Wow Cosmo magazine has gone hardcore, or close to it with this down right dirty pickup lines for girls. Not that I’m complaining … some of these are really good. Just makes me think, that times have really changed and being a “Cosmo girl” isn’t quite the same as it used to be. Still some of these are good, really good. Enjoy!
Do these feel ready for you?
If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package?
I know they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for some wood.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
I’ve got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?
I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Are you a taxidermist? Okay, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing, but you’re going down under.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too.
I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Source: Cosmopolitan Magazine
