Scott & his Best friend
Hey Cindi, just wanted to send along this little note to say hello and let you know what everyone’s favorite ex-porn journalist has been up to since ditching Los Angeles and heading back to Boston to start anew.
I’m still writing for Hustler, actually have two articles coming up in the next few months. I also just wrote a piece on porn and technology for MIT, and will pass it on to you when it gets published. Also been writing some porn scripts, which I must say is kinda fun. Aside form that, I’ve been working on some pieces for a few Boston papers and just published the 3rd issue of my new online dog magazine Mass Arf (www.massarf.com) which is a huge change from the days of writing about drugged-out whores. It’s going pretty well so far and I’m getting some press from it (The Boston Globe’s Nov 15th Sunday magazine will have a Q & A with me about leaving porn to work with dogs). Hopefully I can turn it into a full-time job.
Hope all is well!
Scott Fayner
How are you doing without the girls and parties of LA?
I’m loving life not having to deal with the every day existence of a porno chick. The last one I had to deal with was Charley Chase who is a darling, but sometimes a handful. As far as porn parties, I hadn’t gone out for a while when I still lived there, so being without them wasn’t anything different for me.
What do you miss most?
the thing I miss the most of course is the weather and my good friends (human and canine).
How’s the girlfriend situation?
I’m currently looking for love, but with things like google I have a hard time being taken serious by women because of all the things I’ve written and have been written about me that they all seem to read hours before the date.
How’s your Mom?
My mother is doing quite fine. She loves having her son back in Boston. I’m still getting used to being called "sweetie"
Do you LIKE the cold weather?
I do not like the cold weather. In fact, I cry almost every morning because it is so cold.
Tell me about your typical day?
My typical day goes like this: up at 7, walk the dogs to Dunkin Donuts. Back by 8. Fuck around on the computer for a few hours. Go to the dog park. Work. Eat. Work. Get stoned. Watch t.v. Eat. Work. Take dogs out. If I’m lucky, I’ll go on a date. Otherwise, I’m focusing on working for once in my adult life.
And of course gotta ask, are you behaving and staying "clean"?
Yes, I am still clean. And behaving, too. When a friend recently told me of a bar where "anything goes" I remember cringing and refusing to go along. I guess I’m getting old. Fuck!
“which is a huge change from the days of writing about drugged-out whores.”
I think Fayner used to collect drugged out whores.
He actually looks healthy here (a vast improvement to his porn days). Good luck to him on his new life.
He was one funny motherfucker when he was in charge of the LukeFord brand.
Good to hear he survived Porn Valley to tell a few war stories to his future grandkids.
No wonder he’s an annoyance, he’s from Boston.
Oh thats explains well someone else in this board!!!
Shhhhh, Im just kidding!!!
Fuck this cokehead douchebag…. When I wrote about the 08 exxxotica this guy actually copied and pasted my text on his site so he could line by line tell me why he thinks I suck, when he doesn’t even know me. He said I was trying to bite him and his style. NEWSFLASH, until Darrah sent me the link I had never heard of this clown. Then I see he’s got a pic of himself on his site with coke all of over his nose and I think, wow, what a real winner.
And the fucked up part was that Darrah said I should be FLATTERED that he wrote all that shit because she’d been linking to his site all the time and he never communicated or mentioned her.
SIX MILLION MORE
Well Scott has been writing about porn for ten years. So yeah you should be flattered. I was after what Mike South wrote about me. lol They know who you are.
http://www.mikesouth.com/reader-mail/just-when-i-thought-the-doors-were-closed-2219/
personally, rehabbed or not, i think the dog is better looking
whats with the Fnord though?
I respect what people do, it’s all good, but you remember that shit right? For some reason he felt compelled to write that long ass shit. It was excessive. Like ok, enough already. In my mind people only react like that when they feel threatened. Ok so I would have wrote about it differently now, but shit, being emotional about shit is for women.
I “took” Luke’s name. So they fuck around with me and spell my name wrong all the time in various ways. Started on XPT.
Why did you want to do it in the first place? just wondering
Do what? Take the name Ford?
yeah
So I guess that means you don’t read my blog? lol
For the last time, the reason why I named myself Darrah Ford.
November 4, 2009
Got this comment the other day and how people seem to think I can’t criticize when a porn company, or whoever, rename a porn star to a name already taken by someone else all because I took Luke Ford’s last name.
We’ve seen how they’re even recycling former porn star names too. There’s Digital Playground renaming their newest contract girl Heather Starlet to Janie Summers when there was already a well known 1980’s porn star named Jamie Summers. There is whoever it was naming 18-year-old Mallory Rae though there’s already a model with that name. There’s also Misti Dawn though there was well known 1980’s porn star Misty Dawn.
Luke had up this post “I’m Looking For Some Bitches To Take My Last Name”. I went to Luke’s cam and asked him if I could be his bitch! I went to his cam to see the expression on his face and if he would truly be okay with it. He was happy with my decision and seemed flattered that a woman wanted to take his last name.
I got his permission people! I also would never go as Darrah Ford if Luke was still porn blogging. But he’s never coming back and is happier blogging now about Judaism. I was first only going as Darrah and was even thinking going as Darrah Michaels. But when Luke made that blog post more than a year ago, the names together sounded right and I had a good feeling about it. I know I will never be Luke Ford and pale in comparison. The name just clicked with me and it seemed right.
In Luke’s blog post, palestine4ever had pointed out how former porn star Cynara Fox was now going as Lucie Ford. I reached out to Lucie on Myspace and told her my story and how she was part of the reason I named myself Darrah Ford. Sadly now, Lucie hasn’t logged into her Myspace since July after being physically attacked in her home after a burglary.
right, I did know that… why not use your own alias
That is my alias. I was only going as Darrah but then went as Darrah Ford after his bitch post.
Yo Al, why not show Fayner what’s up…change your moniker to Al Ford and rip HIS prose off now that he’s totally out of Porn Valley and spending half his day picking up dog poop!!!
Otherwise, have a nice cup of STFU ya whiney little Brazilian Wax Job…hahaha.
just like the glickster
In that case, all you bitches can call me Sammy FORD from now on…hahahaha
I’m sure he likes the last name Blanco a lot
al, do you remember this past summer between sophia and jeremy’s fights. how when sammie and third axis would chime in. she does have some nice come backs with names, like “third of ass” and “sammie sucks alot of dicks”.
So is that a no to a reunion tour — Fayner/Blanco: Blogging Their Biggest Posts.
I’d writing battle him, but I’m pretty sure I would be dead with the amount of coke he needs just for a morning pick me up
yeah I remember em Jerry lol…. I never had beef with Sophia, but she also dissed my writing once. Fortunately it was not readable “looooooser”
hey al, while i’m writing this while unable to sleep, i’m sure you wouldn’t do so anyway but don’t lose any sleep over someone who disses your writing who can’t even spell or analyze things without misinterpreting them, as has been shown over and over…
someone with whom you can repeat the correct spelling of a misspelled word or the correct application of a piece of misconstrued logic over and over but whom still won’t get or accept it;
an attention whore with severe attention deficit disorder, so bad she can’t learn anything despite repeated attempts at presenting it, perhaps compounding by an purely idiotic pride which refuses to learn anything because it would associate that with admitting defeat, “inferiority” or something of that nature…
the only way to take any such koo koo “criticisms” is with humor, but i’m sure you already know this
there are many different walking cases of insanity, some cases are locked up, others have been able to keep out of the mental house, although they should definitely be there; it’s just like how there are still crooks roaming around, not all have been caught…
You can spell you just can’t do anything else right or nice!
I meant right, I’m tired from dealling with you!
Come on! You two are a couple of obsessive/compulsive verbal masturbators. You have your own goddamn thread to blather this inane bullshit to each other. I wish you would just get together and fuck each other in the ass, beat the shit outta each other, or better yet, just shut the fuck up already. Self-absorbed, attention-deficit, infantile morons.
Sorry, Jeremy, at least you make some sense… but this Sophia/Jade compulsion is more than a little psychotic, dontcha think?
All I wanna know Jeremy and Sophia is, how was the sex?
alright 3rd, i’m just having fun here until she accuses me of whatever problem she has next
to answer your question al, personally, i preferred jerking off
YoHo actually had my back with the Gayner thing. He commented on the article at his site and said I was quickly becoming his second favorite adult writer after Gayner. Don’t know if he still feels that way.
Right on, Jer. I do enjoy your world view; no offense intended. But the more you encourage the village idiot’s writting… I mean writing… the more space gets wasted in the world. Just sayin’.
And, HAAHAA! I can imagine that jerking off required a lot less listening to her psycho-babble (;^P
Peace.
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