Sophia is back! “I Could of Had a Girlfriend”

NL- I have missed Sophia’s writing! Haven’t you? Her blog is http://xxxworldofporn.com/

 

I could of had a girlfriend

by Sophia Mounds www.myspace.com/clubsophiamounds 

Have you ever thought a girl was hot, then she does somthing in front of you or tells you somthing, that makes you feel like coughing up a fur ball everytime you think about her?

Well my "girl" is a dom who is the proud owner of a "sub", that looks like Frankinstien, if he had a peanut butter and jelly addiction. Now I thought she was hot and cool… Well, she is, and she isen’t. So she says let’s get some alcohol I’m like;"sure!"

So we get to his room, he opens the door and he’s the most vissually repulsive man, I have ever seen… He’s in a towle prepared to get punished. So we change into bikinies, that’s when the fun begins.

So my friend shelly takes her leg and rubs it on his chest which was hot because she has long legs, and like a horney dog with a speach impediment, he says; "oohh thaatt feellss sooo gogood." Then she gets out the BABY POWDER and says to Ronie after she pores baby bowder on his clases;"can you see me?"his response was;"nooo cucus you popoured powowder on mymy classes and makes piggy noisses…"

Then he starts snifling and cowardly crying.. she then asks him; "did you bring your happy bag?" "Yeyess Missress itts over thereair." Still snivalling. So she gives me the rope to tie him up, all the time durring this session she’d say "Ronnie you’re a PIGGY tell me what a PIGGY you are and don’t forget to SNORT" and he did it every time, and she’d laugh, a laugh I’m trying to get out of my head, it was "Ha hahaha HA!"

And the whole time she was playing with his balls… she also made him eat a twinky off the floore and then she spanked his ass. You know even if I could get over everything else, she was touching his sagy, old balls. GROSS! Once you see someone doing that, it doesn’t matter if they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, "FORGET IT"… I’m relieved and sad… Oh, well… Tears. NOT! And this dude is a morman with 8 kids… Ahhh!

Would I do it again probably, but would I like it? That’s the question.

10 thoughts on “Sophia is back! “I Could of Had a Girlfriend”

  1. i’m still waiting for the $100.00 “piece offering” which sophia mounds emailed and offered me from out of nowhere, which is pretty nice of her, considering i supposedly beat and raped her and killed her cat

  2. sirecumalot says:

    nice view of life in the gutter..

  3. This is what most folks would refer to as a whore and a whore’s world. WTF gets into these situations but a
    whore? Who is she to judge the guy and WTF is she doing there in the first place?!?! My best guess is she was there to do a job. Anyone dare to guess where this whore will be in five years. Reminds me of that other whore Minka Whats Her Name when she blogged about someone offering her money for sex and she was sooooo offended. Look where she works now.

  4. jeremiahsteele says:

    sophia is sending me more insane emails saying me and the colonel ruined her life…

  5. The Colonel says:

    Man, oh man, Sophia can write. She can fucking write, allright. Gotta get my beer and mixed nuts.

    Jeremy, there’s a special place in hell for both of us because we ruined Sophia’s life. I’ve got a feeling our tormentor there will be Dr. Pain who will perform her infernal duties with help from Wayne Mcdaniel.

  6. I can’t believe this bit-h procreated.

  7. hey jeremy, not to be a smart ass with you, but have you ever shot your cock up? p.s. please tell me your latest dvd release

  8. sirecumalot says:

    jeremiah.. i think you may have broke her heart.
    i read hurt between those lines.

  9. no pornfan i would never stick a needle in my cock, where did this question come from? i’m scared enough of needles being stuck in my arm once a month at AIM

    sweet candy girls 2, student bodies, barely legal: 18& easy, barely legal school girls 4, etc

  10. Sorry Guys, as per a request I’ve taken down some personal e-mails, and removed the name of someone not involved in this discussion. No reason to rehash this again and bring up problems for anyone involved. Let’s be nice and just drop it. I’m going to close the comments on this post.

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