Al Goldstein writes on his blog-
Here I am sitting in a fucking senior citizen center in Ozone Fucking Park, Queens. I am like a pachyderm, returning to his place of birth to die in the sun on a lonely savanna. Ozone Park is like my old neighborhood and it sucks dick! I can’t believe that I went from Park Avenue townhouse to a one bedroom shit hole in Ozone Park… I am so close to JFK airport that I can see the passengers on 747’s as they whiz by!
Any way, I was jerking off the other day thinking about my Linda Lovelace blowjob.
Her husband was her manager and he was happy (a happy cuckold?) to bring Linda in to suck my skinny Jew cock in order to get some publicity. In those days, pornos were of homemade quality usually and the popularity of Linda’s film “Deep Throat” was an amazing feat! It spread like wildfire, by word of mouth, and became an overnight mainstream phenomenon.
So, Linda arrived at my Manhattan office one bright afternoon as I wolfed down a pastrami sandwich (fatty pastrami, please. “Oh, Al! I love your mag and I just stopped by to thank you for all of the great publicity you have given me!” She was nothing special to look at. An ordinary soccer Mom. Like a Sarah Palin but not as hot!
I wiped my chin of the oozing mustard and pastrami and welcomed Linda and her cuckold husband to my domain. She instantly began to rub my tiny Jew snake over my pants and made my weenie wiggle! Within seconds she unzipped my pants, pulled them down to my ankles, tore off my stinky bloomers, and used her famous lips to consume my cock in one easy gulp.
To be honest with you, it was a quick one! Imagine getting blown by the Monica Lewinsky of her time! (I say that only because of the Watergate-era phrase “Deep Throat” which was coined after her then popular porn film!) I blew a load in seconds! It was such power to be blown by Linda Lovelace that I just could not hold it in! I had my staff photographers take a few shots AFTER I blew my load because it happened so fast ! I had no time to get LIVE shots!
Let me tell you scumbags something – that blowjob was about 40 years ago .. Linda is dead (did she die of AIDS?) and I have no fucking teeth and right now I am slurping some soft food through a straw in this Senior Citizens center. My point is that you need to cut through the bullshit and enjoy life NOW! It is NOW scumbags! Don’t repeat my mistakes . . choosing the wrong people to marry… getting ripped off by cunts… Open your fucking eyes and enjoy the simple things and don’t get caught up in the glitter. One day the glitter will turn to shit!
Love you all !
Al
at least he is close to the track…
Words of Wisdom by Al Goldstein.,,and yes, they should be listened to. Too bad most people in today’s world won’t heed his advice.
On a bright side, 99.99% of most people will never have the money Al had and thus they will avoid the humiliation of wasting it away to have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING at the end.
In a real sense Al is the Biggest, Ultimate Loser. Way to go, Fuck Face.
From a purely materialistic view of all things, in the end we’re all losers, ponster. But keep writing, Al. Good shit.