Thanks Ed FROM http://www.nypost.com/
Ryanair is planning to screen porn on its flights.
Boss Michael O’Leary said he hopes to launch an in-flight web offer that mimics hotel room pay-TV services.
Passengers would be able to log into a Ryanair app using their iPads or smartphones. They could then pay to gamble, play games, watch a movie — or even view sex scenes.
Mr O’Leary told The Sun: "I’m not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices.
A spokesman said: "Nothing has been decided as yet." But Bob Atkinson, of Travelsupermarket, said: "There may be a market for porn in hotels, but that’s in the privacy of a room. Anyone could see it on a plane. It’s wrong."
The problem is, that when you’re looking at smut in a hotel room, you have free reign to just whip it out and go to town. You really don’t have that option on a plane. I’m thinking a lot of dudes are going to be asking for blankets and doing the whole thing where you prop your knees up to prevent the classic grade school “blanket bounce”.
I feel sorry for the guy that ate Del Taco and has to take a serious shit while the bathroom is occupied by furiously masturbating businessmen.
I don’t understand people have to watch porn to jack off?? fuck that! just go out and get a broad man!! why would u want to watch PORN to jack off?? some of us are just soooo lucky!!