What a way to activate the merry Masturbation Month of May! It’s Dr. Susan Block’s 6th Bedside Chat of the Coronapocalypse, inspired by the warmth, egalitarian vision and straight talk in tough times of FDR’s Fireside Chats, kicking off the M Month with a couple of hot “professional masturbators” (porn star Brianna Brooks and “cumedian” Allie Awesome), two Motorbunnies, three Hitachi Magic Wands, several other sex toys, true solo-sex confessions (Testify: “Lord (or Lady), I masturbate & I am not ashamed”), sapiosexual conversation, Coronapocalyptic revelations, a Cinco de Mayo Corona (the beer) Fiesta (¡Viva la Masturbación!), lots of laughs and several heart-pounding orgasms. Sorry for a few technical difficulties, but we even manage to turn them into comedy gold mixed with steamy self-pleasure and stimulating surprises (though this version is censored for YouTube).
To watch the whole Bedside Chat uncensored and free, read the show journal and see all the fun photos, go to: http://drsusanblock.com/masturbation-month-2020 .
“Merry Masturbation Month 2020! Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Wankers and Monkey-Spankers…If there was ever a year to celebrate, this is it! After all, most of us are locked up in our rooms right now, and with all the rules and recommendations about staying six feet apart, having sex with someone else is challenging (if not impossible), unless you’re sheltering-in-place together. Until we’re out of this Cornona-tastrophe, the safest sex—and one of the best uses of your time—is doing the two-finger tango. Now when you lay on your couch, indulgently jacking or jilling off, you’re not just a useless wanker. You’re a responsible citizen; a cum-decorated soldier in the viral war against humanity and other mammals. Shoot the gun between your legs! It’s a billion times more honorable than ammosexuals trying to compensate for their sexual insecurities by brandishing real guns as they storm government buildings in the midst of a deadly pandemic because their favorite shooting gallery is closed. So… make love to someone you love, even if that someone is you.” ~Dr. Suzy
Need to talk PRIVATELY about masturbation, isolation or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us. Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497.
