Since I will be away from my computer a lot over the next couple days I wanted to give you guys something funny to talk about while I am gone. Please fill in the answer to this sentence…One of the Sickest Things THAT’s Ever Happened To ME Was When…
Here’s a couple of mine-
I took a big gulp out of a beer can that someone was using as an ashtray….
I Peed in a 28 oz cup while riding in a car at 70 MPH, & 28 oz wasn’t enough…
I was soundly sleeping in my nice clean comfy bed when my cute cuddly dog sleeping next to me decided to puke all over my head…
Jordan Lane writes– The most sickening thing that has ever happened to me was: Some years ago, I awoke in a drunken haze in Marina Del Rey in my car of all places (don’t ask lol). I was dying of thirst and quiclky reached for last nights beer and started gulping it down when…I suddenly remembered that I had used it to urinate in the previous night ick lol.
One of the Sickest Things THAT’s Ever Happened To ME Was When i bought brand new sheets and my little sister decided to sleep over and got her period fro the first time, lets just say that the brand new white sheets ended up completely red…
I lived in a dorm once. I went to the bathroom and grabbed the handle of a stall. There was cum all over it.
Jordan, That is really gross. But YOU are really cute! 🙂