Max Hardcore writes to Ray at PornValleyNews.com
Hello Ray!
Sorry for the delay, my man, but when I checked into this joint, they wouldn’t let me bring in my planner, with all my numbers. So I hope that when these few words reach you, that they will find you in your usual good spirits, out and about with a fine-looking fox. I’m sorry to say that things could be better for me at the moment, as the daily drag of the Metropolitan Detention Center in downtown Los Angeles tends to take the fun and excitement part of life out of the equation. But I’m keeping my spirits up, because I know that I am NOT a criminal. I am a VICTIM of an ongoing criminal act. And through my suffering, others may be saved from the same sad fate.
Despite my conviction in Tampa, which is the real obscenity, not a single person had complained about my movies or websites beforehand. My trial was a sham to showcase the Bush Administration’s shameless strategy to suppress the adult entertainment industry, based upon the immoral principles promoted by Evangelical Christians, when they’re not actively eluding detection for their own illegal activities.
So I’m stoked to be going to present my case for appeal before the 11th Circuit Court with the help of my attorney, the 1st Amendment champion H. Louis Sirkin, in late October. We have some powerfully potent arguments for complete vindication of the baseless convictions, and are even attacking the very obscenity law itself, and hope to send it to the trash-heap of legal history once and for all where it belongs!
In the mean time, I’m making the most of what little I have up here, and my time away from family, friends, and career to improve myself and expand my already impressive encyclopedic knowledge. To that end, I’ve been not only reading but writing as well, and have been working out quite often, so I look and feel better than I have in years. I’m also taking this opportunity to kick the nasty habits of smoking and drinking, both of which are available here, which was something I was unable to do on the outside. Most importantly, I like to drive my Corvette real fucking fast, and you can’t do that nowadays after you’ve been drinking.
I’m currently incarcerated at the Metropolitan Detention Center, which is more like a jail than a federal prison. It’s primarily a temporary holding facility for pre-trial and pre-sentence inmates of the nearby federal courtrooms. But even in the shittiest of shitholes, they still need worker bees to keep the place running. That’s where my section comes in . We’re the designated care workers, and if you think that slavery is dead in America, think again. We start at 12 cents and hour for back-breaking work, and we’re rousted out of bed to do it at 5AM. Not that I mind getting up early, but to weld shut windows so other even less-fortunate inmates can’t look at the outside work is work beneath contempt.
I hope to be transferred down to Terminal Island, next to Long Beach, which is a way better facility than this one. They have a huge outside yard to walk around and exercise on, as well as a gym, library, and even a music room. I’ll keep you posted on that one.
That’s all for now my friend. I hope that you and yours are weathering the economic collapse of corporate America as best you can, and keeping a positive attitude about it, even though you’re not likely to see any benefit whatsoever from the billions being doled-out to the billionaires. At least you’ve got much better access to all the bitchin’ babes in the porn industry. Take it sleazy, Ray!
Your ‘inside’ man,
Max Hardcore,
AKA Paul F. Little
PS: Don’t forget to tell your readers about my new websites: www.MaxHardcoreTV.com and www.HardcoreMax.com
They both kick ass and fuck ass! Later.
“But I’m keeping my spirits up, because I know that I am NOT a criminal. I am a VICTIM of an ongoing criminal act.”
Poor little boy…he is just only another victim of our society
Tell the same to all the porn actress you treat like a piece of shit. You are in the place you deserve Little Paul, is a shame that Alcatraz is now a monument although you are not worthy to be in that historic place. You don’t have that touch of class 😉
I’m still sitting on the fence about the Max Hardcore case, but…
“At least you’ve got much better access to all the bitchin’ babes in the porn industry.”
What “bitchin'” (word to the wise: if you piss on girls who look like 10 year old boys for a living, your privilege of that word is revoked) porn girls? You dress flat chested women up in elementary school uniforms and basically “legally” molest them, and you miss the hot babes of the industry? I mean, come on. You can’t treat young girls like shit in your videos and expect the public to believe you’re really a high spirited person underneath it all.
Great men and woman throughout the ages have been persecuted.
Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr, Jesus and now Max Hardcore all stand shoulder to shoulder.
Shit, art that one’s funny….
Max you got exactly what you deserve. Personally I would’ve thrown away the key and let you spend the rest of your miserable existence behind bars. Oh and Max…. you are no martyr my friend! Your a low life, sadistic creepy old man with a 3 inch penis. Nothing more, Nothing less.
“Max you got exactly what you deserve.”
Sadly not, I hope Max one day ends up in a Third World jail being sodomized every day in a yellow carboard box.
I’m among those who think that Max belongs right where he is today; however his trial was a joke. Jade, the distributor, which is really the responsible party for disseminating the offending material in the state of Florida (intended for European release only), got off scott-free with immunity. At least one juror stated that she was badgered and railroaded into her guilty vote. The jurors were lazy and didn’t want to be attached to this case. Max has a very strong case for appeal, and he just may win it based on these factors. It could go either way, and if he does win an appeal, you can be sure he’ll be rubbing everybody’s noses in it. Max is no moral crusader, that’s a given, but in this nation of laws in which we live, even the lowest scum of the earth can get their (second) day in court.
Nobody belongs in a cell for consenting adult porn. If Hitler were alive today and making consenting adult porn, Hitler would not belong in a cell for it.
I hope for himself and for free expression he can eventually overturn this.
And I hope you get the fuck out of the office and leave the Iranian people alone, President Ahmadinejad, people don’t want you there. People don’t want here, either. But be my guest and keep making yourself look like a moron if that pleases you and gives you something to do with your life and all the time in the world that you have.
At least I’m not a hypocrite, Colonel Kurtz;). Between the two of us, I’m the only one who supports free expression consistantly. You couldn’t be more all over the place on many issues here if you tried. Consistancy is not one of your better qualities. Well, except for consistantly hating each and every guy who has gotten into performing in the last decade. When is the next editorial coming? I think you have a few more gaskets to blow over anybody disagreeing with you.
Many good male performers came and gone in the last decade, Mr. President, but I don’t have anything against them since they didn’t pose any potential danger to me and my colleagues. The ones I dispute with are flip-floppers who don’t belong in the straight sector of the adult industry in the first place. As for the likes of Max Hardcore, I already wrote a full article about that, so in case you didn’t have your head shoved up yours ass, we don’t have to revisit that discussion, do we?
I’m not a hypocrite, my friend, you’re a moron, or doing your best to look like one. First you were remotely funny, but then you got ridiculous, and you’re still doing it. Get a fucking life for fuck’s sake, you’re too old to make fun of yourself like this, and I wouldn’t tell you this if I didn’t like you for some weird, fucked up reason. But don’t get any wrong ideas and don’t get me any roses. Just beers.
max is a soulless scumbag piece of living shit who makes kiddie rape fantasy porn not “consenting adult porn”. then some stupid worthless porn whore cunts with negative self esteem stand up on his behalf while cloaking themselves in the flag of “free expression”. BULLSHIT. fuck you, president you sick dipshit. max hardcore is an abusive sub-human monster with a nasty black hole for a cunt-wife-girlfriend who is complicit in his crimes. morality has a line (a very liberal and just line) and those two satanic cretins went well beyond that line with their ritual abuse and sexual black magic. fuck ’em. fuck you all. and fuck this sick degraded world.
Everybody take note of what President Ahmadinejad just said:
‘Soulless scumbag pieces of living shit who make kiddie rape fantasy porn have the right to disguise their work under the pretence of exercising their freedom of expression.’
This was your best line so far, pardner, I couldn’t make you look like a bigger moron no matter how hard I would have tried. Shut up and get me another beer.
I can hear the refrigerator door opening and closing… (;^)
When is John Stagliano’s obscenity trial & likely conviction going to take place? And whom will be celebrating that?
They most likely can’t get Johhy, fanboy, just like they couldn’t get Adam Glasser AKA Seymore Butts. They can fuck with him and drag him in and out of the court, but ultimately they can’t get him. The case against him is not good enough and unlike Max Hardcoer, he’s got the support of the entire adult industry behind him. Even if they get him, nobody will celebrate. You know why, fanboy? Because John Stagliano is niether Max Hardcore nor Rob Black, and if you don’t understand that, then you don’t understand.
Whatever you say, Colonel Klink! I just hear that most of the general public hates porn & porners of any kind.
Say hello to Adolf for me. I think he’s living in Argentina. How come his writings have never been found obscene?
I spoke with Adolph on the phone last night, fanboy, and he told me to tell you to go fuck yourself. I’ll put you in a box and send you to Argentina to work as his shofer anytime you want to.
Colonel Klink,
Please do your trademark line for me on the subject of censorship for the zillionth time, “I know nothing!”
It’s hilarious, not necessarily in the positive way.
I know all I need to know and then some, it’s you, masturbating fanboy, who doesn’t know jack shit and yet tries to gain attention by expressing stupid opinions on subjects that are none of his business and experties. But since it’s so important for the likes of you to have the last words, go ahead, respond and embarrass yourself some more. My last two words to you are: a fuck and a you.
Hey, lets live the Fuhrer out of all this and Colonel Klink too, played by Werner Klemperer, a great man. He had the greatest comment about Bob Crane that Bob was the most hetero man he ever knew. Jaded Video did get off, they made a fair amount of money selling Max’s Euro stuff at $59 to $69 a DVD to the US audience. Wonder how soon before the Maxifesto is gonna come out since Max says he’s clean and sober and reeducating himself. Great, he’ll be tan, rested, ready and have a hugelly dialated sphincter when he gets out. Where is that Corvette, I think it should be an auction item at the next big TV Auction event, “This car was owned by porn sleazoid and now Federal Prisoner Max Hardcore, full documentation and also the panties Mya Mason wore in Max Faktor 9”.
Guys don’t get worked up about Michael, I mean, The Colonel, he’s a degenerate loser 🙂
We’ve been there, done that and I provided enough explaination on this ‘Big Foot Theory’, one of so many theories about my identity, Bruce boy. So the only loser here is you who still repeats it like a stupid parrot. Everybody has a theory about my identity, frankly some better than the others, and it’s all fun and games to me. I enjoy to see how assholes like you keep scratching their heads and wondering with their thumbs up their ass. I actually get a kick out of it. Keep it up.
My friends call me The Colonel, but a scumbag like you better calls me Mr. Colonel.
is that so… so you don’t have something in common with Eminem either?
No, but I’ve got something in common with you dad. Ask your mom if you don’t believe me.
my Dad is Russian and Armenian too, what a coincidence
but he doesn’t have a lame tattoo on his arm like you do
Look asshole, I don’t know what you think you know and I don’t care, either. I’m not whoever you think I am and I already responded to you and I’m not gonna go back and forth with you anymore. If you’re on this board to chat and discuss the adult oriented issues, be my guest and do that, otherwise get the fuck out of here.
as opposed to berating people like you? Na I think I’ll stay, I’m having fun
I always wondered why he called himself Eminem… say instead of Reesiz Peesiz
(Thanx Cindi)
—-‘Soulless scumbag pieces of living shit who make kiddie rape fantasy porn have the right to disguise their work under the pretence of exercising their freedom of expression.’
That you don’t happen to like it nor think it deserves protection as free speech makes it all the more obvious that it does in fact merit and need protection. That which is despised needs protection the most. This is why we protect NAMBLA, the KKK, Fred Phelps, etc. because they should have the right to exhibit shameful behavior. It’s always good to see a percentage of people in Max-related postings agree that even though he may be a scumbag, he doesn’t deserve to be in a cell for the movies he made. There will always be dissenting opinion on this matter, and it remains hypocritical for any pornographer to rely on the freedom of expression yet insist others who exercise the same freedom among consenting adults should be in a cell.
Real Luke Ford Fan Says:
When is John Stagliano’s obscenity trial & likely conviction going to take place? And whom will be celebrating that?
What’d Stags do? Fuck Google I wanna here from people who are very well informed
I had a good idea who the Colonel was, and now BruceX2, I know for sure. Props for the clues. The truth will set you free Colonel !
Finding The Colonel- He say-
Then I started fucking his wife, he took his dick off and started jerking off. I stopped the scene and told him dude, what are you doing? You’re fucking up my concentration. He said I’m sorry man, I just love watching my wife getting fucked.
I was supposed to shot a DP scene. So me, the other dude and the whole crew had to sit with our thumbs up our asses untill the whore arrived. She was some 2 hours late. We started rolling, and when it got to anal part, she was riding the other dude in reverse cow girl while I was standing above her, fucking her throat,
I use Viagra to enhance my performance, but I’m not dependent on it.
I started in the adult industry by performing and got to producing and directing and sometimes performing in my own movies.
The hottest, sweetest MILFs:
1. Rayveness
2. Lisa Ann
3. Shayla Laveaux
4. Stephanie Swift
5. Kendra Secrets
Call Steve at Devil’s Films and reserve your spot for the next volume. Tell him The Colonel sent you,
The truth is out there, indeed, but there’s bullshit, there are conclusions that each individual draws for himself/herself, there’s what each individual wants to believe for himself/herself, and then there’s the truth.
A short list of ‘The Colonel’ suspects in no particualr order:
The Colonel Rob
Dave Cummings
Tom Byron
Nick Manning
Jeff Coldwater
Johnathan Morgan
Lexington Steele
Roy Garcia
Michael Payne
The guy who works at Mike Sullivan’s company
And of course the list goes on. I’m impressed to see people are so much interested to know my identity, even though I don’t understand the nature of this obsession. I’m not going to add anything to this flame, because I don’t need to. I said this before and I’ll say it again: what matters is the opinins I present. Agree or disagree with my opinions, love them or hate them, but my idedntity doesn’t make any difference in the fact that I am a part of the adult industry, I have been a part of the adult industry for nearly 3 decades and therefore sometimes I can be right about what I say.
Furthermore, I urge everybody on this board to communicate with me. If you truely want to learn about me, write an email, introduce yourself, tell me why do you want to learn more about me and why should I be interested in becoming friend with you. Let’s quit these Sherlock Holmes endeavours. You want to communicate with me, I’m here, I welcome that, but first I need to learn about you.
I can only hope I’ve made myself clear.
I think that trying to know and out who the Coronel is, is like trying to know who Darrah is, a ultimately useless exercise. Even if I had my pet theories is better to just roll with the game and pretend you do not know. I life would not be better or worse I know who they are. That Nancy Drew games belong in XPT.
I was able to figure it out too. I haven’t met you before, but no big deal. I’m not shocked by any means, but it gives me some incentive to check out your movies I guess, because I haven’t up to now. I’m not here to expose anybody’s name like some wannabe journalist. I think The Colonel has a good heart, even though he has some shades of grey that are quite contradictory and I believe hypocritical, as well. And I also get a kick out of the guy.
I can only tell you, Mr. President, that I like you, too. You’re an old fashion, educated, nice guy, even though sometimes knowingly or unknowingly you fall off from the other side of the roof and defend and justify atcs and people that are indefensible and unjustifiable.
Take for instance Max Hardcore: he was a criminal disguised as a pornographer. You cannot and should not mistake abusing and violating young, naive girls with exercising the freedom of expression only because a camera was rolling at the time he committed his crimes. And the fact that I am a pornographer and make my living off producing and selling adult movies, doesn’t mean that I have to defend and justify any vile criminal disguised as a pornographer. Because ultimately and in addition to hurting unsuspecting victims, these criminals also give the adult industry a bad name and a bad reputation. I speak against it so people know not all of us are like Max Hardcore. Don’t mistake sincerity with hypocrisy.
If you know who I am, god bless you, purchase my movies and help the good cause. Maybe even we can get together sometimes and have a few drinks if you live in LA area. Just remember, you’re buying.
Brucebruce, I doubt the guy with the arm tattoo is the Colonel cause I believe he has posted under his real name. Also that guy, like the Colonel, is a good solid porner. Let the Colonel be the Colonel, he doesnt pimp girls under the guise of a talent agency, he doesnt cry like a baby when some actress wont work with him, he doesnt try to get work while quarantined, he doesnt use God to rail against porn…and he does know where all the bodies are buried, so I believe. After watching some of Max’s best…er…worst, he belongs in jail for a very long time. Saw some BTS with Catalina in it, know she is/was an adult, but all sad.
Maybe then you can move out of your apartment where you live and shoot into a house… and work with A-list talent
Larry there are many things in this world I doubt and this is not one of them. More will come in due time.
Colonel,
your identity doesnt matter,,,just like when YOU went on for weeks how I was actually sophia mounds, and you just wouldnt let it go, even after Cindi proved to you that is not who I am. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. Colonel, you days of anonimity are numbered, and its a small number.
So be it, Bruce boy, keep kicking yourself in the ass if that validates your existence. Let’s just say I have a very good idea about who you are, and I already discussed that with Cindi. You can call yourself whatever you want, amigo, but still I can see right through you.
And as for ‘the guy with the tatto arm theory’, it was ZeeInsideAdult who first came up with that half-ass theory about two months ago, so whether you like it or not, give the credit for it to Zee, not this piece of shit alchoholic bi-polar fuck up BruceBruce. He’s doing nothing but spewing someone else’s bullshit again and again, as if repeating it will give it more credibility.
And General, my identity is not much of a secret, people who should know me do know me. You too can shoot an email and discuss whatever you’d like to discuss with me.
run and tell Mommy 🙂
Colonel, if you remember correctly, I have already printed my real name and where I live on this board. I could care less if people here know who I am, but obviuosly you dont want your true idintiy known. That is what is going to make it all the moe fun to “out” you
Yes General, I remember that you mentioned your first name was Robert and that you live in Denver, Colorado, but then in the email address you left for me on PoonTalk, your first name was Mike and later on this board you said you live in Los Angeles, CA. Of course everybody can say anything they want and open an email account under any name they want, it doesn’t have to be your real name, it can be any made up name.
However, I understand that consistency is not one of your virtues, everybody who reads your writings can see that; but you’re right, it doesn’t matter who you are and that’s what I told you myself in a previous comment. It doesn’t matter who I am either, because like I said those who must know me, do know me and I’m open to new friendships with new interesting people; but let’s just say I love to fuck with these little assholes who are so desperately obsessed with everything I do nad say, these punks make my day. That’s the only reason I don’t reveal my identity on this board, otherwise I could gladly write an article and say everything about myself. But why spoiling so much fun? Let it play, let these clowns ride my coat tail and wonder and provide me and my folks with free entertainment.
You know we still have years of Max writing from the Joint, hopefully. He gets out, oh god, he’ll be knuckle deep, maybe he can get Tanner Mayes for his first shoot back.
Keep your head up, Max…
I’ve always hated this guy and I like a good porn movie as well as anyone. But he’s really a low life! First simulating little girls with lollipops having sex and than later on violent sex, pissing, shitting, vomiting, the most vile crap you can imagine. He even said it himself, he has to always feed his new perversions. I was glad when he got sentenced. I know he is still distributing this stuff online too. They shut down his old website and he just started another one. I seen his website referring to piss guzzling, vomiting, girls drinking his piss from their own ass, etc. So I hope they raid him again and give him 7 years on his second offense!