After more then 300 movies and fifteen years in porn, At this exact same time last year, Rod Fontana gave up porn performing and directing and found Jesus. In July 2007 he was working toward becoming an Episcopalian Minister.
Today I get an on set invite to attend the filming of a adult parody of Gillian’s Island. And guess who is playing the skipper?
CAST:
Gilligan: Anthony Rosano
Skipper: Rod Fontana
Ginger: Ryder Skye
Mary Ann: Penny Flame
Professor: Jack Lawrence
Mrs. Howell: Darryl Hannah
Mr. Howell: Dick Nasty
Ed: Voodoo
Rick: Evan Stone
Alexxy: Regan Reese
Rob Naughty: Jason Silver
HUSTLER Video is ecstatic to announce the upcoming filming of a spoof on a classic comedy TV sitcom….THIS AIN’T GILLIGAN’S ISLAND XXX, directed by Anton Slayer.
When an adult film crew arrives on “Gilligan’s” island and discovers the famous castaways, prolific porn director Rob Naughty instructs his talented team to seduce Gilligan and friends and secretly film all of the sizzling, XXX, jungle action. Will the crew of the S.S. Minnow finally get off the island? Spoiler Alert: They all “get off”.
Since the first scene filmed will be Rod Fontana / Darryl Hannah, we can’t even surmise that maybe it’s a non-sex role. Nope. Ron is back to bumpin’ for bucks. What happened to Jesus? No more Reverend Ron?
I’d love to hear from Ron, but all the contact info I have for him is out of date. Ron, get in touch!
damn no germy steal
Rod Fontana was the ONLY loser the “director” could find? Thats the problem with porn. No one tries to make a good product. Companies will shoot any loser that will accept the $100 pay day for being in yet another loser porn movie. When porn companies start caring about bullshit they produce and start being selective then maybe people will actually start buying product again. As long as losers Fontana, Dick Nasty, Jeremy Steal and others can get work then the business will stay in the fucking gutter were it belongs.
Anthony Rosano aint exactly first rate talent either, was James Deen busy? Maybe they hired Rod since he had a sailor outfit from his real job at Red Lobster. Steele must have asked for an extra $25 and got turned down. Why didnt they call Dirty Harry and have a Teens for Cash reunion.
Rod Fontana is a special guy: as a young man, he served in Vietnam, where he proudly claims he killed many people, and in his later years, he decided to fulfill his lifetime dream of sucking his own shit off plastic cocks, shoving foots up his ass, getting pissed on and getting paid for it, all under the pretence of ” performing in adult movies”. You see, in any industry with a shred of dignity and self-awareness, pieces of shit like Rod Fontana, Marc Wallace and Christian the faggot would have been banned and boycotted a long time ago, but in the adult industry, they’re always around, getting whatever is thrown at them like scumbags and polluting and infecting everywhere and everyone. Admit it, we’re the worst of the worst, and we’re getting what we deserve.
Coronel. Its the same for the girls too.
Will the porn industry will ever turn someone away?
Rics, You’re right; and that’s one of the reasons porn is going straight to hell.
On the road to hell, where is Steele? I missed him…well I missed BDD bashing his skull in. Back to Reverend Rod, anyone have a mug shot of him? There has to be a mug shot somewhere…public drunkeness, domestic abuse, public urination, hosting Screw My Life Please?
I have some hardcore stills taken on the set of one of Boss Bitches volumes, showing two girls sticking their foot up Rod Fontana’s ass at the same time, if I can find them, I’ll put them here. Otherwise, you can watch the scene on aebn.net. As you know, Boss Bitches series, produced by Legend Video, is all about hookers humulating men and fucking them with strap-ons, and one regular face in the series, is Rod Fontana who appeared in several volumes. He and John McCain love to make their country proud.