The New York Exxxotica Expo Pre Game Show: What The Fuck Am I Doing In Jersey??? by Al Blanco For those that may not know, the above title is a George Carlin reference as he had a similiarly titled HBO special. It was also however, a thought I had en route to the New York…
A West Side Porn Story by Al Blanco Let’s make one thing clear right now: I had a great time attending the Vivid party last night. Then again when free booze is involved I’ll turn a damn phone booth into Studio 54, minus the hairy waiter guys in daisy dukes. I get myself a…
Essay by Al Blanco I have read the discussions on here regarding cursing and racism and felt compelled to put my one cent in… I am Jewish after all, two cents is pushing it. With regards to these topics, I can only write as it relates to my life experiences, my background and my…
Magnum Force By AL BLANKO One of the coolest days in my life was when I learned I could use a Magnum condom. Up untill then I always thought Magnum condoms were for donkey dicked freaks. It was a long night of partying with one of my friends. This friend and I have…
by Al Blanco I am a firm believer that of all the jack off aids available, phonesex reigns supreme. It’s probably the interaction factor. Watching porno makes you a spectator, but in phonesex you can be the quarterback, call the plays so to speak. This makes me think of a couple instances I have experienced…
The First Dick op/ed essay by Al Blanco With all the hype surrounding the upcoming presidential election, one factor in judging these two upstanding individuals abilitiy to be president is lost. I need to know how much pussy they are getting. To me, this is paramount. The man with his finger on the button…
by Al Blanko It really fucked me up when I found out Evan from Biohazard did pornos. I was like huh, rock to porno, okay. I can’t call him by his porno name though, because I think the name is kind of cheesy, and to me he’s just the dude from Biohazard anyway. He was…
by Staff Writer Al Blanco There’s no two ways around it: right now shit really stinks in my wallet. Short of a dwarf relieving himself, the smell would have to come from the fact that everywhere I look, someone is taking money out of my pocket. Rent increases, gas, food costs…everyone is feeling the pinch….
