Read whole funny story at Xcitement.com/news
(NL- This is my personal Gina Lynn Blow up doll)
Adolph Hitler invented the blow up doll “While the soon-to-be Führer was working as a messenger between the trenches in the First World War, he was appalled to see his fellow Aryans sloping off to French brothels. So he came up with the idea of an inflatable Fräulein. But Hilter didn’t get around to manufacturing the doll until near the end of the Second World War when the factory was destroyed by the Allied firebombing of Dresden. " Says Snuff author Chuck Palahniuk via timesonline.com
He also invented the autobahn (leading to all of us poor assholes getting stuck in traffic everyday on the Long Beach Freeway) and the Volkswagen (leading to the impossibility of a three way in the car). Hitler was one twisted ratbag – so this sounds a little too smart for him.
Hitler also invented the Vegetarian Masturbatory Society For The Annihilation (or Analation, take your pick) Of Everyone That Isn’t Exactly Like Me.
Fuck him. Repeatedly. In the ass without any lube. With an MX missle. Or John Holmes petrified cock.