Seymore Butts Being Impersonated
*Notice to All Adult Performers *
*Notice to All Adult Performers *
Chatsworth, California – September 21, 2009 – It has come to our attention that a person has set up a Facebook account portraying himself as Seymore Butts (Adam Glasser).
We are aware this person has been contacting adult performers about appearing in a production called “Around the World in Eighty Lays.”
Please be advised this person is not the adult film producer you know as Seymore Butts nor is he affiliated with Seymore in any way, shape or form. While we have no control over the situation, we do apologize for any inconveniences and are currently taking action to resolve the problem.
Any further questions on the matter can be directed to Star at teamtushystar@gmail.com.
Maybe the fake Seymore can make a watchable movie.
Can a cage match be arranged between the egos of RealSeymore and FakeSeymore?
Otherwise, you have to admit — the FakeSeymore has about the same level of creativity, maybe even more, with an upcoming release title like that.
If you’re ”impersonating” Seymour Butts, don’t you have a tad too much time on your hands?
I’ll bet the Fake Seymore could have made a better cable “reality” show.
This FakeSeymore dude is getting a lot of press…someone should sign him up before his ego gets as oversized as the original.
Or better yet, maybe the FakeSeymore could actually enjoy (and hang onto) banging the likes of Shane, Taylor Hayes, Alisha Klass, and Mari Possa.