NL- Great question about who should be up for the awards this year and which movies stand out. Thank you K. What are the best porn movies you’ve seen this year? I think the season started last October. What was memorable to you? What scenes? Who are the hot rising stars?
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Off the top of my head, I can only think of one big budget movie that flew OVER the radar (lol) and that is DP’s Top Guns. I haven’t seen Star Wars yet, I am hoping it’s as great as it’s potential. I also have the Hulk right here waiting for me, lol.
I loved Hustler’s Ghostbusters, Raven Alexis rocked it!, Hustler’s Lady Gaga, where Helly blew it out, Also the group scene in Gaga, is nom worthy. Hustler’s TSA, Your Ass is in Our Hands, was a really cute movie, with solid sex scenes, especially Diamond Kitty & Evan Stone in the bathroom. It was the best couple’s scene I have seen this year.
I really like the whole concept of DP’s new Cherry series, and so far it’s amazing.
That’s my thinking out loud, how about you? I’d like to continue this discussion as you & I see new movies.
I agree I thought Top Guns was good too but by reading the latest press releases, I could be wrong but it seems like they might be pushing for Fighters to be their big budget AVN movie. Maybe I’m wrong but at least that’s what I’m reading into what the releases are saying.
FUCK these parodies! Where are the REAL porn lovers? Men or women?
Where are the sex lovers? Or is this Industry too jaded to take pleasure in sex?
Every parodie I have ever seen was shit. I can’t understand how the industry can have so many awards shows when all they produce is parodies and gonzo “I fucked yo’ mama” or “bopping the babysitter” scenes.
Believe it or not at one time the industry put out some great movies (Sex World, Taboo, 3AM, Misty Beetoven, The Erotic Adventures of Candy, etc…) that just also happened to have great hot sex scenes in them as well. Edit out the hardcore sex scenes and the movies would still stand on their own as a decent flick.
This chick’s too hot to be Gaga. I like the beer cans as rollers.
Whenever the Hulkster parody flew across the counter here, I just about pooped em’. Me and my manager threw it into the store player, stoked to see our childhood hero, who’s grown into a parody of himself, make his porno debut.
What a terrible after-thought of a porno. Mike Quasar pegs himself as a funnyman, and proved just how unfunny he is by botching what could have been the greatest porn of all time. Evan Stone played a terrible hulkster with three lines that were’nt even that funny. We were shocked when we were calling for him to rip the shirt off and start doing the Hulkamania Pose-down during the first fuck scene he was in, but apparently Quasar wanted to stick to the source material of the stupid reality show, when he should have just ran with making fun of Hogan the whole time. The entire movie should have been about the over-the-top Hogan character. Instead, they spent equal time on Linda, Nick, and Brooke. These three fuckheads aren’t funny or entertaining in real life, so why would I give fuck about a bunch of faked-up whores and mopes portrayals of them?
Don’t even get me started on the fuck-scenes, which were absolutely terrible. The girls all closed their eyes and screamed for the entirety of the scenes. Just ridiculous, fake orgasms all around. Are all “couples-friendly” porn scenes like this?
I seriously hope Hogan sues for this shit. I’d love to see quasarman pay for fucking up something so simple.
I don’t want to see porn stars act. They can’t. Or they act in only a LIMITED sense.
What about looks, location, chemistry, lighting and video angles? I thought that’s what makes a good sex scene.
Like Manuel and Katsumi’s Cumshitters scene. Or any one on one scene with Manuel for that matter…
This is why homemade amateurs are kicking the crap out of the adult industry. Someone better act like Google and capitalize on that shit….
And ‘Video’ is not dead! Its like saying nobody reads hardcover anymore. The adult industry should just focus on higher quality and distribution to blu-ray. There’s something to be said for the boxcover model.
Yeah, Evil Angel VOD, I’m looking at you. Don’t do that shit! DVD’s/Blu-Ray still matter!
Sadly, mon freres, the contagion is about to spread East – Dawn of the Dead stylee.
These despicable, creatively bankrupt ‘parodies’ are soon to decorate, read: denigrate, porn shelves here in the UK; the market being created and promoted by the largest chain of porn emporium’s on our fragile isle.
Don’t expect a return to hardcore form anytime soon, whilst these misappropriations of erotica continue to collar dollar.
Well put, Randal.
Parodies don’t do near as well here (my particular store and neck of the woods) as they did when they were a new and neat thing. It’s the whole “couples” thing. A lot of ladies can’t come to terms with the fact that dudes jack off to porn. They think it’s “cheating”, when in reality, it’s just part of our pre-programmed agenda. So, they say shit like, “you can only watch porn if you watch it with me” Then, to excuse themselves from the terrible, dirty disgusting filth of the evil porno, they put up barriers like “i need a story” or “it can’t have facials”. Yeah, you really need that extremely sub-par D-movie script and acting to make the fuck-scenes legit.
Like Jerkulicious mentioned in a previous thread, porn is a mastubatory aid. No matter how much smoke Paul Thomas, Axel Braun, or Will Ryder may blow up your ass to make themselves seem like something that’s above being a smut peddler, it’s all smut in the end. Whenever the movies over, and the wife’s in bed, the dudes put it back in and pause it on that one awesome shot of Kagney Lynn bending over in a g-string and blow an underwhelming load, all the while wishing they could go back to the hour long fap-marathons brought on by “real” porn.
Fartz. You’re brilliant.
People shouldn’t be ashamed of watching porn. Parodies are just a cop-out to that notion…
I have to give it to Jewel Box Films and Cherry Episode 1 it had a great set up and story and some of the hottest girl on girl scenes I have seen in a while
Thanks very much, I’m here all week..
You make an excellent point about the limited novelty value and diminishing returns, Fartz; however, given that it costs £4000 to have any film, from a mainstream short to a feature porno, certified by the BBFC for distribution in the UK, the market can be carefully crafted, overseen and managed by way of limited promotion and availability. I don’t know how it is in your neck of the woods, dude, but here the suppliers CREATE the demand: ‘choice’ is an illusion of what is made available. It’s merely a microcosm of the wider capitalist, commercial sector.
And so it goes.
Origen: I also enjoy reading your thoughts and opinions. It’s nice to witness your return to these dark arcs of blart related arse.
It’s a fucking free for all here, Randal. When you have distributors like IVD1 around, it makes it possible for anyone with a little capital and the balls to take on a community of utter hypocrites to start a small rental/sales business. IVD1 pretty much provides direct dist. for damn near every porno ever created, and offer shit-tons of daily deals on older re-stock. This includes deals that change by the weak. One week they’ll have Diabolic/Anabolic back-catalogue going for $1.75 apiece sold fifty at a time, and the next week it could be Vivid for $2.00 apiece, etc.
I don’t think there’s any board of certification, as in the US, it’s only cool to be a depraved perv in a secret life that you can’t reveal to the public. I really don’t see a board of average Americans putting the stamp of approval on Max Hardcore or JM productions, only to bring obscentiy charges to them later.
My bosses don’t look at numbers at all. They just follow trends and trust smoke-screen publications like AVN and XBIZ to tell them what our customers want.
Even though the store here is only 12 miles away from one of the biggest cities in the country, people out here all drive pick-up trucks with anti-obama stickers, have either really fat or really old and leathery wives, and collect unemployment because they’re union and don’t want to work. These are the kinds of people that cheat the system and then call out the president as a socialist. Not because they have any real intelligence or beliefs, but because Fox News told them so. Real indignant sons of bitches that need to shut the fuck up and move to Texas already.
This particular community wants hardcore and amateur more than anything. Oh, and interracial too, because you can’t have a rural-oriented community without having racist assholes who have a secret affinity for seeing white girls get fucked by black dudes.
Well, I originally hammered out a long-winded response explaining the distribution model over here, but it vanished when I hit “submit”. I’m not typing all of that again.
Does the distribution model coincide with obscenity law over there? I can’t see a movie getting the stamp of approval, only to be deemed obscene down the road.
Shame, that would have made intyresting reading..
To answer your question, Fartz; any material deemed ‘obscene’ – if it isn’t already wholly legally unacceptable, ie. scat, beastiality, puking etc. – can be excised, usually by trimming or cropping a few frames to make the image appear complicit, as per the guidelines.
It also isn’t unknown, however, for entire scenes to be dropped to make the disc pass muster. Although, hilariously, distributors are often too cheap to have a UK specific boxcover printed and just resort to a laser printed facsimile of the US or international sleeve, resulting in boxshots of promised action, or specific performers, missing completely from what you think you’re buying.
I always appreciate animated debate about why Belladonna can’t be found licking her own bloody vomit from a public urinal, or whatever, on the DVD, with our more demented punters.
*sigh*
You people!
Please, Randal. You sound like a cool dude and should post more often…
That’s very kind of you, Origen, thanks. Always appreciated to be endorsed by a Legend of the Bible. Go in peace, etc.
And yeah, the customers, the customers, my porno bro.. To avoid a dissertation, what I will say is it sharpens your instincts for evaluating people in the street.. And in a weird way, at work, you kind of know what it’s like to be a cop: that knowledge that everyone is lying to you all the time ;D