Evan Stone got the lead role in the new Star Trek Porn Parody, as long as he met one condition. He had to cut off his long hair! And he did it. He’ll be playing Captain Kirk in the movie Directed by Axel Braun. This is the first picture out from the movie, and the first one released of Evan with his new hair cut. (Thanks Axel)
Evan actually looks younger without the Samson and Delilah hair. But did he lose his strength and ability to hold a long term hard on?
I wonder if he’s selling the hair on ebay? I’d buy it; it would be a good artifact to start building my Evan Stone shrine with.
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a fan. When is he gonna come to one of our Miami conventions so I can finally meet him???
I saw a pic from this on Sasha Grey’s twitter, too. Looks badass! Here are the links:
http://twitpic.com/2orub
http://twitpic.com/2p1nl
The set looks pretty teriffic too. I love this new trend in porn, making films with actual production value and attention to detail.
Much more attractive without the hair, long haired men are big vaginas.
Who’s playin Uhura? I always thought she was hot!
I don’t know man, but I was never a Trekkie. I was always a Star Wars guy and later on became an X-Philes. By the way, I don’t know if anybody here remembers Space 1999 starring Martin Landau. It was kind of a rip off of Star Treks, but I liked it, one of those guilty pleasures.
Dont remember Space with Martin Landau. Do remember hating Star Trek and loving Star Wars. Still have all the action figures and vehicles. They are in pretty bad shape because I used to have epic battles with them.
Evan Stone was on the radio here in Los Angeles on 97.1FM about 2 years ago. I remember him boasting about having just built “a state of the art DVD duplicating center” or something to that affect. He had just bought a bunch of equipment and was set to conquer the DVD market. This was 2 years ago. How stupid is this guy? Did you see the last pic of him on this site? He looked like a bum. He couldnt even afford sleeves on this shirt.
In the first season Lt. Uhura wore a very short skirt. In one episode where the Enterprise is getting attacked she falls out of her seat and you see her little skirt in the air and her plump round ass in tight regulation panties. Whoa. Too much for a poor young boy staying up past midnight to watch Star Trek reruns to handle. Years later I still had to put that moment on pause and enjoy it. I’ve always wondered if and if so how often Capt Kirk boldly went where no white man had gone before.
I once interviewed Cash Markman and he said the favorite movie he ever made was a Star Trek parody as well.
colonel, i remember space 1999 a cheap english production with martin landau and barbara bain is her name i believe, still got the martin landau action figure.
lol, you guys crack on fanboys, but you are talking about star wars and star trek
Pornfan, that’s right. Martin Landau and Barbara Bain were married at the time. Overall, it was a grade B sci-fi series, not a faint of heart in any way, but like I said a guilty pleasure. Among my favorite episodes was the one in which the crew gets thrown into the time tunnel and ends up in the land of Noah right before the great flood. They meet Noah who’s trying to convince people to get aboard his ship to be safe from the upcoming flood, but they don’t listens to him. Finally the crew gets out of there right before the flood starts.
Evan looks much better with the short hair. He looked like a Grunge refugee from the nineties that never grew up with the long hair.
Evan Looks Great…but then Evan Always Looks Great!
Speaking of Star Wars, I like how R2D2 suddenly became like a robotic superstar version of Bruce Lee meets P. Diddy in the final 6th movie (Episode 3)… The only thing he didn’t do was breakdance. He was a lot more modest in Episode 4. It’s too bad George Lucas fell into the dark side after episode 5 with that kiddy comic book-like Return of the Muppets movie, than further descended with those shitty episodes 1 & 2.
I liked Episode III, I think it was done very well. My least Star Wars movie is of course Episode I which was a total let down, except for Jar Jar Binks who was fucking hilarious.
I would buy insurance from him….
What? Are you joking Colonel? Jar Jar Stinks was utterly fucking annoying and a elementary school like mockery of the whole downward spiraling sad Star Wars saga! I don’t know. Maybe you have to be on the right drugs or alcohol to appreciate it. I kept hoping some Sith Lord would please saber cut his head off fast! That’s more or less the consensus of most SW fans which is exactly why you don’t see Jar Jar again except as a momentary extra passing during Natalie Portman’s funeral.
III was a vast improvement over I and II, but I still had issues… I thought aspects of the pivotal Sam “Action” Jackson severed hand scene were flawed. First of all, his cohort extras were amazingly lame and got killed off instantly. They could’ve done a bit better with that aspect of the choreography. What kind of Jedis were these fools? This was as lame as the key dialogue which suddenly transforms Annikan into evil. When Sam/Mace, a Jedi, says he’s gonna end it once and for all, he’s violating Jedi code of conduct. And not trusting Annikan, knowing and having just addressed Annikan’s inner struggle for Sam to announce that he’s taking matters into his own hands, he should’ve known better. He says Palpatine is “too dangerous to be kept alive” and Annikan says “I need him” right before he cuts Sam’s hand off. Right or wrong, Sam was asking for it and you could see it coming. This pivitol scene should’ve been done better.
One thing I still don’t understand is how Vader’s master Lord Sidious appears at the beginning in Ep. 1, yet Palpatine becomes Lord Sidious after his physical meltdown following his showdown with Mace. So, what happen to Lord Sidious of before? Does Lord Sidious possess multiple bodies or did Lord Sidious 1 just spontaneously combust?
Another thing I don’t understand is how Annikan ages from a little kid in Episode 1 to a man in Episode II to marry Natalie Portman. Natalie looks and is basically the same age in Ep. I and II. I guess Annikan using the force to accelerate his aging so he could date his baby sitter.
I know when it comes to Jar Jar Binks I’m in the minority, but he makes me laugh. Jar Jar and Jabba the Hutt are my favorite supporting characters in Star Wars universe. I agree that there are some gaffes in each episode, but overall it’s a massive work done very well. My most favorite scene in Episode III is when Annikan kneels before the emperor and pledges to serve the dark side: ‘Rise, lord Vader.’ Awesome, just fucking awesome.
Some Star Wars trivia:
in the end of Episode III, after Obi Van defeats Annikan, he picks up Annikan’s light saber through the ashes which later in Episode IV gives it to Luke.
In Episode III, when Padmé delivers her final speech in the intergalactic senate, one of the senators is a grey alien and looks exactly like E.T in Steven Spielberg’s movie.
George Lucas had a deep interest in horror movies produced by Hammer Films, the British studio during the 60’s. He paid homage to those movies by casting two most famous actors who appeared in many Hammer movies: Peter Cushing played Grand Moff Tarkin in Episode IV, and Christopher Lee played Count Dooku in Episodes II & III. In Hammer movies, they usually played opposite characters, Christopher Lee played Count Dracula (notice the similarity of names Count Dracula and Count Dooku), while Peter Cushing played Dracula’s arch nemesis Dr. Van Helsing.
That’s interesting Colonel, but since you’re a Star Wars buff I was hoping perhaps you would have an answer to my queries. Maybe there is no answer.
And why is this thread called “Evan Stone w/ No Hair”? He got a fucking hair cut. He’s not bald. There’s still has hair on his head, apparently. I sure hope he gave the barber a nice tip for all the labor including sweeping.
yawn
Btw, I’d like to see a cheesy Star Wars-like porno….
I’ve always wanted to see Princess Laya get laid and give a good hummer with that funky hair style.
LMAO live long and prosper my dudes, LOL
fuckin herbs
I loved Jar Jar, he reminded me of people I know right to the accent.
Right on Rics.
And Jeremy, Star Wars porn parody was what Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks tended to produce in ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’. That Kevin Smith movie had a promising start, but then turned into turd and had a very cliche, lame and predictable ending.
Speaking of Star Wars parodies, check out Family Guy: Blue Harvest. Fucking awesome stuff. The first time I watched it I was drunk and I laughed so hard I almost puked.
Loved the family guy episode. The Pedophile Herbert/Obi Wan, Peter Griffing as Han Solo, John Williams being decapitated by a light saber.
Yeah Rics, also evil baby Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader was great. One of my favorite scenes was when soldiers were chasing them while Han Solo/Peter Griffin was carrying the couch he found in the dumpster aboard his space craft. To fully appreciate Family Guy: Blue Harvest, you gotta be drunk or high, and the chances are you’ll laugh as much as I did.
colonel, right on with hammer horror, a guilty pleasure,cheesy, but the sets were great i mean a great van helsing with cushing and classic dracula with lee. watched “curse of the werewolf” the other night on one of the fucking many cinemaxs, with oliver reed, hadn’t seen it in years.
You’re right Pornfan, despite cheesy plots and somewhat mediocre actings, the great thing about Hammer movies was their set designs and atmosphere, something that in today’s movies has no comparison. New movies replaced atmosphere with repulsive gore and nonsense violence aimed at disgust, disturb and shock the audience instead of entertaining them. Don’t get me wrong, a slasher movie in the hands of a sufficient director can be fun, for example the original Halloween directed by John Carpenter was great, but if you use and abuse the same old formula without adding any new layer or substance to it, then the end result would be garbage like ‘Captivity’or the re-make of ‘The Last House on the Left’.
I recently bought ‘The Ultimate Hammer Collection’ which contains every single movie produced by Hammer Films. It’s not available in the U.S market, but can be ordered through amazon.co.uk and is definitely a good buy. Check it out if you liked to:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Hammer-Collection-Disc-Box/dp/B000HN31KQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1238811864&sr=1-1
The funny think is that I’m not either drink or do drugs and yet I laughted my ass off seeing that episode of Family Guy.
Rics, then you should definitely watch it again when you’re drunk or high and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
I remember a film where Evan was plowing Asia Carerra and it was fabulous. From an outsider, he’s an amazing Dude, when it comes to performance. And Evan stands out as a professional. His years and dedication to the industry are first class. My Best to Evan.
colonel checked out the hammer dvd link. i bet you also liked vincent price as well(dr. phibes).on another note regarding universal studios, great scary movies at that time. to bad bela lugosi went out the way he did, he got typecast as “dracula”, died broke and exploited by ed wood, but he got to be buried with his cape.
Pornfan, you’re right brother. I love Vincent Price and the classic Universal Studios horror movies (Dracula, Frankenstein, Werewolf, etc.) I think Bela Lugosi was a great Dracula, but my most favorite Dracula to this date remains Christopher Lee. Of course the original Nosferatu starring Max Schreck is a priceless classic, and so is the 1979 re-make starring Klaus Kinski which unfortunately didn’t get much attention in the U.S.
As for Ed Wood, he has a well deserved place in the history of cinema as the worst director ever. He was flat out insane, but somehow his movies are oddly fascinating. Take for instance ‘Plan 9 from the Outer Space’ starring Bela Lugosi, it’s hard to refuse the fact that many postmodern directors and producers of the 60’s and 70’s were not inspired by that macabre sci-fi/horror cheese fest one way or another.