Panty Hose Prank Calls

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ARLISLE, Pa. — A central Pennsylvania man who made more than 400 lewd prank phone calls in a single day has been sentenced in a second case related to a two-county investigation.

Forty-three-year-old Rip Alan Swartz said he’s "ashamed" over the thousands of obscene calls he made over the last five years before a Cumberland County judge sentenced him to probation on Tuesday.

Swartz was arrested a year ago after he repeatedly called a Hooters restaurant. Authorities say Swartz called businesses trying to get woman to talk to him about pantyhose.

Last month Swartz was ordered to spend at least nine months behind bars after pleading guilty to harassment in neighboring Dauphin County.

Swartz told the judge he hopes to complete a treatment program and put the calls behind him.

6 thoughts on “Panty Hose Prank Calls

  1. Mmmmmm…..anyone got the number for the reporter for the original story? Is it a woman? I would like to call for more information. Just a few times. Mmmmmmm.

  2. Jerkuliscious says:

    Back in your hole.

  3. I’m not sure how to work that into the conversation but thanks for the suggestion.

  4. @Brandon Iron
    Your ‘She Is Half My Age’ series has presented some provocative pornography, sir.
    Some well dodgy scenarios also, but, nevertheless – bravo?
    Regards
    Randal X
    From Hell

  5. I am happy to know there is internet in Hell, Randal.
    I never explored the value of panty hose prank phone calls in the series and I think we all suffer because of it. I’m sorry.

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