Hustler’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX– SPOILER ALERT
I watched the movie this weekend and here are my notes. I didn’t get to make it into an actual review yet, but thought you might like to see what I thought.
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Spock says Fascinating. Of course what would you say if Jenna Haze was rough handling your cock with her mouth and hands? She gives him a hell of a sloppy spitty hand/deep throat blow job. He doesn’t seem to mind, but neither does he move through the whole thing, fascinating!
He does a little bit of the in and out when he fucks Jenna, but she does most of the work, seeing as she hasn’t had a cock in 200 years. She makes up for it in this Twenty minute long scene and keeps up the energy and interest through the whole thing, even with a partner who is not quite so inspired, after all he is a very logical Vulcan.
Nick Manning is Commander Khan and he looks hot as always. HIstorical Officer Aurora Snow is supposed to interrogate him. But he seduces her instead and she does her "glucking" deep throat. After some good sex, Khan convinces Aurora to help him take over the ship.
Sasha Grey is transported onto the Enterprise and give Evan Stone Captain Kirk a warning, Khan is not who you think he is. But Kirk doesn’t want to hear it, he just wants to have his way with Sasha, who looks amazing as a Vulcan with "Blood Fever"
After Khan releases the PSI 2000 virus into the air of the ship people start to get sick. There is a way to overcome the illness Doc McCoy determines, an orgasm will release enough endorphins to kill the infection. So nurse cures herself and then helps cure Bones.
Uhura tries to cure as many officers as she can (the slut!)
Sound quality is inconsistent. Lots of extra long sex scenes. Couples friendly. Cool sets.
Pre-nom Jenna Haze best blow job
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Hustler writes-Oh, Captain, My Captain! Hustler Video Is Calling Kirk!
(Beverly Hills, CA) Who better to critique the nuances of Captain Kirk than the original himself: William Shatner! Hustler Video has extended a special invite to the megastar to check out an individual screening of This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.
With a decorated showbiz career that spans over 50 years, William Shatner is the epitome of an entertainer. Not only is he an accomplished actor, but he is also an author, recording artist, entrepreneur, humanitarian and successful horse breeder.
While his current characters in Boston Legal, Miss Congeniality and Priceline commercials have garnered a new generation of fans, it’s his classic, over-the-top Captain James Tiberius Kirk that will forever immortalize him in the annals of Hollywood history. With his rugged good looks and unique line delivery, Shatner’s Captain Kirk was always up for “entertaining” the ladies and conveniently ignoring the Prime Directive.
Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director, Hustler Video Group, said, “It would be a great honor to have Mr. Shatner to screen the film. We would love for him to see our interpretation of the show and of the character of Kirk as portrayed by Evan Stone.”
Set your phasers to fun; This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, directed by Axel Braun, beamed to Earth on May 12, 2009.
GUHHHH EVAN STONE. I miss his long hair but I still love him.
Seriously, I’d probably start doing porn if my first scene could be with him.
Cool cast lets just hope the movie doesn’t blow…..