for $1200. Believe me, if you were going to f--- Taylor Wane, it would cost a lot more than twelve hundred bucks."

Jennifer Steele posts:

In movies, we have a say on who we'll work with. If a girl does movies, it doesn't mean she'll necessarily do anyone. In many PS's minds, porn is okay, but providing is the bottom of the barrel (they don't know, like I do, how wonderful you guys are)...other women provide, but would NEVER do porn. Some might provide only if they like you. Ask her first if she does private shows because you heard that a lot of the girls do that. Bring up services such as E2K and Body Miracle in casual conversation, and see what her reaction is. You'll get a pretty good idea of how she feels about it before you pop the question. And certainly don't do it in front of a bunch of people.

Angel Cassidy posts: I am avail in LA from June 5th-13th for bookings. Please e-mail me angel@angelcassidy.com

Julia Bond Interview

Boobjob plans? "I'm getting one."
How big are you going to go? "To a C."
Right away? What about doing young girl stuff? "I don't wanna do young girl stuff."
Heritage? "I'm white."
Education? "I didn't graduate."
How far did you make it? "11th grade I think."
Then what happened? "I got kicked out of regular school and then I went to continuation school and I got kicked out of that, too."

Farrah Update

I last spoke to Farrah November 29, 2004. She was working on Worldpornsearchcontestant.com.

I exchange emails and phone calls with her over the weekend. She's looking for a legitimate job to pay for her bail and lawyer. Her email address is therealxxxfarrah@yahoo.com.

She's been overwhelmed by phone calls and emails from people who want a piece of her now that she's achieved a ton of publicity (police charge her with stealing money from banks).

Luke: "I saw the news."

Farrah: "What is the purpose of your phone call?"

Luke: "I'd like to get something I can use on my website."

Farrah: "You want something for you. I want something for me first. What can you do for me? I just had to post bail for a lot of money and pay my lawyer. I need another way to make money. Do you need a secretary? Give me something. I need something legal to do with myself.

"I'm just joking with you but if you can do something for me, that's cool. What do you want to know?"

Luke: "Anything you can give me."

Farrah: "Like what? You're usually the one with the questions. What did you hear about?"

Luke: "I read in the newspaper what everyone else did."

Farrah: "What was that?"

Luke: "That you were part of a scheme going around to banks and that the police charged you with stealing thousands of dollars from banks?"

Farrah: "Did they show pictures?"

Luke: "Not of you in the banks."

Farrah: "The news here had pictures of me in the banks. Not that I'm admitting anything but obviously something. So until you get the pictures or the news, I have no comment."

Luke: "What about the rest of your life?"

Farrah: "That doesn't matter because nobody else gives a f--- about me. All of a sudden, because the news said that I was doing something, all of a sudden people want to call me. Otherwise, nobody else gave a s--- about me."

Luke: "I called you six months ago."

Farrah: "Nobody gives a s--- about me. Kevin Beechum. Vivid. Nobody gives a s--- about anybody until they can get something out of it. They're still making money off of me by their compilations. All of a sudden, just because I got a little publicity, they want to start adding comments. They should've said no comment. They had no business on commenting on anything. Nobody thought to call me on Christmas or on my birthday and say 'Hey, happy birthday. Merry Christmas. Happy new year. Do you need anything? How are you feeling? I'm still compilating your ass.' Everybody needs a little help here and there.

"Everybody knows what I do. Everybody knows that I'm crazy.

"I've been dealing with so many reporters. It's crazy. Howard Stern has already called. I already figured that you would be the first that I would say anything to. You've been very nice.

"I'm in the park right now [in New Jersey]. Just relaxing."

Luke: "I've read all the stories that have been written."

Farrah: "They made me sound like a good bandit."

Luke: "They made you sound like a classy bandit. That you looked good."

Farrah: "That I was a classy all-American good-for-the-job bandit. Porno star gone whatever."

Luke: "Bodacious blonde."

Farrah: "They were nice about it."

Luke: "Someone might make a movie about this."

Farrah: "I've been asked to do a movie. I have a meeting tomorrow. They're going to meet me in Manhattan. They're investors. I already made an attempt to call Kevin Beechum. Of course he knows because he tried to get his own publicity by opening his mouth. He had no business telling anybody nothing. Me and him, we have no business together. Do you think he gives confessions to anybody else? He ain't confessing to anything else, but he sure wants to confess to my bulls---. Good or bad. I don't care what he said about me.

"You need to be calling me on my birthday, on Christmas, on New Year's, on something, saying, hey, how's my ex-contract girl? He doesn't give a f--- about anybody, period. All of a sudden, he wants to quote something when he gets something out of it. He could've gotten something out of calling me up on my birthday and saying, happy birthday. I got locked up on my birthday. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He doesn't care until he hears something he wants to hear.

"The only person from the [porn] industry who has stayed in touch with me is Olivia, and everybody thinks that she's f---ed up too.

"This whole industry is cliques. It's little men behind a big desk that's running them. You can not find a porn star no longer. They don't make stars no longer. I was privileged. I will not say it was because of Chuck [Martino]. I will not say it was because of Kevin [Beechum]. I was in that generation of porn-star-time.

"Otherwise, and I don't want to use 'Jew' as a bad name, but everyone's Jew. Jew know? Everybody's out to make some f---ing ridiculous money.

"Porn stars should be a union. Porn stars should get residuals. I don't get nothing for anything I did let alone a birthday call or a Christmas call. I get nothing out of this industry. Just like Brooke Ashley, the girl that got HIV-positive. Or anybody else who was HIV-positive. They don't get nothing. They're nobody anymore. They're not making money. But everybody else is making money off of Brooke Ashley's gangbang where she got HIV-positive. This girl needs some money, just like I do. I was in jail for seven days. It doesn't matter what I did. But nobody worried about me. Nobody cared about me.

"Everybody in this industry is doing something illegal. No matter what I did, nobody was worried about me.

"It's been three years since I've given them [Kevin Beechum, Vivid etc] any fame. Just like they haven't given me a phone call.

"Even now, I was thinking about making a movie out of this. I've had somebody want to do a book on me. I've talked to Kevin about making a movie, and he said, 'That was in New York. It wasn't here.'

"When I found out Kevin gave a comment to the New York Post and the [New Jersey] Record, I called him up. 'Kevin, you're the only person I really trust in the movie business.' Because he is. Kevin did something for me.

"Kevin acted like my idea of making a movie was stupid.

"It's ridiculous. I just want to make some money. I think I can off of this.

"You saw Worldpornsearchcontestant.com. They're still going forward with that. Everything I do is there. I'm guilty of doing what I did. I did do it. I'm on all kinds of videos now. I'm a multi-video queen.

"I called Kevin and asked him if I could get some of my DVDs. He said, 'We are not printing them no longer. You have to buy the master. You have to do this and that.' I said, 'You've got to be kidding me. Every hit off of all these websites that he owns to purchase a movie, he's not providing any of it?

"Everybody in the police office got a mug shot signature from me. I know they've got my movies. I want to know where them movies are being purchased from. Obviously Kevin Beech. He has to have a master.

"I asked Kevin first, do I owe you any money? He goes, I threw them books away a long time ago. I said, ok, I need some of my DVDs.

"I need to get some money. That is what I'm saying.

"I'm fine. I feel great. I'm out. I'm free. But I need to make some money. And the first person I called was Kevin Beechum. Because I trusted him.

"I'm sitting in the park enjoying myself. I've got a tan. I got a little burnt."

Luke: "Anyone in the industry offer to help you?"

Farrah: "No. The only person who ever had any concern about me was Olivia. The both of us have had our faults. Everybody has written about it. She was the only person who called me. And somebody from Sin City just emailed me and said, listen, keep your head up.

"My bail was $105,000. And I'm walking right now and I'm happy but I need some help.

"I have a lot of things going good for me. I have a lot of girls who want to be talent. I've been trying to get a hold of Mr. Marcus. I have black girls, white girls, Hispanic girls and I have black guys."

Six months ago, Farrah put me on the phone with Joe Salpietro (from New Jersey), the man behind this site. This is his first porn venture. Worldpornsearchcontestant.com is down.

Farrah tells me today: "I've raised a lot of money for [Worldpornsearchcontestant.com.] He's in South Miami now. They're doing well. There's no reason for that site to be down.

"Granted, I am guilty. I am not blaming the industry for any of this. Everybody in the industry knew that I was crazy. Just like everybody knew I was crazy before I got into the industry. Everybody figured that I'd get into something like that. Everybody in the industry who knows me would figure that I'd do something like what I did. But right now I need to make the best out of it.

"I have changed. I don't do any drugs or any of that s---. I'm really good right now. I have to be. I've made a lot of money for a lot of people in LA. There's no reason why nobody is cooperating with me."

Luke: "Do you think you might make a movie again?"

Farrah: "I'll make a movie. I just have to figure out someone to do it with. Kevin Beech is obviously not on my list. I'll be talking with Leisure Time soon. I need to do something. I can't rob no more banks."

Luke: "But you're in good health."

Farrah: "I'm in great health. I'm in perfect health. I look good. I still look the same. I'm still crazy. I'm still the cheerful face that I've always been. Maybe a little more criminal. But like I said, this industry is criminal. This porno industry is nothing but criminals. Crooks. People doing stupid s---. So this is no surprise for me doing this. Everybody's doing it in a fraud way or some stupid way. Prostitution is illegal.

"The only thing I've got to say is that it would be nice if it were mi casa, su casa in this industry. I've got a story to tell. I've got a movie to make. I'm going to be on Howard Stern. I need somebody to help me out. I've got girls. I've got guys. I've got a lot of things to go forward. I just need to pay my lawyer."

I called Farrah's ex-boyfriend Joseph Elkind. He said: "That poor girl. This industry just ruins people. It really does. The drugs. The alcohol. I stay so far away from that."

Luke: "I think that she felt that the industry had ripped her off, therefore she could do it to others."

Joe: "Right. She made some bad decisions and got involved with some bad guys. That was just stupid."

Luke: "When did you last hear from her?"

Joe: "About five months ago. She called me. She said she was doing all right."

PornoGossip Aims At Teagan Presley

Is that a stylized Nazi Swastika on Ryan's shoulder? If it is, I guess we know why Teagan doesn't do Interracial anymore. Here's the link.

I wonder how he feels knowing that two, big-dicked, Black men went up in his "beloved"?

Michael Jackson's Porn Connection

Emmanuelle writes:

I thought of you at the Michael Jackson trial on Friday. I was inside the courtroom and at some point during his (brilliant) closing arguments, the deputy D.A. Ron Zonen mentioned Jackson associates, among them pornographer Marc Schaffel and he said: "Nobody who works in the sex trade business should be admired."

How Close Is Jill Kelly Productions To Filing Bankruptcy?

Just asking. It would make sense. Such a filing could free Bob Friedland up to do more financial and sexual wizardry.

What happened to JKP's clothing company?

A source says: I predict JKP will implode. They will never force Friedland out because he owns too much stock. Jill Kelly will not let herself get forced out because she's making $360,000 a year from JKP. The stockholders are nothing but creditors. The JKP stock is 10c a share.

Joseph Elkind, Avi Mirman, Steven Posner Teaming Up With Chinese Bank To Process Credit Cards On Web?

We might get an announcement this week.

Rob Gould, Jack Gallagher - Secret Investors Behind .XXX Domains?

From the men who gave you Babenet.

Larry Flynt's bought a new Rolls Royce. Black. Almost $400,000.

Erotic Inc. Porn Party 'Behind Closed Doors', Saturday

Video of Austyn Moore and company leaving their limo.

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I stood around for two-and-a-half hours at the Key Club on Sunset Blvd to see as many porn stars as I saw in two minutes at the XRCO.

There's marijuana smoke in the air.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Sandra Bullock were supposed to show but I didn't see them. I left at 11:15pm.

A friend writes: "That party was one of the worst of all time, Jesus! My bud and his girl drove by and saw too many cameras, so they kept going! You missed nothing!"

The Sex.com Story On Video

Donovan Phillips writes on GFY:

I just got off the phone with Stephen Cohen. He says he has nothing to do with that story about Gary. When he first answered the phone he asked me to hold for a second. He was talking to someone else asking them to call for a driver to take him to his favorite restaurant.

He's in the hotel/casino business now. He says the money he made in the sex industry is mere peanuts to what he's making now.

He's not worried about Gary ever collecting anything because he'll never come back into this country and no other countries have any sort of treaties with the US to enforce financial judgements. He said, "Besides, I'd have to have a passport to go back into the states now because I gave up my citizenship years ago." He's now an official citizen of Monaco.

He spends most of his winters in San Miguel Mexico and most of his summers in the UK.

As for the video in this story: he hasn't seen it but wanted to. Toby never sent him a copy. I gave him the link so he could download it.

I told him one of his ex-wives was on the video. When I told him it was Susan Boydston he said she was an alchoholic that had been a great wife at first but became a pain in the ass. Contrary to what she says in the video, he claims she is actually the one who introduced him to swinging and mentioned "Bob McGibkey's Wide World" as his first swingers hangout.

He says he wishes Gary, "No harm, no bad, but no good either". He says his chances of winning back the domain aren't good, but the chance does exist because the US Courts had evidence he was in a Mexican jail at the time of the judgements and was therefore denied due process.

If he wins back the domain he plans to give it away.

Why are so many film titles derogatory to women?

David Aaron Clark writes on ADT:

Every example you quote works on the philosophy of the insulted group appropriating a derogatory term for their own use & therefore recasting it --- though Bill Cosby among many other Black Americans prominent & otherwise have denounced the casual use of the word "nigger" by Blacks themselves as a neon sign of Black self-disrespect.

While some women consume porn -- though even fewer of that number are, I'm certain, in the actual economic equation, in other words they watch what their male sig other watches -- the number of women renting/buying/watching Red Light District et al has got to be negligible (except for the Paris Hilton vid -- I'm sure that has an incredibly high female-viewing spike).

In fact, if the trend continues, we'll see lots of Roman Catholic young sinners entering the biz because they'll reason just like they did in HS that they can give up the sphinc yet still save themselves for their wedding night! Perhaps this will in turn prompt a greater consumption of mainstream pornography among priests, & relieve the pressure that is a great deal of the cause of their ... indiscretions.

Is every porn director flawed?

Imaginative writes on ADT:

Let's look at some of my favorites and how they miss the mark repeatedly:

JULES JORDAN: Never knows when to shut up and should ALWAYS stay behind the camera, or at least as much as Silvera currently does. His skills as a performer aren't up to his own standards as a director. I'm also beginning to find his scenes somewhat predictable and formulaic. (I know I'll never see a guy get rimmed in a Jordan flick.) From him I would borrow his sense of pacing (especially in tease), wardrobe, lighting and fashion.

SEYMORE: Another one who needs to stay behind the camera more, especially now. I love FAMILY BUSINESS, but in a way it ruined his movies for me, knowing that it was not as spontaneous as it appeared. But it's that sense of adventure and naturalness that I would borrow from the master, Seymore.

SILVERA: So close to perfect, but unfortunately not as consistant as I would like. But he is the master of the unexpected and of kink (sorry Thring, kink is more than wordrobe). I love that Silvera is will to explore just about any avenue of sensuality, no matter how taboo and I would do the same. Also one of the few gonzo greats who can SET UP a scene. Tease is great, but a hot set up is even better.

TANYA HYDE: The most imaginative movies I've ever seen and the best wardrobe ever. While her style of cutting is interesting, and extremely erotic when first encountered, it get's old fast... lose the canned soundtrack, let's hear some live audio!

TOM BYRON: Another one who is close to perfect and does so much of what the above do, as well as them. However, for me, he often misses the sense of kink and the unexpected. Sometimes seems to dial it in.

SKEETER: A man who seriously knows who to dress a woman, but the scenes so often feel forced and predictable. Does every woman need to lay on her stomach and hold her stilletto heels while her face gets pumped IN EVERY SCENE? This is a position that should have been explored once and put away forever. So fake and forced it immediately takes me out of the fantasy. Here are a list of others who get so much right...

MASON, FERRARA, MYNE, STREAMS and WILLIAM H. I'm watching all of you, hoping that you may emerge as the chosen one. I hope someone gets it right one of these days and emerges as the true great erotic filmmaker, but so far it has yet to happen. And it seems so easy, doesn't it?

Oh and lastly, Christie Lee... I've heard you say you're getting behind the camera. You have amazing sensibilities as a performer and in choosing interesting projects. I can't wait to see what comes out of that filthy mind of yours. We seem to share sensibilites of eroticism and I'm hoping you rock it off it's axis.

Farrah Out Of Jail

Fast Eddie writes:

I spoke with Farrah this morning. She's out of jail, and while her troubles aren't behind her, things are looking up. She's also available for meetings again, so if you're in the NYC area and would like to hook up with her, at a very reasonable rate, contact her at therealxxxfarrah@yahoo.com

XRCO Awards Thursday Night

I experimented tonight with using manual focus instead of the automatic setting, which has caused me so much trouble. The results are mixed.

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I arrive at 6:30pm. I see Bill Margold walking up with Sandra Bullock's good friend Brian Sebastien.

Bill says he's been having visions of Jim Holliday. The great one has spoken to him from the grave, but not about baseball. Bill says tonight's show is in honor of Holliday.

Bill remembers an XRCO awards on the Santa Monica Pier when the temperature was below freezing. "It was the coldest night in the history of Santa Monica. February 14, 1990. Nina Hartley was purple. The wind whipping off the ocean. We were in a tent. I went home, got in bed with my clothes and boots on, and went to sleep.

"The poor girls were undressed. It was the night Penn & Teller showed up. Goldstein gave one of them a birthday cake."

Ray Bradbury was there. Chili Davis from the Angels. Wally Joiner. Buster Rhymes. Carrie Fisher.

"One year at the FOXE awards we had Julianne Moore, just before Boogie Nights was released.

"Georgina Spelvin will be inducted into the Legends of Erotica in Las Vegas in January. She says she's too old. She looks damn good. She's special and happy and very important to the history of the business. The modern era, with the exception of one or two people who have became a name brand, Tera is becoming a name brand...And by sheer attrition, because she's gorgeous, Janine."

Bill says Brandon Irons and Jake Steed used Bill's book Breaking Into XXX.

Roger Pipe was at XRCO. And Monstar. Gram Ponante. Tod Hunter.

I hang out with John Douglas and Porno Dave.

"Hey Bill Jr," says John.

Why do you call me that?

"Because you're always at the table waiting for scraps from daddy," John says. "You roll over so he will scratch your belly and tell you that you're a good dog. That's what you're always looking for -- parental approval."

John teases me about my love for self-flagellation. How I like to climb up on my homemader cross in my livingroom to atone for the sins of the porn industry.

John says I've moved to the undercard for being beaten up. Max Hardcore is now number one.

I hear Skeeter Kerkove Frank is staying behind the bookshelf in John Douglas's home. When the LAPD Gestapo come, John bangs on the door and says, "Flush the sugar down the toilet. They're coming to get you."

The Diary of Skeeter Frank.

Bill yells to Taylor Wane and her husband Laurent: "You should've brought the dog. It's a Chinese restaurant."

Porno Dave Micheals is sick of looking at my ugly pictures and he adjusts my camera.

A black woman named Tara walks over to Bill and introduces herself.

"Oh, you're part of the racial family," I hear him say.

What he actually said was, "You're part of the Rachel [Worth] family."

John says I take a Groucho Marx approach to woman -- I won't go inside any woman who'll have me. "You love to jeopardize and destroy all your relationships. It's a psychological compulsion."

Tara calls me down to the street when the Club Jenna girls arrive. I see four of them and take photos madly.

"Where's Jenna?" I ask.

Jenna turns out to be the brunette on the right.

"Where's Jay [Grdina]?" I ask.

He's two feet away from me.

Paul Thomas walks by with Sophia.

Jenna Jameson begins her acceptance speech: "I want to thank everyone I s--- on while writing my book."

Brad Armstrong hassles her from his table near the stage. He takes a beating in Jenna's book.

Max Hardcore tells Jenny Hendrix, 19, that she needs to lose five pounds.

Scott Fayner has a perm. He got his hair done for a relative's wedding.

Digital Playground was not there. "Everyone is on location - we're in production," says Adella. Gram Ponante was the hit of the evening, as Tod Hunter noted, as he impersonated Teagan Presley twice. Adella had appointed him to pick up any Digital Playground awards.

I hear Lisa Love no longer works at Red Light District.

Porn Star Tatum Reed Shakes Her Pretty Head

As an independent, conservative thinker, in a distinctly stuffy "liberal" environment I have to shake my head at the Golden Gate Bridge transit district, and their recently proposed 2 million dollar study to look into the feasibility of providing a suicide barrier on the Golden Gate Bridge. Who needs a study? Wouldn't these funds be better spent in the decrepit bay area public schools?

Take Tom Ammino in a cable car limo, equipped with homo erotic men wearing seven jeans and look at the bridge's classic design for 10 seconds. Take a sip of Perrier and decide. It's either going to make the bridge ugly and undesirable to tourists or it's not. But tourists, who cares about them? They pay $7 to hang off a cable car and only provide the city with millions in sales tax revenue, we wouldn't want that would we? As liberals wouldn't you want to protect the rights of people to kill themselves? You already do this for the unborn and the elderly.

I would argue that every urban area needs to provide the population with adequate "suicide landmarks" that uplift the soul and benefit the public good. The Golden Gate Bridge is a fairly safe suicide destination. Not once has an attempted suicide caused a delay for me in crossing the Golden Gate Bridge. Not once has a suicidal bridge jumper's body hit a cargo container, ruining ipods heading to the Port of Oakland.

We only have to look at the recent Amtrack derailment in Southern California to look at the damage a lack of suitable suicide structures can cause. Had the Hollywood sign been available for televised suicides, millions of dollars of property damage, and many lives could have been saved. For those poor suicidal souls living in the South Bay it's become a right of passage into the next world to lay down on the Cal Train track, ending your life and disrupting the commute of those heading to Palo Alto and Menlo Park.

I've personally experienced hours of confusion and delay as a result. 2008 dominates the landscape all forms of popular culture and thought. With sudden "centrist" Hillary Clinton looming large over the future prospects of the democratic party, I suggest the grass roots of their party reconsider their suicidal tendencies. I'd put her odds at capturing the Presidency at 30%. Hillary's only hope is that the GOP nominate someone without a personality who alieante's suburban women more than herself. Someone like Bill Frist, someone marginalizeable such as John McCain, a closeted internatioinalist like Newt Gingrigch or a Rockefeller republican like George Pataki.

If Bush Sr. is able to convince a smooth campaigner like his son Jeb to come out of the closet the race is over. Hillary may make it close, but suburban women, and a well oiled GOP machine will be able to pull out another victory. Look for Jeb to fall in 2012 to a ressurected Democratic Resistance Party. And while a fourth Bush administration may be bad for the long term health of the GOP, faced with the odds of a Hillary Clinton presidency, the Evangelicals will rally around the father of our future president, "the little brown one..."

If the democrats want to go for the jugular of Conservatism, the illegal immigrant issue is the one that they could do it with. If a crazed eyed maverick democrat like Howard Dean took it on he could excite people. The ironic thing is a lot of democrats and liberals are anti immigration, and this an issue that their party elite will never address. A bill that would have allowed illiegal immigrants to vote in school board elections failed in famously liberal San Francisco. Imagine how well this would play in Michigan and Ohio. If they did somehow create a protectionist, anti immigration, pro national health care policy they could win big.

The liberalism of Europe is usually smart enough to include some "fascist," or "protectionist" rhetoric to keep the people excited. As Hollywood continually proves Liberals in America are often less intelligent and out of touch with what consumers want, and less successful at creating their utopian welfare state. A democrat telling the people that their wages have decreased because of immigration, and they cannot afford national health care without closing the border with Mexico would excite people. This would strike at the very reason socialism has failed in America I don't foresee this happening, but a pretty John Edwards style JFK clone who has some right wing issues would be the ticket.

I'm starting to shake my head at the budget deficits that the president is running up. I'm not sure why Liberals hate the President so much. Except for cultural overtones George W Bush in some ways is the most liberal president ever. I've attached a video clip for you.

Arguments Against The .XXX Domain

James writes:

Luke, as I see it, here are the 2 most profound arguments AGAINST anyone in the adult industry supporting the .XXX domain name scam:

1) I breathed a sigh of relief when ICMRegistry and others involved adamantly said the use of .xxx domains will be "voluntary," since I immediately figured Oh Well almost no one in Adult would set up shop there. But then I read a prescient post on L-ke Ford's site mentioning the CREDIT CARD COMPANIES!!!! Of course!!!, you see Congress or the courts don't need to do anything, all the anti-porn conservatives and Jason Hendales (at ICMR) need do now is pressure the cc companies or cc processors to decide to ONLY accept payments for adult material from the .xxx ghetto. Presto - they might as well have amended the First Amendment.

2) ACLU and other civil-libertarians have already pointed out that .xxx is a top-level international domain. So even though it is unlikely that the American government will force porners to use .xxx, any and every other government worldwide CAN, and many WILL!! And those countries won't stop at sexually-explicit images, but include all discussion of homosexuality, abortion, birth control or, for that matter, ANY discussion of sex at all.

Motive: I think AVN and all the boring vanilla-porn producers - Vivid, LFP -think they can make themselves big fish in the small .xxx pond. The lawyers want litigation. Hendales and Co. want to be CEO's of a $100 million concern, by simply fabricating this idea and their ICMR company out of thin air.

Result: Many million$ to ICMR to sell the better .xxx names. They spent 5 years conning ICANN and Congress, successfully now we see. If in 5 years they can trick the credit companies into only accepting payments from .xxx domains, Mr. Handales will be the New Mr. Flynt. Other countries will require most sexual content be in .xxx. In America now, censoring a .com porn site automatically sounds like a speech violation and sparks fears that other .com sites will be next. However, in 5 years when porn is already segregated and regulated in the .xxx ghetto the idea of censoring Net Porn will be FAR MORE ATTRACTIVE.

AVN should be ashamed that it refuses to even publicly take a stand on this crucial issue. I'd give them more credit if they admitted they support it.

James, .XXX domains are a trivial matter compared to people having sex next to a slaughtered water buffalo. Get your priorities straight, pal. AVN editorializes when it is important.

Rob Spallone's Beauties

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Rob often employs ugly women in his movies because he gets them cheaper. Sometimes they weigh over 400 pounds.

Today I called Rob and asked him about his talent for that day's shoot of old women with young women. He said he had a beautiful blonde on set. She was a lawyer.

I made the 45-minute drive. I meet Rob's gorgeous blonde -- Angelica, a 44-year old legal secretary. My journey is suddenly worthwhile. Everything I've been through is worth it now that I get to hang out with Rob's girls.

I spot a big bottle of Jack Daniels in the trash.

I ask Brian if he normally drinks Jack for breakfast.

"We normally have Coco Puffs and Kalua," he says.

Someone close to Cytherea's husband Brian has a license to get medical marijuana for tummy upsets. Here's a picture of legally-sold marijuana peanut butter and jelly.

JMT writes: "I realize that Rob is your goombah, but isn't it time you start looking into what he's doing? Judging by the on-the-set photos you regularly publish, 90+ percent of his output features performers so markedly unattractive that the resulting scenes must surely be unsaleable, even for bottom-of-the-barrel compilation tapes and the like. How can this possibly be an above-the-boards business enterprise?"

I think it is all a cover for something more sinister.

Rob calls. He points out that he's been making movies for a decade and they've sold in the thousands of copies and that many production companies have paid him tens of thousands of dollars to make movies for them, so he must know what he is doing.

As I walk in, Rob's giving some of his vintage Roy Karch stories. Roy flew Cytherea's mother in the for the weekend. It was a disaster. They hated each other.

Rob wants to shoot the first scene on the filthy dog mat.

Charlotte Lee has done about 20 movies in her ten months in the industry.

On Memorial Day, Brian walked in and found his wife getting a tattoo on her back, and Serena Marcus and Amber Peach going at it with strap-ons, while they all watched a bestiality DVD.

Brian: "What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?"

Long pause.

Brian: "A pilot, you f---ing racist."

Ron wants to come to the XRCO tonight in Brian's rented hummer limo. "You can't bring Delores [Ron's wife]," says Brian. "No black people."

Angelica's shivering in her lingerie.

"Do you know what makes you warm?" Brian offers. "Sucking dick."

Duke: "Who was starring in the bestiality DVD?"

Brian: "A German girl. And a horse. If it's not a horse, what's the point?"

Beats me.

Ron Sullivan recalls the softball game Bill Margold organized on the Saturday four days after 9/11. Bill insisted that the game go ahead.

"Yeah," said Brian, "because the porno stars were so torn up by 9/11."

About five people showed up to watch. Ron Sullivan was the umpire. Janine Lindemulder was the pitcher and catcher. "She's great athlete," says Ron. "She has more tattoos than Ryan Knox."

Angelica complains she's cold.

Ron invites her to snuggle with him.

"Will you tell me dirty bedtime stories?" she asks.

Ron cuddles with her. "Did I tell you about the time we tied up momma bear?" he begins.

Brian says he's quit quitting -- drugs, alcohol, etc. If he ever feels like he's about to quit, he calls a friend in his support group and they immediately come over and smoke the good bud with him.

"At my low point, I had a nice house and cars, but eversince I quit quitting, it's all gone."

I say I hope I have as much hair as Ron when I'm his age.

"I hope I'm vertical when I'm his age," says Brian.

Ron tells Angelica: "Little Red Riding Hood is a crack whore, but a nice one."

Ryan Knox plays bass for an indie rock band called The Amateurs at a club called The Echo on Sunset Blvd in Silver Lake.

I look over Rob's writing:

He spells Ryan Knoxx as "rion knots."

Charlotte is "charlet."

The Lamplighter is "lamplitter."

D.Wise is "D.Wice."

Celestia Starr is "salstastor."

Brooklin Nights is "Broklin Hight."

Serena Marcus walks in carrying a 40-ounce Bud Light in a brown paper bag. It's 11am.

She puts it on the floor when I try to take a picture of her with it. Later she pours some of it into a mug and claims it's tea.

Brian says he's kicking Kimmy out of the house today. "She can go live with someone else and not clean their house."

Charlotte tells photographer Bill Diehl that she has to go get her cigarettes.

"They're in your back pocket, sweetheart," he points out.

Cythera tells Brian that she doesn't have the heart to kick Kimmy out. "I can yell at her, but I can't kick her out."

Cytherea walks around without a top because her new tattoo hurts her.

Dressed in bikinis, Serena and Cytherea make a run to get fast food from Wendy's and gasoline. Serena is not the best driver, so I back her SUV out and turn it around. It makes me feel like a man. "A testosterone-builder," notes Brian.

Serena didn't realize that she's booked (like four other girls today) to do two separate scenes (a girl-girl and a BJ) for a sum total of $400.

"If you've got a problem with that," says Kenny Carolina, the production manager, "call Rob right now."

Serena agrees to go ahead and do the scenes. She just wants them done quickly.

Ryan Knox is unable to pop from his BJ from Charlotte. Brian steps in and pops within two minutes. Cytherea is proud of him.

D.Wise says, "I used to be Brian's favorite black guy."

What happened?

Brian: "I bought a new one."

Who's your new favorite black guy?

"Mr. Pete."

Cytherea's furious. Dick Delaware broke her bong. It's the second time her bong's been broken. She deplores the low state of morality and personal responsibility in our society that allows people to carelessly break other people's bongs. What kind of world do we want to create for our children?

Why invest money in a high-quality bong when some careless pea-brained porner is gonna bust it? Why delay gratification now for a better tomorrow that never arrives?

Friends don't let friends break others' bongs without making reparation.

As I leave, I heard Brooklin Nights tell D.Wise that she's qualified for an apartment in Chatsworth.