COURTESY OF USMAGAZINE.COM by way of Jenna’s Myspace page
Adult film star Jenna Jameson is going to be a mommy.
“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible,” she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “I’m so happy!”
She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, “are still in a state of shock.
“I’m just saying super healthy,” she says. “I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”
In May, she told Us, “We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!”
But the 34-year-old Jameson — who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001— said they have no plans to walk down the aisle.
“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!” she told Us. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!”
The pregnancy news is joyful for Jameson.
She previously told Us she discovered she was two months pregnant in November 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma. A day later, she miscarried due to the stress of cancer.
But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, “It was all in God’s plan.”
She is devout because she said so?
I dont think the Pope or any mildly religious person would call her devout.
Is Steve Nelson working for US Magazine or something? They are copy and pasting anything this crazy whore says!
I mean seriously . .how can you call yourself devout but yet you sell pussy for a living, dont plan on getting married and are having a child out of wedlock?
No wonder magazines are struggling to stay in business. They will print the craziest bullshit ever.
The doctor that delivers this kid will probably have on some super thick super protective rubber gloves. He knows where that pussy has been. I mean Randy West first fucked her like 20 years ago. I dont know how she even sits down.
…Call her Mommy..So Sweet.
I know several porn stars that are closet Catholics, Protestants or Jews.
But calling yourself devout or observant while living the porno life is like making a mockery of your beliefs and inviting scorn for both the atheists in porn and the observant believers of your religion.
Not a good idea.
God indeed works in mysterious ways: he inspires young girls to sell their pussy and do drugs and support their parasitic boyfriend/housband and bring another human being to their shameful, shatterd lives; and this revelation about god comes from the dumbest, laziest, most overrated porn whore in the past 30 years whose only credential for motherhood is having a womb that catches sperm. I was blind, but now I can see.
Hasnt the Catholic Chruch suffered enough? Pervy priests and now this, next thing ya know they’ll finally find the Pope’s Nazi past.
dear, colonel
what you just wrote is the most beautiful, sublime, and hilarious thing i have ever read. in my entire life. transcendent. thank you.
sincerely,
chip love
I’m Greek Orthodox, still go to church,still talk to God, pretty sure he still listens, hey I was incredibly jazzed my son didn’t burst into flame when they dunked him in holy water. The only thing I wont do is confess, because I like my priest and wouldn’t do that to him. Congratulations to Jenna, nothing brings you more down to earth than kids!!! Email me anytime with any mommyhood question, at http://www.rubyadultstar@yahoo.com, and get the epidural, they don’t hand out trophies for going through that kind of pain.
“The only thing I wont do is confess, because I like my priest and wouldn’t do that to him.”
Are confession in the Eastern Orthodox Church done in face to face in public unlike the Chuch of Rome?
I do not know why the idea of you confessing your sins and seen the face of the priest crack me up.
(Ruby, I like you, I have a thing for redheads and whores that seen to be cool and not to drug or drink themselves into whoredom.)
Ruby, nice to know God talks to you, wondering, is there a Greek Orthodox equivalent of Rick Warren? Also remember now that Shelley Lubben will consider you one of “her” people, and you dont want that. PS: Nothing will ever bring Jenna down to earth, she’ll be back, let the piss drinkin begin…
I said I talk to God, not God talks to me you dyslexic. And it cracks me up too that’s why I cant, I would have to split it up between priests. I think they have a confessional as well, though.
Larry. I do not know if US Bible Believing Christians (TM) thinks of Eastern Orthodox as “Christians”.
I have my doubts. I have seen sites and drives on how to convert Eastern Orthodox to “True Bible Christianity” (TM), that we all know was invented in the US. Jesus was a blonde, blue eyed American. We all know that.
The Mormons think we’re pagans, But I think it’s similar to Catholisism, but without the guilt, My husband is Catholic and inner marriage is sanctioned within both churches. I married my husband in Reno, then by Elvis in Vegas, 3rd time in my church.
It’s sad to say but the last f…..thing this world is in need for is…another baby.One with half a brain should have understand this.
chip love, thank you, brother. I love your writings. Keep up the good work.
You never know what your children will grow up to become, and by that virtue alone, we should propagate the species. I’m having three more.
just my humble opinion: the world is overpopulated; resources are dwindling; the middle class is disappearing; the u.s. is being driven into the ground and becoming a third word nation because we’re just riding this ship not diving it; ignorance, illiteracy, stupidity and apathy are burgeoning; sinister forces are at work to set individuals and nations at each other’s throats; meanwhile back at the couch, there’s too many haters/masturbaters bemused with the latest idiotic, worthless gossip to think and realize that the shit’s hitting the fan and people are getting it in the face; too many kids without food, water or love, adopt them first; stop breeding!
After reading Jeremiah pesimistic comments I only can say that remember;
Suicide is always an option.
The prophets should lead by example.
i’m not suicidal rics, i just think that if the house is overcrowded we shouldn’t invite more people in, so to speak, capiche?
mine is a message of hope
In 5 years from now(maybe even less)there will be Americans shooting(killing)at other Americans for…water access.
Here’s the guy I’ve voted for since ’04 saying “Wake up America!”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv0smG7ptcM
What’s strange is that the Ohio Congressman had been voted the winner in the initial debate back when all the democrats were running for the nomination, yet somehow he’s comes in last in the polls!! WTF! The fact that he gets little corporate media coverage must have something to do with it which must have something to do with the fact that he lambasts corporations. hmmm. Well, if the papers say he’s got no chance then it must be true so don’t bother voting for him. Can you say “mass media mind control”?
What’s stange about this video clip is how happy the people at the convetion on while he’s going on about how fucked everything is.
er…Steele, boy you are smarter than I ever thought, Kucinich is a good man, too good for the electorate. Sorry Ruby, doubt God is listening right now, I think he is doing something noble, getting the Cubs to the World Series.
Thx Larry, Kucinich is too dangerous to the satanic system, even though his persona and stature don’t come off that way. If he got even close to the presidency the illuminazis would have to blow his head off like an m-80 in a lunchbox. That’s why we’re given two two-faced puppets to choose from. Nothing like the illusion of democracy.
I’m calling out for the Dodgers to win this year in a miracle longshot. If they can just get over .500 and stay there a while, they can blaze through to the finish line like a marathon runner putting it into high gear in the final moments.
1. Where can I pre-book Jenna’s spawn (if it’s a boy I’ll consider paying a kill fee)?
2. I agree with some of the things Steal mentioned.
3. Who do I call to re-instate the Great Inquisition? And what happened to the fine tradition of abortion?
What if one of my kids solves all those problems you speak of, God hears everything, and I’m not sure he can help the Cubbies, or the Indians for that matter. Ruby
I suspect Jenna is going to hatch a boy.
What if you adopt a kid who solves all the problems I speak of?
The Cubs are no longer cursed. The Boston and Chicago curses were broken by the Bronx Bummer curse which began after 9-11. Guiliani is a curse, he admitted he was warned that the towers were coming down (how that was known is another story) and didn’t tell firefighters or anyone else, yet he grandstands in the front row wearing FDNY/NYPD hats while making millions in the anti-terror business. Don’t get me started on this rant because I can on and on in detail and I’ll frighten people… Go Dodgers!
Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my mind
People think Im insane because I am browning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think Ill lose my mind if I dont find something to pacify
that’s ‘frowning’, not browning
now you’ve got me paranoid, because that song has been my cell phone ring tone for years now… you must be following me around
the yankees are losing again
Jenna AND Eva. These fucking whores should all be sterilized, lest they follow the path of the lovely Foxx Family…
“now you’ve got me paranoid, because that song has been my cell phone ring tone for years now… you must be following me around”
Jeremy, you have made my point.
oh darn, my attempt at subtle sarcasm flew over your head, happy to oblige