By Angela Aspen
August 9, 2009 – Sunday
Sex Toys in your car in Utah is Illegal
Road trip back to Colorado?
Some advice:
1. Do not work the day that you drive 15 hours to Colorado from LA
2. Pay attention to Gas stations. When you are in the dessert 50 miles out from Grand Junction, you will wish you paid attention to where the Green River Utah exit was
3. When getting pulled over in UTAH, it is illegal to have sex toys in your car. And it’s not like porn. You cant suck your way out of a ticket.
4. Pack octane boosters so that you never run out of gas.
5. When pulled over in Utah, having sex toys in your car is illigal
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A week later in Colorado. My agent has as "coming soon"… also known as Missing in Action. I am actually smiling and happy. Like I used to be.
LA was sucking the life right out of me. They look down at those on Skid Row for being animals but they are animals with Bentley’s.
Besides sleeping fora day. I hit two 14er’s back to back. Then I hit the boat for two days straight. Then I am off to Brazil till the the 20th. Hell yea.
I normallyon the incline treadmill but I have been running 5 miles every other day.No days off. The last time I ran miles miles…never. So I have been so pumped to run so much. I have to admit, I killed my knees at first but I am running with a brace and taking plenty of Ibeprophen.
My friends say I dropped weight in LA but I want to loose about 10. Then I am done. No more. Promise. The most successful girls are really size 0 or 2. No more than size 4. Yes, I know I am 5 10. But I can hate em’ or join em’. It’s my job. My body is my job. The camera does not give a shit that I lost 100 lbs already. But this is what I wanted. A challenge.
When I get back from Brazil, I will decide what to do next.
Plan a) STay in Denver and just do Boy- Girl scenes. 5 day notice and fly out for them
Plan B) go back to LA, hire MOnstar again and just be seen. Dont give a flying fuck about my agent and let Monstar line up my work
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Utah is a fucked-up place; perfect for recruiting porn girls. Possession of sex toys is a crime.. this is so amazing she repeated it twice. They’ll also search your car when in Utah for going 5 miles over the speed limit or driving without a seat belt so if you’re traveling across country go through New Mexico.
Well she just did a scene with Mr. should still be on HIV quarantine, so she is not the smartest gal:
http://1000facials.com/MCE/1kf/1/model/2672
If she goes she there will be trouble, if she stays she will be in double.
Utah can keep her. She is racist but yet she sells pussy on craigslist and backpage.com.
BDD is in the house! the glorious return of “the champion”. fuckin’ a-right!
Is that Utah shit true? Is the story about the busts over sex toys in the south true? The Tommy Chong bust was bad enough. You assholes should really try to wrap your head around ‘freedom’ before you go around trying to impose it in other countries….
Perhaps having sex toys in Utah is illegal because a polygamist might have size issues with toys that are bigger than he is. You can’t let the wives can’t have any fun on their own while they’re waiting their turn.
What a fucked-up place.
It must make them real nervous being neighbors with the Brothel State.
I heard Nevada is the second biggest Mormon state after Utah.
The top 10 with highest Latter Day Saints/Mormon population are: Utah (60%- or 1.5 million) , Idaho (14%), Nevada (9%), Arizona (6%), Oregon (4%) and California, Washington, Texas, Colorado and Florida (each with 3%).
What porn company owns 1000facials.com, and is dumb enough to hire seth dickens?
Blazing Bucks owns it.