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When I was a wee little girl I used to watch reruns of the TV show Batman and think how hot he was. When I became a grown up, I used to watch porn movies with Dale Dabone in them and think how hot he was. Well folks, my worlds just collided in Axel Braun’s perfect casting of Batman XXX!
When this parody was first announced about six months ago, the original cast was supposed to be Nick Manning as Batman and Kris Slater as Robin. Nothing against those guys, but now that filming is done, Dale DaBone as Batman & James Deen as Robin couldn’t have been more PERFECT in the roles. Take a peek. I got a feeling this movie is going to sweep the awards…..
WOW!! The Best Porn Parody to date!! Axel has done a great job! Jeff Mullen’s parodies and other hack porno companies don’t even come close as far as… well everything. Script, wardrobe, production details, camera work,editing etc…
Axel has demonstrated that he could do more than porn!
Just fabulous! That is the truth!
One of my favorite shows as a kid….now it will never be the same…and thats not a bad thing. Im going to get this DVD…who’s got a good price on the blu-ray?
Nick Manning would have been horrible as Batman. That guy is better suited for the porn parody of “The Hulk.
I think Kris Slater would have done a good Robin. Even better, how about Jeremy Steele as Robin? He is the perfect height and build for it. Also, he’s always trying to figure things out and analyze stuff, just like Robin.
You damn fucking well know that a Wonder Woman parody is next. Eva Angelina would have been perfect…but she is retired. Maybe Rebecca Linares, but the Spanish accent could kill it. Carmen Hart would look cute in that outfit. The lasso of truth would now be the lasso of fuck. Wonder Woman lasso’s you, then fucks and sucks you so good you will tell her anything she wants to know.
Some more potential porn casting possiblities:
Wolverine-John West
Professor X-Dave Cummings
The Punisher-Lee Stone
Supergirl-Avy Scott
DareDevil-Dale Dabone
Elektra-Sunny Leone
Howard the Duck-Jim South
Iron Man-Peter North
My cast for the porn Spiderman:
Spiderman-Kris Slater
Mary Jane Watson-Tori Black
Harry Osborne-Jeremy Steele
Aunt May-Nina Hartley
Uncle Ben-Dave Cummings
J. Jonah Jameson-Rod Fontana
Gwen Stacy-Memphis Monroe
Thanks Goatlord.
I stopped by the set of This Ain’t Avatar XXX the other night for a few hours and Axel gave me a copy of Batman XXX. I had a great time watching it and I thought it was excellent.
all i did was say thank you goat lord and i was put on mod approval… Cindi??
*SNORE*
…when will this sitcum fad ever end? They’re not sexy. If I wanted comedy I’d pull up the Best Bush Moments on youtube.
I’d watch this only because of Tori Black and James Deen’s sex scenes, which I actually hope isn’t with each other because I’ve already seen that before.
Seriously, I think that it’s time for directors to scope out other locations for their movies than to continue utilizing the same sets OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I swear, I’ve seen that metal room set with that big circular grate in WAY to many porns now – hell I’ve even shot a scene there.
I know you wanna keep budgets down, but show me something new.
I don’t know…he may have change but every scenes I’ve seen with James Deen the guy was extremely lame.I real wonder who buy those s….. parody thing.I guess it has to be the same crowd that buy the Pirates thing.
“…when will this sitcum fad ever end?”
It’s funny how people act like this parody thing with porn is some kind of new thing. In reality it’s been around for more years than I can even count.
For example, Two Hot, the first movie featuring The Love Twins was a parody of celebutaunts like Parid Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and the Olson Twins and the E! True Hollywood story thing. And that movie came out many years before the so called “parody craze” took place. Many years before that we had Tawny Roberts in “Sopornos 4”. Many years before that there was Devon’s movie “How To Marry A Millionaire” which as you know is a Marilyn Monroe classic.
So ya, this parody thing isn’t going anywhere because it’s been a mainstay in our industry for years and years and years. Why stop doing something that you know makes money? That would just be stupid.
But Kelli, “Sitcums” HAVE been around for a long-time BUT they have not always been lucrative ventures. The high demand for these types of features is the “sitcum fad” I was referring to.
I just wanna know when people get tired of them.
How about Wizzrd of Oz??? that WILL be a good one for who ever directs it..LOL
End it with an H.R. Pufnstuf homage. All the elements are there: Witchy Poo, a magic golden flute, Sigmund and the Sea Monsters, Bugaloos (which sound slightly illegal),and the name. Pufnstuf. Come on. Too easy.