NL-These last two stories go together so well!
from cnn.com
Radiation from cell phones can possibly cause cancer, the World Health Organization said today.
The agency lists mobile phone use in the same "carcinogenic hazard" category as lead, engine exhaust and chloroform.
Its been common knowledge that the 2 are linked almost as long as there have been cell phones. The phone companies downplayed the situation.
Can’t sell phones to folks if they think they are gonna get the big C!
Don’t worry — someone will come along peddling cell phone condoms to save us.
Peddling’s not enough, Micheal.. We need strict regulations forcing everyone to use this cell phone comdom. I mean, think of the children!
This just in: Text messaging “may” cause Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
Oh, the humanity!
Also, this just in. Tweeting all day causes brain damage.
Also, this just in. Naomi Campbell is pissed at “Bliss” for referring to her as chocolate. Cadbury is completely bewildered, but go figure with an anglo elitist name like that. Next they’ll be promoting “Jungle Bunnies” for Easter.
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/naomi-campbell-vs-cadbury/123
The cell phone may be killing the Honey-Bee population too. Haagen-Daz is funding research to find out what’s killing them off.
Really, Haagen-Daz huh? I didn’t realize their interest were so strong in honeh…
Shit, I don’t know if my comment went poof or not…
Some comments on the Naomi thread accuse her of being a diva for being upset with Cadbury. I disagree. Naomi should not be referred to as something chocolate you’d eat. She’s a mainstream level supermodel, not a porn star. If they had a brand of white chocolate and using a milky white supermodel it would be just as offensive. This was a rather caddish move on Cadbury’s part and more evidence of the pornification of society. These cads need to bury this “better than Naomi” ad.
Ha! I knew there’d be a benefit to not having a cell phone, besides being enslaved to the goddamn thing like everyone I know that has one.