South Park Gets the XXX Porn Parody Treatment
X-Play & Will Ryder Take XXX Aim at Comedy Central Show
(Hollywood, CA ) A porn parody of Comedy Central’s South Park is on the way from director Will Ryder who promises four main ingredients when the movie from X-Play hits stores in January 2013.
“Boobs, broads, banging and bewilderment will be in full bloom as Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny get a first class sexual education that will knock their teeth out,” Ryder said as he prepped final details for what could be his funniest movie yet.
Beautiful big-boobed blond Katie Summers has signed on to co-star in what could be the most irreverent, grossly amusing porn parody ever which will spoof the already unthinkable situations South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone leveled on multiple generations of fans through their popular television show. The TV series started in 1997 and is still in production today.
“This is just too enticing to pass up plus we wanted to do something different and delving into the animation world to create a real life porn parody is quite challenging,” X-Play co-producer Scott David said.
Ryder has enjoyed huge success turning popular animated TV shows into porn parodies most triumphantly with The Flintstones a XXX Parody which he directed for New Sensations.
“There are unique challenges in bringing cartoon characters to life and getting them into situations that allow the free flow of sex but we have a script that will allow this to happen in a very lively way and there is a huge fan base just waiting,” Ryder said.
For now the producers are keeping quiet on many of the shoot details except for the fact that the movie will start with Kyle’s 18th birthday party. The very thought that a porn parody of South Park is in production will either piss off or flatter Parker and Stone and the other executives at Comedy Central.
“Fuck them,” Ryder deadpanned before flashing a smile.
“I think these guys can take a joke. I saw the Book of Mormon at the Pantages Theater.”
Word is that cast members will be singing funny songs South Park style while naked.
How about, since Cartman likes the “fuckin’ Jew” schtick, he can play the producer who calls his co-producer a “cheap jew” for under-cutting performer rates and getting them to work in a worldwide, high-distribution project for practically nothing, but then its discovered both are really behind the scheme, and then Cartman in the end admits… “Hey we’re all fuckin Jews!”