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Well the question of the day is… WHO WILL PLAY DOROTHY?

My first guess is Sunny Lane, she is the perfect mix of adorable and bubbly, but then there is singing required and I saw her Glee try out, so, it’s not Sunny…

I have a clue that will help that I will put up later, but please  make your guesses……….

Follow the Yellow Brick Road; Wizard of Oz XXX on the Way from X-Play
 
(Hollywood, CA) Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion and the Tin Man will soon be skipping down the Yellow Brick Road as X-Play and adult movie director Will Ryder are set to produce Not the Wizard of Oz XXX a vibrant porn parody of the epic classic movie The Wizard of Oz.
 
The movie to be shot in 3D might be the most ambitious production in the history of adult cinema and tells the story of Dorothy and her fantastic encounters with the Wicked Witch of the West, the Munchkins and finally the great Oz.
 
“Everybody loves the 1939 classic movie and parts of it still scare the hell out of me like the Wicked Witch and the flying monkeys so this movie is going to be a significant bench mark in porn history,” Will Ryder stated.
 
“Dorothy embodies everything that is good in the world because she is so beautiful and pure but the production details are immense and I can promise that this movie is going to totally flip you out,” Ryder predicted.
 
The lead role of Dorothy has been cast but will remain a secret as preparations for her original musical numbers have been in the works for months and are now being recorded in a North Hollywood studio.
 
“I can’t believe I’m playing Dorothy in Not the Wizard of Oz XXX,” the anonymous lead actress said.  “This is going to be the most amazing time of my life.”
 
“She’s absolutely perfect for the part and Judy Garland would have been proud of her playing her most famous role because the girl can sing like a bird,” stated co-producer Scott David with a wink and a smile.  “I hope Liza Minnelli loves this movie when it comes out.”  
 
X-Play has been on a roll the past few years with many of the best-selling porn parodies on the market including spoofs of the Brady Bunch, The Cosby Show, Three’s Company, Bewitched, Monday Night Football and the classic movie Airplane.
 
In August a spoof of M*A*S*H will hit stores followed by the September release of the highly anticipated Not Charlie’s Angels XXX which is sexy send-up of the 1970s Farrah Fawcett era television detective show and might be the best movie the Hollywood based company has created so far.
 
“We’re having so much fun working here at Hollywood & Vine and are really excited to be able to finally announce Not the Wizard of Oz XXX,” Ryder rejoiced.
 
Not the Wizard of Oz XXX is destined to be an adult cinema classic and will thrill audiences this fall.