Casey writes-
So you wanna buy my panties? Here’s how!
Hey everyone! O.K., so I’ve been getting an overflow of requests about purchasing my panties…hehehe…i was going through all my clothes when I moved into my new place, and i realized i have a surplus of panties. So ask and you shall receive! hehhehe…so, if you want to buy my panties that i’ve worn over the last 2 years…here is what you do..
1. Make a check or money order out to Casey Parker Inc. for $45
2. Mail an envelope with the check to :
Casey Parker
P.O. Box 3014
Granada Hills, CA 91394
Within 30 days you will receive my panties, as well as a polaroid picture of me in them. O.K. everyone…there’s all the info…lets see how bad you want them…hehehe
love you guys!
-Casey
I saw this funny commercial. This guy opens up a package and pulls out a pair of panties and a picture of a pretty girl wearing those panties. He brings the panties up to his nose and takes a long and slow sniff. The look on his face is one of lust and ecstasy.
The commercial then cuts to a fat, ugly, sweating japanese man wearing those panties and dancing. Behind him is a pile of panties, a pile of pictures and a pile of boxes. Another Japanese man is furiously stuffing boxes and tosses them in a mail cart.
I don’t remember what the commericial was about, but for some strange reason, this post about Casey’s used panties brought up that memory….
MTV?
I thought of the same commercial.
I don’t think a fat, ugly japanese guy could fit into Casey’s panties. She could hypothetically hire a maid to wear her panties for a week at a time
while she’s cleaning her place, then send them off to the happy fan skidmarks n all.
With the economicsa foes these days,I think the time of buying used panties ,pubic hair and old breast implants have gone by.
Time to start providing. Unless she has already done it UTR.
I’d like to buy Casey Parker’s panties, then hire Kurt Lockwood and pay him $100.00 to wear the pantis and give me a lap dance before I fuck him in the ass and cum on his beautiful face.
Sir, excellent idea.
I would add a trannie gang bang, gokkum with both Kurt and ChristinaXXX acting as bottoms.
Rics, I believe for $50.00 extra, we can piss in Kurt and Christian’s mouths and make them spit the piss into each other’s gaped assholes. Now that’s what I call the entertainment.
Damn, I need to party with the Colonel sometime, just to take notes for my own personal growth.
Moody Blue, you’re too young to party with me. I suggest you find someone more attracted to you, for example a pedophile priest.
How old do you think I am bro? I have been in (and out, and in, and out, shit I am cumming) of this business since we used film, the product had plots, Ron Jeremy was still Ron Hyatt and Desiree Cousteau was THE hot thing.
How old ARE you anyway man?
And as far as the pedophile priest goes, the only attraction I have to him would be the chance to cut off his cock and feed it to him and his scumbag, ratfucking partners. There is a special place in hell for those bastards. I know God can forgive them – I am not sure I could forgive anyone who could do that to a child. That is about as truly fucked up and low as it gets.
$45 for a pair of porn whore panties huh?
Why wouldn’t somebody just spend half that money on a cheap pair of panties, then rub them with a rotten fish and some god awful perfume. They’d get the same sensory overload for less money….