MORE Porn Parodies to Cum, Will Ryder what have you DONE?

NL- New Sensations has already done parodies of The Office, Friends, Seinfeld, and 30 Rock, which is not out yet.

NEW SENSATIONS ANNOUNCES ADDITION OF ‘CHEERS’, ‘TRUE BLOOD’, ‘BUFFY’ AND ‘LOST’ PARODIES TO LINE-UP
 
CHATSWORTH, CA – September 2, 2009 – Underscoring their position as one of the top producers in the parody genre, New Sensations announced today they are revving up for an ambitious fall production schedule, set to begin next week.
 
Currently in pre-production, both “Cheers – A XXX Parody” and “True Blood – A XXX Parody” are scheduled to begin shooting in September at locations in Los Angeles, California.
 
October will prove to be another strong month for New Sensations as “Buffy the Vampire Slayer – A XXX Parody” and “Lost – A XXX Parody” have been scheduled for October shoots. 
 
The studio’s announcement comes as they prepare for the release of two features, marking this as one of the busiest months the studio has seen since they made their early 2009 introduction into the parody genre. Their comedy offering, “70’s Show – A XXX Parody,” will street on September 21 followed by their big budget film “The Sex Files: A XXX Parody” on September 30. 
 
New Sensations will open the set of each parody to the media.  To attend the tapings or to book the casts of New Sensations’ parodies for appearances contact Janeen Gensen at (800)748-6767 or JaneenG@newsensations.com
 

25 thoughts on “MORE Porn Parodies to Cum, Will Ryder what have you DONE?

  1. sammyglick says:

    Actually, Not 30 Rock XXX is available (I saw it over the weekend).

    In brief, it was a waste of time & rental fees.

  2. This is what we’ve done and this excerpt is from the first review that I have read of our just released Not Married with Children XXX and it comes from Art Koch at NightMoves Magazine. He writes in part:

    Just when you think the porn TV parodies can’t get better or funnier, along comes the one TV show that was made for porn. Now the folks at X-Play have taken this sex innuendo filled TV show to the level Fox never could and it is a hilarious blast of laughs and hot sex all wrapped in one delicious package. The casting is spot on with Eric Swiss as Al Bundy brilliant, Brittany O’Connell as Peg is uncanny and Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly simply perfection, even Ms. Applegate would have to give a thumbs up for her portrayal.

    Another solid directing job by Will Ryder brings this entire production full circle. Of all the TV parody films that Jeff Mullen and Scott David have done at X-Play, this could be the funniest and best. This will be a very heavy pre nom in many categories by all of the awards organizations when voting starts. Don’t miss the fun, the laughs and the hot sex in “Not Married With Children XXX”. It is a 5 star winner! ***** End-

    Thats what I’ve done…. lately! Lol.

  3. elglorioso says:

    dont do not Good Times xxx or Not Sanfford and Son xxx….. PLEASE!!

  4. LOL so they’ll actually be filmed before a live studio audience? Not even real sitcoms do that anymore. Great idea though, great way for the studio to make more money and I think it might make the final product more fun, too.

    I wish porn parodies still came up with clever names though. I mean it’s really not that hard to take a title and make it sexual; just using the original title and slapping XXX on the end seems incredibly lazy to me.

  5. The President says:

    Hey Will Ryder, when are you going to make one of these porn parodies really nasty and out there for a change? Sure, it’s cute and oh so funny to see a porn version of a television show, but it would be nice if one of these were actually worth buying for the sex scenes. When can I see Mrs. Brady get a DP from Greg and Peter? Let me know, then I’ll actually bother to give you my business.

  6. Alicia, you hurt my feelings. Actually I have been told by many that “slapping XXX on the end” was brilliant in many ways. I understand what you are saying but to tell you the truth, I was tired of the old titles they used to use in the ’80s and wanted to freshen things up a bit.

    I also want to say that the one thing we are not is lazy as I am just about to leave my office after working on Flight Attendants all night. Really, I hope you get a chance to watch one of our movies and then tell us what you think. Also, numerous sitcoms in Hollywood are still shot with a studio audience so I’m not sure where that came from.

    I would be happy to send you a free copy of one of our movies to watch (You pick the title) if you want but only if you would write a few comments about it on LIB after you watch it. Just trying to get one new fan each day. Have a great night.

  7. I didn’t see the post from President so I will address that now. Mr. President, I too would LOVE to see a bunch of family banging going on in a future episode of Not the Bradys XXX to get your business. However, the cold, hard facts of the sales landscape won’t allow us to do such scenes. In the first Not the Bradys XXX movie we had Marcia banging her brother Greg in a dream sequence and were kept out of a ton of stores and catalogues which really impacted our total sales. The movie is still a huge sales hit but it would have been even bigger so we learned our lesson about what we can do and can’t do in a movie. After a few more volumes, we might be shooting Not the Bradys XXX: Incest is Best as a closer so look for that in 20 months or so (if there still is a porn business…I am totally serious as I doubt there will be because of free porn. Good night Irene and Mr. President.

  8. max softcore says:

    Not Schindler’s List XXX.
    Not Roots XXX.

  9. Here’s some other parody ideas:

    “Not To Have and Have Not XXX” (based on Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall flick)

    “Not To Be Or Not To Be XXX” (Carole Lombard)

    “Not He’s Just Not That Into You XXX” (Ben Aflack flick)

    “Not I’m Not There XXX” (Christian Bale)

    “Not The World is Not Enough XXX” (James Bond)

    “Not Not Without My Daughter XXX” (Sally Field)

    “Not Not Forgotten XXX” (Simon Baker)

    “Not Not Another Teen Movie XXX”

    “Not We’re Not Married XXX” (Marilyn Monroe)

    “Not Not Easily Broken XXX” (Morris Chestnut)

    “Not This Film Is Not Rated XXX”

    “Not I Love You, I Love You Not XXX”

    “Not Do Not Adjust Your Set XXX” (Eric Idle, Michael Palin, etc)

    If someone does a parody of Will Ryder it would be “Not Not The Brady Bunch XXX”, etc…

    I think I’m onto something… Not!

  10. PornNewzNate says:

    Not Airwolf XXX….make it happen Jeff.

  11. Harvey Dent says:

    For the GLBT community:

    Not Queer as FolkXXX
    Not the L word XXX. (I would love to see the latter, LOL).

  12. Lostbutterfly says:

    Gone With The Wind XXX and Star Wars XXX: “Luke may the stiffy be with you!” or “damit Scarlet, I just don’t give a dam, now bend over!” Haha or the Jones Town masacre, were all the religious fanatics have sex then drink poisioned punch, oh and Shelly Luben can play the leader: ” we’ve been saved by jesus, let’s all have sex, what have we done? Sex is bad! Then Shelly tells everyone to drink the punch, and she say’s: “I will get so much attention, and go down in history as the bigest media whore EVER! Bla, ha, ha, ha!” Just joking, get your panties out of that knot they might be in after reading this Miss Saved.

  13. sammyglick says:

    Not Another Stupid Porn Parody XXX

    Abolish Porn Parodies XXX

    As Exciting As Watching Paint Dry XXX

    I Rather Be Jerking Off To The News XXX

  14. The Colonel says:

    Will Ryder says:

    ‘I too would LOVE to see a bunch of family banging going on in a future episode of Not Bradys XXX to get your business. However, the cold, hard facts of the sales landscape won’t allow us to do such scenes.’

    True, sad but true. These days the majority of people who love filthy hardcore scenes are not willing to pay for porn, and those are still willing to pay for porn, want cheesy, crappy, run of the mill scenes and can’t handle anything harder and more controversial.

    Gone are the days of Henri Pachard’s Taboo The American Style. This fucking country has changed into something else altogether and overtaken by a moronic generation of obsessively cautious, ultra conservative paranoid assholes who will do anything and give up any kind of freedom in order to preserve their illusion of family prosperity within their little bubbles and prolong their pathetic lives. Fucking worthless United States of Ame-retards.

  15. sammyglick says:

    This DVD & $4.00 Will Get You Jack XXX

    A Wood Killing Porn Parody XXX

    I Needed This Porn Video Like A Hole In The Head XXX

    The Dumbest Porno Parody Ever XXX

    This Porn Parody = A Cold Shower XXX

  16. Harvey Dent says:

    “Needed This Porn Video Like A Hole In The Head XXX”

    Sountrack by Nine Inch Nails.

  17. sammyglick says:

    Yadda Yadda Yadda Fuck Fuck XXX

    Porn Parodies Without Laughs XXX

    All Talk, No Hot Fucking Parody XXX

    Porn Girls Who Think They’re Funny But Are Not XXX

    Porno Jokes That Killed My Libido Parody XXX

  18. I don’t get the whole parody thing, but it was the thing back when porn first started to make it big on video so I guess it’s repeating itself now. I don’t think it’s funny and to me it takes away from the sex but that’s me. I tend to be a little jaded. 🙂 I know Will and wish him all the best. The ones who are copying are going to kill the trend though so enjoy it while it lasts.

  19. Will Ryder has brought the whole parody thing to a new level that never existed before. I was never a fan of the original Brady Bunch and Partridge Family but after seeing his versions of these, Bewitched, Cosbys and now Married w/Children… if you actually watch them BEFORE passing judgment, you’ll see it is indeed funny. Again, the rendition of the Cosbys was amazing and the Married w/Children is the funniest thing they’ve done yet. Again, watch it first before passing judgment.

  20. Harvey Dent says:

    I forgot to oder my copy of the Cosbys parody, is so wrong that its good.

  21. jeremiahsteele says:

    It seems that those who rag on Will a. haven’t seen his movies (especially of late) and b. have been indoctrinated based on a built up prejudice thanks to old school style “parodies” (which weren’t generally parodies but an ultra-cheap and cheesy rip off). Likewise, the general public used to be feel much less hip and more embarrassed to admit they enjoy porn, and part of the reason likely included the super-lame and horrible acting performances of porno parodies past, and flicks in general, which made the viewer feel more like an idiot for watching in the first place.

  22. sammyglick says:

    I have seen Mr. Ryder’s movies and frankly, they’re lame. Be it Britney Rears, or Not Bewitched XXX, they’re just not good porn. Period. End of story.

    Granted, Bewitched tries hard…but come’on, the only good reason to see the movie is for Nina Hartley. Same can be said for Not The Cosby XXX — for despite the guy playing Cosby’s eerie impersonation (no less in the middle of a fuck-film), the movie isn’t worth the price of a 2 for 1 rental.

    The only director in porn who could actually make a ‘funny’ sex comedy, is John Leslie. Close second is Alex de Renzy’s (Pretty Peaches 1 & 2, Angel Puss, Babyface 1 & 2 et cetera). Now THAT is sex comedy…that is truly great porn. No one is going to rank ‘Will Ryder’ in their league ten years from now.

  23. sammyglick says:

    Also, while Joey Silvera’s movies are not per say ‘parody’ or even ‘comedy’, they are often just that.

    For they are miles beyond the standard ‘parody’, as they are hysterical in either their set-ups within the film (especially his Face Fucking Inc. and Big Black Cock Addiction series) or the title itself (A Clock Strikes Bizarre on Butt Row, White Men Can’t Iron On Butt Row, Wild Bananas On Butt Row).

    Again, Will Ryder can’t hold a candle to Silvera, de Renzy or Leslie’s talent.

  24. jeremiahsteele says:

    Leslie and Silvera are great but I still haven’t figured out the “White Man Can’t Iron on Butt Row” title? It’s been years now since that came out and I’m still like “huh”? If I’m looking to jerkoff I don’t think that title grabs me.

  25. Larry Horse says:

    I think the title had something to do with Joey Silvera and his shirts and either their lack of pressing or need to be perfectly pressed. Joey’s a weird dude, but I think that comes out of too many years in porn. Leslie shot sex better than anyone I can remember, he even made Holly Body look like she knew what she was doing.

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