Mary Carey has known Mario for seven weeks. He is an electrician. He doesn’t like that she does porn and wishes she would quit. They got married this week. His parents don’t know what she does.
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They must not be from California then or watch VH1. LOL
This will end well. I assume there is no prenup, right? Because that would have taken time and thought and longer than the seven weeks they’ve known each other to come up with a draft for the prenup.
Congrats !
I wonder how long this one will last, I’ll be generous and optimistic and say one month. Let’s review Mary Carey’s achievements:
Making cheesy porn flicks: check.
Turning California gubernatorial election into a global joke: check.
Becoming the returning clown of Howard Stern shows: check.
Fucking up on trash TV reality series: check.
Marrying random unknown losers: check.
Fucking King Kong: uncheck.
Allright, so at least there’s something left for her to do. Always look at the bright side.
Atention whore antics 101.
you know I am happy for her.. I mean even if it doesnt last and its only a few months, as long as shes happy now, who are we to judge.. but considering he has a normal job, and she is looking for a way out (sorta) it may work out
BrianJay is 100% right…we should be happy for Mary, because it means the rest of the universe won’t have to fear that she’ll try to hook up with them.
What a train-wreck of a life Mary has had…I take that back, as it makes the average Train-Wrecks look bad.
Mario…dude. WTF! Have some self respect and at least bang a semi-retired porn chick with issues on the cumback trail like Taryn Thomas, Teagan or Cassidy.
Teagan and Taryn are taken and is Teagans case her boyfriend do not likes to share, Cassidy (is she into girls in private?) is free.
There are guys in straight porn who look better than he is (and that’s saying something).
Lol! Gay porn guys are foxes.
Raise your hands if you think within 6 months this marriage will be over and, once again, she’ll blame porn because she’s a self destructive retard who can’t gain any control or self respect over her life?
On second thought I apologize to mentally challenged people. They’re smarter than Mary Carey.
Has immigration been called on this guy?