NL- ok, obviously this is a parody of Lindsey boxcover, but the news is real…
from CNN.com Lindsay Lohan taken to jail after being sentenced to 120 days for violating probation with arrest in necklace theft case.
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You can tell thats the parody, in the picture the Linsey lookalike is wearing panties.
LL had much better boobs. Way better. How an I get a conjugal visit?
In a perfect world, the judge would give her a choice between a year in jail and a year in porn. I guarantee you she’s depraved.
Lindsay Lohan, Lizzy Grubman and the Long Island Lolita; the 3 embarrASSmEntS of Long Island.
The “Fully Loaded” Lindsay was born the year I graduated High School, and grew up in Cold Spring Harbor, close to where I used to live.
She was amazingly hot when she was doing the Disney movies with the big natty tits and all. It’s sad to see such beauty and talent go to complete waste.
Success rhymes with excess which often turns it into failure.