TMZ Says Charlie Sheen Has New (Porn) Angels

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NL- He does have good taste in women!

One is beautiful … one is brilliant … and they’re all bangin’ Charlie — at least, that’s the presumption because Mr. Sheen’s new “angels” are all well versed in the art of screwery, TMZ has learned.

After some hardcore research — and we mean HARDCORE — we’ve finally identified all three of Charlie’s new lady friends … and, shocker, they’re all veteran porn stars.

Ladies and gentlemen … but mostly gentlemen … meet (from left to right) Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star.

A few fun facts about Charlie’s Angels:

– Jana Jordan has starred in more than 100 adult films including Power Munch 3 & 5 … and she’s been nominated for a ton of AVN awards.

– Celeste Star doesn’t just act in porn … she’s also a porn director … although she currently only has one film under her belt.

– Jayme Langford studied bio-ethics at the University of Judaism in Los Angeles. UJ officials pulled her financial aid though after discovering she had starring roles in a bunch of porn flicks.

Bonus Fun Fact: The blonde and the redhead have shot at least 2 sex scenes TOGETHER. There might be more … but our computers are gonna go blind if we continue to research.

From TMZ.com

10 thoughts on “TMZ Says Charlie Sheen Has New (Porn) Angels

  1. His taste in pornstars seems to go with the girls…that only/mainly shoot girl/girl. Jayme Langford out of 93 scenes has only 2 different men’s partners. Celeste Star out of her 261 scenes has one single male partner. Jana Jordan out of 130 scenes had 6 different males partners…tons of non sex, girls/girls stuff.

  2. Must be trying to make up for Bree Olson who fucked just about every male talent in porn many times over.

  3. Yeah, I think it’s just a coincidence. I mean Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson, etc. etc. There’s a whole movie dedicated to the pornstars he’s been with and a good chunk of them have done numerous B/G scenes.

    Speaking of Capri Anderson, there’s a story out there now that she’s actually living with Sheen and they’re a “couple.”

  4. Going to have to call bullshit on this whole story. Everyone knows that Celeste Star has been hot and heavy with that director from Bluebird Films named Marc Twain for years.

    And I thought Jayme Langford was serious with Dave Navaro. Is that over already?

  5. jeremysteele11 says:

    Tmz are idiots who talk to us like we’re all idiots. Charlie’s Angels sounds better than Charlie’s Goddesses. Have any conversations ever been about how 9/11 was an inside job and if so do the girls just figure that Charlie’s still high?

  6. jeremysteele11 says:

    Ms. Lohan was staring at me with sustained fascination while I was working on The Canyons. I had a pivital role as a walking extra in the mall while she’s being followed. She seemed a genuine people person and asked my friend (playing a mall person) if she was having fun yet.

  7. jeremysteele11 says:

    Pivotal, wrong thread re: last comment, double whoops

  8. Larry Horse says:

    Bree aside, Charlie does not aim high with his porn chicks.

  9. I’m with Larry. If I had his money I would be using it to get gorgeous porn stars like Sensual Jane, Gina Lynn, Haley Cummings, or Alex Chance.

  10. jeremysteele11 says:

    I shot Langford once outside a club she couldn’t get into in spite of it being her birthday & the party being on her behalf. She is a natural beauty.

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