40 REASONS WHY WHORES ARE MY HEROES
by Annie Sprinkle from her site http://www.anniesprinkle.org
photo by juliancash.com
1. Whores have the ability to share their most private and sensitive body parts with total strangers.
2. Whores have good senses of humor.
3. Whores challenge sexual mores.
4. Whores are playful.
5. Whores are tough.
6. Whores have careers based on giving pleasure.
7. Whores are creative.
8. Whores are adventurous and dare to live dangerously.
9. Whores teach people how to be better lovers.
10. Whores are multi-cultured and multi-gendered.
11. Whores give excellent advice and help people with their personal problems.
12. Whores have fun.
13. Whores wear exciting clothes.
14. Whores have patience and tolerance for people that other people could never manage to put up with.
15. Whores make lonely people less lonely.
16. Whores are independent.
17. Whores teach people how to have safer sex.
18. Whores are a tradition.
19. Whores are hot and hip.
20. Whores are free spirits.
21. Whores relieve millions of people of unwanted stress and tension.
22. Whores heal.
23. Whores endure in the face of fierce prejudice.
24. Whores make good money.
25. Whores always have a job.
26. Whores are sexy and erotic.
27. Whores have special talents other people just don’t have. Not everyone has what it takes to be a whore.
28. Whores are interesting people with lots of exciting life stories.
29. Whores get laid a lot.
30. Whores help people explore their sexual desires.
31. Whores explore their own sexual desires.
32. Whores are not afraid of sex.
33. Whores hustle.
34. Whores sparkle.
35. Whores are entertaining.
36. Whores have the guts to wear very big wigs.
37. Whores are not ashamed to be naked.
38. Whores help the handicapped.
39. Whores make their own hours.
40. Whores are rebelling against the absurd, patriarchal, sex-negative laws against their profession and are fighting for the legal right to receive financial compensation for their valuable work.
41. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A WHORE?
whores lie.
Whores are lazy.
I have made a great effort, but I only wanna suck on straight man dick, and they all want me to dress in drag, which is to me “a drag”, so uncomforable and a lot of work, SO i do with out sex a lot. But i have been quite a great whore, deepthroating life a fiend, getting cum loads on my face in my mouth. But I wish I could do more for (straight) man kind.
Whores write lame, cheesy shit…
Tell us how great we are while calling us whores…
whore, whore, whore, whore… makes me feel special…
whores hump the handicapped.. for a fee… gawsh…
how do we whores teach people to have safer sex doing atms and double anals ?
“whores sparkle”…. there’s something ridiculous about this phrase
“Not everyone has what it takes to be a whore.”
Is Annie Sprinkle the Tony Robbins of porn?
Eeveryone is a whore. Don’t pretend that you are not one.
i’m not a whore, i’m a “model”
Germy, did you not got the memo? Sasha Grey said you are not a whore but a performance artist.
“how do we whores teach people to have safer sex doing atms and double anals ?”
I find multiple anal creampies very instructive.
what has happened to the colonel the last couple of days?
jeremysteeleofpoontalk.com You do not have to work in porn to be a whore. The real whores are the ones that don’t work in adult and just fuck people for the hell of it. They might as well get paid for it. 🙂
No, if you do things for just the shake of doing them you are not a whore, you are a sportman.
Technically the term sports started in that way, people who hunt animals for fun like foxes instead of for eating or selling them.
Those are sluts, and sluts who can make money with their minds and not their bodies never think to become whores.
You dont have to work in porn to be whore, but you have to be a whore to work in porn.
Righ on sir.
Now to Al, so in your opinion, a whore is someone who has sex for a living and a slut is someone who lives to has sex?
Sex as an end or as a mean?
Righ on sir.
Now to Al, so in your opinion, a whore is someone who has sex for a living and a slut is someone who lives to have sex?
Sex as an end or as a mean? That is the difference?
Pornfan Says:
‘what has happened to The Colonel the last couple of days?’
I’m fine Jerry, how are you doing man? It’s been a busy week, plus there hasn’t been anything interesting and worth commenting going on here in the last couple of days. I’ll write a new article soon. Have a great weekend.
My favorite whore quote:
Bob Lemon after he quit the Yankees to let Billy Martin be Manager again, “Every Whore has his price, Meat”.
WhEEERR!(wiping brow) colonel, glad to hear from you! in my opinion you make this board. like you there has’nt been much for me either to comment.(no offense to the powers that be). i was thinking the worst, that you have taken all the shit you can from various asshole posters here, and said “fuck it!” but, on the other hand, i would think you would’nt go out like that.
the general I don’t think so. Plenty of men and women take money, presents and trips from people they are fucking. When you stick around only for the cash and gifts you are a whore. 🙂
Dear Jane B if your mom stayed at home taking care of the house and the kids, instead of working and blowing and screwing her old man, she may not be a dirty whore, but she’s still a whore just the same. Most men will get to an age or weight were they’ll need the services of a wife/whore or just a dirty whore. Either way ring or no ring it’s all the same. Now a slut is just a kinky bitch with a hot squeze box, were one man might not be enough to satisfy her sexual desires. So most porn chicks, except for the high end ones are SLUTS, because the money really wouldn’t be clasified as a whore. I know whores who buy proberty and make from 1200 to 3000 dollars off one guy, with one of my friends squezing out 10,000 out of one of her custormers, she was from Isreal. Pluss sluts have some feellings towards men, were most whores don’t and will take a guy rocketing to the cleaners. Know the diffrence. I know this, since I grew up in the Jewish culture at least my grani kept trying to direct me to a nice Jewish lawyer/doctor not for his great looks for the money. It’s all about the money so if I date any guy who doesn’t have money I feel culturally quilty from years of hearing from my family: “does he have any money?”
Sophia is Jewish? Man, now for sure the Jews have suffered enough. Is she “sethardick” or “asscannazism”?
How bout this Larry Dick and not Horse, let’s play a game and this is how it’s played, after reading this its your turn to “shut the fuck up”, then you can borrow a quarter from your mom and dial 1-800-eat-shit, I love who and what I am and can’t help the fact that you’re a complete idiot. What’s wrong need a clenex, don’t cry, just remember the next time you feel like saying somthing stupid about me, it’s your turn in our litle game pumpkin, and you can “shut the fuck up” thanks for your coment it will be filed away in my “don’t give a fuck file” with all the other stupid shit you’ve said. Have a grat day.
Was that Lary horse because you’re into sex with horses or was that horse because you’re hung like a horse? Ah, pumpkin, I know you think your 3 inches is BIG because it’s fat, but pumpkin it’s not… Shhhh, stop crying pumpkin, that’s what those litle pink pills are for, you know pumpkin, your happy med’s. Hahahahahaha… Now go rub yourself down with lotion and put the lotion back in the basket pumpkin.
Larry, LOL.
But Sophia is becoming a good sport lately, give that to her. She seems less angry and more fun that last year.
Lostbutterfly I am guessing you didn’t even finish high school. You can’t spell worth shit. What the fuck is a grani? Do you mean granny? You seriously are one of the dumbest posters I have ever seen on this site. You are an idiot.
Look Jane BITCH, I have better things to do, then to give a shit about what a NOTHING THINK’S! Are you PMSing take an asprin, and then take a dose of “SHUT THE FUCK UP”. What’s a matter sweety, can’t take your own medicine? See the thing is, I spend my time really writting and editing and not just making stupid guesses, about someones intelegence based on my prejudice about a person being a good speller… God! I can only imagine what a anal retentive asshole like you, must be like, when somthing besides someones spelling comes up. Next time you need to be judgemental about my intellegence, “DON’T!” Stop for a moment, take a deep breath, go and get a quarter and dial, now if you don’t know the number, let me go get it for you, I found it, and you can use your little finger and press the buttons, 1-800-eat-shit… That’s a good little girl. Have a great day, was that spelled well enough for you to read it… I guess when people talk to you, they have to use correct english and can’t just be relaxed around you. Man, what a bitch! I didn’t know you were a literary agent. I’m so sorry I didn’t spell right for Mrs. Supper BITCH, next time you feel like being a critic, and want to write somthing shity about me, go write it on a peace of paper and shove it up your ass! Ahhh, sweety don’t cry, because guess what, I really, really, really, don’t care what a yeast infection like you thinks. Xoxo Jade love ya…
Meow!
P.S. I am NO IDIOT! Go get your looking glass, take a deep breath and make 3 wishes. 1. I wish I was as hot as Jade. 2. I wish I was Jade. And 3. I wish I wasn’t the yeasty bitch that I am… I know I’m a million times smarter, hotter, and just a better person then you are, because I don’t post on porn sights, tearing other comenters down about their spelling? Which is super lame. So whose an idiot: “me or you?” Um, the awnser is you. So the next time you really feel the need to be a super bitch, go and get caught in a drive by. Have a great day yeasty, I mean that’s if your not some guy? Ahh sweety, you can tell us if your stealling your moma’s panty hose out of her underwear case. It’s allright, there’s absolutly nothing wrong with feeling the need to wear a dress, it’s OK, you can tell Jade all about it, and the fact that your parents threw you in the trash at birth is nothing to be ashamed of, or the fact that you might be the product of incest, just stop when you hear those voices in your head that say: “I have to say somthing shity about Jade, I have to say somthing shitty about Jade.” Why? Because I love roasting people who think my lazyness, when it comes to every word I write not being correctly spelled is a form of stupidity which it is not, I have never been an idiot and I don’t intend on becoming one because you think I should and then I shove my writters foot up your ass. Ahhh it’s OK stop crying.
Oh, man. I can’t even touch that. It’s too perfect, as is.
Thank you, “Jade.”
i just love when newbies discover this board or just decide to comment, like they have been posting here for years! hey janeb you just started commenting here so just back off! who the fuck are you? yes you are hot but just another porn whore! yes sophia mispells alot and it is irritating, but to come on here and start to slam her, not fucking cool!! you have to be here commenting for awhile rookie, before you start talking shit!
oh and another thing janeb, long time pornstar vicki vette posts here a bit and doesn’t slam anybody unless they fuck with her first. ahh! vicki vette a 40something hottie who you could never hold a candle to!
bat. shit. crazy. i don’t know who the hell you are, lostbutterfly, but i love you.
pornfan I know Vicki Vette. She is a sweetie and she will also tell you I am a straight shooter. I say what I think and if people can’t handle it to bad. I can post what I want, when I want and I do not need your permission to do so.
Lostbutterfly LOL You are so bi-polar. See a psych, get some meds and try a diet. All you do on here is ramble on and on making yourself look like a total nut job. It is funny as hell. I will have to post this link on GFY. They will get a kick out of coming on here just to fuck with you.
Lostbutterfly you crack me up. Part of me thinks you are crazy, the other part of me likes you. I like people that don’t take shit and actually say what they think. Not like this webcam girl I know that claims she is not into drama, but she starts drama all the time. She evens reads what I post on my twitter on on here. I guess I should be flattered that she cares so much what I do. Stay strong Jade or Sophia or whatever your name is.
Lostbutterfly Girl I think I love you. I love that you don’t take shit from anyone on here. I wish there were more women like you in this world. I had to laugh at what you posted. You are a straight up chick like I am. I fucking love it. Now is your name Sophia or jade?
From catfighting into girl bonding? What next a G/G?
This is hot.
Harvey Dent Cindi told me LostButterfly has a good heart. Cindi is the reason I posted on here. Plus I like that LostButterFly is sassy and handles herself well. Women always catfight. Didn’t you know that is in our DNA?
i can’t believe this
Um, OK? Um, ya I’m straight up g-thanks, I’m sassy as all hell, a straight up shooter, that just “loves” to tell people to go out side and while they’re there, to go and fuck themselves… And did you know I like to cook, someone mentioned to me I should start my own cooking show and if the co-person at my side didn’t like my food, I could use how I post to comenters here with: Oh, if you don’t like my cooking, you could get half a cup of shut the fuck up, or if you really think it’s stupid that I’m adding a cup of sugar to the recipe, you can go and get a whole cup of suck my dick! I’m a total smart ass, I’m only a phyco when I have to save my own life. Nope, I ain’t crazy, but with all the b.s I’ve been threw, due to porn-guys, I really should be. Thanks for the love after caling me an idiot..? It’s OK your not the 1st and won’t be the last. Hey, I’m free next week, let’s hook up, g-g is lots of fun. My e-mail is lostbutterflyhottie@yahoo.com and trust me I won’t be broken hearted if you don’t write. Talk to you soon Jane B.
it seems things are getting interesting around here, again
Yes you are sassy as hell and a straight up shooter. That is refreshing in a world full of phony assholes that pretend to be nice. That is cool you like to cook. Nothing wrong with that. I am a smart ass as well. Sometimes that is good, sometimes it is bad. I should not have called you an idiot. I am sorry anout that. Cindi said that I would like you since you are a good person. LOL I know you won’t be broken hearted but I am going to write you.
Hey Jane, how long have you been reading lukeisback?
Right on! Talk to you latter Jane B…
jeremysteeleofpoontalk.com I have been reading the site for a long time. I first heard about it on an adult forum and then I met Cindi on Twitter. 🙂
Lostbutterfly Just sent you an e-mail. 🙂
you’ve been reading luke for a while? you’re both smart as hell? cindi said she is a good person, and harvey/rics a heart of gold? can cindi or rics confirm this? i think i’m having symptoms of a brain aneurysm
Germy, if case you have not noticed, Jade is bipolar in my book, I have deal with bipolar people in my private life, they can have a good heart (not a heart of gold, that raised the bar too high) and still be fucked up mentally.
So I give Jade a break.
Only if she knows how to spell check. English is not my first language (Im spanish) and sometimes spell better. BTW who ones uses the spelling and grammar functions in WordPress?
lololololol
I’m sorry Harvey Dentures, I am not bi-polar, I am a bitch! I’m a woman with whore moans, and the word is dealt… Being spanish, has nothing to do with spelling or gramer, you’re either good at it or you’re not. I may not be the best at grammer. But I do know how to write a story and I do use proper english and spelling in those storys. I don’t use giant words in my storys unless the sentence calls for it. Because as my college lit teacher said, trying to make yourself sound intelligent by ussing big words, is one of the bigest signs of stupidity. Peace out brother and thanks for the back handed compliment… I quess anything is better then nothing on this site.
Lostbutterfly, you have to see where Harvey is coming from and what he deals with everyday. You’ve also put yourself out there too much to be dissected and town apart. He and I are friends and he says I’m bi-polar and have multiple personalities. I go missing for a few days on my blog and he thinks I’m working the dance circuit throughout the East coast. And none of it is true about me.
OK Jade, you are a bitch. I dig crazy bitches.
Right on Harvey.
OK Darrah, maybe you are not dancing or have multiple personalities but about you not being bipolar Im not so sure.
Since so many sex workers are bipolar that might be the reason I thing you might be one even if you are not. You do sound bipolar, so does Jade.
But what the fuck, I love crazy bitches.
jeremysteeleofpoontalk.com Yes Cindi can confirm it if she wants to. That or you can read our Twitter pages where we talk back and forth. 🙂
Harvey Dent Crazy bitches fuck better. 🙂
True!
Well, Cindi… good person?
jeremysteeleofpoontalk.com Why not just ask her on Twitter? She answers back fast on there. 🙂
Wow Jane Burgess, I don’t know what planet you’re from, but if Cindi cared to answer she would here for all to see. There’s a point to my question, plus I don’t twitter and doubt I ever will. How you suddenly think you know someone who first called you a bitch as smart, straight up… and sassy?? And you say you’ve been reading LIB for a while. I never cease to be amazed.
anyway, that’s “smart ass” you wrote, not smart, but regardless you go from calling someone an idiot to saying you’re in love with her, you two should get together than get back to us…
btw, Re: comment 9 rics,
Sasha Gray says celluloid whores are “performance artists”. She is the same person who said directors are glorified cameramen.
This makes me question who’s glorifying who?
Logically then “Porn Stars” are just glorified whores.
I do not know Germy, I agree with you, PW are glorified whores, if fact.
Porn, from the Greek Pornoi meaning prostitute in Greek.
Star, mean famous (or better in-famous).
Porn Star=Glorified whore. Literally.
The term Porn whore is reduntat, it literally means whore whore.
JaneB Says:
Harvey Dent Crazy bitches fuck better. 🙂
Definitely 😉 dear Jane B. Harvey knows well what he is talking about 😉
By the way, I sent you some requests to your my space page and facebook, Did you add me?
“Porn, from the Greek Pornoi meaning prostitute in Greek. Star, mean famous (or better in-famous).”
Porn Star=Glorified whore. Literally.”
Yup.
The depiction of sex is as old as civilization. Before Great Britain brought us the pseudo-egalitarian Victorian age, it was never in history considered humiliating to see or express sex artistically, there was no general censorship, or horror against artistic expressions of nature as they exist today.
The word and contemptuous concept of “pornography” and obscenity was born in the ultra fucked-up Victorian times where a general contempt and antipathy for and repression of all forms of artistic sexual expression lead to a huge proliferation of underground erotic literature, more so than any period in history.
We are still collectively mentally and emotionally scarred from this spiritually retarding, anti-sex, anti-nature, anti-life expression born within us from our uptight Anglo ancestors. It contains within itself, seeds general and self-loathing, and, not to forget, violence, for the repression of our creative forces (which as Freud and others would say is rooted in sexuality) within us leads to destructive urges. We’ve replaced naturalistic self-expression with glorification of violence, depicted in unrealistic and not so horrific as real life ways. And is it a coincidence that all of the bombings and genocides Anglos have committed from the native American Indian onward makes Hitler an amateur in comparison?
Now, a glorified whore shines as ambASSador while the rest of us meanwhile are still more or less just whores. It’s strikes me as silly bullshit when one whore is supposedly so much bigger and important star than another (we all have our favorites, but don’t we each have our own preferences as well which should keep us from having just one or a few “stars” on the public map?), but that’s just part of the struggle of man coming to terms with his own collective self-contempt, while still attempting to loosen himself from the grip of the Victorian born mind forged manacles.
Let’s get real, stop playing games and stop putting each other down for it’s really only an outward projection of our own self-loathing.
Annie Sprinkle is a delightful whore and a role model for other whores.
jeremysteeleofpoontalk.com I have talked to Jade off of here and she is nice. Why you care if I like her or not is beyond me. I also have been reading this site for along time. I didn’t know I had to check with you first before reading it. That is news to me.
u don’t have to check with me about anything jane, i don’t care, am just thoroughly amazed; i think darrah, tara, jade and jane should all move in together and get back to us
Crazy women
Mess your head
Wake up drunk & bleeding
In some strange bed
Oh yeah!
What can a poor boy do?
A lot of people don’t like me because I’m REAL, I’ll tell you to stop bull-shitting me, with endless lies. People kill people, but lies waiste peoples lifes and kill people. I like men who tell the truth, and don’t try to stroke my ego with endless and meaningless compliments, which don’t impress me, and often times iritates me to no end. To me a real-relationship starts off slowly and then works it’s way up too love. If sombody tells you their in love with you, one or two weeks in, it’s total B.S. and you should probably run because their not telling the truth.
Like a guy who says to me you have great P*** or I love f****** you, is so much better, then any guy telling me they love me? When you know just like the song: “we both know were just f******.” I don’t call guys I see who are just after sex my boyfriends. People who really love you do not just hang out with you to f***, real relationships are deeper then how much sex we can have in a night… Oh, and the stupid little cutts from readers on this site don’t effect me in the least. Get yourself a more positive past time.