Do you have what it takes to be a PORN DUDE?

From Heidi Mayne’s Myspace Blog

( NL-I think Heidi is going to become a regular writer on this site, she just doesn’t know it yet) Heidi, you are going to have to start sending these essays to me FIRST, you know that right? lol)

   
So you’re a dude who wants to be a porn stud… READ

I get asked this question endlessly, day in, day out. So here is the blanket answer to all the guys who want to break into the jiz biz. I’m tired of typing and retyping the same stuff. The info never changes…..

It is very difficult for guys to break into this industry. Directors have a hard time putting faith into untried talent. The whole shoot basically depends upon the guy keeping wood, performing "properly" (ie showing penetration for camera, not popping too soon, etc) and then being able to pop (cum) on command or at least in a reasonable amount of time, BUT not too soon. And do all of this with other men watching you and a camera or two and lighting equipment moving around you and sometimes inches from you…..If you think you can handle that, then so be it give the adult world a try….OH, I forgot to mention that your cock really should be at least 7 inches of usable dick at BARE MINIMUM (meaning measure that bitch at the top where it meets your body to the tip of the head- hard, of course- NOT the bottom) And you should be in some reasonable physical shape. You don’t need to be an adonis, BUT you shouldn’t be a dikkie-do award winner either(you belly sticks out further than your dikkie do…). The porn biz is serious work and should not be taken lightly. You are gonna sweat….HARD! It’s like interval training with sprints for 30-40 minutes, sometimes a little longer.

Okay, so you’ve worked up the cajones to try it. Next hurdle– get someone to give you a try. Honestly, you are better off going to Craig’s List and looking under "adult gigs" and starting there. If your asperations are to work for Vivid, Wicked, Adam and Eve, ect, you are going to have to work your way up by shooting a lot of stuff for little pay. Sorry, it’s the name of the game. Once you’ve SUCESSFULLY shot at least 20 scenes and have the directors who will vouch for your performances, then maybe seek representation by an adult agency.

Okay…GOT IT? Grrrrreat!! Now stop asking me……..

23 thoughts on “Do you have what it takes to be a PORN DUDE?

  1. every girl in porn has a blog like this. A lot of that shit like duh

  2. The Colonel says:

    You go girl, tell it like it is, tell’em the truth, and tell’em to go fuck themselves. You rock so hard.

  3. MissBiatch2U says:

    “every girl in porn has a blog like this.” Yep, because every porn girl gets a million e-mails from guys asking the same question and the girl figures it’s better to write a blog instead of answering this question over and over again.

  4. coby_johns says:

    I’m tired of these PW’s saying porn biz is serious work. It doesn’t take much intellect to take a money shot. Try a being soldier, scientist or policeman… for that matter hundreds of other positions in the real world. Another self-deluded slut.!!

  5. The Colonel says:

    To each his own, Coby. Of course it’s much easier for a girl to fuck on film than a guy, she just has to spread her legs and lube up her holes, but the guy must be in the righ mood in order to get his dick hard in a room full of strangers, maintain his hardness, fuck for about 30 to 40 minutes straight and cum on demand. You may think you know how it is, but trust me, you don’t untill you try and see for yourself. Other jobs you mentioned are challenging, no question about it, but this is not easy and not always fun either, and every guy who’s been in the adult industry will tell you that.

  6. she can be a regular but you’ll always be the queen cindi!

  7. Real Luke Ford Fan says:

    “….Try being a soldier, scientist or policeman…for that matter hundreds of other positions in the real world….”

    Ditto, Coby Johns!

  8. heidimayne says:

    Well, Mr Johns, I was in Nursing for 5 years and a State Correctional Officer for 3. So I do have “real job” experience in the “real world”. And I’m NOT a slut, I’m a whore- sluts don’t get paid- get it right if you’re going to try unsucessfully to be insulting.

  9. coby I’m with you player… making porn is a cakewalk for either the men or women involved. Girls just get fucked, only prerequisite skills are learning how to suck a mean dick. Guys are poppin viagra left and right.

  10. When dudes ask me “What does it take to become a Porn Star?” I say “I have no idea”.

  11. coby_johns says:

    Heidimayne, witty retorts are definitely not your specialty. So I guess you couldn’t hack it with a “real job” and took the easy route.

  12. VickyVette says:

    Coby…. you are a dick. Why come to a porn blog and slag every girl that posts here? Did you get rejected by too many of the good looking girls in school? Girls that post on any boards are a rarity – if I was the owner of this board, I would can your ass for being an asshole.

    As I have said before…. ask a fireman if he would prefer running into a burning building than take a money shot on his face.

    Al….. cakewalk my ass!

  13. Real Luke Ford Fan says:

    Any job in which you risk your life on a daily basis is one hundred percent tougher than porner.

    Nurse is much harder than porner too.

  14. VickyVette says:

    “porner”?….. I would make a joke but can’t come up with one. Is that like a boner?

  15. coby_johns says:

    Vicky,

    “As I have said before…. ask a fireman if he would prefer running into a burning building than take a money shot on his face.”

    A fireman has more self-respect and dignity than to lower himself or herself to take a money shot for money.

  16. Vicky, Vicky, Vicky….

    pornstar = showing up and getting fucked and going home.

    you are describing the work of a BUSINESS person, which you are also. Don’t mix taking a money shot with putting in time on your website etc.

  17. and Vicky, why do you describe taking a money shot so negatively, it makes me think when I see you take one you are not enjoying yourself. To tell you the truth, I don’t even get off on facials, I like to see tits get cummed on more.

  18. my bad Vicky, I mixed up coby’s comment with yours

  19. Real Luke Ford Fan says:

    Vicky Vette,

    A porner is any porn industry worker.

    Speaking of a boner, you give me one. I would also like to give you a facial.

  20. VickyVette says:

    Sorry RLF…. I missed that def in the OED

  21. VickyVette says:

    Coby = asshole with nothing better to do than to put down the girls taking money shots that he wanks to every day.

    So, what you are saying is that girls that take facials have no dignity or self respect? Without money shots, there would be no porn, without porn there would be no LIB, and without LIB there would be no place for Coby to put useless comments.

    Someone wake me up when Coby comments again….

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