Casting Couch: Not Charlie’s Angels XXX Leading Ladies Announced
Here is one of the try-outs. Notice how Will makes everyone undress, even James… hmmm
(Hollywood, CA) In what has become the biggest casting endeavor in X-Play history, Charlie’s finally got his angels as three beautiful ladies have landed coveted lead roles in Not Charlie’s Angels XXX in what will be a thrilling co-release between X-Play & Adam & Eve Pictures. The action packed adventure will be directed by the 2010 AVN Director of the Year Will Ryder and is a sexy flashback to the feathered hair days of the 1970s.
Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas have beat out over 130 girls and will become Jill, Kelly and Sabrina playing the parts made famous by Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith and Kate Jackson.
Not Charlie’s Angels XXX will be the biggest television spoof in porn history and the award-winning producers at X-Play have been working closely with Adam & Eve Pictures to guarantee that this will become the biggest blockbuster of the year.
Scores of girls came in to Hollywood to read lines with producers Scott David and Jeff Mullen during a month long process showcasing the talent of porn actresses on full display. Some girls that will not become angels will be rewarded with parts of villains and other supporting roles. Those roles will be announced soon.
“This was quite a process and it was wonderful seeing all of these beautiful girls come in to read dialogue. We had girls of all types and styles coming in and I applaud them for putting in the effort to be a part of this movie but unfortunately there are only three angels and we’re thrilled with our selections,” stated Mullen.
“Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play are completely committed to this production so it is a perfect piece of teamwork to continue our lineup of stellar television show parodies,” stated Scott David X-Play co-producer who has co-produced some of porn’s biggest hits including Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX and Flight Attendants.
“This is really going to be amazing,” stated Adam & Eve Pictures contract superstar Bree Olson. “I’m honored to be an angel and I can’t wait to catch some bad guys and have some wild sex plus it’s been a couple of years since I worked with Will Ryder so that is going to be really special.”
Ryder shared those sentiments and looks forward to working with Bree but was also stoked about the addition of Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas rounding out Charlie’s gorgeous angels.
“Everybody knows what a superstar Sunny Leone is and she is beautiful beyond words and Bree Olson is about as hot as they have ever come but I have to say that the final straw that makes this combination of angels so perfect is plucking out Andy San Dimas from a cold reading,” Ryder stated.
“I had never met her before but she came in and just killed it. I mean this girl is super talented and quite beautiful and I know she’s excited to be in this movie. I think she will find out that this is no joke and unlike anything she’s ever done before.”
James Bartholet will play Bosley and was present during many of the auditions.
“X-Play is the best in the business period,” Bartholet exclaimed. “Nobody puts in the intense level of detail that these guys do and all you have to do is look at their awards for proof. I can’t wait until they start rolling cameras and we get to hear Will Ryder call action.”
The actor playing the role of Charlie will remain a mystery.
Not Charlie’s Angels XXX is set to begin production in March for 12 days.
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I have to say that James Bartholet took off his shirt without any prompting from me just so the girls wouldn’t feel uncomfortable being naked. Eric Swiss snapped that photo and I just thought it was everything that an audition is not supposed to be lol. I fucking love this business! I have to find room for some of the girls that didn’t become Angels.
That’s what I figured, although I was gonna add that James was just trying to get them all hot and bothered so the girls could show how sexy their characters can act.
It looks like he’s got the authentic 70’s chest hair look down, as well.
more parodies ?? fuck , this jerks do not have any creativity
Will!!! You didn’t think I would make the perfect Sabrina??? Once upon a time you were a fan…I was the first girl you ever shot and now a forgotten porn chick fading….fading….fading
bustin your chops handsome! COngrats on getting it rolling! Do your thang bad boy!
Were there any Asian girls in the 70s version of Charlie’s Angels??
They should have a moment in the next Charlie’s Angels where 3 girls that look like the movie version (an asian, a Dru Barrymore and a Cameron Diaz look a-like) run into the original trio and they all look at each other funny (like, huh?).
And them fuck themselves silly with dildoes.
Will Ryder says: “I have to find room for some of the girls that didn’t become Angels.”
Nobody’s playing Cheryl Ladd’s Angel?
Mariah Milano Says:
Will!!! You didn’t think I would make the perfect Sabrina??? Once upon a time you were a fan…I was the first girl you ever shot and now a forgotten porn chick fading….fading….fading
Will, for your next comedy Mariah on the set 😉
Congrats for the casting Andy and Sunny are good choice, probably I would have prefer Kayden for the Farrah Roll but she is a contract girl…Bree is ok too.
Good luck with the movie, sure it will be a hit 😉
Mariah – “Will!!! You didn’t think I would make the perfect Sabrina??? Once upon a time you were a fan…”
Sure, Will was a fan…when he was sixteen! Will has clearly moved on from his teenage porn crushes.
Mariah – “I was the first girl you ever shot and now a forgotten porn chick fading….fading….fading”
I predict another Milanoized op/ed about the absurdity of pornographers always looking for ‘fresh’ talent.
I keep wondering why Mariah wasn’t casted for one of the Jersey Shore parodies. Not that I would ever watch it(the characters in that show are simply too annoying for me to bear) but her looks are ideal for pretty much any role in a Jersey Shore parody.
Good to see you didn’t miss a chance Sammy…same goes for you newklear. 😉
Will is older than me Sammy…I was the first girl he hired for his first porn film in 2000. Ask him. He was shooting music videos before I think.
Damn can’t I kid around with someone without the lonely haters injecting their negativity into it?
WTF? I actually complimented you this time around. In fact I’m mostly nice and always respectful to you.:)
come on newklear….you think saying I could be on that stupid show about no class Jersey Italians is a compliment? You tell me how that’s not an insult and I’ll say I’m sorry. You’ve been tough on me recently. Maybe sammy’s negativity is contagious.
I have never watched that stupid show nor would I watch anything like it. I saw it on the news recently and thought it was nauseating the levels people will sink to be famous.
Out of curiosity I just watched a couple of minutes of an MTV “Jersey Shore” episode. That’s about all I could bear…
MTV stands for “Mindless Television”, and that’s truly what these so-called “reality” shows have become at this point.
Mariah, you can’t possibly look any worse than the show is already, to begin with. Just because you’re Sicilian doesn’t mean you can’t play a “no class Jersey Italian”, as you call it. Playing a character doesn’t mean you are that character in real life.
That’s why we’re called porn “actors”.
The best way to do a parody of a show so stupid is to subtly make fun of it, even as you try to be as “real” and in the moment as they are (which is not too much of a stretch).
Some shows, if done well, deserve a good porn parody. Others, on the other hand, are so bad to begin with, that a porn parody seems like the only thing that might make it worth watching.
Whether it’s mainstream or porn, it seems a lot of shows are going for the lowest common denominator for ratings. Pornographic representations of such muck is apropo. It’s ALL pornography, really.
Hey Will; You know who would be a good asian angel? Tessa Ryan or Rush whatever she has changed her stagename to, over at Type 9, She has done some work and pretty good too!! Quick call Kevin.
See, I’ve never watched it either. We do have something in common.:)
Perhaps I should have made myself clearer. There are two XXX parodies of Jersey Shore being made; one by Zero Tolerance and the other by Taryn Thomas’s company. I meant to say that you would make an excellent casting choice for either of them because you have the right look.
Waiting for your apology.:)
Btw. I’m one of the old geezers who actually remember the times when MTV was actually about music(and not necessarily about bad music). Wonder when it all went wrong.
Well, me being a conspiracy theorist, newklear, I think we’ve been intentionally dumbed down over the years. Also I believe the music industry controls things so that artists who are too talented and controversial (more so in any intelligent vs. profane sense) stand not much of a chance. It’s the corporatization and thus the murder of creativity in it’s purist sense. That’s why he have these pathetic redundant remakes of old hits but done way worse and lamer than the original. Not an excess of creativity or originality. The same with movies. They have to keep remaking shit (titles and/or scenarios) as if they fucked it up the first time instead of coming up with something new (parodies of, including porn parodies not included because that’s another ballpark). Info and entertainment is controlled more tightly I believe then people would dare or care to imagine. There’s plenty of talent out there, but you gotta find it.
well let me be clear…he said I “Look like any of the people on the show” not that I could play one of them. Big difference.
No, I did not! Just look at my post for goat’s sake! I said that your looks (specifically your skin tone, hair, and curves) are ideal for a role in a Jersey Shore porn parody.
“Will is older than me.”
I’ll have to see the lie-detector printout on that statement. hahahaha
Again, Mariah fails to realize asserting Will Ryder was ‘sixteen’ when he first laid eyes on her ‘pre-plastic surgery’ porn work wasn’t anything less than a dumb joke.
Newklear, the only way Mariah will forgive you is if you repeatedly vote for whatever internet award she’s trying to get this week…
Even though he just recently attacked me, in newklear’s defense, he did differentiate between the intolerable characters of the show and their look.
I’m sure you’re much more picky about it than I, but there’s nothing really that wrong with how they looked from what I saw; more so with how they behaved. Then again, I didn’t spend much time watching it.
I know that Sicilians are usually very touchy about being mistaken for Italians, regardless of class or trash levels (I had a psycho Sicilian gf years ago).
I don’t take roles I play seriously or allow them to define me, even though people such as newklear do. If someone thinks I’m a natural at playing some kind of loser character they think is laughable or beneath them I just take it that I’m a good actor.
Because, the bottom line is it’s all bullshit, anyway.
I’ve more than once have proven that I can work for some of the top directors and companies as well as wear some of the nicest threads to impress those who are so impressionable. I’m sure you have as well, so don’t worry about what others say. Don’t be afraid to even look ridiculous because what does it matter what others think? In the scope of time they’re all just farts in the wind, anyway. Why do we have to always impress people at every moment?
The bottom line, it doesn’t matter what others say. No one’s opinion is truly objective and there’s always a bias for some reason.
People lash out at others when they represent something they feel has hurt them in their lives.
Some hate people because they’ve been alone their whole lives. Some hate truth because they’ve been believing lies…
“I keep wondering why Mariah wasn’t casted for one of the Jersey Shore parodies. Not that I would ever watch it(the characters in that show are simply too annoying for me to bear) but her looks are ideal for pretty much any role in a Jersey Shore parody.”
They have orange tans from over baking in the tanning bed, huge blown out hair and tacky long ass acrylic nails. I have my nails done too but they aren’t 2 inches long. They look as tacky to me as their personalities are.
If you meant well thank you 🙂
(sigh) You’re welcome
I know you are from California, but they aren’t “stooping” that’s how they really are. They are living sterotypes.
Jeez folks. I get the flu and am out of commission for 4 days and I return to this? lol. In my opinion, Mariah is hot as hell and one of my all time favorites and I am more than sure that I am old enough to be her much, much older brother.
thank you Will 🙂
Will may be a few years older but he’s still a sexy motha fucka so you do your thang Will Ryder! 🙂