I can’t believe it is 2011..
I hope this is our best year yet.
Did you make some resolutions yet?
Let me know what they are, and if you break them you have to confess also.
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Happy New Year! No resolutions but hopes more porn stars unretire and a few retire for good.
Happy New Successful Limitless Year to you! No resolution, just a revolution. (smile)
Shelly Lubben says:
‘No resolution, just a revolution.’
Wishful thinking, better luck in your next life; and by the way, there is no such thing as a “limitless year”, you moron. A year in our Roman/Christian calendar is 365 days; it starts on January 1st and ends on December 31st. Every 6 year old knows that, but apparently you don’t, although I can’t blame you on that, you’ve lost your grip on reality a long time ago.
Go fuck yourself throughout 2011 and beyond.
Shelley, if God told you to go back and do more porn would you do it?
Happy New Year Cindi!
My resolution is to shave my ass and get rid of these dingleberries.
So Jeremy, are you going to shave your ass in front of a camera and fuck a retard afterwards? That’ll make a proper sequel to your “Take a Shit, Bang a Retard” masterpiece. I can imagine you bending over, shaving your asshole with one hand, jerking off with the other hand and muttering the line:
“Every time I shave my ass, I have to beat one off.”
And the retard is sitting on the toilet, watching you shaving your ass while she’s taking a shit. Man, oh man, it’s gonna be a monstrous hit.
That’s right, I’m gonna grow a bush of dingling- berries-under-there hair-do-doo, then shave it for all my fans, then select the winner live on line from all the submissions for the “Bang-a-retard” contest. Then I’m gonna sell my dingleberry bush on e-bay to the highest bidder.
“Bang-a-Retard” contest is a good idea, Jeremy, but can’t you bring back the same retard you fucked in the original “Take a Shit, Bang a Retard”? That’ll give the project a sense of continuity. Let’s put it this way: When Harrison Ford played Han Solo in the original Star Wars, he reprised that role in The Empire Strikes Back and The Return Of The Jedi. After the success of Star Wars, George Lucas could get anybody, John Travolta, Jack Nicholson, Robert Redford, but he brought back the same guy, even though at the time Harrison Ford was not as famous as the other guys I listed. Continuity in cinema is an important thing, my friend.
We can have an alt-version of T-Rex’s “Bang-a-Gong”, called “Bang-a-‘Tard”.
“Well you’re dirty and sweet, cat in black, don’t look back, and I love her… (etc)
Get it on, bang-a-‘tard, get it on!”.