Teal Conrad-“Guys love an intelligent woman who swallows”

Interview by C. Loftus

Photos courtesy of Smash Pictures and LA Direct Models

 Teal Conrad is an original, an all natural, a beautiful young girl who speaks her mind and has a lot of interesting things to say. She is also a porn performer who is on her way up in the world. She’s only been in the business for eight months but already has made a name for herself, a name she picked out for herself. Teal, she’s one of a kind.

 So the obvious question, what is your favorite color? My favorite color is teal. It’s pretty obvious right?

I wonder if everyone asks you that question. I get asked that quite often, yeah. You’d be surprised though, that some people don’t know it’s a color.

I’m not surprised, because guy reporters that are asking you questions, probably have other “things” on their mind, besides your name. Why the color teal?It’s been my favorite color since fifth grade. I don’t want a kid, that’s in the future. But when I have a daughter I wanted to name her Teal because I really like the name. But I can’t do that now. I decided to make it my porn name. There wasn’t a last name that sounded good with it. Finally I put Conrad with it because I love that name as well, and that represents the tomboy in me.

Perfect. Can you name something that is the color teal? The day planner sitting right in front of me is teal.

Is there anything in nature that is teal? I don’t think so. I really don’t.

Isn’t teal a blue green color? It’s really hard to find teal, what I consider teal. But it is a blue green, a little more green than blue.

The only thing I can think of would be a perfect day, when the water in the ocean is just that color. That’s good. That’s perfect. That’s the best you could get in nature.

What other names were you considering? Ashlyn Martin, like the car, Aston Martin. I am so glad I didn’t do that.

Oh, yeah there are lots of Ashlyns, Ashleys. I thought you were going to say Martin, like the guitar. An Aston Martin is the James Bond Car right? Yes, I think it is.

I think Teal is a great name because it is so original. It’s hard to find an original name in porn. There are so many of some names, it’s like, please no more Britneys! There are a lot of Monroes too. I’m like why?

Marilyn Monroe I guess. Another last name is Lynn. Yeah.

Girls shouldn’t pick a name that is even close to someone else’s name. That’s why I like yours. If someone says just your first name, everyone knows it’s you. Yeah, exactly. It worked out.

You did good. Oh, Thank you.

You really are adorable, and I like that you are all natural and you don’t wear a ton of makeup, your hair is not all fancy. You are just a beautiful girl next door with a real body. Thank you.

Your hair is beautiful. It’s so long. And it’s real. I was on set and this lady was giving me a scalp massage almost and I asked her what she was doing. She said I can’t find your weave. I’m like, I’m sorry, my what? I’m like, oh, this is my hair on my head. That’s when I learned about weaves and hair extensions.

I like your hair the way it is. It is really long right now. It’s down to my butt. I was thinking of getting four inches cut off. It grows really fast.

If you are going to do a big chop, you should donate it to Locks of Love, but I think you have to have eight inches for that.Yeah I want to do that at some point.

Maybe you should just keep getting one inch trims until you have enough extra to get an eight inches cut off. It sounds like we are talking about penis size or something. But we wouldn’t want anything that was only one inch! (Laughs) Yes it does sound like we are talking about penises.

You are always talking about a certain person on your twitter and always posting up pictures of her. Who is Lilly Banks? Lilly Banks is my best friend. She is in town right now. She used to live here and she is staying with me, so we tweet a lot. I am so excited for her to come back, because in the industry, because I am all natural, and I don’t have the fake tits and all that kind of stuff, Lilly and I clicked because we are the same in that. We are just young girls.

And girls just wanna have fun! Exactly and it’s nice to have a good friend around. So I’m basically stealing her from Michigan and she’s going to move back here.

That would be great, because I can imagine how many fans would like to be a fly on your wall at your apartment with you two staying there together. So do you guys have wild and crazy things going on over there? Well we do. It is kind of crazy. In my living room I have two giant banners of myself up, because they are for Exxxotica, and you have to have them unrolled so the ink can dry. I think we need to hand Lilly’s up too.

Yes, most people don’t have giant pictures of themselves hanging up in their living rooms, especially sexy ones. I know, right? One of them is crazy because my head is ginormous in it. It is really close up and it’s hilarious. It’s a good picture it’s just funny how zoomed in it is.

So are you and Lilly friends with benefits? No. We’re not. But we did Girls Gone Wild together though.

How did you end up doing that? Me and Lilly weren’t as good friends as we are now when we did that. Normally they pull people out of the club and the girls get a tank top for doing it. We had a better deal than that, although I don’t want to ruin people’s fantasies about what Girls Gone Wild is.

So we’ll leave it at that, but you got more than a t-shirt for shooting. Yes. We were in the back of a bus and it’s like a hundred degrees in the desert. It was hard because we were booked for solo and they wanted us to be all over each other so we didn’t know how to act.

I noticed that your clip on their site calls you Bree and Kameron. Who is who? They wouldn’t let us use out stage names. So Bree is Lilly and Kameron is me. It’s so weird because she is older than me but in the description they made her eighteen and me twenty.

But it’s real, reality TV right? (Laughs) It was really fun. I’ve always wanted to do Girls Gone Wild actually. But you have to remember the other girls that do it, do that stuff for a tank top, and that’s all they get.

That doesn’t seem like quite enough pay. Especially if your parents see it later. Right? That’s what I’m saying. Are you serious? The guy was telling us that they do girl/girl shows for just a tank top.

That is crazy. So on your twitter you said “We, fast food” You don’t like fast food? I used to like fast food. I was the skinniest I ever was when all I was eating was fast food. I feel like as I am growing up and getting more independent I am turning into my mother.

Is that a bad thing? No, it’s not a bad thing at all. Even though we are not on good terms right now, just because of what I do, I love her and find myself being more and more like her. So I am over fast food. I love Panera. That is fast food to me. I used to eat McDonald’s breakfast everyday before school.

Bleck. It’s funny that you say you were they skinniest ever when you were eating fast food. You would think you would be heavier from junk food. And I ate a cheeseburger every single day and I was a hundred and eighteen pounds.

That’s probably why you hate it, is that you ate it everyday and got sick of it. Yeah probably.

Panera’s has good bagels. They do. I think they put something in their food that makes it addicting, but I don’t know. (Laughs) Lilly and I love the Broccoli Cheddar Soup.

You also wrote on your twitter that you went to a Galaxy game, and I can guess it is a sports team, but I don’t know who they are. I go to the L.A. Galaxy games which is soccer. It’s really fun. There are a lot of directors and studio owners and producers, they all go. It’s a blast. It’s a good time to go out with people from the industry.

So you like soccer, do you like all sports? I hate football. Ninety-nine percent of women who say they like football are lying. (Laughs) Soccer I like to watch. I was a competitive snow-boarder. I grew up playing tennis. I like hiking. I used to teach Zumba. I like to be active, but it’s hard to keep up when you are as busy as I have been lately, with school and everything.

What are you going to school for? I’m studying Communications. It’s hard though. I graduated high school early and haven’t been in school for a while.

What do you think of their being condoms used in every porn shoot? Well Wicked is a very good company and I really respect them for doing only condoms.

They have had that rule for years and they are still successful. They do beautiful movies. But I guess if somebody wanted to see ultra hardcore stuff they wouldn’t find that at Wicked, and they don’t want to see a condom. That’s true. I shot my first boy/girl scene for Wicked, on my birthday and it’s harder for the girl, especially being that new, taking the biggest dick she has ever taken and using a condom. It makes it really difficult.

It’s not as easy as people think it is. Normal people have sex for ten minutes with a condom. They don’t have porn sex which is two hours long. It’s hard to when you do the stills, it’s like dude don’t fuck me this hard because I’m not going to be able to last like the some of the girls you work with. I’m just not that sexually active. I haven’t been that sexually active to be able to handle that.

When did you do the Wicked shoot? When was your birthday? June 1^st, but it’s not out yet.

Who were you under contract for? Babes.com. It’s a nice sensual sexy site. It’s romantic. One of my boy/girl scenes is up on there now.

Do you watch porn? I do watch porn. I watched Lilly’s new movie with her last night. It’s a New Sensations one called Big Dick for a Cutie. It was good. It was clearly her first boy/girl scene. You can tell it was her first time taking a big dick. It was good. I think she’ll sell a lot of them at Exxxotica.

Do you get turned on while you are watching her porn? I like watching porn in general. But we were more watching it and discussing the scene. We both had worked with Ramon, the male talent and it’s funny because the movie I’m bringing to Exxxotica is one where I am with Ramon as well.

How is he to shoot with? He’s good, but I can’t understand him with his accent. And it was my first movie I shot too, other than scenes for my Babes.com contract. We shot that movie the day I got out of my contact.

Who is your favorite guy that you have shot with? My list is finally going up. At first I shot four scenes with Danny Mountain. He’s good. He’s nice and we are into each other. Johnny Sins same thing. I shot three scenes with him now and we are good friends. He’s hot, we have a connection. I like both of them.

You know who everyone tells me is their favorite? Manuel Ferrara. I’m working with him tomorrow. I’ll tweet you and let you know how it went.

Do that. I’d like to see if he becomes one of your favorites. Since ninety percent of the girls I interview say he is one of their favorites. I think he had an ad in the movie that I watched last night with Lilly. He was selling toys as the beginning of the movie.

(Teal did tweet me to tell me the scene was canceled and rescheduled next week)

I took another statement off of twitter that you said because I really liked it. “Guys love an intelligent woman who swallows” Oh. Yes, I said that. I swallow. My favorite are cream pies but I don’t let just anybody cream pie me. I’m kind of conservative, but considering I’ve only let one person in the industry cum inside of me, and that’s because we worked numerous times together. That was Danny. We’ve gotten together so much. When I got out of contract we had three scenes in one week together, for different companies. They always want to put us together, and that’s fine. So with him I did a few cream pies. Otherwise I like swallowing, but usually they want it on my face.

Isn’t that funny? Civilian guys, that would be their ultimate to have a blow them and swallow, and in porn movies you don’t even swallow. If you get it in your mouth, you spit it back out. That’s true!

I think that people like either swallowing or cream pies, ya know? That’s another thing, civilian guys want to feel that, and porn guys are just about to cum and the best part of the whole thing, and they have to pull it out. It’s kind of backwards.

It is a little bit backwards.So you like swallowing and cream pies. Yes I do. I have the best birth control out there. It’s an implant in my arm the size of a matchstick. So doing cream pies and I am pretty sure that I’m not going to get pregnant.

I got some pictures of you from Stuart at Smash Pictures. I know you were in their movie Fifty Shades of Grey that is coming out. I want to hear all about it. First of all did you read the book?I did not. But I heard all about it. This movie is from the third book.

I didn’t read it either. What did you play in this movie? I played Susie who comes out in the third book. Allie Haze who plays the main character, and Susie are tied up. She asks me why do you need to be whipped, not whipped, flogged, whatever. So they tied me up I’ve never been tied up before. So Allie and I, I’m getting whipped. And I tell her I need it. So a guy is whipping me and then he passes it over to Richie who whips me and then makes love to me.

Sounds fun! It was. I was excited to do a parody. I saw Jim Powers who directed it, at the soccer game yesterday. He said the whole movie turned out great. I can’t wait to see it.

So did you masturbate later on, thinking back on being tied up? Actually went home and went right to bed because I was so tired and that was my second scene of the day. But I have before. The thought of it is really hot. I don’t want to be tied up and punched in the face. But when it is simple like that, tied up and a little rough, it’s hot. I like it.

Good thing you were in Fifty Shades, now you know you like to be tied up. Now maybe I’ll go to Kink.com.

That’s a big step. Yeah, that’s a big step, not for a while. I don’t know if I could do it.

Okay, let’s go back to the beginning and talk about how you got into all this. Where were you born and raised? I was born in Portland, Oregon, and I grew up in Lake Oswego on a farm. My parents got divorced, but they get along. I had a great childhood. Went to private Christian school.

Look how well that worked for you! (Laughs) No, you know, yeah I am in porn, but people look at it differently then what it is. I’m not like any of the other porn girls. I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t love it. I don’t do it for the money. I mean yes the money is great and it’s given me independence, but I used to do mainstream stuff and I just got bored of it. When I was doing the fitness stuff it was like I wasn’t being myself. In porn you can be yourself, for the most part. Oregon is a pretty state. They don’t have sales tax. They pump your gas for you.

What were you like in high school? My freshman year I was a little rebellious. My mom sent me to wilderness camp to straighten up and by my sophomore year I was back on track with all my credits made up and on the honor roll.

When did you start in the porn industry? March, 2012.

So you have only been in the industry for eight months. That’s not very long ago. I only shot one scene in March, none in April and then really started shooting in May.

One of your fans mentioned that you said you wanted to have a real life version of an orgy with a bunch of girls. Has that come true? No it hasn’t yet. This is my theory of what I want. The girls in the industry are so competitive and I don’t believe in that at all. The more you help others and make others feel good, the better it makes you feel the better it is for you. I think it will be really cool to have a bunch of girls spend the night and have a porn girls sleep over.

A porn pajama party! Sleeping bags, popcorn and dildoes. Yeah! Everything. You are right. It would be really cool to bring them together like that.

What if you did that on cam? That’d be cool. I wonder if I could do it on StreamMate if everyone was registered. That’s a great idea.  That would be fun.

Sound like a blast. You could make it an exclusive club of girls, like a sorority. Everyone asks me if I live in a dorm and I say oh god no. Can you imagine being in porn at nineteen, going to UCLA and living in a dorm?

You’d have a line of guys at your door for autographs. That’s would be awesome.

Do you have an unfulfilled fantasy? Yes. I want to have sex on a plane. I am going to Exxxotica this weekend with a bunch of industry people on the flight.

That could work out well. You might want the middle seat between a hot guy and a hot girl. I was thinking the same.

Do you have a message for your fans? I hope that they continue to enjoy watching me build Teal Conrad, and  keep following my career!

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