From AVN.com by Dan Miller (NL-I think AVN will forgive me for grabbing this whole story to get the word out)
LOS ANGELES— The family of Wicked Pictures publicist Heth Mares was badly injured in a car fire Sunday morning when they were driving to San Diego for vacation.
Mares’ husband, father-in-law and two children all suffered severe burns from the fire that destroyed the Dodge Caravan in which they were traveling on the Interstate 5 freeway in Santa Ana, Calif.
Her husband Stephen Mares remains in Santa Ana’s Western Medical Center Burn Unit, where he will undergo another skin graft surgery on Friday. Her five-year-old son Seth and two-year-old daughter Sophia were released from the hospital Monday, while her father-in-law, Stephen Sr., left the hospital Wednesday.
The Mares family lost most of their valuables in the blaze.
“We were on our way to San Diego for vacation on Sunday and a tire blew, then we were trying get over to the far right lane, and before we could even get to the side of the road the car was on fire,” Mares said Thursday.
“I jumped out of my [passenger’s] side because the fire hadn’t gotten up to my front seat yet. I went to go back to the sliding door to unbuckle the kids. My father-in-law jumped out to try to get to the kids and he went right into flames. The flames had already engulfed that side of car, so he caught on fire.”
Mares said that the struggle to get the kids out of the van continued as her husband tried to free them.
“My husband couldn’t get out of his door, so he went through the middle to try to get the kids, but the flames were flashing into my son’s face, so my husband closed the door because he didn’t want them to get burned any more,” she continued.
The fire melted the middle door shut, trapping her husband and kids.
“People were stopped on the side of the road to try to help but they couldn’t break the windows. My husband was trying to break the window from inside, I could see him using his body weight,” Mares said. “Then I remembered the back hatch was unlocked and I ran to the back and opened it and they crawled out that way, that’s how they got out. And then 30 to 40 seconds later the car completely went up in flames. The fuel tank blew.”
Wicked’s longtime publicist said she was grateful to the people who stopped their cars to help.
“I’m very grateful for that. I don’t know their names… The fire department was wonderful and Wicked has been very generous, the whole Wicked family over there. They have called me and sent gifts and sent money and I appreciate them very much for the well wishes and love.”
Mares’ kids suffered second-degree burns on their faces, hands and arms; her daughter had third-degree burns on her legs.
“They’ll be fine, they just need physical therapy so they can start using their hands again and their fingers,” she said.
“My husband needs two to three skin graft surgeries. He had the first surgery a couple days ago and it went well. … Hopefully he’ll be released on Monday or Tuesday.”
She said her father-in-law endured second- and third-degree burns on his face, torso, arms and legs. “And me, I had some tiny little spots of burns on my arms, but I was really the lucky one. But I feel even more lucky because my family, they survived.”
Mares said her husband Stephen has no medical insurance.
“And he needed the most surgeries so we are desperate for any help,” she said.
Wicked Girl Jessica Drake said Thursday, "Heth is not only our publicist, but a friend as well. I can’t imagine the pain that she and her whole family are going through, and I just want people to know that any type of help is greatly appreciated. I know times are tough these days for everyone, but I think that with our collective efforts, we can really help them get through this.
"Whether it’s a card, a monetary donation, clothing, toys or a gift card, everything makes a difference."
The Mares family has set up a Paypal account for any donations to help their recovery.
To donate, log onto paypal.com, click on send money and then type in hethmares@yahoo.com. Mares said anyone that would like to contact her may also email her at her Yahoo address. She will be checking her Wicked email for company business next week.
Drake has set up a P.O. box for Mares where clothing, gifts, or donations can be sent to Mares’ family. This box will accept any kind of package.
Mares Family Relief Fund
11024 Balboa Blvd. Box #758
Granada Hills, CA 91344
In addition to their van, the Mares family lost the following items in the fire:
Digital camera
Video camera
PS3
PS3 games: Mercenaries 2, Little big planet, Metal gear solid 4, Sid Meyers Civilization
2 PS3 controllers
Memory stick pro 4 gig
Nintendo DS
Ninetendo DS games: Strawberry shortcake, cake mania, cooking mama, brain age, Mario party, Touchmaster 2
PSP
PSP movies: Stealth, Family guy, short circuit, not another teen movie
Vsmile Cyber pocket blue
Vsmile smartridge games: Cars, Nemo, Spongebob, Wall E
Ipod shuffle
Mov.ox media player
Blu ray movies: Transformers, Wall E
Portable car dvd player (w/2 screens)
Half of their clothes including:
Stephen Mares Shirt: 2XL, Pants/shorts: 46, Shoes: 12 Jacket: 2XL, Socks
Stephen Mares Sr. Shirt: Large, Pants: 38, Shoes: 10, Jacket: Large
Heth Mares Shirt: Med, Pants/skirt/shorts: 5, Shoes: 10, Jacket: Med/size 5, Socks
Seth Mares (5 years) Shirt: 5, Pants/Shorts: 4/5, Shoes: 11 ½, Jacket: 5T, Socks
Sophia Mares (2 years) Shirt: 2T/3T, Pants/Shirt/Dress: 2T/3T, Shoes: 7, Jacket 3T, Socks
Wish list:
Wii (recommended for burn physical therapy for children)
Wii Rataoille, Bakugon, Spongebob
Legos (good for physical therapy of the hand)
Dolls
Grocery store, Target & Walmart gift cards
Children’s Books
Childrens DVD’s
Coloring books
Learning workbooks
Diapers size 4
Unscented Baby Wipes
Wow … I have no doubt this was the devil. I will definitely be sending this family prayers and donations.
You’re right girlygirl but you need to look on the positive side. Nobody died and her family has the opportunity to be happy and together again.
Of course. And what a blessing it is that God’s angels rescued her and her family!
You’re right about that.
“The devil, god, and the angels” had nothing to do with this. It was a tragic event that occurred due to simple physics – friction and heat.
I wish the family a speedy recovery.
Read “Piercing the Darkness” by Frank Peretti, Third Axis. Might give you a different perspective, even though it’s fiction. Great suspense book. Demons and angels are involved a lot more than you think!
Read it back in the ’80s when it came out, along with his other books. Like you said, fiction. I was part of the charismatic Christian movement beginning back in the late ’70s, and I’ve seen//heard it all. Like I said, fiction.
No hate, just facts…
Not all fiction is based off of fiction ya know…
I’ll place my trust in facts, thank you. Facts can be proven empirically, and not left to blind faith or baseless interpretation, like the existence of deities both good and evil. Peretti was writing works of fiction, and I’m pretty positive that he never saw angels or demons unless he was hallucinating.
At least porn tells it like it is in reality.
porn has nothing to do with reality except the fact that a penis is entering a vagina or whatever other hole.
porn is all fantasy.
pretty interesting that you place so much trust in porn being reality, but not God ….
Girly Girl, here are some definitions of reality:
‘Something that exists independently of ideas concerning it.’
‘Something that exists independently of all other things.’
‘Something that constitutes a real or actual thing, as distinguished from something that is merely apparent.’
So in that sense, a penis entering a vagina has more basis in reality in compare to the concept, or shall I say delusion, of a powerful deity who has created heaven and earth in 7 days and watches and observes your every act and despite the fact that he loves you, but he has created a place called hell to send you there and punish you for all eternity if you’re not obedient enough and if you don’t stick your tongue deep enough up his holly asshole. Are you fucking with us or do you actually believe in this shit? I’d like to remind you that we’re in the 21st century, not in medieval times. Since medieval times, we had some advances, for example we learned that the earth is niether flat nor the center of the galaxy, and the sun does not revolve around it. We also learned that life on this planet had existed in many forms and shapes millions of years prior to christianity.
Furthermore, we learned there was an Egyptian god named Horus, and after the Roman empire declared christianity as their official religion, they desinged the character of Christ based on the Egyptian Horus. There was a man named Jesus of Nazareth who rebelled against the corruption and injustice of his time, and he was executed by the Romans. But he was an ordinary man, a rebel, a revolutionary. He was no god, he did not heal the blind, he did not raise the dead, he did not walk on water and he did not raise from the grave after 3 days. All these fairy tales were adopted from the story of the Egyptian god Horus and added by the Roman church almost a century after the death of the Jesus of Nazareth. It’s amazing how some 2000 years later, there are still people like you who have no idea of what took place then and what’s happening today.
Thanks, Colonel. Summed up nicely.
GG23, I don’t believe in any gods, angels, devils, demons, water sprites, trolls (except those here on the message boards), or unicorns. And I’m sorry to hear that your sex life doesn’t include “porn sex.” Mine does.
To each their own “reality.”
interesting false reality you’ve made there colonel. unfortunately, hell and “getting to heaven” have nothing to do with what you described. if you know so much about this, how come you don’t know that heaven has nothing to do with obedience?
heaven is a place for people who love God.
hell is a place for people who want nothing to do with God. eternal separation from Him.
i guess he created hell for people like you who hate Him. that way you don’t have to be miserable spending your eternity with Him. instead, you can spend it with the devil who you apparently are more fond of.
or do you think nothing exists when we die?
no devil, no hell, no heaven, no God?
just a big bang and a “prophet” named Jesus who lied about being God and died on a cross because He really wanted to believe His lie.
Girly Girl vs. the Colonel, round 3:
Girly Girl: heaven is a place for people who love God.
The Colonel: Define love. Tell me what is the love of god, and how do you represent the love of god? If there is an almighty powerful deity, convince me why does he need you to demonstrate your love for him with complete obedience.
Girly Girl: Hell is a place for people who want nothing to do with God. Eternal separation from Him.
The Colonel: No dear, hell is not a place, hell is a concept; and the moment you apply that concept in any religion, and not just christianity, that religion collapses altogether. Because if there is a god, and if he is all good and all pure, he can never create something as horrible as hell, and he can never be the eternal tormentor of those who disobeyed or misunderstood him.
Girly Girl: Do you think nothing exists when we die?
No devil, no hell, no heaven, no God?
The Colonel: I believe the existence of our consciousness will continue after the death of our bodies, but it will be in a different form. So in that sense, the answer to your question is yes, our earthly lives will end with our death, and this physical form will no longer exist after we die.
Girly Girl: Just a big bang and a ‘prophet’ named Jesus who lied about being God and died on a cross because He really wanted to believe His lie.
The Colonel: First, the big bang theory is outdated. Now scientists discuss the string theory, the theory of everything. Based on this theory, the big bang was not the definitive moment of creation. It was only one of many explosions that occour in multiverses all the times.
Second, Jesus of Nazareth never claimed he was god, and he died on the cross not because he believed he was the god, because he rebelled against the corruption and injustice of the Roman empire. All fairy tales that made him into a god were adopted from the stories of the Egyptian god Horus almost a century after the death of Jesus of Nazareth. You may or may not know that early christianity teachings were entirely different from the teachings of the Roman church. Those teachings were based on many gospels including the gospel of Mary Magdalene, the gospel of Judas, the gospel of Baranabas, etc. In none of those gospels, Jesus is described as a god with super powers and capable of performing miracles. He’s described as an ordinary man, a teacher. After the Roman empire declared christianity as their official religion, they prepared what is the bible today. They ommited all other gospels including the ones I mentioned from the official version of the bible, and only included the books of John, Luke, Mark and Matthew which were telling the story of Jesus as a man/god hybrid. What you believe as christianity today has nothing in common with the life and teachings of the real Jesus of Nazareth. There are more than enough sources you can use to do your research and learn the history; and I suggest you do that before coming on a porn message board and spewing fairy tales about angels and demons.
I still say God is a women!
I’d explain it to you Colonel but my last post was erased by mysterious cercomstances. Look here’s Gods love in a nut shell, you ask for forgivness, your forgiven, God loves you. You forgive someone else, your free’d from hate, God loves you… no mater what you do Gods love is always there for you no matter what, even in your darkest hour and you’ll be able to overcome any road blocks with Gods love!
So believe in the power of god and ask for forgivness and learn how to forgive, and you’ll have God’s love which will keep you protected from (evil) and trust me it’s out there. It deleated my last post. So excuse me if this anwser is thrown together but my last post disapeared…
Dear Colonel there is a Hell! I’m not sure where it is but it’s there and the Devil , loves attention but demands a higher price from his followers? Demons exist in all religions. Phycic’s know of their existance. One rights me all the time and him and I both prey every night before going to bed.
I don’t know why the Devil exist but I believe God needs him to exist, because without evil there can’t be good! Could there? If there wasn’t any bad how could there be any good. Plus tempting people with evil is a sport for God and the Devil: “how many souls each side can win.”
Oh, please, girly girl, you’ve been on here before, spouting your Christian bullshit. Save it for the “moral minority,” because it doesn’t hold any water here. This is a porn site, plain and simple. You, Shelley Lubben, and your ilk are anathema to those of us who don’t subscribe to your moronic ideology and hatred of our lifestyle and enjoyment of free sexuality. Christianity is the epitome of oppression. Take it elsewhere. While you’re at it, suck some cock and try to enjoy it.
There is NO god. There is NO devil. There is only science and logic. Now shut the fuck up.
This is not Morality in Media. Go debate religion somewhere else.
Even the scientists are starting to believe that their might be devine intervention behind things. Everyones done good and bad things, no ones all bad 100% and nobody all good 100% of the time! Shit happens… that’s life and not everything can be explained away by science or logic. My dad gives me a hard time, everytime I say well their had to be a logical reason why that man mudered his wife? My dad said: “there’s no reason he’s just evil!” That’s the reason.
My friends boyfriend took her kid from her years ago, wana know what happened to him? He worked on high power lines (and my friend cried and cried over him taking her kid before he died) anyway, he was Buzz electricity went threw his body he was killed instantly, fell a 100 ft, and hit the ground, dead!
I used too make fun of her cuase 6 guys she dated wound up getting killed including my dads friend, who killed himself. I said do you tell your boyfriends to get life insurance before dating them?
Was my friends X husbands death an accident or devine intervention? I’ll never know.
But it did mess up her kid because he was only 3 yrs old when it happened. And he cried and cried because his dad loved him and he was too young too understand that his dad died, so he just stood their day after day next to the screen door, waitting for his dad, because he thought he had abandoned him, and no one could tell the little boy otherwise. It really messed up my friend and she started crying…
My son got messed up because he always believed his dad would come back after abondoning him at 4. So at 10 or 11, he came back then went back too jail wrote him from jail, and told him to go to court and wait for him. So my son waited in that court room for 6 hours for his father to show up whom never showed up. My mother was with him and told me I was lucky I didn’t have to see his disapointment. Not many things break my heart but that did! It’s one thingfor his dad to hate me for whatever stupid reason he had, but to reject his kid, when no one was demanding money from him and all we wanted was him just too see his kid. So one day Cody’s dad majicly reapeared. But this time my kid told him at 15: “look
you MF if YOU EVER pull that kind of shit on me again I will beat your ass!” Ireally couldn’t blaim him. Could you? Custady battles suck my parents did that with me, its horrible for little kids to be in the midle of their parents legal fist fights, I should know
She wound up getting an education as a Dr’s assistant, and got maried after gaining custady of her son, and is living a great life. I never wanted custady of my son, but saw him every Sunday, and that was OK for me. But men shouldn’t take kids from their mom’s, unless thier bad moms, it messes up the moms and the kids.
Sorry about the grammer and spelling mistakes my g phone wouldn’t let me scroll down and edited. Or someone might have spy wear to this phone and is doing it on pupose. Either way sorry about that…
Sorry for the spelling and grammer errors there is someone with spy wear hacked into this phone and is deleating my posts and messing them up. I will no longer be writting posts on this phone. Sorry this is why I don’t post.
sure, wanna email me? i’d really like to know science and logic created the universe. could someone please explain to me (in a kind manner, perhaps) via email? much appreciated!
“Was my friends X husbands death an accident or devine intervention? I’ll never know.”
Someone’s death can not mean “divine intervention”. By definition it refers to any statistically unlikely but beneficial event, such as the survival of a natural disaster or terminal illness, escaping a life threatening situation or ‘beating the odds.’ Divine (or “devine” as you spell it) intervention refers to surviving, not dying. If someone was electrocuted by a power line, fell 100 feet and survived, then it can be argued that it was divine intervention.
Nevertheless, girlygirl asks if there is a science and logic to the universe. You might be interested in a book called “Science and Sensibility: The Elegant Logic of the Universe” by Keith J. Laidler.
Also, some say the Fibonacci spiral scale or “Golden Ratio” is God’s fingerprint.
Good to hear from you, Jeremy, I hope you’re well. I heard you were on a trip. Welcome back.
Speaking of good vs. evil, Lars von Trier’s new movie the Antichrist is out. It’s in limited release, so you have to look for it. This movie rocked the movie festivals around the world to the core and created so much controversy and debate in the recent months. The movie takes place in a world created by satan, not by god; and follows the story of a couple (Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg) who deal with the aftermath of the death of their infant child. I saw it last night, and I have to tell you I haven’t been so divided and shocked by a movie in a long time. I might write a review on it in the next couple of days. I highly recommend it; but be warned: this is not an easy movie to watch, so you can spare the popcorn and save it for the upcoming Harry Potter or Transformers movie.
The Antichrist Trailer:
Hi Colonel, thanks, hanging in there. I’m always on a trip. The last one though really put things in perspective for me. “World Series” starts in an hour and although I’ve grown up a Yankee die-hard fan my otherworldly sense tells me the Phillies will win in 6.
To the artist formaly known as Mr.Fife, if you had a son and your wife had thrown you in jail and wouldn’t let you see your litle boy for no other reason then spit. If they died all of a sudden from tragic unexpected causes, even if it was horible. Of course you’d feel bad, but a part of you would feel like it was devine intervention. Before she got her kid back she was headed into for the darkness, she was becoming a drunk/junky, but when she got her kid back, which was all she wanted she had too become a responsible again. She got her shit together and lived hapily ever after… Now to me the death of one asshole and yes I knew the litle boys father, so my friend could live hapily ever after (trust me) he’s not missed!
Hi Germy, good to see ya back.
Coronel, the “lost Gospels” has some crazy shit on their own and put Jesus doing even crazier shit and miracles that the one in the official 4 gospels.
But that shit will fit right into Lars Von Trier film, since the lost Gospels seem to believe in two Gods, one Bad God that created the physical world and is the YHVH of the Old Testament and a Good God represented by Jesus (his divinity was more like the one of the Mormons, he was a God so every body can become a God too!).
I wonder if Lars Von Trier got the idea from those Gospels.
The idea of two gods, the ultimate good vs. the ultimate evil had existed in almost all of the ancient religions, from Sumer to Egypt, Persia, etc. I don’t think Lars von Trier took ideas from a specific religion per se. Rather, he’s playing with the universal concept, the nature of good and evil, and poses the question: what if this world was created by an evil deity; how would things be then, and what would be the consequences of our actions? To find out how he answers those questions, you have to see the Antichrist. You may or may not agree with the main theme of his argument, but rest assured, the movie will shock you to your very core. I guarantee that.
Ola Rics,
Interesting- that “Antichrist” trailer, at the very end shows a softcore shot of Dafoe and Gainsborg fucking in the woods. Any “Hey kids, don’t watch this!” warnings before we see this? After all, aren’t we supposed to display a puritanical existence, of Good ol’ American violence movies and such?
Hey Colonel, what do you think about 2012? No, not the movie by that name (which looks to be pure exploitative nonsense with absolutely zero spiritual meaning behind the impending disasters) but in regards to what’s specifically maybe gonna happen?
Isn’t everybody wondering? Maybe the latest tabloid headliner for a while. Return of Nostradamus, Nostradumbass and other thrift store charlatans…
Main things to be concerned about in 2012:
Sun is going to line up with the center of the galaxy. This could lead to the next ice age, which certainly must be a bitch for your heating bill. Possible polar shifts (that’s gonna fuck up your residence), dimensional shifts (that’s gonna fuck up all your tense) and let’s not forget some planet called Nibiru which will be coming right at you and will also happen to be passing by the same time as our star comes to face the center of the galaxy (seems like crazy timing).
I’m most impressed (thus concerned) about some astrophysicist named Paul La Violette who says this, that and the other… relating to an ice age.
Scientologists are standing by waiting to lead you to the mothership so please send me all your money and I’ll make sure some of it gets to the proper channels so that your contribution counts. God Bless us all… bah!
Also, Colonel, you said “…if this world was created by an evil deity…”
There are those who say that those who run things actually believe this world was created by an evil entity, thus explaining and justifying their actions of going along to get along, I guess.
There’s that aspect to look at… but the trailer I saw looked more like a supernatural thriller.
Jeremy Stelee says:
‘Hey Colonel, what do you think about 2012?’
I’m aware of, and concerned about the galactic changes that may occour on or around 2012. They may cause planetary disasters; they may also have significant positive or negative effects on our consciousness. However, everything is speculation at this point, those galactic changes will apparently occour, but there’s no hard evidence to support any of many the-end-of-the-days theories. In other words, we don’t know how those galactic changes will effect our planet and our lives and to what extent. So I prefer to remain skeptical until proven otherwise. But one thing’s for sure: humanity is down the drain, so even if no catastrophe happens in or around 2012, we’re still in a world of hurt. We may escape the galactic disasters, but we can never escape ourselves.
As for the movie the Antichrist, what’s shown in the trailer is the tip of the iceberg: this is one extraordinary movie with everything from deep philosophical discussions to XXX rated sex scenes, unspeakable violence, terrifying hallucinogenic images and much more. I can’t discuss the details without spoiling them, I can only recommend the movie. It’s one hell of a movie. Seeing is believing.
Colonel I had a friend work on The Antichrist and he said it was a very intense set, but every once and awhile they would goof around.
Like you and Milk, I wont go see it. I have enough reality and reasonable fear, I don’t need Willem Dafoe scaring me to death thank you.
Does Willem gets to boing Ms Gainborough for real? A German fucking a French again!!!
And does he commes blood!!! I dying to see that!!!
There is genital mutilation a la In The Realm of the Sences?
That’s interesting, Kay, what did your friend do on the Antichrist? Still, I hope you watch the movie so we can talk more about it.
And Harvey, you’re giving away some of the shocking details, man. Anyway, here is what happens in the scene you referred to:
***SPOILER ALERT***
Charlotte Gainsbourg crushes Willem Dafoe’s testicles with a block of wood, the pain driving him unconscious. While he is still unconscious, She masturbates him until he orgasms, ejaculating blood onto her shirt and face.
***END OF SPOILER ALERT***
This is only one of many, many shocking scenes in the movie. See the Antichrist, Uncle Colonel says.
Thanks for that, Colonel. That movie sounds way too disturbing to me. I’m gonna stick to more wholesome things, like porn…
Oh yeah, man, the Antichrist is a disturbing movie; and I believe it’s a good thing, it makes people react, think and talk about it for years to come. A Clockwork Orange, The Exorcist, Salo (The 120 Days of Sodom) were disturbing movies, too; but look how they inspired generations of filmmakers and people still talk about them 30+ years later.
Colonel you go see Milk and I’ll see the Antichrist.
My friend is a sound tech supervisor. He’s done a ton of IFC Films.
Jeremy I’m with you, more of the wholesome porn!
define wholesome, what is wholesome to you?
“She masturbates him until he orgasms, ejaculating blood onto her shirt and face.”
So Lars is a Cannibal Corpse fan?
fucking some holes = (w)holesome…
compared to colonel’s sick spoiler… personally i can’t imagine how a person can bust a nut after have his nuts busted…. that’s hollywood, i guess
You and Milk, Kay, not a good taste in movies, my dear. See.The.Antichrist. Thank me later.
And Harvey, Lars von Trier is crazy enough to be a Cannibal Corpse fan. I think you’re referring to Cannibal Corpse’s song I Cum Blood off Tomb of the Mutilated album. Classic fucking death metal at it’s best. Good call, Mr. DA.
And Jeremy, I see the whole busting the busted nuts got you thinking, too. I couldn’t figure that out, either. The movie is filled with insane sequences like that, apparently they’re happening in a nightmare rather than in the real world. The movie does a fine job at blurring the line between the reality and hallucination. Man, you sat through 500 Days of Summer, now you’re telling me an art movie is too much for you? I’m not buyin’ it, Jeremy, you’re better than that. You’re a movie buff like me, and that’s why I know you’ll love the Antichrist, even though it will disturb and shock you.
I saw Antichrist at the NYFF a few weeks back. Someone had a seizure and had to interrupt the first showing and about 50 people got up and left towards the middle. The older woman next to me, on the other hand, was totally laughing her ass off.
Please Colonel you are such a homophob! I like my movies like I like my directors, to have not rapped a 13 year old girl.
And don’t knock 500 Day of Summer.
You need more of those in your life then The Antichrist. That movie only feeds your psyche that the world and relationship are doomed.
Go see Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs and laugh a little. You have to much doom and gloom in your life!
jeremy, i was actually addressing my question to kay about what she defines as wholesome but thanks though.
Right, Kay, who are your favorite directors, *Mrs. editor of a political magazine*, huh? List 5 people. Let me guess: Gus Van Sant, director of Milk, the buffoon who became the Hollywood’s laughing stock after his utter failure at re-making Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho in the late 90’s; and that asswipe who made the cartoon idiot fest Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Tell me who else is in your list. How dare you to tell me to go watch that cartoon shit? I don’t laugh at those movies, I laugh at the people who go see them. It’s not my fault that the world is such a fucked up, doomy, gloomy place, but I admire artists like Lars von Trier who dare to say it like it is. It’s important, specially in the age of Meatballs and Harry Potter and Transformers and Paranormal Activity. What the fuck is Paranormal Activity? This porn whore forced me to take her to see it last night. After watching that pile of homemade shit, I wish I could fist fuck the director’s throat so his teeth meet my raw goddamn elbow. Shame, shame, fucking shame. I need to go see the Antichrist for the second time to wash off the bad taste of Paranormal Activity. Do not see Paranormal Activity, Uncle Colonel says. It’s one hell of a rip off and there’s nothing to see, don’t let the hype fool you.
And by the way, I didn’t see 500 Days of Summer, and I’m not going to. Cheesy, Stupid love stories make me sick in my stomach.
Pornfan I was being sarcastic like Jeremy was.
But you know what it is, Disney is the epitome of wholesome!
And Colonel you already know my top five directors, and if you don’t I’m going to think you don’t really read my e-mails or listen when I’m talking.
Just like a guy to not listen and stare at a girls chest. Pornfan I’m being sarcastic again.
Its amazing how bright the conversation is here…Sophia and Steele(when he is battle with her and of course “Roy”) dumb all this down. When there still were great film magazines someone would write 5000 words about von Trier and his use of blood and sex.
Milk was an excellent, yet very depressing movie. Sean Penn was incredible in it and we should all do a fraction of what Harvey Milk did for civil rights.
Hey Colonel, 500 Days of Summer has some good quotes. Some moments might be up your alley:
“Roses are red, violets are blue… Fuck you, whore!”
Paul: Did you bang her?
Tom: No!
Paul: Blow job?
Tom: No!
Paul: Hand job?
Tom: No, Paul, no jobs. I’m still unemployed. We just kissed.
Summer: They used to call me anal girl.
[Tom spits out the champagne]
Summer: I was very neat and organized.